and your adorable stupidity

“I don’t know any spells to keep you warm, but I do have this scarf.”

hes lying.

((I ALREADY SCREAMED TO YOU ABOUT THIS IN OUR CHAT BUT THANK YOU I LOVE IT))

#Work Doodles Part 4. This makes it seem like I’m not doing my job but istg I am!1!! Shiro is just such a cute grumpy baby boy pouting! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Anger levels

Aries mars:

  1. FIGHT ME
  2. FIGHT ME
  3. FIGHT ME

Taurus mars:

  1. Who the fuck are you? Stay silent please.
  2. Okay you’re not listening to me and that’s making me a bit nervous.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gemini mars:

  1. hahahahahaahaha you’re so angry
  2. Well let’s see, you’re so wrong bc *throw away all his arguments* that’s it, buddy. Go home, enjoy life.
  3. *Still isn’t angry*

Cancer mars:

  1. You’re angry? Well I can’t understand what I’ve done to make you angry, literally I’m not like that in fact I should be angry with you for making all this drama.
  2. How???? YOu’re hurting me and you fucking like it, You are always hurting me and throwing all your problems onto me can you stop please I DON’T DESERVE THIS.
  3. You’re the worst person that I’ve known. I hate u *hates them until they ask for forgiveness* Okay let’s hang out, I know a cool place we could go :)

Leo mars:

  1. How u dare
  2. HOW U DARE TO TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU’RE NOT THINKING YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM
  3. I WILL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU PLEAD FORGIVENESS AND I WON’T BE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE ALL THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE SHITTY PERSON YOU’RE AND…
  4. *Gets bored*
  5. I still hate u but I have better things to do ;*.

Virgo mars:

  1. I don’t find interesting fighting you.
  2. Don’t you have something better to do than yelling to a wall?
  3. You’re kinda idiot, aren’t you? Let’s see, you’re yelling inside a room (that, metaphorically, can be your own head) to someone that isn’t understanding and, furthermore, doesn’t care about the problem itself. Don’t you catch the uselessness of this situation? Plus, you gotta check your arguments. They’re too weak and poorly presented.
  4. Go and sleep for some hours. You’ll be cool and tomorrow we’ll be able to debate this thing.

Libra mars:

  1. Why are you so angry? 
  2. You’re killing my vibe.
  3. Okay I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  4. Okay shut up you’re right *changes subject abruptly*.

Scorpio mars:

  1. I will hunt you down till the day I die.

Sagittarius mars:

  1. Okay your arguments are totally messed up let me explain it to you, little.
  2. Haven’t you listened to me?? WHY ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME? Okay you should be respectful of others opinions *five minutes later*  You need some fucking education. I’m never talking to you again!
  3. .
  4. Wait we were fighting? When?

Capricorn mars:

  1. You’re not worth my time.
  2. I won’t stoop to your level.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. Fucking run.

Aquarius mars:

  1. You look so silly! Ow, look at these short-minded, their stupidity makes them adorable…
  2. Your arguments are sooo uninteresting. I’ve heard this like 2 times before *rolls eyes*.
  3. Ow, they’re so angry, I can’t stop laughing… oh, wait, what have you said?
  4. OKAY YOU WANTED IT BITCH *starts throwing away all his arguments while trying to look confident and so over it*.

Pisces mars:

  1. Your anger makes me angry. Stop being angry. I don’t want to fight okay
  2. I don’t want to fight please I’ll be all messed up aND I HATE U
  3. *sobbing* I’m sorry can’t we be friends again?

Thanks @phantasticforfob for helping me writing this shit.

Dating Justin Foley would include :

    → Dating Justin Foley would include:

- Lots of cuddles and PDA, anywhere, anytime. Justin just loves showing everyone (and his friends in particular) that you’re his.

- Him often (if it’s not even every night) sleeping at your house because of his family problems which leads to late night talks about your future, when you’ll both be able to leave this town and be happy together or even about how he/you feel deep down because you both know that you can trust each other and be yourself without being judged.

- Cute nicknames → baby, baby girl/boy, sweetie, sweetheart, Jay, Angel

- Having tons of adorable and dorky selfies of the other in your phones

- Taking snaps of him while he’s training and adding them to your story with a sweet caption

- « Go, baby, go !»

- Tickle fights

- He always whistles when you’re writing something on the board, which makes you blush and him smile. Justin just loves to remind you how beautiful you are and that you’re the only girl he’s running after (even if you guys are already dating)

- Justin being overprotective and possessive which can sometimes lead to you being annoyed but he tries his best to work on himself because he doesn’t want to loose you for such stupid things

- Your mom adores him for his kindness, how polite and nice he is with her and how his eyes and smile light up when he looks at you.

Your dad thought he was a dick at first but as soon as he heard that he was playing basketball, he literally started treating him as his own son.

- Him always calling you in the middle of the night, asking if he can come over. He doesn’t even to tell you what happened.

« Justin? Is everything okay? »

« *sighs* »

« Oh god, again? Justin, I swear that one day I will show up there and kill this asshole myself! Did he hurt you badly like last time? »

« Babe, can I just can come over? Please. »

«*sighs* You know where the keys are. »

- You quietly opening your bedroom door before being pulled into a tight and desperate hug. No words are said. The only thing that can be heard is his breathing echoing against the crook of your neck, as he holds you a little more than he was already doing.

- You both staying like that for a little while until you propose to clean his face and his wounds.

- He just nods, tired, still hurt and confused about the past events.

- He winces but says nothing while you clean his wounds. Instead, he just looks into your eyes, his filled with love and relief of having you by his side.

- After you’ve helped him taking off his jacket and all, you slip under the covers and open your arms. Less than a minute is enough for him to join you, silently, rest his head on your chest and circle your waist with his arms, while you just rush your hands in his hair. No I love you’s are needed to be said cause they’ve all already been shown.

- He’s been completely honest with you about the tapes, even though he wasn’t supposed to tell anybody but he wanted you to know. You couldn’t even say a word, he wouldn’t let you. He didn’t want to let you talk, afraid that you’d tell him that you were disappointed or worse, that you wanted to leave him. So, he repeated more than twice that he regretted all the shit he did to Hannah and how bad he wanted to change for you.

- He was crying all along, which broke your heart. You could see that he was really hurt and that he really meant what he was telling you. You couldn’t just let him explaining himself like that so you just grabbed his face in both of your hands and kissed his lips.

- You often stay a little longer with him, after his training so he can teach you how to play basketball. Those fun and precious moments are the ones he cherishes the most.

- You’re always doing your best to show him how much he matters and how important he is. You’re the one giving him all the love this boy deserves and that his « family » can’t provide him.

- He doesn’t tell you that as often as he’d want to but he’s extremely thankful to have you as his girl.

- The guys know that you’re his. They all treat you like their little sister.

- Him getting kind of mad when you beat him at a game but it doesn’t last long. He cannot resist your puppy face and neck kisses.

- Neck kisses

- Hand holdings

- You try to make him stop smoking weed and shits, resulting him to promise you that one day, he’ll stop.

- « You’re my whole world. »

- You just really love each other.


Originally posted by rafaelasgomes


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Signs As Boyfriends 💘

Aries: The boyfriend who is constantly standing up for you. Most likely gets into little meaningless arguments with you about small stuff, but he really loves you. Maybe not that big on hugging, but will take any chance he gets to kiss you.

Taurus: Super cute, always greeting you by calling you “beautiful” or “gorgeous”, etc. Hates it when you get insecure about yourself. Always wanting to cuddle and be around you. Probably over uses “I love you.”

Gemini: Often tickles you. Jokes around a lot, but usually makes himself laugh. Probably argues a lot over dumb little things, but always apologizes afterwards. Gets a little distant every once in a while, but has an explanation for it.

Cancer: Has soft, caring eyes. Gets upset when you feel insecure or bad about yourself. Hugs you as much as possible. Secretly enjoys holding your hand. The “I’d rather kiss your forehead instead of your lips” boyfriend.

Leo: Shows you off, a LOT. Makes it obvious that he’s proud to have you. May come off a bit cocky, but he’s probably only thinking about you nonstop. Treats you as if you’re his delicate little kitten.

Virgo: Comes up with cute nicknames for you. Doesn’t really open up about his feelings to you, doesn’t like it when you know he’s upset about something. Wants you to be happy all the time.

Libra: Loves spoiling you with little gifts. Flirts with you a lot, even though you’re already his. A bit careless, care free. Has his arm around you all the time.

Scorpio: Really mysterious with others but opens up to you more than anyone else. Also over uses “I love you.” Loves to cuddle you. Gets really jealous easily, but makes up for it. Enjoys kissing you, including your neck.

Sagittarius: He likes to lay with you. Your “Netflix and Chill” boyfriend. Won’t force you to do something you don’t want to do. Rests your feet over his lap, probably lays on your lap. Has a cute smile that he’s often showing off.

Capricorn: Likes twirling, pulling, just playing with your hair in general. Gets frustrated easily. Hugs you from behind and rests his chin on your shoulder. Kisses your nose. Often competing with you about weird, stupid, adorable things.

Aquarius: Always trying to make you laugh. Kind of like a best friend, but one you can kiss and cuddle. Will most likely offer to walk you home. Always coming up with crazy scenarios to play out with you.

Pisces: Tells you about his dreams he has with you in them. Super adorable all the time. Not really shy, but not really confident. Really into gender roles. Plays with your fingertips often.

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Hello, Love bugs!

Dan X Reader

Warnings-Smut, Swears

Can you do a thing where you and Dan have been dating for a while now and things get really heated but you tell Dan that you’re a virgin?


It had been three months since the two of you had started dating. You had told Dan that you weren’t comfortable with having sex until you got to know him better. He agreed that it is a very personal experience to share with someone. It wasn't something you wanted to share with someone to only have your heart broken moments after.

The sexual tension between the two of you could be felt every time the two of you hung out. You knew you were ready to let things progress with Dan but there was one little problem that the two of you had never actually discussed.You were a virgin. A glorified woman who had never felt the touch of a man. Well, it wasn’t like you hadn't gotten further with someone before. You had just never gotten to the point where you had felt comfortable with another person to share such an intimate time.

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Trade

You were running your fingers through your hair, internally screaming as you thought about the position you had found yourself in.

There you were, standing in the bathroom of the Byun family home, pacing back and forth as water gushed out of the sink faucet continuously in order to conceal the sounds of you nervous footsteps.

You were on your fourth deep breath (in and out, in and out) when the sound of two knocks reached your ears.

You started panicking.

What if it was his brother? One of his parents? Or even worse, him.

“Are you okay in there, Y/N?” Baekhyun asked through the door.
Of course.

Instead of answering, you unlocked the door and stood in the doorframe. You offered him a smile that was indeed fear-inducing but it was better than bursting out in tears or dropping to your knees and bowing to him.

Baekhyun and you were in the same English Literature class at your high school, in which you excelled and he apparently, did not.
That’s why he approached your locker three days ago, flashed you a smile, and practically had you begging him to let you tutor him.

Okay, maybe you weren’t as dramatic on the outside, but that’s how you felt on the inside, and you were sure Baekhyun could tell or at the least, expect it. That’s the same effect he had on practically everyone at your school who was interested in guys.

So here there you were, being invited into the Byun home every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday to help Baekhyun with his studies.

Your cheeks were unnaturally pink and were getting warmer by the minute, despite trying to cool them down with frequent splashes of cool water from the bathroom sink. Copious amounts of mascara were slightly smudged from the desperate attempts, and your hair was fluffed up in a way that resembled your mom’s hair from when she was a teenager in the States because of your nervous fidgeting.

Baekhyun seemed like he wanted to say something (probably about your appearance) but instead he just clicked his tongue and strolled back to his bedroom, your footsteps mirroring his just a few feet behind him.

You were already an hour into our study session with only a half hour remaining and your focus hadn’t left the first question on the homework.

“Why did I even choose to take this damn class?” Baekhyun was imitating you mere minutes ago, running his fingers through his hair with his head hanging low on his neck.
“Maybe because there’s no Korean Literature class?”
His shoulders shifted upwards one then back down almost immediately, a single huff of breath escaping to act as a laugh.
“You’re lucky, you were born in America for fuck’s sake. You have an unfair advantage!”
“American or not, I’ve lived in Korea for nearly as long as you. I didn’t roll out of the womb reciting Shakespeare.
“I wish I did,” Baekhyun admitted jokingly.

You could tell he was sick of being so behind and was insanely frustrated by how long it took for the concepts the class had to wrap their heads around to ‘click’ in his brain. You knew for a fact that the boy before you excelled when it came to Music Study and was even talented when it came to actually performing the music his fellow students were analyzing. No matter the style, Baekhyun’s voice twirled lyrics through sound waves in a way that left your ears begging for more and no matter the piece, Baekhyun’s long fingers could bring it to life with a piano.

You for one never really struggled with music, but wouldn’t hesitate to trade places with Baekhyun if you could. This kid could go places.

“You… you just need some motivation,” You supplied. Baekhyun wasn’t stupid, he just lost his footing when it came to studying a written work past an obvious meaning. Metaphors and explaining metaphors was his biggest weak spot, often brought to light by your ass of a professor in class.

Baekhyun leaned back onto the bed the two of you were sharing, his elbows propping up his body.
The angle his body was laid out in revealed a sliver of skin that your brain registered out of the corner of your eye, but you forced yourself to avoid it because the last thing you needed was getting caught checking out your crush since seventh grade, the most attractive boy in South Korea, by that boy himself.

Of course, you still became flustered as you were not used to being in this close of a vicinity to Baekhyun regardless, and of course, Baekhyun was visibly amused and smirked.

“Then tell me, Y/N,” You liked the way he said your name, “how are we going to get me motivated?”
You swallowed and thought for a moment before feeling a smirk of your own grow on your lips.
“For every correct answer you give me, you’ll get a reward.”

This caught Baekhyun’s attention.

“What do you propose my reward be?” His tongue ran over his bottom lip before his teeth caught it and bit down gently.

Was this motherfucker flirting with you?

“To be honest, I didn’t really get that far,” we both laughed, forming a sweet duet.

Baekhyun stared at you for a long moment before reaching for the notebook in your hands and the pencil laying discarded between your crossed legs.

“Tell you what…” Scribble, scratch. “I’m going to write down what I want my reward to be on this sheet of paper. When payment is due, I’ll reveal what I wrote and you must comply.”
“Can’t you just show me what you wrote down right now?” You were a bit nervous.
“No,” he stated simply and in a way that left no room for further discussion.
“No?”
“No,” he repeated.
“I would prefer knowing what I’m promising before I make a deal, Baekhyun.”
“But it’s more fun this way!”

You blame your loss of control on the stupid, most adorable fucking pout you had ever seen gracing your presence on Baekhyun’s face, instantly drawing your attention to his lips.

You forced your throat to swallow and stole a glance at the notebook, the reward-reveal facing towards Baekhyun’s chest.

“Fine. But you only get one chance to answer these correctly. I’ll help you through any you get wrong but-”
“Yeah, yeah, I get it,” he interrupted. “I need it right on the first time or no reward.”

“Question one…”
“Is it bad that I’m excited?”

Baekhyun’s question just made the anxiety in the pit of your stomach expand.

“What aspects of Edgar Allan Poe’s past affected his outlook on life, in a way that was reflected in his writings?”

Baekhyun paused for a moment, sucked in a breath, and met your gaze.
You held your ground.

“Poe had a shitty childhood. His parents were gone, he had no contact with his siblings, and he had a poor relationship with one of the people who took him under their wing. He saw life as a painful thing and couldn’t truly enjoy it. He said himself that evil was a consequence of good because that’s the concept he applied to his life and the way he lived it. Whenever things started to look up for dear old Poe, shit hit the fan yet again. He was depressed, anyone from our time could see it, but mental illness wasn’t exactly as mainstream as it is now and he had to hide it. It festered inside of him until his poorly explained death. Poe used writing as his escape. It was a smidgen of a break from all of the pain because he could spill out all of the darkness inside him onto paper and everyone ate it all up. He wasn’t judged. Instead, he was viewed as a literary genius.”

You stared at him, half expecting him to keep going, but you ripped your eyes from his once it was apparent that he was finished.

“Well, it was a bit longer than the sample answer, but I would say it was correct.”
“I had to make sure I was thorough and earn my reward, didn’t I?”

You squinted up at him again, catching his trademark smirk yet again.

“Can I know what the reward is now?”

Baekhyun smiled at you once more before nudging the notebook in your direction with his left foot.

You placed your hands over the binding and flipped it over as slowly and carefully as possible, acting as if it were a bomb that could go off any second.

“Jesus! Fine, I’ll do it.”

Baekhyun forced the notebook over, his handwriting facing you, and you had to squint to read the chicken scratch scrawled on the paper.

“Kiss me.”

You pushed the notebook to the side and stared at him, unsure of what to do.
Baekhyun seemed just as nervous as you were.

“This is really what you want?”

He nodded quickly, completely failing at trying to keep his cool.

You pushed myself onto your knees and slowly leaned over to Baekhyun.
You made eye contact for a split second before he closed his eyes and puckered his lips in a way that resembled his pout from earlier.

Before he could start leaning into you, you quickly shifted to the left and placed a peck on his right cheek, returning to your original position almost instantly.

“Ya! That’s not fair!”
“It’s what you asked for, Baekhyun,” you reminded him tauntingly.

He stared at you, dumbfounded.

“I guess you should’ve been more thorough.”

He recognized the way you teased his choice of words from earlier when he was defending his answer.
He sat back on his elbows the same way he did before, and shot me another smirk.

“It’s okay.”
You raised your eyebrow at him.
“I’ll get you next time.”

Seventeen Reacts to their S/O telling them they’re pregnant

My first request was for Seventeen reacting to a pregnancy! I hope this isn’t as terrible as I think it will be. I’m trying the best I can, so thank you in advance for putting up with me! 


Seungcheol: He would start sobbing because the two of you have been trying to have a baby for almost two years now but fertility was a problem and you both started to lose hope in finally bringing a little human into the world. But he would be so happy he’d hug you and just hold you against him until he was calm enough to whisper a faint ‘I love you so much.’ in your ear. 



Originally posted by stay-n-dream

Jeonghan: Would be a giggly, blushy mess and would immediately run to the other boys to tell them the exciting news. Probably shouting about Dino having a little sibling soon which would confuse everyone until he could finally find the words to say you were pregnant.

Originally posted by visual-17

Mingyu: Was having a really bad day and was looking forward to coming home and snuggling with you under a big warm blanket. Was very worried when you started to act a little strange. He tangled his hands in your hair and pressed kisses to your face.

“What’s on your mind beautiful?”

He would nudge your cheek with his nose, patiently waiting for a response. 

“We’re having a baby.” You whispered with a shaky voice, unsure of his reaction. A smile suddenly appeared on his face as he pulled you closer and kissed your face then belly. 

“I love you both very much.”

Originally posted by amemericans

Wonwoo: A nervous wreck of emotions

“A b-baby. How exciting, I-I…Can I have a hug please? I really need one right now.”

Originally posted by thebyeolbitch

Hoshi: *Cue the gif here* 

Would grin to himself and already start to imagine what being a dad is going to be like. Is proud to say that he’s going to have a family with you. He would always just stare at your belly with the cutest little smile on his face, would be a little too scared to hug you though. 

Originally posted by minghaos

Minghao: “Will be the most talented beautiful baby in the entire universe.” 

Supportive and overprotective. It’s cute but can be annoying because he won’t let anyone even think about touching you and he always cuts people off when they talk about how horrible being pregnant is so you didn’t get scared.

Originally posted by minghaos

Woozi: He would cry because of nerves and happiness then go celebrate with his members about having a baby then would be glued to your side to make sure you’re both healthy and comfortable in every way possible. Always massages your back when you’re walking around and makes you random little snacks to make sure you eat plenty during the day.

Originally posted by minghaos

Vernon: Would be confused when you told him he was going to be an Appa soon, not really getting the hint at first. When he finally got it he’d mentally smack himself for being so stupid and send an adoring smile your way.

“Aju nice.” 

Originally posted by sonikvzoumm

Jun: Would be a little surprised but would also get emotional. He would probably stay emotional for the first few months of your pregnancy. (Especially when a little bump would appear. He would die.) Though he’s very emotional, he’s also very supportive and helpful. 

Originally posted by minghaos

Joshua: Wouldn’t know what to do with himself. You had been talking about starting a family for a year now and you’re pregnant! He’s beside himself and is already starting to read parenting magazines and trying to make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

Originally posted by randomjoshua17

Seungkwan: He would be happy but would suddenly start to get insecure about himself. Starts having doubts about his style of living and worries often if he’ll be a good dad. Tries to help you out but always gets upset because he doesn’t know how to help exactly. 

Originally posted by performanceunit

Seokmin: Would hold you with the biggest grin you have ever seen. Tries not to cry but would explode because he’s so happy. 

Originally posted by pabospoiler

Dino: Would celebrate by dancing around the house like a goofball. Then would giggle and have to call his dad like immediately because he’s about to die from excitement. Would most likely call the group and cry because he’s emotional and just so proud of himself.

Originally posted by livelovelunch


There you go! I hope I didn’t do too bad of a job. <3 REQUESTS ARE OPEN!! 

Prompt list
  • 1: Why is the microwave on fire?
  • 2: Babe, babe, shut the fuck up
  • 3: Fuck you I'm a genius
  • 4: It was you're idea to watch horror movies
  • 5: Did you eat my pop tarts?
  • 6: Is that my shirt?
  • 7: Woah you look super hot, I mean good! Fuck
  • 8: I'm gay motherfucker
  • 9: Honestly sometimes I can't remember if I love you or hate you
  • 10: We're running from the cops and it's all your fault!
  • 11: Not now please, we're in public!
  • 12: You wouldn't understand so don't worry about it
  • 13: You're a terrible singer but I still love you
  • 14: Are you nervous?
  • 15: Shit I didn't know that you just got out of the shower
  • 16: Why don't you make me!
  • 17: What did you do this time?
  • 18: You're blushing so hard and honestly it's adorable
  • 19: I thought you were supposed to be a tough guy?
  • 20: She scares me sometimes and honestly it's so hot
  • 21: Why do you always have to be the hero?
  • 22: You want sensitive? I can be sensitive!
  • 23: If you die I don't know what I would do
  • 24: Why are you staring at me like that?
  • 25: Look I didn't want to be your partner for this project but I am
  • 26: Admit it, you love me
  • 27: I hate your stupid, adorable face
  • 28: It was a mistake I'm sorry
  • 29: I'm not talking to you
  • 30: You think I didn't already know that?!
  • 31: You don't have to lie. You can be honest with me
  • 32: It's okay to be scared, we all get scared sometimes
  • 33: Why what's that on your neck?
  • 34: I was gone for a couple minutes! What happened?!
  • 35: I'm just going to leave and pretend I didn't see anything
  • 36: Please don't cry, I hate seeing you like this
  • 37: Maybe it would be better if you never meet me
  • 38: I can't believe this is happening
  • 39: You're drunk, come on let me take you home
  • 40: I'd never use you
And I know I say I’m over you, but I’m really not. I would like to think I am so I think if I keep reminding myself that I am over you, and that I’m happy without you one day I’ll believe it. But in reality I’m not over you and I miss you so much. I miss your cute lil texts, I miss your adorable smile, and laugh. I miss our stupid little fights when we’d get jealous over stupid little things and I just really miss being able to call you mine. And to be able to hold you, and kiss you, and cuddle you, whenever my heart desires. I miss being able to call you when I’m having a bad day because I know you’ll instantly make me feel better. I miss coming to you for advice on things and I miss getting the best advice from you. I miss telling you about my day, and everything that happened in my day. I just fucking miss you and there’s nothing I can do but sit here and cry I know but God damn I want you back so fucking bad and let me tell you I would do anything to have you back, but you’re happy and that’s all I’ve ever wanted for you. So if you’re happier without me I’ll get over it one day. It won’t be anytime soon, but eventually I will be okay and I’ll be able to smile and actually mean it.
—  I fucking miss you, but you don’t care

anonymous asked:

request: anything dancer!reader x tom...

Originally posted by lancedinah

You huffed in frustration as Tom started laughing again. Folding your arms, you turned to face him, rolling your right foot from your heel to your toes and back. He saw the movement, recognising it as one of your annoyed habits.

“Stop laughing,” you told him. “This is serious.”

He tried to stop, pursing his lips as he tried and failed to suppress a smile.

The stupid, adorable look on his stupid, adorable face had an unwanted smile tugging at the corners of your mouth.

“I’m sorry, babe, I really am,” he told you, still grinning. “I just- you’re taking this so seriously.”

He pulled you in by the waist, and you went almost reluctantly, keeping your arms folded as he kissed your cheek.

“It’s important,” you murmured, pulling another stupid, adorable laugh from his stupid, adorable lips.

“It’s for an instagram video,” he reminded you, kissing your lips this time.

“It’ll be good publicity,” you offered, feeling your resolve slipping as you realised how stupid you were being.

He grinned, letting go of you and stretching his arms above his head.

“For a movie that doesn’t come out until July.”

“Whatever,” you sighed, starting the song from the top again and waiting for him to start. “You go once on your own so I know you’re doing it right.”

He scoffed fondly, beginning the short routine and getting it perfect first time.

“You’re not the only one with years of dance training, Y/N.”

You couldn’t stop the smile this time as he pulled you towards him, kissing you firmly. You could feel his grin through the press of lips.

“Want to film it so we can do something more fun?” he murmured, pulling back and looking into your eyes.

“Yeah,” you breathed, kissing him softly before moving to set up your phone to record it.

“Good,” Tom grinned, pinching your ass lightly as you walked back beside him, getting into position. “Let’s do this.”

anonymous asked:

When has Jensen ever unnecessarily touched misha? I think it's always misha doing the unnecessary touching lol

I ship Cockles like I’m floating a boat in the ocean itself, so I can’t say this post will be entirely objective (it’s really not at all). there is, however, some input from my mother, who absolutely does not ship the thing.

short answer to your question: Jensen touches Misha unnecessarily all the time.

let me start by providing examples from convention photo ops: here! or here!

or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here (seriously, that last one. in what universe is that considered a necessary touch?)

but boy, that barely skims the surface. don’t even get me started on the gifs

may I introduce you to Mr “get your stupid adorable face away from me” Ackles

and Mr “omfg!! Misha is the funniest thing that ever happened to me – oops I touched him!!!! oh god frick what do I do with my hands now??” Ackles

Mr “were you born in a barn?” Ackles

Mr “I wanted to kiss you but I had to detour and kiss Jim Beaver first in case anyone noticed I made a beeline for you” Ackles (+ this)

Mr “I like your stubble, also hello people at home, this is my pet Misha he is mine” Ackles

Mr “quit moving Dmitri I’m trying to grope your ass” Ackles (don’t believe what you’re seeing? look at this)

Mr “I’mma spread my legs really fuckin wide to make room for my massive balls but actually I’m just trying to noogie your knee with my knee” Ackles

Mr “look at my buddy here with his nice suit and strong shoulders that feel super sturdy when I pat them” Ackles (x)

Mr “look out haters!! check out how much I love this guy!!” Ackles

and these??? 99% sure they’re unscripted 

(also this and this)

(or that time Jensen went in for a kiss)

and lest we forget this gem:

Mr “I drape myself over you as a testament to my cuddly blanket-like affection” Ackles

the point is, while it’s true that Misha touches Jensen A LOT, Jensen also touches Misha A LOT. between the two of them they average out touching each other A HELLUVA LOT. Jensen’s touches tend to be “accidental” or “I swear I had a purpose with this” most of the time, or he attempts to hide them or make them look jokey, whereas Misha doesn’t conceal that he touches Jensen to reassure him or comfort him or to provoke him. Jensen doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing other than “I must touch him any way I can”.

and he goes out of his way to do it, too. he’ll reach over extraordinary distances just to make a tiny bit of contact, or change direction on the stage, or align himself in exactly the right way so he can put his hands on Misha while a fan is between them. it’s quite impressive the effort he puts into it, really. or maybe it’s effortless. maybe it’s natural for him and he doesn’t even think about it - which makes the fact he does it so often even more interesting.

my mother is determined to sink the good ship Cockles, and assures me that Jensen only touches Misha so much because he’s shy and nervous and he needs security.

well, not to disappoint her or anything, but that is a perfectly valid reason to touch someone. if Jensen’s touching Misha for security… goddamn, that’s adorable.

and calling them security-related touches doesn’t negate the fact that Jensen touches Misha practically all the time if he can get away with it.

(see: nearly all photo ops where they’re together).

I also think they’re slightly possessive touches, particularly in the photo ops, and with the face-stroking. Misha gives himself to other people a lot, he kind of throws his soul at them sometimes, so Jensen does he best to ground him, and grounds himself while he’s at it.

Jensen said at jibcon that he used to hold himself back from fans and not let the love in - and I think these touches are a way to remind both Misha and himself that “we have to stick together and hold tight so we don’t lose ourselves to this friendly but scary, slightly invasive bunch of people”.

what’s classified as a “necessary” touch, though? looking at these images, I’d say the majority of touches outside of the photo ops are not specifically meant to be comforting, reassuring, life-affirming, used to help, aid or abet in any way, nor are they obviously for Misha’s benefit. it rather seems as though Jensen touches Misha just because he likes it and he can.

does that make them necessary? …well, Jensen seems to think so.

  • Kid Fell!Sans: I hate you!
  • Kid Sci!Sans: I hate your sense of fashion!
  • Kid Fell!Sans: I hate your smartass attitude!
  • Kid Sci!Sans: I hate your clear lack of education!
  • Kid Fell!Sans: I hATE YOUR STUPID ADORABLE FACE!!!
  • Kid Sci!Sans: !!!!
  • Kid Tale!Alphys: Get a room you two.
  • Kid Swap!Sans: No way! Stay here! You guys are adorable!
  • Kid Sci & Fell: //flustered noises//
That’s Her - Steve Randle Imagine

Requested by: @an-outsiders-sunset

maybe if you have time 😬😬 ‘that’s her’ with ether steve or Dallas ur choice:)))))) thank you

*Second part of her request*

*REQUESTS ARE OPEN*


*Steve’s POV*

There’s this girl at school who is smart, beautiful, caring and she’s just everything i look for in a girl. I’ve been wanting to talk to her after school, but the DX has been needing me at work right after school, since someone quit.

“Soda you don’t get it, this girl she’s just….. perfect” I say looking up from what i was doing to the car i was working on. I grabbed a rag to clean my hands and walked towards soda. As i was cleaning my hands i saw another car pulling up to the DX, with a girl that looked so familiar. Then it hit me, that girl in the car was Y/N.

“Look Soda, that’s her.” I nudge him and nodded my head in the direction of the car pulling in. “That’s the girl you’ve been gushing about, well why don’t you go talk to her then.” Soda says pushing me in her direction.

I go over to where she is. “Hi Steve.” She says while getting out of the car. “Hey Y/N what brings you over to the DX? Something wrong with your car?” I asked her. “No actually i was wondering if I could apply for a job. Do you guys have any openings?” She asked.

Since the guy who worked the cashier quit,  the staff and i have been having to work on the cars and sometimes be the cashier. When one guy is working the cashier, we become shorted handed and can’t work on as many cars as we usually do.

“Actually we do, we need someone to work inside, we need a cashier. So whenever someone buys something you wold be the person to take care money and stuff like that.” I explain. “Steve i know what a cashier does.” She giggles at me. I look down blushing, and feel stupid.

“Aw your adorable when you blush.” She tells me which makes me blush even more. “Anyways so when are the interviews?” She asked. “Next Tuesday.” I tell her. 

“Alright well hopefully i’ll be working with you.” she says with a smile. “i hope so too. Maybe after your interview on Tuesday i could take you the dingo for a bite.” I suggested nervous she may turn me down.

“That sounds amazing.” She smiles. “Well i better get going , i’ll see you Tuesday.” She gets in her car and i wave goodbye to her. 

“That’s my boy, looks like you’ve got a date.” Soda said. “Shut up and get back to work.” I laugh.


Thank you so much @an-outsiders-sunset for requesting, i hoped you liked both the imagines. REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Raph: Gummy Bears

“can i requests GUMMY BEARS plesaeeee
Raphael please 😄
Thank you 😘” - @jam-jar2

Alright, time for the first #candy game post! Time to find out Raph’s most embarrassing/awkward moment!

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Raphael’s most embarrassing moment was also one of the best. It was when you found out that he liked you.

He was in his room with Spike, talking to him about what was on his mind, as per usual. However, rather than one of the common rants or empowerment talks he usually had with the unmutated turtle, that day his mind was elsewhere. It was on you.

“Ugh… what am I gonna do..?!” He asked his companion, kneeling beside his bed as his upper body spread across the dark red sheets. “I don’t know what wrong with me! I just can’t get him/her out of my head! It’s almost like…” He paused, his head slowly rising from where it had been buried in his crossed arms. “No. Nononono I can’t have a crush! Not on (Y/N)! We’re friends, that’s all there is to us! All there ever will be!” Spike looked up at his troubled friend from his own spot on the bed, taking a short break from munching his lettuce, only to almost immediately resume eating.

This is where you came in. You were walking past the red clad turtles room when you heard his loud but muffled voice coming from inside. Curious, you peeked inside through the small gap in his closed-too door.

“Why does this have to be so freaking hard and confusing?!” He groaned. “AUGH! I JUST WISH I NEVER MET HIM/HER!” At those words, the entire world stopped spinning. Was he…? No, he couldn’t possibly be talking about you! Although this would explain why he’d been avoiding you lately… and why he never talked to you anymore. “Goddamn it (Y/N), why did you have to show up and do this to me?!” Your heart shattered.

Raphael hated you.

You were about to leave and make b-line for the exit, before Raph spoke once more, in a slightly softer tone.

“Why did you have to show up like this..? With your stupid, adorable face. Your dumb, soft hair…
Your insanely incredible personality. Your small, gentle hands. Your pretty- No. Beautiful body. And, oh god, those incredible, gorgeous, (Y/E/C) eyes… I can’t count the amount of times I’ve found myself lost in those eyes.” He paused, sighing dreamily as he bought of you. “Damnit, I love him/her.”

Your eyes went wide and a blush crept to your cheeks. He… loved you. As a small smile plastered on your face you decided it was time to make your grand entrance, and opened the door. Letting out a small, surprised shriek, Raph jumped up, his face beet-red. However, he relaxed slightly upon realising it was you.

“(Y/N)? H-How long have you been..?” He stopped, cursing himself for stuttering as you chuckled slightly.

“Long enough.” You said, a crooked smirk forming on your lips. “Long enough to hear what you have to say about me.” Raph’s eyes looked ready to burst from their sockets, and his mask faded into the new colour of his face. You’d heard everything he said, and you both knew there was no way he could deny any of it.

For the first time in Raphael’s life, he could do nothing but stand there like a fool and blush.

You let out another small chuckle, stepping closer to him as he watched you fearfully. Suddenly, without warning, you pecked his cheek and any fear he had, had melted away.

“I love you too.” You whispered, making the goofiest smile spread his face.

“Y-You… you love.. hehe oh… oh god..” He soon found himself laughing like a maniac, collapsing onto his bed and holding his head in his hands.

“Raph?” You asked nervously. “You okay there buddy?”

“Y-Yeah yeah I’m fine… just… holy cow, you love me…”

“Heh, come on, we should go tell the others the good news!”

“Yeah, of coarse! But could you just give me a sec…?”

“Uh… sure, but why?”

“Cuz I can’t feel my legs anymore and I think I’m gonna faint.”

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Long story short, embarrassing moments for Raph are a rarity, but when they do happen it’s the greatest thing you’ve ever seen.

10 things I hate about Klaus

Reader x Klaus Klaus has a crush on the reader, here’s a issue the reader has a crush on him too but he pisses her off a lot. So basically they’re having another argument and Klaus asks her why does she hate him so much. (Yes inspired by the movie 10 things I hate about you…) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ “I have done nothing to make you this angry with me. Have I? If I did please tell me.” Klaus said out of nowhere. He and Y/N along with the other original family members sat in the study. Confused Elijah replied “Pray tell, who was that directed to?” He sighed looking up from his book. “Not you dear brother, I am directing my question toward our lovely Y/N sitting there next to our darling sister ignoring my very existence.” Klaus said putting his sketch book down, crossing his legs and tapping his pencil against his thigh waiting for the girl to respond. Elijah sighed “Please Y/N, humor him.” Klaus chimed in “Yes humor me.” Rebekah rolled her eyes nudging her friend. Y/N gave an annoyed sigh and said “Niklaus, you don’t need me to humor you, just look in a mirror…” Y/N said not looking away from her tablet. There was a small giggle that came from Rebekah and chuckle from Kol who was playing with Y/N’s cell phone. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Klaus, not appreciating the burn on his looks got up from his chair and sat directly infront of Y/N (which was on the coffee table). “Why do you hate me so?” Klaus asked again,surprise he didn’t snap her neck, he must really like her he thought to himself. “1. You’re selfish 2. Don’t understand personal space 3. You don’t think before you act. 4. You sometimes slurp when you drink 5 . your facial hair looks stupid 6. You’re wannabe evil personality is annoying to the point i want to ram my head against the wall 7. You have done horrible things to other people 8. Your need to validate and prove yourself to be alpha is also annoying 9. Your constant asking me why I hate you is another thing I hate and 10. Despite all these things I hate, I can’t stomach the thought of me hating you Klaus…I don’t hate you… I never did….never will…” Y/N said as she got up from her seat and left the room leaving the others there shocked at her response. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Her heart was pounding so loud her ears hurt. “Y/N…” she heard Klaus behind her. Might as well finish her thought she told herself. She turned to him “I like that your selfish about the things you care about. You invade my personal space when I need the most, I just never admit that your unwelcomed hugs are just what I need when I’m close to giving up. When you don’t think before you act, it inspires me to take risks and its because of you I am not afraid to take risks based on what I feel is right. When you do slurp, you don’t mean to and you start to blush, you think no one notices but I do, I find it adorable. Your facial hair is stupid on other people but sexy on you. Your wannabe evil personality is annoying but shows me there is a whole nother Klaus I wanna get to know. You have done horrible thing to others but so have I, we have this in common. Your constant need to validate yourself drives me crazy because you don’t see that you’re already validated to me and don’t need to prove herself to me or anyone, and you are the badass around here. And I hate when you ask me that one question because I’m terrified of how you would look at me if you know how I truly think and feel about you. I never hated you, I was scared of how much I care for you and how deeply I feel for you….” she finished, her heart about to burst out of her chest. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Klaus stood there in awe, his eyes slightly widen from her confession. “I think I said too much…” Y/N panicked about to turn away, Klaus reached for her arm and pulled her into him, one hand on her side and the other cupping her cheek. “You don’t hate me?” Klaus asked still not believing what she said. Y/N placed her hand on his hand that held her cheek leaning into it. “Not even alittle…not even at all…” she said her eyes closing humming in delight of the touch of his hand on her cheek. She felt a shift as lips were molding themselves onto hers. She didn’t fight it, she melted into it. The hand that rested on her side wrapped an arm around her body pulling her closer to him deepening their kiss. As their lips disconnected he rested his forehead on hers.“Another thing I hate…” she began Klaus sighed “What is that?” She smiled causing him to feel his heart skip, she never smiled at him before “When you stop kissing me” she kissed him again, him chuckling into the kiss now wrapping both arms around her. Her 10 things she hated were the very things that made her love him. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡◇♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ Fin! Sorry about not writing for Klaus for a while, will be writing more for him very soon GIF does not belong to me xoxo

Originally posted by retiredvampire

Imagine Scott and Derek getting into a disagreement, only for you to end it.

Originally posted by theycallmestilinski

Originally posted by teel-me-that-you-need-me

Imagine Scott and Derek getting into a disagreement, only for you to end it.

“So what ? Are we just going to ignore the problem?” You questioned. Yet again the pack was assembled to discuss Beacon Hills newest supernatural problem, and like usual no one  could agree on what to do.
  “If it makes the problem go away then yes.” Stiles shrugged.
  “Killing it, makes the problem go away.” Derek argued. As normal he went straight to violence
   "Or we could just talk. We don’t have to kill everything.“ Scott argued, glaring at the older wolf.
   Tension filled the air as a glaring match soon began between the two alphas. It was obvious that they were trying to out alpha each other.  Which in your opinion, was stupid. You rolled your eyes "You two are adorable, really. Not even married, yet you already act like an old couple. Seriously, just get married so Stiles no longer has to get shipped with Derek.”
  “Wait, what?” Stiles blurted. His face mimicking that of a deer caught in the headlights. “Who’s shipping me with that thing?”
    “It’s called Sterek.” You informed. “Lyd and I made a Tumblr page about it, but maybe there needs to be a Scerek one too.”
  Scott tore his eyes away. “Nope. We’re good. No Scerek shipping necessary.”
   You grin, “Thought so. And unless you want  there to be one, the three of you better behave.”
  “What if I just kill you?” Derek muttered.
 "Then Lydia releases every Sterek comic Kira’ s  made for the world to see. Including Peter.“ You threatened.
  Silence fills the room only to be broken by a previously forgotten Isaac. ”(Y/n)’s the real evil in this town.“
   You smirk. "Don’t I know it.”