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how is there like,,,, NO content whatsoever for hando??? i bet if lando was white y’all would be ALL over two young scoundrels or whatever travelling the galaxy together swindling tf out of everyone n shit……….the HISTORY,,,,,,, the CHEMISTRY,,,,,,,, fine ass billy dee williams and fucken harrison ford’s rogueishly handsome face or whatever everyone’s sayin these days but nooooo…….just a couple moodboards, not even 50 fics on ao3…i would probably cry tears of joy if i saw some fanart….okay rant over……..

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What one does with the truth is more difficult than you think. I learnt this the hard way, a long, long time ago. And now, my life will never be the same…

Wonder Woman (2017)

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legends

So my newly-obsessed-with-figure-skating ass just rewatched Disney’s “Ice Princess”

…and I had a lot of thoughts as I watched. Which I will now list. And they probably won’t make sense. Especially if you haven’t ever watched the movie. Okay, here we go, under the cut:

  • Before I even start, thank GOD they refer to FS as a sport because I will literally punch any of the idiots who think figure skaters are not athletes
  • Okay, how the fuck has she never fallen into that pond she skates on?? That is dangerous af what the actual fuck??? What if the ice is too thin??
  • Oh wow okay I actually know what these jumps are called now shit wow
  • I remember when I was little and I used to think these girls were so bitchy and stuck up with all the calorie counting and training but like??? what they’re saying is 100% true and valid??? considering they’re proper figure skaters doing like triple jumps and shit??
  • Wtf how do these girls have the time to go to high school if they’re training on such a high level??
  • Also, how are these girls juniors if they’re like 17ish?? Realistically, wouldn’t they already be in the senior division by now?? The max age for juniors is 18. Ummm, okay then…?
  • Ahhh the beloved butt pads. I need that for my everyday life tbh.
  • Omg but like I love how Casey is applying physics to 2005 figure skating because imagine if she were doing the same in this quadpocalyptic era that is Nathan and Shoma and Yuzuru and the rest of sQUAD
  • Yuzu: “Scientifically, 5 rotations in the air are possible, someone told me.” Was that someone Casey Carlyle?  
  • I remember there were so many physics things from this movie that I used to think were super smart but were actually common sense
  • Okay but Nikki (Flying Shrimp) is literally Yulia Lipnitskaya who is literally Yuri Plisetsky LMAO
  • Wait… this is actually so perfect:
  • Yurio is Nikki because obviously
  • Yuuri is Tiffany simply because she’s the Asian For Diversity™
  • Victor is Gen because feeling uninspired and no longer wanting to compete? Retiring and having fun instead? Yeah that’s Binktop for you.
  • Otabek is Casey because he was also like an underdog and newcomer and whatnot and yeah it makes sense okay?
  • Yakov is the coach and Lilia is Casey’s mom
  • JJ is Zoey, but more annoying. Way more annoying.
  • (So like Ice Princess but more realistic and more gay)
  • I NEED THIS AU WITH A BURNING PASSION
  • Okay one does not simply go from landing a single to a double to a triple in the span of less than a year of proper training exCUSE ME??
  • SHE’S LITERALLY BEEN DOING BALLET FOR ONLY A MONTH WTF
  • She should’ve just gone to Harvard honestly smh
  • I mean, she could go to Harvard and still skate, unless that was somehow made illegal and I wasn’t aware. Like, obvi she couldn’t skate to the extent of what she’d doing now, but, like, IT’S HARVARD
  • (or maybe that’s just my asian-ness talking)
  • OKAY NO how does a Zamboni come all the way to her house, into her backyard, and onto the aforementioned dangerous af frozen pond?? 
  • OMFG MICHELLE KWAN AND BRIAN BOITANO ARE IN THIS WHAT AND I ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AHHHSDFGHJKL
  • Michelle Kwan aka most decorated US figure skater E V E R??
  • Brian Boitano aka creator of our favorite anime otaku Evgenia Medvedeva’s beloved Tano jump?? aka half of the Brian Rivalry™ (the other being Brian Orser, coach of team Orser, team of Yuzu and Javi)???
  • WOW and this was made in 2005, when Michelle Kwan was current and record breaking and history making I’M SHOOK
  • okay what why did the lighting change when she went out to skate THIS IS A FREE SKATE NOT A FUCKING EXHIBITION
  • No stop I’m so done goodbye. Can someone please. Explain to me. Why there aRE LYRICS IN THE MUSIC IF THIS WAS MADE IN 2005??? EXCUSE ME????? Lyrics weren’t allowed till like 2014. Umm bye.
  • Okay wtf where did all these triples come from? When did she learn these?? How did neither her coach nor any rinkmates know about it???? Please movie, I’m really trying here. But you gotta give me at least a semblance of realistic content to work with. Please.
  • “This does take her to nationals, and who knows, maybe the 2006 Olympics?“ said Michelle Kwan, internally screaming, because EXCUSE ME BUT REALITY CHECK THAT’S NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS YOU DONT GO TO OLYMPIC LEVEL BY SKATING AT A PROPER RINK FOR JUST A YEAR, BARELY WORKING OUT, AND ONLY JUST RECENTLY STARTING BALLET.
  • JESUS CHRIST this is an insult to actual figure skaters who dedicate their lives to the sport. You know what the protagonist dedicated her life to? HARVARD. Where she should’ve gone.
  • Yes, I am a horrible person and a killer of dreams. 
  • I knew this movie was gonna eventually make me lose my chill, and yet I watched it anyway, because I hate myself
  • Final verdict: This movie did not deserve to have actual Olympic champion figure skaters in it.

hey so i unfollowed a bunch of inactive blogs recently and my dash is pretty dead so! please reblog so i can follow you if u post the following:

  • voltron (pls no shaladin)
  • boku no hero academia (pls no ba//ku//de//ku)
  • little witch academia (if u hate andrew dont bother lmao)
  • bungo stray dogs
  • avatar the last airbender/legend of korra
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harry potter blog follow train

yes yes, I know you’re rolling your eyes bc another one??? but I feel like many of the hp follow trains are not accurate because lots of people reblog it when they reblogged a harry potter gifset that one time

  • so, please, only like/reblog this post if you post/reblog more than 80% harry potter content
  • maybe check out other people who’ve liked or reblogged this!
  • hopefully you’ll be able to find more hp blogs <33

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Signs as Gayle quotes
  • Aries: We're not gonna continue this conversation until you put some makeup on so I don't think I'm talking to Howard Stern.
  • Taurus: Today you look like a storyteller and I can't stand it.
  • Gemini: If you promise me you will take the photo with the scraps of my body, then I promise you my ghost will not haunt you from the afterlife.
  • Cancer: Every second you spend smiling like that, the value of this house is depreciating.
  • Leo: Cool, Ira, I hear what you're saying, but try not to talk, you sound like a lizard.
  • Virgo: You're Greek and I want you out of here.
  • Libra: If you mention my coupon stockade again in broad daylight, I'mma roast you like a pepper. I mean that. I mean every word of that.
  • Scorpio: So you're telling me that you leave your shoes, your muddy shoes on in this house and you leave the Swiffer wet cloths open? So what you're telling me when you're doing this is: why don't we just have a pig in the house?
  • Sagittarius: You've got a face of a Peeping Tom! You've got no lips. You have skin that turns into a mouth. You've got curious nose.
  • Capricorn: One day I saw a racoon so big, it looked like it had opinions.
  • Aquarius: It's time for me to assassinate Bonnie with my legs.
  • Pisces: In birthing classes they don't tell you that one day your progeny may develop sexual feelings for a lizard.

This was a sad Eurovision for Spain not because we lost, but because we wanted zero points SO BAD we got frustrated when someone gave us five.