and baby is their child??????

snake lad snake lad, whatchu gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for youHOo??

This incredibly precious gorgon child ™ belongs to @splookee (which is also apart of @the-greek-life!!) I love this kid so muh

anonymous asked:

Ichigo sees Nana and Junna practising with their weapons when she's fairly young and begs them to teach her stuff, because it looks super cool. They put it off until she's a little bit older, but end up going along with it. After all the training, Ichigo's pretty ripped and one day, when at school, she ends up going around sleeveless. Some girl makes a comment about it in Midori's earshot and she's deeply horrified at people being attracted to her older sister. Ends up staring at the dorm wall.

oh god its so accurate it hurts. There’s nothing grosser than hearing people say that they find your sibling attractive, absolutely fucking disgusting, our siblings are all celibate, every single one of them. 

But yo Midori furiously texting Junna, being all “mom onee-chan is being gross and I hate it!” and telling her about her going around sleeveless and girls losing their shit over it. Junna just takes a deep breath, calls up Mahiru: “what did you tell my child” “………..what” “you told her about the power of being buff and sleeveless didn’t you, that was your signature move, its still your signature move, why would you tell her about these things” 

Junna, hey Jun Jun, Mahiru didn’t tell her shit, this is just something that all gay butch girls know by instinct and you should know these things. 

7

It always ends in a fight.
Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier in Captain America: Civil War (2016)

And with that, Tokyo Ghoul:re ends…

Even though I just got into the series last year, seeing it end gave me mixed feelings. It made me regret not picking it up earlier. It made me sad because OMG DUDE IT ENDED! WTH? XDD It made me happy because I get to see my OTP have a happy ending after all that happened to them. It made me cry because the TouKen child is so prettyyyyyyy!!! AAAAAAAA Ishida-sensei, why you never let us know her name?!?! (´;д;`)

Anyway, with this, Kaneki’s story ends. Thank you for an awesome series, Ishida-sensei! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

i want to cycle back to kravitz being really excited over his toddler’s art and like imagine he and taako doing fake interviews with their kid about their art like

kravitz, using a hairbrush as a microphone, in his work accent: baby, i hear you have a new piece in the FOMA (fridge of modern art), what is this piece called?
baby: *senseless babble*
kravitz: amazing. evocative. and i see your medium for this piece… is that printer paper and crayola? that’s absolutely astounding. so brave
taako: can i add? your use of colour in this piece, baby tacco, is absolutely original. a green cat? i never would have thought of such a thing, but you’ve completely opened my eyes and the eyes of audiences all over faerun
kravitz: what can you tell us about your next piece, baby?
baby: *walks away because being talked at by adults is boring as hell and they have the attention span of a 1 year old*
taako: performance art!

anonymous asked:

Reminder that Tony Stark named the protocol that records everything Peter sees the 'Baby monitor' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:

Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived
Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode
Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured
Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC
Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours
Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew
Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload
Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time

theyre bananas for equality!