and your eyebrows i just

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David Tennant’s acrobatic left eyebrow

(seems like I should tag @whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid, just because)

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     “Hey Champ, how goes it?” You blew into the war room with a smile on your face and a skip in your step, determination driving you forward in your quest to cheer up the man who you loved and was currently trying to find solace at the bottom of a bottle.

    Dean scrunched up his face and raised an eyebrow. “Champ?” he asked.

     “Yes! I’m your drinking buddy tonight, just one of the guys.” You moved in front of Dean and leaned on the map table in the middle of the room. “Tell me what ails ya.”

     “Currently? That my girlfriend is calling me Champ and trying to be my drinking buddy when she can barely finish a beer.”

     You feigned mock offense and clutched your heart. “I take sips of yours!”

     “Yeah, sips.” Dean put his hand on your hip and gently guided you towards him, pulling you into his lap and wrapping his arm around your waist. “No offense Sweetheart, but you aren’t exactly the drinking type. You might even be worse than Garth.”

     You lightly hit his shoulder and said, “I resent that!” straightening your back and trying to look superior. “I’m not drunk after one beer, I just don’t like beer.”

      The smallest smile tugged at Dean’s lips, sending a little thrill of triumph through you. “Then why do you want this?” he asked, pointing to the whiskey on the table that made the beer you hated look like Kool-Aid.

     You shook your head and looked back at Dean. “Don’t question me, start pouring.”

     “But -”

     “Do it, Winchester!” you commanded.

     Dean shrugged as if in defeat and grabbed the bottle of amber liquid off the table, flipping over an unused glass and pouring a sips worth into the bottom. He handed it to you with a challenging look. He still didn’t think you would do it.

      “Alright,” you raised your glass and got ready to drink, “bottoms up.”

     You knew what it was going to taste like, knew it would burn on the way down, but when you threw the drink back and it touched your taste buds you couldn’t help but screw up your face, shaking your head and sticking out your tongue. This time Dean really did smile, suppressing a laugh as he pulled the now-empty glass from your fingers.

     “I think that’s enough for tonight,” he whispered, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear that you’d shaken free.

     “Agreed.” You stood up and put the lid back on the bottle, tugging on Dean’s hand when you moved to leave. “Let’s go to bed.”


Just a quick note: I am in no way suggesting that women can’t handle alcohol like men, I just really liked those gifs and I’m not a big drinker myself :p

*These gifs are not mine, both the gifs are from Google Images*
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Weakness - Part 4

Summary: You’re an old acquaintance of Barry Allen and The Flash’s enemy, but when you’re together you’re way more than that. You’re struggling with your evilness and Barry wants to help. Will you let him?

Pairings: Barry Allen x reader

Word count: 1635

A/N: Yay, here’s the next part! I hope you’re enjoying the progression of the story so far :) I had fun writing this one, I hope you like it too! As always, opinions and suggestions are welcome x

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Federal Babysitting Investigation

Prompt: Whatever shows a frazzled dad-Hotch, wife teasing him that he can take down serial killers but their baby overwhelms him sometimes because she’s stubborn. Oneshot of Hotch taking care of an infant daughter & Jack while his wife is away on a business trip.

Requester: no-shortage-of-faults

Words: 541

Warnings: None

Notes: im so witty @ the title lmaoo

@whatcha-gonna-do-about-it-huh

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Eren: Oh hello Commander!

Erwin: Ah Eren, hello. I was just looking for Levi-

Eren: I extended my hand of friendship and welcomed you into my own home, but you fucked it up, you have to die. You were a good man but you want what you can`t have and I need to make sure you realize that. Prepare to be choked with your own bolo tie and  have your eyebrows painfully plucked.

Erwin: I`ll… I`ll just ask someone else to deliver the paperwork…

Broken Bones // Spencer Reid x Reader

#64 from this list 
Prompt: “Are you ticklish?”
Requested by: Anonymous

“Yeah, I mean I really don’t see why he would have to be such a dick about it,” you complained to JJ as you both avoided doing any work. The two of you stood by your desk as JJ nodded in agreement.

“He should’ve just let that go,” she agreed as you told her the story of your eventful family reunion that had happened the weekend before. “Hey Spence,” JJ called out as the tall man made his way into the office. He smiled at you both.

“Hey guys,” he greeted as he came nearer. He playfully poked your side causing you to collapse into yourself.

“Are you ticklish?” He asked in amusement as you straightened yourself up. You scoffed and shook your head.

“Nope,” you replied. Spencer raised an eyebrow at your answer.

“I think you are.”

“I just told you I’m not.”

“You are.”

“I’m not.”

“We’ll have to see about that,” he said as he grinned madly and jumped to you, his fingers furiously digging into your sides. You pleaded him to stop through your giggles as JJ watched the both of you act like children.

“Spencer!” You yelled as he continued to attack you. You attempted to get away but Spencer was relentless. The two of you ended up tripping over a chair and you landed awkwardly- hurting your wrist in the process.

“Are you okay?!” JJ asked worriedly as she saw the two of you collapse onto the floor.

“Spencer seriously stop,” you said through tears as you brought your wrist up. “I think my wrist is broken.”

Spencer’s eyes widened as he climbed off of you and stood up. He carefully pulled you beside him.

“Let me see,” he ordered.

“You know you’re not a real doctor, right?” You said with a small smirk although you let him examine your wrist anyway. You hissed as he touched it, tears building up at the pain.

“What’s going on here?” Hotch asked seriously as he walked out of his office. He had heard the commotion and had decided to see what was happening.

The three of you remained quiet in fear that Hotch would get mad at the foolish behavior that had happened outside of his door.

“I’m waiting,” he said with a stern look.

“Spencer broke my wrist,” you said with a sigh.

“We don’t know if it’s broken yet,” Spencer argued in his defense. Hotch let out a deep sigh as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

“Reid, take Y/N to the hospital. And next time you want to play around make sure it’s in your own beds and not here,” he said before stalking off to his office once more. JJ let out a loud laugh at Hotch’s comment, not expecting her boss to be the one to finally say what they all thought. They were all wondering when the two of you would finally get together.

You and Spencer both blushed in embarrassment as you gathered your things and made your way to the elevator. You held your wrist gingerly as you tried your best to reduce any pain from movement.

“What’s going on?” Emily asked as she saw you two slide into the elevator.

“Spencer broke my wrist,” you informed. Her eyes widened as she looked down at your hand.

“We don’t know if it’s broken yet!” Spencer argued as the doors began to close.

“It’s totally broken! Look at it!” You yelled back as you gestured to your wrist.

Emily rolled her eyes as the door closed on your bickering, the elevator disappearing with the two of you.

“Kids,” she muttered beneath her breath.

anonymous asked:

Are you still working on recoloring the Adult-to-Toddler eyebrows in your palette? Just askin cuz I'm eagerly awaiting the release! Love you and your cc!

I’m still working on a lot of things lol Yep the brow recolours are one of those things, but I chop and change between things a lot. They’ll get done though, just not sure when lol

I know that pisses a lot of people off but there’s not much I can do about that, I have to do what’s best for me and what’s best for me is switching focus when I lose motivation until I get that motivation back =)

Most compliment the signs get
  • Aries: "I really love your personality"
  • Taurus: "you're so gorgeous/I love your face features"
  • Gemini: "your eyes are so pretty I'm jealous"
  • Cancer: "you're the most adorable/your big eyes are the cutest thing ever "
  • Leo: "you're so hot/I am in love with your hair"
  • Virgo: "I love your style/you're so stylish"
  • Libra: "I really like your face its flawless"
  • Scorpio: "I am in love with your eye color"
  • Sagittarius: "your lips are really pretty"
  • Capricorn: "you're just so beautiful"
  • Aquarius: "your eyebrows are perfect I want them"
  • Pisces: "you're literally the cutest thing ever"
  • (Check sun/rising)
How cats act around Bleach characters


As requested by anon. :)


Let’s say that a whole army of cats invaded Soul Society, Hueco Mundo and the world of the living. Kinda like that one Ikea commercial, only more so. How would these cats act around various Bleach characters?


1. Yamamoto

Is woken up abruptly from a nap when not one but three kittens decide that his eyebrows are the best toy ever.

Yamamoto: SASAKIBE

Sasakibe:
Sir, what is it??

Sasakibe:


Sasakibe:
Sir are you aware that there is a kitten danging from each of your eyebrows?

Yamamoto:
No I just wanted some tea - YES I AM AWARE


2. Byakuya

Finds himself covered in cats whenever he stops moving. Because cats can sense people who don’t like them. It….attracts them.

Rukia: Nii-sama! The cats - they love you!

Byakuya:
Rukia please help me.

Byakuya:
They are chewing on my scarf, Rukia.


3. Rukia

Is also highly popular with the kitties. It seems to be a Kuchiki thing.

Rukia: You guys are so CUTE, yes you are!

Byakuya:
But Rukia they are tiny demons


4. Nnoitra

Finds his feet being attacked whenever he walks. But whenever he stops moving, he is resolutely snubbed.

Nnoitra: I SAID FIGHT ME YOU VICIOUS BEAST!

Tesla:
I believe that cat is asleep, Nnoitra-sama.


5. Komamura

Tries to be friendly. Unfortunately, his presence makes the cats poof themselves up and hiss.

Komamura: Does the poofiness and the hissing mean they like me, Iba?

Iba:
M-maybe you should give the kitties some space, Captain!


6. Soi Fon

Tries too hard.

Soi Fon: WAIT PLEASE DON’T WALK AWAY I HAVE OTHER JINGLY TOYS


7. Ulquiorra

Is confused by the cats. Mostly because they keep zooming erratically from one room to another and Ulquiorra can’t figure out why.

Ulquiorra: I think these felines are malfunctioning.

Orihime:
Cats just do that, Ulquiorra-kun!

Ulquiorra:
But why


8. Unohana

Always has one older cat sleeping peacefully near her.

Unohana: This cat brought me a mouse earlier. We became friends.


9. Sasakibe

Wakes up to find a cat sleeping on his face.

Sasakibe: Well at least the cat noticed me.

Sasakibe:
Even if it mistook my face for a cushion.


10.  Yoruichi

Is the queen of the cats, of course.

Byakuya: There are fifteen cats sitting there staring at you, demon cat.

Yoruichi: I think they’re waiting for orders!

Byakuya: …

Byakuya: Please stop ordering them to love me.

Yoruichi: What?


11. Yachiru

Makes friends with all of the cats by offering them food.

Kenpachi: You carry around cat treats?

Yachiru:
I found a bunch of them in Soi Fon’s place!!


12. Kenpachi

Is scaled by a couple of ambitious kittens. Does not notice.

Ikkaku: Captain, there are kittens clinging to your back.

Kenpachi:
There are?


13. Ikkaku

Loves to play with the kitties. Not matter how rough the kitties might be.

Yumichika: Ikkaku your hand is streaming blood.

Ikkaku:
Cats sure like to scratch!

Ikkaku:
They’re so great!


14. Yumichika

Is highly popular among all the fluffiest kitties. You know, the ones who love to cuddle! And shed. Mostly the shedding thing.

Yumichika: [desperately lint rolling his uniform]

Yumichika: IKKAKU I NEED ANOTHER LINT ROLLER

Yumichika: IKKAKU PLEASE


15. Matsumoto

Is highly popular among the sleepy kitties. They like to nap with her.

Hitsugaya: If cats decide you are their bed, it may be a sign that you sleep too much!!

Hitsugaya: …

Hitsugaya: And yet I can’t wake you up.

Hitsugaya: Stupid sleeping cat adorableness.


16. Hitsugaya

Keeps finding cats sleeping on his paperwork.

Hitsugaya: OKAY LESS ADORABLE NOW


17. Renji

Keeps getting snubbed.

Renji: Hi cat!

Cat: [walks away]

Renji: …

Renji: It’s like meeting Byakuya for the first time, all over again.


18. Kensei

Is mobbed whenever he tries to cook.

Kensei: I’M COOKING BEETS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MEOWING AT ME


19. Hinamori

Gets bitten by a cat that *seemed* to be enjoying its belly rub just a moment before.

Hinamori: …

Hinamori: Everybody in my life turns evil.


20. Ichigo

Is fantastic with the cats.

Ichigo: [idly petting the cat on his lap]

Ichigo: So you’re sure you don’t talk, huh?


21. Yukio

Just wants to play his PSP. Without being “helped” by a kitty.

Yukio: Y-your tail is covering the screen again!

Yukio: Why won’t you leave me be??


22. Grimmjow

Every time he turns around, there is a squad of cats following him. He doesn’t know why.

Grimmjow: Fuck off I’m not your king!


23. Urahara

Comes out in the morning to find fifteen hopeful cats waiting outside his store.

Urahara: Okay, who told you I have the best kitty snacks?


24. Gin

Gets hissed at. A lot.

Gin: Strange how animals just never seem to like me!


25. Ukitake

Wakes up to find a cat asleep on his chest, trying to purr him better.

Ukitake: Awwww, thanks, little guy!

The Fun Song (Hera Is 100% done)
  • Hera: IM SICK OF YOUR SHENANIGANS!
  • Zeus: I just like to have fun!
  • Hera: *Raises eyebrows* HA! YOU ARE AN IRRESPONSIBLE CHILD!
  • Zeus: Fun! Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
  • What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
  • Zeus: Olympus! Join!
  • Zeus: F is for Friends who do stuff together.
  • Aphrodite: U is for You and me.
  • Dionysus: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
  • Poseidon: Down here in the deep blue sea!
  • Hera: you know what else is fun? MY WRATH!!!
  • Hephaestus: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
  • Ares: U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
  • Athena: N is for No survivors when you're-
  • Zeus: Athena! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
  • Now, do it like this,
  • F is for Friends who do stuff to-
  • Hera: Never! That's completely idiotic!
  • Zeus:
  • Here, Let us help you...
  • F is for friends who do stuff together.
  • Eros: U is for You and me, TRY IT!
  • Artemis: *sighs* N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
  • Poseidon and fish: Down here in the deep blue sea!
  • Hera: Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
  • Should we stop?
  • Zeus: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!
  • Hera: Well I hate it! Don't do it-
  • Zeus: Okay!
  • Persephone and Demeter: F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
  • Apollo: U is for Ukelele.
  • Hermes: N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
  • Hades: *sighs and grumbles*
  • Hades: *looks at notecard* down here with my best buddy.
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Hands slammed down on your cubicle making you jump in surprise. You looked away from the computer to see a familiar face looking down at you with a big goofy grin. 

“Doctor, what are you doing here?” You say as you jump up from your seat so that you are (somewhat) matching heights. 

“I got bored at home, so I decided to do some walking and I just wondered in here,” You raise your eyebrows.

“Really?” 

“Yeah, I mean it’s not like I looked up where you work just to see you,”

Harry “I love sweet corn” Styles

Since I find anything and everything Harry says or does very cute and endearing, Here are all the times when he has displayed his immense love for sweet corn. (I know you are raising your eyebrows right now, but kindly try not to judge me….I just have a lot of feelings when it comes to Harry)

1. When Louis asked him this, while playing Megamind ( also let’s take a               moment to admire fetus Louis)

2. Then we have young Harold helping the chef to cook in the X factor house

3. When they went on the TV show ‘This Morning’, Look at them in their chef         hats!! (Remembers Louis said “Well we live together and Harry does all the       cooking” *cries*)

He loves it so much people are tired of it. Here they are at their concert answering fan questions

So it’s no surprise we got this lyric change

He ate green beans and felt he was being unfaithful to sweet corn. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS????

So this was an absolutely unnecessary post I made.Enjoy it while I go and reevaluate my life…..Thank you

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Clary Fray + Alec Lightwood - Shadowhunters/ The Mortal Instruments (Imagine 410)

“You and Alec?” Clary asked, clearly shocked.

“We have been together for two years,” You laughed. Clary spitting out a bit of her drink. “Why are you so surprised?” you asked, raising your eyebrow at her.

“I just can’t imagine you and Alec together. You’re so different, and Alec doesn’t seem like the relationship type.” She said. Loudly, you both burst out laughing. At that moment, Alec walked in.

Giving you both a strange look, he asked: “What are you two finding so funny?”

“Oh, Nothing.” You said, attempting to keep a straight face. Giving you both another strange look he walked off. Leaving you both to continue laughing

Want to request?

I want a way to say I’m aesthetically attracted to someone that’s less fancy than “I’m aesthetically attracted to them” and yet more fancy that “I like to look at them”.

Does that make sense?

Like people who experience sexual attraction have sooo many ways of saying they would sex someone without any sort of romantic connotation. I want to be able to say that I would low key stare at someone for hours but not in a creepy way and definitely don’t try to sex me, no touchy please. I just wanna bask in how amazing your eyebrows are.

Imagine being Isabelle and Alec’s younger sibling, and they are always very protective of you...

Originally posted by malecshappiness

“Here, take this.” Alec held out the seraph blade towards you as you were on your way out of the institute. 

“Alec… I’m going out for lunch, not out to battle a demon.” You raised a eyebrow at your brother, who still looked just as serious. 

“I know.” He stated. 

“What’s all this about?” Isabelle walked over to the two of you, arms crossed over her chest. 

“Alec wants me to bring a seraph blade to lunch.” You pointed a accusing finger at your older brother. 

“Which you should.” Isabelle agreed with Alec, and you let out a groan. 

“And why on earth would I want to bring a seraph blade?” You questioned, it was your turn to cross your arms over your chest, refusing to take the blade Alec was holding out for you. 

“Because we’re not there to protect you.” Alec reasoned. 

“And in case a creppy guy or girl approaches you.” Isabelle added with a wink. 

“Unless they’re charming and cute and just your type.” She added with a wink and you groaned. 

“If I bring the blade, will you guys stop this?” 

“Maybe, but we make no promises.” Alec admitted as he nudged the blade closer to you. 

“Fine!” You gave up. There was no way they were going to let you go without it when they first started like this. 

“But you two really need to stop being so protective of me. I can handle myself.” You spoke through gritted teeth as you put the blade in your bag, turning your back on your older siblings. 

“Can’t do, baby sister.” Isabelle sing songed after you, as you just sighed, rolling your eyes at their behaviour. 

They were never going to stop, were they?  


A/N: This is just a test (sorry if the one who requested this didn’t want anything like this at all…) 

Requested by: anonymous

Shadowhunters requests closed for the time being

Attention

You looked up from your book and raised your brows when you found Wonwoo slowly walking into the apartment, closing the door and standing there for a moment.

“Another failed date?” You called out, your eyes back on the book as you read. 

Wonwoo glanced up at you as he took off his shoes, “uh, yeah,” he muttered, walking over and to the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of water. 

“Are you that desperate for a girlfriend?” You snorted slightly. 

Wonwoo stayed silent, gulping down his water. You glanced up and raised a brow when he avoided your eyes. 

“Well, it’s getting late. You should shower,” You suggested to him, shifting your eyes up and down his lean and tall figure. 

Wonwoo placed the bottle down and sat next to you, taking the book away from your hands. 

“Hey, I was reading that,” You complained, eyebrows furrowing as he just smiled at you. 

He placed the book down on the other side of the couch and leaned in, pressing his lips against yours. You sighed softly and placed your hands on his chest as his hands made their hands to your jaw. 

To others, your relationship with Wonwoo can be confusing but since he was your best friend, you let him hug, kiss, and even live with you. 

After a moment, he finally pulled away, his eyes twinkling. 

“And this, is why you can’t get a girlfriend.” 

His twinkling eyes immediately faded as he stared at you blankly. 

You smiled and patted his cheek, rolling your eyes as you leaned over, trying to get your book, but stopped when Wonwoo pinned your wrists against the couch. 

“You’re so cruel…” Wonwoo’s low voice whispered into your ear, making you shiver. 

“Wonwoo, let go.” 

“Why can’t you ever love me back? Can’t you see I’m trying to get your attention? Can’t you see I purposely leave and say I have a date so you can possibly get jealous and finally tell me you love me back?” Wonwoo breathed out, his grip on your wrists tightening. 

You sat there, unfazed. 

“I don’t love you Wonwoo.” 

Wonwoo stiffened and slowly raised his head, his eyes boring into yours. You stared, a tinge of coldness in your eyes. 

“I don’t love you,” You repeated, making his face fall and his mouth slightly twitching. 

He slowly pulled away from you and looked down. You sighed and pushed him further away, quickly getting up and grabbing your book before walking upstairs. 

Wonwoo sat there, jaw clenching as he stood up and followed you, walking into the shared bedroom and closing the door behind him. 

You were sitting on the bed, your eyes scanning the words. You stopped once you saw Wonwoo. You calmly put your book down onto the night-stand beside the bed and you raised your brow at him. 

Wonwoo crawled into the bed and hovered over you, his eyes showing the masked pain that he was holding in. 

You stared at him and found the broken boy that you found years ago, when his parents abandoned him. You softened and slowly reached up, cupping his cheek. Immediately, he closed his eyes and leaned against the hand. 

You sighed softly and whispered, “I’m sorry.” 

Wonwoo shook his head lightly, slowly opening his eyes and staring at you sadly. 

You smiled softly at him before whispering, “kiss me.” 

Wonwoo’s eyes widened slightly in shock before he slowly leaned in and pressed his lips against yours. You slowly wrapped your arms around his neck and kissed him. 

Wonwoo kissed you passionately and slowly pulled you up so you were sitting on his lap. You pulled away slightly, still hugging his neck as you stared at him, pressing your forehead against his. 

His eyes were still closed as he swallowed, slowly breathing out. 

“Wonwoo… let me try, okay?” 

Wonwoo’s eyes shot open as confusion clouded his brown orbs. 

“I mean… I care, and I like you… And I trust you… So, just…” 

You slowly took his hands in yours as you smiled sincerely at him. 

“Give me some time and stay with me for a little longer, okay?” 

Immediately, Wonwoo’s head bobbed up and down like a puppy’s. A wide slowly began to spread on his face as he pulled you in a tight embrace, making you squeal. 

Imagine Eomer defending you

“I cannot believe you.” You seethed at Eomer, while you cleaned his bruised face. “What were you thinking?”

“I was thinking they would not get away with insulting you!” He defended, equally as angry. “They look much worse than I!” You raised your eyebrows and he scowled.

“I just… Hunting orcs puts you in enough danger.” Your voice quieted, as you cupped they less bruised side of Eomers face. “I don’t want you to be killed in a bar fight.” Eomers eyes softened.

“You needn’t worry about me, my love.” He assured, kissing your forehead.