and you're all going to judge me

Zodiac Signs + Meeting New People
  • Aries: show them you're cool, they'll be cool with you
  • Taurus: might be selective at first, depending on the situation or atmosphere
  • Gemini: sees no problem in conversation, as long as you're not a douchebag
  • Cancer: they have to feel like you want to talk and stuff, then they will
  • Leo: pretty good at meeting new peeps, you have to have a certain vibe though
  • Virgo: the other person may have to take the initiative but it's all good once things start flowing
  • Libra: they don't care, i mean they do a little *silently judging*
  • Scorpio: don't be overly obnoxious or intrusive and things will go just fine
  • Sagittarius: can mix and mingle with anyone...well almost anyone
  • Capricorn: they may first look at you like "why are you talking to me" but that's just their inner voice
  • Aquarius: read statement above
  • Pisces: may act shy or smile a lot...but that's how the initial phase with Pisces go
  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//

so someone by the name of @cccvenus tagged my reply with

so here ya go this is what we’re doing now. I present to you a few of my personal favourites straight from my comp

there are these three

which are just some quality™ gifs of joey titled “is kaiba wet yet”

these two of kaiba laughing


which are part of the “kaiba go to therapy” series of my photos/gifs

and the gif of joey knocking on kaiba’s door in BC

which i’ve named “joey pounding kaiba”

and then an image of joey in DK 


appropriately titled “joey getting fucked” (because i swear to god tell me that’s not what it looks like go ahead i dare you)

thank you for coming with me on this journey

if you ever think i don’t read your tags about me

you’re wrong

anonymous asked:

hey mom, I'm not in a very good place rn. I'd describe myself as soft butch, and I actually like the way I look rn, no make-up, short hair and all, but everytime I go out I get anxiety because I feel like people are judging me. It stresses me and makes me hate my sexuality sometimes, I know you're busy and your prompts are full but could I please have a small sanvers fic with maybe a teen soft butch in it? I feel like I really need good rep rn... if u dont want just delete this, its okay

She’s in the field and she’s got her game face on – shoulders set, stance relaxed but ready, eyes sharp – and when J Cole’s Hold It Down blasts out of her back pocket, her work partner cocks a grin at you.

“Your kid?”

She grins at the term and answers quickly.

“Adrian, I’m on the job, what up?”

“Can I bring a kid to our dinner tonight? Remember that girl Val I was telling you about? She’s trippin cause she had a rough time in school today – “

“Yeah, course you can, kid.”

“You gotta go.”

Maggie grins at his sensitivity, his perceptiveness. “You could be a detective yourself, Ade. See you both tonight.”

She chews the inside of her cheek – a habit she’s been picking up from her girlfriend – and shoots a quick text off to Alex, telling her to expect one more tonight before pocketing her phone and sighing, squatting to analyze the tire marks leftover by the latest Cadmus lackey getaway car.

She pushes tonight’s dinner – a biweekly thing, dinner with her girlfriend and her college boy (she never tires of reminding him how proud she is that he’s in college) – to the back of her mind until she walks through the door of her apartment several hours later to find in her kitchen Alex, Adrian, and a short kid – must the the Val girl Adrian was talking about – with a dapper, short haircut, make-up free face, collared shirt and khakis, skin darker than hers but lighter than Adrian’s, smile just as bright.

Alex has the look of panicked glee of a pale five year old being caught with her hand in the cookie jar; Adrian’s holding the handle of a smoking frying pan with one hand and pointing at Alex with the other; and the new kid is frozen mid-laugh, eyes wide and nervous at finally meeting the detective she’s heard so much about from Adrian.

Maggie appraises the situation with a single glance and grins.

“Alex tried to cook.”

“I – “

“All good, Danvers, we’ll order in, but I gotta say, I’m still surprised your skills in the lab don’t transfer to the kitchen – “

“Hehe, your skills – “

“That’s enough out of you, young man.”

“Yes, Agent Danvers.”

Maggie laughs and shakes her head at their banter as she drops her gun and jacket on a chair and strides over with her hand out to greet the new kid.

“Maggie Sawyer,” she says, leaving the usual NCPD part out because the girl is looking more nervous by the second.

“Valerie.”

“But you prefer Val?” Maggie asks, and Adrian nods behind Val’s back in case she isn’t brave enough to say yes. She is, and she nods, and Maggie smiles warmly at her.

“Okay, Val, so. What’re you hungry for, aside from whatever my woman charred on the stove?”

“Hey – “

“Is it not true, Danvers?”

Alex scowls playfully and Maggie leans in for a kiss. Adrian squeals and leans into Val. “Told you they were the cutest couple ever. My real life OTP!”

Val smiles, but there’s sadness behind it.

“Bad day, kid?” Alex asks, and gestures her to the couch.

“She likes this girl,” Adrian knocks his shoulder into Val gently, and she shoves him with an embarrassed laugh on her face. Alex ooohs and Maggie squeals, and Val almost cries, because she’s never met grown-ups who were this excited to hear about her crushes on girls before.

“She’s really pretty,” Val confesses in a single breath, collapsing onto the couch with her knees spread wide and heat spreading across her shyly smiling face.

“Okay, tell. Everything. But first, tell me what you want for food.”

“Whatever’s fine. Pizza, maybe.”

Maggie chuckles as she takes out her phone to order. “Always with the pizza in this family.”

Alex kisses her and Adrian squeezes her knee when they catch her family comment, and Val flushes to be so easily included in such a term.

“Nothing, I just… she’s really good at math – “

“A definite turn on – “

“Oh, is that why you like coming to my lowly easy-bake oven lab, Danvers?”

“Ladies! There are children present!”

“I’m not a children, I’m sixteen!”

Children,” Adrian, Alex, and Maggie all chorus, and Val rolls her eyes and continues.

“There’s the math thing, and she’s just really sweet, she always sticks up for the kids who get picked on, and she’s got these gorgeous curls and she’s – “

“Super duper femmey, and totally into soft little butches like yourself,” Adrian says and pokes her in the belly gently. She swats at his hand and shrugs defeatedly.

“I dunno. I mean, I’m not just into femmes… but she is super femmey… but maybe she wants someone harder than me? Or like, femmier than me? Like, less gay, maybe, or more gay, or – ”

“So, basically, you’re creating a girl who’s anything but you in your mind, right?” Maggie grins with a tilted head, and Val sighs.

“I guess.”

Maggie squints at her and exhales sharply and wets her lips and speaks.

“You know before I met Danvers over here, it was… I dated. A lot.”

“Don’t worry Alex. You won,” Adrian whispers, and Alex slaps him five softly without taking her eyes off Maggie.

“I dated, but it was… it was women who didn’t get me, you know? They saw leather jackets and a cop badge and a bike and darker skin than theirs – god, too many white girls, sorry babe, but that’s a story for another day – so they expected me to be a certain type of way, expected me to be… well, more butch, you know? Like, all the time. They were interested in the role I could play – and I can play it, I can be it, and I like it, I love doting on women – “

Val smiles and nods and Alex blushes and Adrian snickers.

“But that’s not all I am, you know?” She shrugs. “Sometimes I like a little lace under the leather. And we’ve got different styles, you and me.” She gestures to Val’s hair cut, her looser clothes, with a grin. “And I love it. Your style. It’s absolutely fantastic. And you look really at home in it. And that’s the thing. You? How you feel, how you are? That’s the only thing that matters. So if she likes you, she’s gotta like your soft butchliness. And who wouldn’t, I mean look at you, you’re perfect.”

Val scoffs and Alex beams at Maggie and Adrian squeezes Val’s knee.

The doorbell rings and Adrian squeals. “Pizza!”

Maggie glances at Alex, and Alex nods with a grin before getting up to get the door.

“Your girl like pizza?” Maggie asks, and Val nods.

“I saved her the last slice last week at the school paper’s party when she was late from class. She was really happy.”

Maggie slaps her own thigh in excitement. “Damn girl, see, you got game! Wanna invite her over? We can watch crappy Netflix movies, and the three of us will check out if she checks you out and it’ll be awesome.”

Val smiles at the thought and pulls her phone out of her back pocket.

“Do you guys do this for all of us? Open up your home like this?”

Alex beams over the small stack of pizza boxes when Maggie looks up at her, and Adrian grins widely, proudly, gratefully, at them both as he cracks open a box and digs in immediately.

“Only to the cool kids,” Maggie teases, and Val nods, and types out a text to her crush, because she’s nervous but she’s perfect just like she is, and what’s there not to like, right, Maggie said so, and also, pizza.

Pizza with new family.

Even if her crush declines to come over, she’s pretty sure it’s going to be a good night.

anonymous asked:

Hey so I have a question about polamory. I promise im not trying to be offensive. I'm trying to overcome my misconceptions. How is polyamory not about your primary partner being enough? If you're both on board, I wouldnt judge, but if my bf ever asked to open the relationship I would be deeply hurt because to me that means that we are broken. How is it different with poly? I'm sorry for being so ignorant I just really cant wrap my head around it. Thank you for taking time to read and answer.

Hiya! That’s okay, you’re not being offensive. My answer is going to be kind of complex, but I’m glad you asked. I am delighted when people want to learn!

First of all - your question does have a couple of pretty big assumptions in it. First, the idea that everyone who is polyamorous has a primary partner. A lot of poly people practice non-hierarchical polyamory, which means they don’t name a given partner as “primary” and don’t prioritize one person above the other at all times. Second, not every poly person starts from a vantage point of opening up a monogamous relationship. For example, I was single when I decided I was polyamorous. So the question of “is this about my primary partner not being enough?” wouldn’t have even been a question that made sense to ask, in my situation, because I didn’t have a partner at all (let alone a primary partner) when I started dating as a poly person.

But I’ll also go on to try to answer your question from the perspective of people who are coupled. I’m in two relationships now, one of 1+ year and one of 4+ years. When I’ve been seeking new relationships, the idea of my existing partner(s) not being “enough” isn’t even a way that I thought about things. The way I see things is rather that each person operates as an individual who can bring joy and fulfillment to the lives of others. Rather than starting with a space in my life that can be filled with love – and seeking people to fill it until it reaches, say, 100% – I see myself as already being at 100% (I am complete all on my own), and every person I connect with is also at 100% and thus we just add to each other’s lives when we join up. 

That being said, people do absolutely meet (or not meet) each other’s needs in relationships. A lot of poly people believe that it isn’t even possible for just one person to meet all of another person’s needs. From that perspective, you could say that one person isn’t “enough.” And some poly people even do frame things that way, but when they do, that isn’t inherently a negative – they use it as a way to view polyamory as something that enriches everyone’s lives, rather than a reflection on someone’s shortcomings. I think the idea that I can’t fulfill 100% of someone’s needs is a shortcoming only if I believe that it is (a) even possible to do, and (b) a responsibility that I have in a relationship that my value depends on. I don’t believe it’s my responsibility to fulfill all of someone’s needs; instead, I try frame things for myself (and to my partners) in terms of what I can offer, and if what I’m offering can meet enough of the needs they have that our relationship is worth their while, then we’re a good match!

So, when you say “if my bf ever asked to open the relationship I would be deeply hurt because to me that means that we are broken,” you are operating from the perspective of assuming that it’s possible for one person to meet all of another person’s needs; similarly important to note, you’re also operating from a perspective of assuming that “meeting unmet needs” is the only reason someone would seek out more partners. I can feel like all of my basic needs are met and still want new partners, because people are awesome, and I like having the freedom to explore what kind of relationship I’m going to have with someone without having constraints put on it by others. And that’s the main reason I’m poly.

The way I see it, your perspective on what makes a relationship broken or not-broken isn’t wrong, just like mine also isn’t. We just have different metrics on which we judge functionality & success of relationships.

I dunno if that helped clear anything up or not, haha. Please feel free to write again if you have more questions or want to clarify anything! Thanks again for writing!

Conversation about why LGBTQ+ needs Rep.
  • Him: Why are films adding so many gay characters this year?
  • Me: They are trying to be inclusive and represent us.
  • Him: they're trying to shove downs gayness down people's throat!
  • Me: no they're not. They wanna show we're here! We have feelings and we need accurate representation.
  • Him: my thing is, it's either a learned condition or a generic condition. You're defective.
  • Me: I'm not defective because I'm gay! It's not a learned condition because my life is full of heteros and I'm still hella gay.
  • Me: if heteros get to be represented, why can't LGBTQ+ be as well?
  • Him: why do you want to be represented?
  • Me: So that they know we are all human and we matter. No one is going to jump a straight couple holding hands on the streets. No one is going to call them names just for loving who they love! We go through life being judged and hurt by other simply because they don't understand. That's why we need representation.

aclane  asked:

Hey Mama, this is my first ask but when I saw your box was open I couldn't restrain the urge to share some love. I can't believe how kind you always are to all your seedlings, it's actually rare to see such a caring and patient person nowadays especially knowing how busy you are. Please take care of yourself, I hope you're having a good day. I can't wait to see where the story is going to go, I'm sure I won't be disappointed, love you!

Thank you so much! This means a lot to me! I always try to be some kind of rolemodel, because I know many young folks follow me and I want them to have a place where they know they won’t be judged or put down. Also the fandom can be a very hateful place and I want to provide a bit of peace there. Of course I’m still biased, because I’m only human, but I just want everyone to have a nice time actually. I know I sometimes come off as rude, with the sassy replies, but I never mean them in a mean way, always in a fun way and I want everyone to know that they can always call me out on stuff and tell me if I made them feel uncomfortable. 

I love you too! 

TALKING TO A CUSTOMER
  • HER: i wanted to get my first tattoo?
  • ME: sure, hun, what were you thinking of?
  • HER: well, i wanted an outline of a spray paint can on the pad of my finger
  • ME: ...
  • ME: okay, i'm gonna tell you right now that that's a terrible idea and no reputable artist will do that.
  • HER: WHY NOT! i really want it!
  • ME: that's nice, our shop policy is that we don't do hands, forearms, neck, or faces on people for their first tattoo. it's because we're looking out for you, and the sad truth is that people will judge you, deny you jobs, not rent to you, all because of these tattoos.
  • HER: yeah, i don't care about that.
  • ME: [thinking "obviously, because you're a CHILD"] but it's going to fade out unevenly and look like a blurred mess. none of our artists want to attach their name to something that will look like shit.
  • HER: but i promise i won't tell anyone who did it. [she legitimately pouts here]
  • ME: ...
  • ME: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, INSULT MY ART!
  • [okay, i actually said "you do know tattoos are an art right? well, our artists have integrity that they're not going to just toss away." after which she said "really?" and then left, saddened.]
  • FUCK YOUR TINY TRENDY TATTOOS, THINGS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT.

anonymous asked:

You are aware you are enforcing gender roles though, right? Why a pink and feminine theme? What does pink have to do with being a woman? And femininity? You say you care for all girls but then you go for the most stereotypical thing ever. Because screw transgender and masculine girls because boys are stressing you out, right? Thanks, a masculine woman that is tired of studyblrs who keep screwing the feminism concept. Girls don't exist for your aesthetics.

  • I never… said… that pink… was associated… with… being… a woman….
  • I could’ve picked any color I wanted to, but my mood went for pink. 
  • Yes I am a feminist. Yes, as a girl I am aware that girls don’t exist for my aesthetic.
  • I am a studyblr. Not a feminist blog.
  • You shouldn’t make assumptions of people you know nothing about (i.e. every person on the internet)
  • I’m sorry if I offended you, but that wasn’t my purpose. If you don’t enjoy seeing my content then I suggest you unfollow me.
Signs as lyrics from Paramore songs
  • Aries: Next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back or break it off.
  • Taurus: You were my conscience. So solid, now you're like water.
  • Gemini: Baby we're all alone now, give me something to sing about.
  • Cancer: Just don't let me fall asleep, feeling empty again.
  • Leo: Where's your gavel? Your jury? What's my offense this time? You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me, sentence me to another life.
  • Virgo: They taped over your mouth, scribbled out the truth with their lies, you little spies.
  • Libra: It's not a walk in the park to love each other.
  • Scorpio: If I'm a bad person, you don't like me. Well I guess I'll make my own way.
  • Sagittarius: I noticed your eyes are always blue to me, keeping them here it makes no sense at all.
  • Capricorn: I've got a tight grip on reality but I can't let go of what's in front of me here.
  • Aquarius: Ignorance is your new best friend.
  • Pisces: Just watch my wildest dreams come true. Not one of them involving you.
PSA

If you go on a Mental Illness side blog, do NOT judge their character/person based on what they may or may not post! A lot of these blogs are vent blogs, and they use them to out negative emotions. It’s their safe space.

Do not judge somebody based on a blog they run, especially if it’s a blog where they use as an outlet. Everything they post isn’t all what or who they are. 

  • Me: I'm fine.
  • me: Seungri is so precious like he deserves all the happiness and love. He's such a talented individual and it makes me angry that people only judge him by his stage personality rather than what he really is and what he is capable of. His hyungs really need to fucking stand up when Seungri says he's not talented, like you're his fucking hyungs. Fucking speak up and stop being silent. OT4 jokes can go kill themselves and I don't care if it's just "a joke". Let the boy be happy and not worry that he is still not good enough to be in the group like it's been fucking 10 years. Let him live a happy life without insecurities and lack of self-esteem. Look at that cute, fluffy, precious lil shit and tell me that you don't want to protect him-

anonymous asked:

honestly, those people saying they got fired or $ got taken out of their paychecks cause other people stole, should sue. That doesn't make ANY sense. Anyway, I used to work at F21 and people stole ALL the time. Yeah sometimes we'd call a security guard here and there, but does it affect me? No. I may have some morals against it, but like, stores manipulate you into buying, there's corporate greed... So if you're sticking it to the man, who am I to judge?

Shout out to all non lifters. This is the correct way of thinking. Let go of all that useless hate.

Was Pierre Despereaux really MI6 or the world's greatest art thief?
  • Fan: I want to hear from the horse's mouth. What do you think?
  • Cary Elwes: Ha ha! Very good. Um...I'm going to leave that ambiguous.
  • Nearly everyone: NOO
  • Cary: What? Wait a minute...does that mean you're dragging me in?
  • Crowd: Yes!
  • Cary: all of those who say yes, say yes now.
  • Nearly everyone: YES!!
  • Cary: I think he was the world's greatest art thief...but I try not to judge my roles.
Have any of you heard of these bands/singers?

•Alice In Chains
•Alison Krauss
•Heart
•Limp Bizkit
•Hinder
•Kid Rock
•Queen
•Green Day
•Blink-182
•Sleeping With Sirens
•5 Seconds Of Summer
•Boston
•Stone Temple Pilots
•KISS
•Three Days Grace
•Three Doors Down
•Bob Segar
•Metallica
•Neil Young
•John Denver
•The Beatles
•Skillet
•Shinedown
•Led Zeplin
•Def Leopard
•Nikel Back
•Puddle Of Mud
•Linkin Park
•God Smack
•Areosmith

If so, tHEN LETS BE FRIENDS OK? OK.

'Shrek' sentence starters!
  • "Like that's ever gonna happen!"
  • "Whoa! Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you?"
  • "This is the part where you run away."
  • "Oh really? You and what army?"
  • "Are you talking to... me?"
  • "Doesn't that bother you?"
  • "I like that boulder... that is a nice boulder."
  • "Please! I don't want to go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak!"
  • "Oh this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
  • "What a lovely bed."
  • "What do I have to do to get a little privacy!!!"
  • "Run, run, run, as fast as you can!"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "Technically... you're not a king."
  • "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"
  • "It's quiet... too quiet. Where is everybody?"
  • "That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
  • "The chair! Give him the chair!"
  • "What kind of quest?"
  • "Cakes! Everybody loves cakes!"
  • "No! You dense, irritating, miniature, beast of burden!"
  • "You know? I think I preferred your humming."
  • "If it was me, you'd be dead!"
  • "Oh, You can't tell me you're afraid of heights!"
  • "Let's have a dance then, shall we?"
  • "Two things! Shut. Up."
  • "I read it in a book once."
  • "You're just reeking of feminine beauty!"
  • "Wake up!"
  • "You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?"
  • "But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!"
  • "Well I have to save my ass."
  • "That wasn't in the job description!"
  • "Lets just say I'm not your type."
  • "Oh, you were expecting prince charming?"
  • Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy."
  • "Tomorrow? It'll take that long?"
  • "I said, goodnight!"
  • "Come on! I was just kidding!"
  • "Sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm?"
  • "Why don't you want to talk about it?"
  • "Why do you want to talk about it?"
  • "Who you trying to keep out?"
  • "Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me."
  • "They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone."
  • "Show her to me!"
  • "Ah, perfect!"
  • "Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?"
  • "You know, you're not exactly what I expected."
  • "Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry."
  • "What you're doing is the opposite of help."
  • "Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?"
  • "Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea."
  • "Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?"
  • "Wake up and smell the pheromones! Just go on in and tell her how you feel."
  • "Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry."
  • "Promise you won't tell. Promise!"
  • "You heard what I said?"
  • "Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong!"
  • "Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet."
  • "Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention!"
  • "Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?"
  • "Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?"
  • "Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!"
  • "I object!"
  • "Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me"
  • "Well, uh, that explains a lot."
  • "Ugh! It's disgusting!"
  • "No, let go of me!"
  • "Get out of my way!"
  • "I-I love you."
  • "Really, really"
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get to know me meme : favorite actors [1/5] tyler hoechlin 
  “There’s a lot of edgy topics and things that go on with religion, but to me the most important thing, is that the first thing is that you’re supposed to love everyone the same and not judge anyone… Technically, we’re all the same. And everybody makes mistakes. So no one is better than another person.”

reach out, but where to?
  • society: OMG, you're going through such a hard time, you should open up, we're all here to help you!
  • you: well, I...
  • society: NO, STFU, stop trying seek attention by telling us your fabricated problems, nobody cares about you, OK? Go somewhere else to throw a pity party, you're not welcome here.
Conversation Between Clique Members
  • Me: Wanna go for a Ride?
  • Friend: Nah, Not Today
  • Me: It'd be Fairly Local?
  • Friend: In my Hometown? Yeah, as if
  • Me: All you have to do is stay in your Lane, Boy
  • Friend: Calm down, you're not The Judge of me
  • Me: Fine I get it, I'm just so Stressed Out
  • Friend: Damn, you're a Goner
  • Me: I get the Message, Man
  • Friend: I'd say go outside like those commercials, but We Don't Believe What's On TV
  • Me: I'm Dun with you
Omemegle
  • Warning: Will be random non-sense to those who do not have knowledge of Twenty Øne Pilots.
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You both like twenty one pilots.
  • You: yo
  • Stranger: sup
  • You: ceiling
  • You: hbu
  • Stranger: same
  • You: nice rockin de dyed red hair
  • Stranger: thanx man
  • You: almost looks like josh dun's
  • Stranger: it is
  • You: when it was dyed
  • Stranger: i stole it
  • You: just nicked the hair and ran XD
  • Stranger: yea xD
  • You: well thats illegal, you might need... the judge
  • Stranger: probably, im on... the run and go
  • You: wowww i think i saw that on the news but we don't believe whats on tv
  • Stranger: woooow, all these jokes are giving me a migraine
  • You: wowwww i think i needa leave coz of all these puns. i'll be okay, i'll take my time on my ride
  • Stranger: well if you leave me ill be a goner
  • You: and thats why you shouldnt have guns for hands
  • Stranger: yea, someone has to save my heavydirtysoul
  • You: im start to doubt my ability to think of more puns, when i run out dont forget about me, even if you doubt my pun skills
  • Stranger: xD all the puns man, im so stressed out
  • You: if these puns keep going on i might get a tear in my heart
  • Stranger: i might not be able to talk much longer, i might have to go for a drive and listen to my car radio
  • You: how can ya when its stolen? tbh i'd rather stay in my house of gold
  • Stranger: true, im fairly local, i don't wanna drive too far.
  • You: you're fairly local? well, i need to get my bearings cos im not quite sure where ya are. let me, p-p-polarize
  • Stranger: omg xD. just stay in your lane boy
  • You: sorry, i'm just an addict with a keyboard
  • Stranger: i can tell, i can see it on my screen
  • You: i think i've ran out now. i guess this is just a mad world and i have a jar of puns that runs out. (bringing le covers into it)
  • Stranger: xD yeah. i didn't even mean to say all those puns, they just kinda came put . theyre semi-automatic
  • You: damn we're never gonna finish. let's just call a truce
  • Stranger: alright, fine xD
  • Stranger: gg
  • You: gg
  • You: no re
  • Stranger: alright xD
  • Stranger: well i gtg, nice talking to you
  • You: same to you
  • You: adios
  • Stranger has disconnected.