and you thought they couldn't get weirder

  • Percy: Do you know who I think is the most beautiful?
  • Annabeth: No who?
  • Percy: It's the second word!
  • Annabeth: There's a person called 'the second word'???
  • Percy: No! I meant, it's the second word in what I just said!
  • Annabeth: "the second word in what I just said"...and I thought that name couldn't get any weirder.
  • Percy: No Annabeth! That's not what I mean-
  • Annabeth: What do they look like??
  • Percy: *sigh* I give up.
Afro Samurai Inspired RP Starters
  • <p> <b><b></b> </b> "Challenge me, when you're ready to duel a god."<p/><b></b> "I've waited a long time for this."<p/><b></b> "That a motherfuckin' RPG?"<p/><b></b> "When you fight to kill, finish the job."<p/><b></b> "I see you wear one of the headbands of legend that leads to godhood."<p/><b></b> "Don't fight this fucker! He got arrows and grenades and shit. You ain't got no chance dude!"<p/><b></b> "You want another one? On his tab?"<p/><b></b> "My aim is only to move forward."<p/><b></b> "There's something strange still out there."<p/><b></b> "If it's not too much trouble, will you stay and watch the fireworks with me?"<p/><b></b> "You must break the chain. Only then will we stay free of this horrible cycle."<p/><b></b> "Ew! Taste like crack!"<p/><b></b> "If Heaven could be bottled up, it just might taste like my lemonade."<p/><b></b> "C'mon now confess. You wanna hit that booty!"<p/><b></b> "You fucking whore! This is the price you pay for your betrayal."<p/><b></b> "Damn shame ain't it? Just when you start gettin' your groove on, shit always gotta get killed, burned down, whatever."<p/><b></b> "Man, you really are a cold blooded motherfucker."<p/><b></b> "He's a demon machine with special surprise on the inside."<p/><b></b> "Does one question faith?"<p/><b></b> "Observe and I will make you a believer."<p/><b></b> "Hey, he tryna copy you...wait, he is you!"<p/><b></b> "What happens when your reflection moves faster than you?"<p/><b></b> "It's like me watching Afro watchin' Afro fightin' Afro or something!"<p/><b></b> "We shall finally see the wrath of hell's fire turn up on itself."<p/><b></b> "Dammit Brother! This the kind of shit I will not tolerate!"<p/><b></b> "I think he blew his load."<p/><b></b> "Just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder."<p/><b></b> "Come to think of it, I can't take a warrior with such stupid hair seriously."<p/><b></b> "Okay, you and I are gonna talk about this later, but first I gotta save your dumb ass."<p/><b></b> "Dang, why you gotta be so morbid?"<p/><b></b> "You chose revenge over our Master! Over us! We're your family!"<p/><b></b> "Damn. There goes the neighborhood."<p/><b></b> "Bleed! Suffer as I have!"<p/><b></b> "I want him hurt! I want him crippled! He'll bleed for all the pain he's caused!"<p/><b></b> "My tears have never stopped falling since that day."<p/><b></b> "Come on man, get that damn look off your face."<p/><b></b> "You became what you are because you stuck to your damn convictions, dawg."<p/><b></b> "Wipe that motherfucker. Even if he is your old pal."<p/><b></b> "You just don't listen to people, do you?"<p/><b></b> "Aw man, it was the bomb hanging out with you."<p/><b></b> "I sweat with anticipation for your kill. Can you smell me?"<p/><b></b> "You've grown into a fine killer, but you're still vulnerable."<p/><b></b> "I saw you kill your childhood sword buddy."<p/><b></b> "Don't you know that absolute power leads to ultimate peace?"<p/><b></b> "It is time for Man to become God where God has failed."<p/><b></b> "I'm finally becoming God."<p/><b></b> "Only you and I can stomach this truth."<p/><b></b> "You will only die again, my friend."<p/><p/></p>