and you should never let me on a baby name website

What about the RFA and Unknown and V finding out that MC has a career in the arts (author, artist, actor or something like that?) @saeranlover


Lol it’s been like 5,000 years since I’ve done a request, here you go bbies

Yoosung:

  • It was always a lingering thought in Yoosung’s mind
  • The thought always came randomly, but sometimes he swore that he  recognized your voice
  • Like the one time you yelled “Come at me!” at a friend who was teasing you and he just froze for a second to think about why it sounded familiar
  • It wasn’t until one day he was testing out a LOLOL character he’s never played before and she screamed out a line of dialogue before her attack
  • And suddenly he heard your voice behind him perfectly recreate the line
  • He turned around to see you cheekily grinning from your place on the bed
  • But it was wiped off your face soon enough because baby boi just pounced you into a big hug
  • “MC WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU VOICED A CHARACTER IN LOLOL I WOULD’VE PLAYED AS HER MORE OFTEN IF I KNEW.”
  • You giggled as he rapidly asked you other things you voice acted in and gawked when he recognized the other characters you’ve voiced in games and cartoons
  • He’ll shyly ask you to reenact his favorite lines or scenes and his inner fanboy will show
  • Yoosung’s never really been into the behind the scenes stuff but he already somewhat was a fan of yours before so he’s basically dating his favorite VA
  • Silly lil’ peanut is gonna ask for your autograph on his merch of the characters you’ve voiced

Jaehee:

  • She found out during one of your nights in
  • You were in the kitchen preparing the snacks while Jaehee sorted through the set of musicals the two of you had rented for tonight (you finally convinced her that watching ‘Promiscuous Jalapeno’ for the 8th time in a row was a little much)
  • Once that was all said and done, you cuddled up to Jaehee while the movie started as she fed you popcorn
  • Oh crap, you recognized this movie
  • You actually got the part of the main dancer in this film (it was your typical dance batte film)
  • You somewhat never wanted her to find out  that you were an actor/dancer in fear of always being compared to Zen
  • Once your character was introduced, Jaehee’s eyes squinted a little at the screen before gasping and shaking your shoulders
  • “MC, MC, IS THAT YOU?”
  • “U-uhm nooooo…?”
  • “Wait, why would you keep this secret from me?”
  • After explaining your reasoning as to why, she just pulled you into a tight hug
  • “I’d never compare you anyone else, I love you just the way you are, famous or not!”
  • After watching the movie, she put aside the time to scour the internet for every performance you’ve been in and is about to be the proud owner of all your merch
  • jaehee please no that was our grocery money

Zen:

  • “lolol zen have you seen mc’s latest cover?”
  • “Cover? What’re you talking about?”
  • “the one on her youtube channel???”
  • “…”
  • “you do know what she does for a living, right??”
  • After Seven endlessly mocked Zen for not knowing what his own girlfriend did for a living, Seven graciously provided the link to your Youtube channel
  • Zen then proceeded to spend the next 3 hours of his life going through
  • your entire channel
  • He knew that you liked to sing and sounded like an angel but this
  • This is something extraordinary
  • You actually made a living doing this and he never even knew!
  •  He finally made his way up to your latest cover (which was uploaded about a week ago), and HO L Y  C R A P
  • It was the song he’s practiced at home for months on end for a musical he recently just starred in!
  • When you get home that night, you’re bombarded with compliments and questions (mostly compliments)
  • You explained that you never recorded around him because you were afraid that he might’ve thought you were going to use him for popularity
  • “Babe, I know you would never do that NOW WILL YOU PLEASE DUET WITH ME–”
  • Guess who has the best mashup cover of ‘Butterfly’ now

Jumin:

  • Coming home a few hours early was indeed a rare occurrence for Jumin
  • Usually when he came home, you were instantly there to greet him with a hug and kiss
  • He called your name, but there was no response, just a faint typing sound
  • After hanging his coat on the coat hanger, he began walking towards the noise, his hands already working on loosening his tie
  • “Ah, here you are, my love,” he said upon entering the officeroom
  • “Jumin, you’re home early,” you smiled, letting your husband wrap his arms around your shoulders and resting his chin atop your head
  • “The office had to close early for some renovations,” Jumin explained, “but I’m more interested in what you’re working on.”
  • “I’m working on my next book!”
  • The surprised look on his face made you remember that you never brought it up to him before, but now is as good as time as any to explain
  • Jumin seemed genuinely intrigued as he listened to your explanation on your book series, which was apparently very popular
  • When you finished, he asked if you could lend him the first addition, as he did enjoy reading in his spare time
  • And soon enough, he was hooked
  • He’d have long talks with you over dinner on how he wasn’t expecting a plot twist or how well you wrote your characters
  • Or about how you should hurry and finish the next book because you left him on a cliffhanger

707:

  • He’s known since the background check that you had a job in digital art but he tucked that away in the back of his head because there were too many other things happening at the time (eg the hacker, your sudden appearance, his emotions and job…)
  • It isn’t until one day where he’s been able to work for a few hours straight without you lecturing him about how he should take a break
  • So he got up from his chair, slapped his right leg a few times to wake it up, and ventured outside his office to find you
  • To no surprise, you were huddled inside in the bedroom, but this time with your drawing tablet in hand
  • “Hey Saeyoung,” you tiredly muttered, eyes still glued to the laptop screen
  • His eyes trailed to where you were looking and a look of mock hurt morphed on his face, “MC, how dare you draw a picture of another man!”
  • You stifled a laugh at your boyfriend’s dramatic tone, “Zen just asked me to draw some things for his website so I’m–”
  • You should me drawing me instead! Here, I’ll even pose for you!” 
  • You regret even looking behind you, because Saeyoung was already stripping down to his boxers, need I remind you the pair with cat faces on them
  • “DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS.”
  • “SAEYOUNG PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND GET TO BACK TO WORK!”

V:

  • Usually you were making some sort of noise in the house, but today you were oddly quiet
  • “MC? Where are you?”
  • “I’m in the living room,” you hollered back as he started making his way over, “Be careful not to bump my arm though.”
  • “What’re you doing?” he asked, taking a seat on the floor next to you
  • You explained that you liked paint and used it as a way to make some extra pocket money
  • V was very happy and excited to hear that you had an artistic career just like him
  • You were always delighted to describe the paintings to him, and you always did it with such passion
  • After awhile, he started to miss photography and he so badly wanted to see your work for himself
  • So he decided to get the eye surgery
  • Once he did, he was shocked at how much he can see your heart poured onto the canvas
  • You often went out into nature together and sit there together for hours to photograph/paint and enjoy one another’s company
  • You also loved painting some of V’s older photographs and he loved it and every single one is framed in the house
  • #artsycouple
  • The day you painted a picture of the sun and gave it to him, he cried

Unknown:

  • The first time Saeran ever walked into your room, his eyes immediately darted to the big, colorful collection of sticky note pads on your desk
  • He picked one up, noting that every one had a slightly different drawing than the others, “What’re these for?”
  • “Oh, I’m an animator! I like to use these sticky notes when I’m bored.”
  • He never got to watch cartoons as a child so this was all new to him
  • Watching you peacefully work is very, very soothing to him, to just watch the lines fill with color so smoothly
  • You even let him have some of your already drawn-on sticky note pads and he likes to flip through them when he’s nervous or needs to calm down when something’s bothering him
  • His favorite is the one you made for him where it goes “I love you, Saeran!” with a cute little doodle of a cartoony-looking you kissing his cheek on it
  • As mentioned before, he never got to watch cartoons or movies as a kid and he’s willing to watch the ones you’ve worked on
  • It always amazes him that you made what was on the screen and he loves it (he’s never said it out loud but it shows on his face)
  • He really enjoys the ones that are story-based rather than the nonsense slapstick ones (which is what Saeyoung enjoys, much to his dismay)
  • Seeing the childlike innocence in his eyes is heartwarming and you wouldn’t trade it for the world 
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Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Drummer!Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 10,128

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (female receiving), Multiple Orgasm, Public Fingering, Spanking, Sneaking Around to Fuck

Notes: Drummer Dylan does things to me y’all. Send help. Special thanks to @writing-obrien because she was a sweet pea and proofread this for me while I am trying not to fall asleep. Because we all know not to let me proofread when I’m sleepy. 

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drunk boyfriend tag

summary: dan and phil get drunk and film the boyfriend tag (similar to what shane dawson did)

tags: alcohol, so much sweetness and cuteness your teeth will hurt, extreme fluff

by: angelboydjh on tumblr

word count: ~1.8k

first fic posted!! please, ignore any mistakes and reblog and like!! ilu!! send in requests for fics :-)

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dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.

“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.

“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.

“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.

dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.

“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.

“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.

“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”

dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.

phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.

“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.

*:・゚✧

dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.

phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!

“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”

phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.

“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.

it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.

he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.

“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.

“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.

“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.

“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.

“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.

“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.

“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.

“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.

“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.

“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.

“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”

“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the 'a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.

“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.

“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.

“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.

“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.

“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.

“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”

“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”

“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”

“what about me?” asked dan.

“the south.”

“ugh! exact place!”

“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”

“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.

“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.

“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.

“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”

“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.

“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”

“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”

“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.

“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.

“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.

“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.

“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.

“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.

once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.

“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.

when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.

“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.

within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.

“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”

“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.

“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.

“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”

“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.

“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)

“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.

“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.

“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.

“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.

“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.

“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.

“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.

“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.

“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.

*:・゚✧

it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.

“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.

“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.

“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.

“uh, phil.” dan said.

“yes?” phil hummed.

“you posted the wrong video.”

“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.

“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.

“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”

“i was drunk too!”

“well, i would keep it up.”

“why?”

“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”

◆ —— SHAMELESS (US) QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

PART. 2 [TRIGGER WARNINGS AHEAD]

  • When did you start to care? 
  • I’ve dreamt about your death; put money in a collection box and prayed for it; blew out my birthday candles, wished for it. If it actually ever happened, I’m not sure I’d feel relief or guilt.
  • What if I don’t want to change?
  • Don’t what? 
  • You’re a fucking pussy. 
  • You look like a baby rabbit when you sleep.
  • You’re getting careless. Don’t.
  • I just assumed we’d eventually decide how to move together like normal couples do.
  • But there never was a ‘we’.
  • People fuck up, that’s life.
  • Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you, regardless of what you do. 
  • Please don’t be the guy that lies. 
  • I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character. 
  • I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money’s been on you. 
  • Anyone who’s been married knows that sex is downhill from there. 
  • Big toe is throbbing like blueballs that no blowjob can ever fix. 
  • She’s a skanky, manipulative bitch and you should unfriend her. 
  • The porn at my desk isn’t really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumsision website. 
  • I’ve seen crazy and I’ve seen bad for kids. You aren’t either of those things.
  • Don’t forget to check for hair behind the grill. 
  • I realize you’ve had sketchy parental role models, but can we agree that offing people is not cool? 
  • That turned me off, periscope down. 
  • I want normal people problems. 
  • When you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad. 
  • So, thanks to me, you’ve been pistol whipped and shot in the ass. 
  • Alcohol is a gift.
  • All I’m gonna be thinking about when you choke me out is how much I love you. 
  • If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard you say that, I’d have one dime. 
  • I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic. 
  • I know you think you’re helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system care my entire life, I can tell you it’s a nightmare. 
  • I wasn’t sure I’d see you again. 
  • Nobody fucks with the [insert last name]
  • You buried a body and you stole from the federal government. You will never get out of prison. 
  • We could always adopt.
  • Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank. 
  • The whole 'my dad is gay for your brother’ thing has thrown me outta loop. 
  • Giving or receiving? 
  • Doing things you don’t wanna do is how you make a relationship work. 
  • I know school was never your thing, but you’ve never been dumb. 
  • Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I love most about him. 
  • She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you’re a crazy bitch. 
  • She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish because I asked for more broccoli. 
  • Kick ass, take names.. and don’t blow anyone. 
  • When you’re poor, the only way to make money is to scam it or steal it. 
  • You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word, than a kind word alone. 
  • If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. 
  • My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend. 
  • He’s not my boyfriend. 
  • It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. 
  • I’m not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex. 
  • She’s fragile.
  • She’s broken. 
  • I don’t wanna be me anymore. 
  • An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina? 
  • You gotta get me out of this car, I’m getting too horned up. 
  • I’m sorry, but now I gotta go pick up my wife’s boyfriend. 
  • Sometimes it’s not worth holding out. Life’s too short, why not just give in? 
  • Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? 
  • I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. 
  • Your mother was a real cunt. 
  • Circle doesn’t start with an S? What the fuck? 
  • Sometimes when I see the word hospice on the street, I pronounce it ho-spice. 
  • You’re lucky your moms dead. 
  • I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk. 
  • My testicles have never been my ally. 
  • Go fuck yourself. 
  • Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended. 
  • I’m sick of living in your shadow. 
  • I never thought I’d say this, but you were right. 
  • She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what’s more personal than that? 
  • How can you be so cold about this? 
  • Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well-lubricated. 
  • I’m not the reason your life is a piece of crap.
  • Your coochie smells like brimestone and Sulfur. 
  • One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck someone else when we’re on a date. 
  • You married a drug lord’s daughter to hang on to your ear? 
  • I don’t take bribes. 
  • Honey, you’re an alcoholic. 
  • Where can I get knives and blunts? 
  • You can’t control what goes on in the world. You can just choose to be a part of it everyday. 
  • Where I come from, it’s an honour to share your man. 
  • I’m gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out! 
  • You don’t love me.
  • You’re kinda growing on me. 
  • Dead people poop themselves. 
  • Where’s the money? 
  • It doesn’t make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one. 
  • I’ll keep that in mind when I’m feeding my family dog food this winter. 
  • I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! 
  • Look at me. I can’t go to jail, I might as well wear heels. 
  • I’m gay. 
  • You just made my boy parts get bigger. 
  • Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore. 
  • Eat my ass!
  • Wanna see me make a mangina? 
  • You fucked my brother. 
  • Whores don’t get cars. 
  • I wouldn’t exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around. 
  • You wish you had a dick as big as mine! 
  • Are you gonna put those in my ass? 
  • If you do this for me, I will dress up any way you want. No safety word. 
  • I was raised by a pack of wolves. 
  • I certainly hope you’re not pooping in there. It’s a closet. 
  • Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It’s medicinal. 
  • Like you in the sack, make it quick. 
  • Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender? 
  • No. No way. I can’t handle anything in my ass without alcohol. 
  • The beard gets me laid. 
  • I haven’t had a drink for two days. Well, granted, I was unconscious. 
  • You’re hot, but it’s been a while since I’ve been with a dude. 
  • He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker. 
  • He may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point. 
  • Let’s be honest, she’s my last chance at happiness, and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right? 
  • I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan. 
  • I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you. 
  • Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep. 
  • Brush your teeth, I wanna play. 
  • Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married? 
  • Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. 
  • Well, if you need me, I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.
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Originally posted by tmlnsn

dasani= y/f/n for the sole reason that i don’t feel like typing out y/f/n every 10 seconds & bc dasani was the first thing i saw while thinking of a name & is the only constant in my life happy reading

“You’re definitely buying that.”

I rolled my eyes as I shook my head at my friend Dasani. Harry and I’s one year anniversary was coming up, and Dasani was currently helping me look for an outfit for our big night out. She ended up dragging me into Victoria’s Secret after catching sight of a baby pink lingerie set in the window.

“Girl, no!”

C’mon, Y/n! Harry’s gonna go crazy when he sees you in this. And it’s baby pink, so it’ll compliment your skin so nicely!” 

“Damn Dasani, why are you so pressed on this?”

Because, Y/n, I’m a caring friend who wants to help her friend get laid. Sex is a crucial factor in a successful relationship, you do know that right?” 

“Yeah but I’ve never– I-I mean–” I cut myself off before taking a deep breath. “I’ve never had sex before.” Dasani’s eyes widened in shock.

“You guys have been together for almost an entire year, and you still haven’t had sex?” she questioned in disbelief. 

“Yeah..” I dragged out, her tone making me feel uneasy. “So?” 

So, he’s going to get bored! Most guys would have left already!”

I rolled my eyes at her ridiculous assumption as I shook my head. She can be so damn annoying sometimes. I often ponder why I continue to stay friends with her.

“Harry’s not like that, D.” She sighed before putting up her hands in defense.

“All I’m saying is that you should give him a lil’ treat after a nice night out. I mean, he’s waited this long.”

I crossed my arms as I gave her a stern look, before focusing my attention to the mannequin. I mean it is our one year anniversary, and he’s never pressured me into anything that I wasn’t ready for. This could be something that we’d both enjoy. 

“Alright,” I sighed in defeat as she squealed like the little pig she was in victory before dragging me off into the dressing room.


Seeing as I had plenty of time to kill before date night, I decided to do a little…research to prepare me for tonight.

Grabbing my laptop after propping myself up against the headboard, I typed my entry into the search bar before hesitantly clicking the “I’m Feeling Lucky”  button. Almost instantly, a raunchy website popped up and I closed my eyes before clicking on a random video. Moans and groans sounded throughout our bedroom as my thoughts began to race.

Why does this look so painful? Shit.

I barely heard the door open as I continued to look on with discomfort as I watched the video. 

“Hiya, love.” I jumped to see Harry in the doorway of our bedroom before quickly slamming the lid of the laptop shut.

“H-hey babe!” Damn it damn it damn it! I should have used headphones! I really hope he didn’t hear any of that! 

“Whatcha doin’?” he asked as he walked towards the bed slowly with a smirk on his face. The little shit. Of course he heard! 

“Nothing, I was just..studying. Nothing,” I mumbled unconvincingly.

“It didn’t sound like ‘nothing’,” he said as he steadily crawled up the bed. “And you’re on summer break.” 

I stuck my foot out to stop him from getting any closer. “You’re so nosy today.”

“Oh, come off it, Y/n!” He caught me by surprise by grabbing my extended leg and dragging me towards him so I was laying flat on my back and wrapped the same leg around his waist. I looked up at Harry as his green eyes stared at my brown ones with mischief. 

“I know what I heard, baby,” he continued, pulling out my bottom lip that I subconsciously captured between my teeth in nervousness before rubbing his thumb over it.

“I’ll let you go if you tell me why you were watching porn,” he said, running his ring-clad hand up and down the bare skin of my thigh that my shorts revealed. 

“I really don’t have to explain myself to you.”

“No need to be sassy, love. M’just curious.” 

“It’s too embarrassing,” I deny as I shake my head.

Y/n.

I released a heavy sigh, my gaze focused on the ceiling before mumbling out an answer.

“What was that?”

I tore my gaze away from the ceiling to give him a stern look. “I’m not saying it again, Harry.”

“Then I guess m’not lettin’ you go.” 

My eyes rolled up to the ceiling once more.

“I wanted to do something special for you tonight for our anniversary.”

“How is that emb-”

“I want you to be my first.” What were only seconds felt like hours as silence stretched between us.

“I was only watching it so that I could know what to do to..please you or whatever.” I brought my hands up to my burning face in embarrassment. “I sound so stupid.”

“Hey, look at me” he says gently as he pulls my hands away from my face and tilts my chin to look at him, “s’not stupid. I’d be honored to be your first, but it’s about you, love. You should only do this if you’re ready.” 

I looked up into his green eyes, which held nothing but sincerity and love. I gently cupped his face and brought him into a gentle but passionate kiss.

“I’m ready.”

“Now?”

I panicked. “Is now not a good time?”

“No! No, I just want you to be sure.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever loved anyone as much as I’ve loved you, so yes, I’m sure.” At this, Harry smiled before pulling me up into a sitting position so that he was straddling me. He pulled me into another kiss, leaving me breathless.

“I love you too, Y/n. So much.”

I guess I’ll save that lingerie for another night.


Harry and I were currently cuddled up in bed, satin sheets covering our naked bodies, basking in each others presence.

“You feelin’ alright, love?” he asked as his thumb stroked my bare arm. I nodded before placing a kiss against his neck. Harry’s eyes were as bright as ever, pupils dilated from bliss. A light shade of red covered his flushed cheeks, and his lips were swollen and red from the previous activities. 

“You’re so pretty.”

“What?” he laughed. 

“I’m serious!”

“Then I must be the luckiest man in the world because you’re gorgeous.”

“What cheesy rom-com did you get that from?”

“M’serious!” We laughed before a comfortable silence fell over us.

“Thank you for being my first,” I said as a looked up at him from where my head was rested on his chest. 

“Thank you for letting me be your first,” he replied while brushing back a loose curl before resting his palm on my cheek.

“Was it better than the porno?” I looked up at him with wide eyes, lightly smacking him in the chest as he smirked.

“Harry!”

We went back to our comfortable silence as I traced the swallows tattooed on his chest and Harry continued to play with my hair.

“It was.”


ending was eh, but i still reallyreallyreally hope you guys liked it! also, happy 7th birthday to one direction, 4eva in my hearts

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I’m Going To Be A Dad?!

Pairing: Dylan x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 2565

Authors Note: Here is the next part to my pregnancy series I’ve got going on. Thanks to @rememberstilinski @sarcasticallystilinski and @smutandahalf for looking at this and letting me know how it is. I hope you guys enjoy this, it was quite fun to write. Also, I got really excited writing the reveal. Don’t know why exactly.

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You Know.

Summary: The Phenomenal One is feeling the opposite of that after his defeat at the Royal Rumble. His girlfriend refuses to let the night end with him feeling so down. Featuring some angst, comfort, and hella smmmmut – with usage of daddy kink and brief foreplay/teasing with chocolate covered strawberries

A/N: While I’m not very confident with my smut skills (it’s been awhiiiiiiile and even then used to rp lol) I just wanted to get this out before tonight’s PPV after this poured out of me the last few days thanks to re-watching AJ’s promos and to my cold from hell (and ignoring my others in progress haha) so I hope you all enjoy! 

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Hope ( Older!Damian Wayne x Reader)

Requested: No
Prompt(s): None
Plot(s): You and Damian have been trying for a while to get pregnant but with no success. But after six months you and Damian might finally be getting the answer you wanted.
Word count: 1397
Pairing(s):Older!Damian Wayne x Reader
Warning(s): None
A/N: Okay so I had this random idea at 3 a.m this morning and decided to write it. This is going to be the first part of I don’t know how many, but this is definitely not the last of this story. I really hope you all enjoy it!


You and Damian had been happily married for 4 years. So happy in fact that you and him decided that you guys were ready for kids. You had been trying for 6 months to no avail. You had lost hope and while Damian constantly spoke words of encouragement you could see that he was losing hope too with every negative pregnancy test.

You both had went to the doctor before you started trying. The doctor said that were both healthy and should have no trouble having kids, but now you couldn’t help but think there had been a mistake.

You sat quietly on the couch, in you and Damian’s living room, going through websites on your laptop that gave advice for ways to get pregnant. Damian was in the bedroom getting ready for work at the animal clinic. You guys had already prepared and eaten breakfast, so now you were just patiently waiting for him to leave so you can go to the doctors.

You were two weeks late for your period and were desperately hoping that you were pregnant. You didn’t want to tell Damian because this wouldn’t have been your first pregnancy scare and you couldn’t watch his heart break anymore if it turned out that you weren’t.

“Alright beloved I’m off to work.” He called out as he walked from the bedroom to the couch to kiss you goodbye. You put laptop down and stood up to meet him. You hugged him tightly as he kissed your forehead. When you finally released him from you tight grip you fixed his tie and gave a sweet yet quick kiss on the lips. He grabbed the rest of his things and walked out the door while saying that he loved you and should be home on time.

As soon as the door closed you went to get dressed so that you can go to the doctors. You wore a royal blue blouse with a black and white horizontal striped maxi skirt. When you were done getting ready you grabbed your bag and keys and began to make your way out of the apartment and to your obgyn’s.

You made an appointment a few days ago so you sighed in and waited for the nurse to call your name. You sat in the waiting room anxiously tapping your foot, hoping that you would hear your name any minute and thankfully you did.

“Y/N the doctor is ready for you now.” The nurse spoke. You grabbed your belongs and made your way to the nurse so he could take your vitals and guide you to your doctor’s office. You had been here many times before and could find the room simply on your own but it was procedure that he escorted you there.

When you finally made it to the opened door you were greeted by your doctor Karen Stone. She was an old friend and smiled proudly when she saw you approaching.

“ Y/N it’s so good to see you!” She says as she quickly wraps her arms around you for a friendly hug. “Hey Karen.” You reply returning the hug. She let you go and you walked into the office to take a seat as she closed the door.

“ What brings you by today?” She ask while going behind her desk to take a seat herself.
“ I was hoping that you could give me a pregnancy test”
“ Of course I can. Will Damian be attending this as well?” She asked. You nervously looked down and played with your fingers. You felt a little guilty that you didn’t tell Damian, but at the same time you felt like this was something you had to alone.

Karen knew by your silence the reason why he wasn’t there and understood. She slid over a small cup for you to pee in and you began to make your way to the bathroom. After you finished you gave the urine sample to the nurse who began running test. You made your way back to Karen’s office to wait for the results which shouldn’t take long.

You wanted nothing more than for test to come back positive and part of you had a small feeling that it would. But you couldn’t help the other part of you that felt like it would come back negative and that you would never get pregnant.

When you made your way back to her office you and returned to your seat. Karen was still there going through your chart and reading over vitals.

“How’s everything looking Doc?” You ask.
“Great your vitals are looking excellent” she replied setting down the clipboard. She got up from her seat to sit down next to you in the empty chair. She wore a look of worry on her face and you could feel your heart begin to beat faster.

“Y/N I knew it’s only been 6 months but if this test comes back negative I would like for both you and Damian to come in for more test.” You nodded slowly and looked down. She reached over to give your hand a friendly squeeze as she smiled.

You heard a knock on the door as the nurse came in with the test results. Karen quickly to retrieve them then made her way back to her seat behind her desk. She looked at the results and suddenly a huge smile appeared on her face.

“Congratulations Y/N you’re pregnant!” She says with a smile still plastered on her face. Your jaw drops and you swear everything stops moving. This is what you wanted for six months and while you wanted to just be happy you also felt extremely guilty for not telling Damian about your appointment. You smiled none the less. This was the moment you’ve been waiting for.

“Okay well now that we know you’re going to be have a little baby I would like to give you an ultrasound to see how far along you are.” She said standing up and opening the door to take you to a room for the ultrasound. You gathered you things and followed her to the room.

You saw the ultrasound machine and the screen where you would soon see the image of your very tiny fetus. Everything was starting to feel so real and you couldn’t believe it. You knew Damian would be upset that you didn’t tell him about the appointment so that he could be there with you but you were already coming up with ideas on how to make it up to him.

You lay down on the exam table as Karen sets everything up. You lift up your shirt and pull down your pants a little that way she can rub the gel on your lower abdomen. She squirted a warm gel on your tummy and began to move it around with what looked like a wand.

You look at the monitor but you’re not sure what it is your suppose to be looking for. “Okay well it looks like you’re about 4 weeks pregnant. Your baby is around the size of a poppy seed.” She spoke as she continued to move the wand around. You just sat silently taking in all the information while recovering from shock.

After the ultrasound she gave you a paper towel to wipe up the gel and began to write out a prescription of prenatal vitamins for you. You were able to leave soon after, but instead of going home you went to the grocery store and pharmacy. To make it up to Damian for not inviting him to the doctors you decided you would make him his favorite dinner as you shared the news.

The doctor also gave you the paper confirming your pregnancy for you to show to Damian. You were going to show it to him during dinner but to prevent him from finding it before you hid it in you favorite book when you made it home. Damian said he’d be home on time so you knew you had a few hours to prepare everything.

You began cooking and thinking about the reaction your husband would give you once he found out the news. You were so caught up in cooking and day dreaming that you didn’t hear someone sneak up behind until they pulled a bag over your head and started to drag you away.

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summary: yet another little sequel to this rockstar au mixed with best friends get pregnant fic (also read: the second part)

word count: ~2500

a/n: I accidentally wrote more and it’s all fluff again.


Emma met Killian when they were kids.

They both were sitting in the waiting room at the music store for their music lessons. Killian had his guitar, Emma had her sheet music, and both of them were dropped off and came in all by themselves.

She can remember it as if it were yesterday. He’s the one that wanted to talk to her. He came over, smiling, and asked what she was practicing that week.

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Eternal: Part 2

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Genre: Vampire!AU series with the whole package of eventual fluff, angst, and smut!

Summary: You see a side of Taehyung you hadn’t before today and later meet Namjoon’s friends that leads you to blow off some steam.

Word Count: 6487

Written by: Admin Smuttyfairy

Parts: Prologue (M) | Part 1 (M) | Part 1.5 (M) | Part 2 |

A/N: Almost a year later and now finally here is part 2 :’D TBH for the past 8 months or since I released part 1.5 I’ve been struggling to write part 2 and for the longest time I just didn’t know what to write and how to even make it seem juicy??? And even with what I had roughly written down for this part I was highly dissatisfied with more than half of it. I was debating whether I should delete it and give up on working on this series overall. BUT. I’ve been looking forward to writing certain scenes in future parts so I hauled some ass on part 2 and had a few of my friends and the admins read it over and proofread. So without further ado, here is a trashy part 2!

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j-aanine  asked:

hii! i read your tags from my post (aka 7thtens) hahaha. i can tell that you really love those boys and it's so nice to see! but yes, please send me cute bap things. but i think it'll be easier if i followed you, so i'll look out for those cute (and not so cute ones too lmao 🙊) things! ahhhhh, i genuinely wanna know more about them.

OMG I truly with all my entire heart and soul adore these men and lovelovelove sharing them with new fans and it makes me very happy when people show interest in them so here I am, willing to give you any content you should ask for lol (sorry I just am very dedicated to them) 
((also I just linked a lot of info so please if you ever have the free time go through them, B.A.P is so neat and just wow lol)

I made a post a couple months ago for just my favorite reasons to stan B.A.P if you would like to go throug there?
It just points out cute moments/MV’s, songs, interviews and other variety things that I personally enjoyed and other Babys basically obsess over (truly they are the cutest weirdest bunch)

Heres a list of all their MV’s
(strap yourself in for their mvs, they’re all amazing!)

Members SNS
Yongguk: Twitter || Instagram
Himchan: Twitter || Instagram 
Daehyun: Twitter || Instagram
Youngjae: Twitter || Instagram
Jongup: Twitter || Instagram
Zelo: Twitter || Instagram || 2nd Instagram(videos) || Mochii (his pupper) instagram

Official websites: VAPP || TS.Ent Youtube || B.A.P Japanese Youtube 

B.A.P Blogs: @itsbap @mato-world

 Member wise you Got
Bang Yongguk: Leader, Rapper, composer, writes almost all of B.A.Ps music. fluffy awkward dad, tigger enthusiast , puppy cuddlier prolly, mean mugging intimidating to others but is actually a cupcake, cave voice marshmallow. holy shit Yongguk is actually so precious 

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Kim Himchan: Sub vocals, Visual, wine mom, bunny teeth smile, actually so super adorable with Babys, actual fucking nerd it’s ridiculous, softest heart with the hardest head, in love with bbang and jongup, will protect his children over anything. Took over as leader when bbang went out on hiatus for health reasons, carried B.A.P through end of the year performances/award shows + Noir comeback so bless Himchan ;;;

Originally posted by mybutterflyfact

Jung Daehyun: Main vocals, annoying oldest son, biggest fanboy of B.A.P, biggest fanboy of Babys, spoils all of us, is really loud and really extra, screams a lot, bounces around a lot, singing at any chance he gets, has really cute dimples and whiskers when he smiles, is actually a soft cute bun, like the softest honestly, can be a massive asshole to the other members but does it out of love, never take Daehyun srs please lol

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Yoo Youngjae: Lead vocals: sassy middle son, soooooo extra, brains of the group, MC of the group, fluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffy, also super loud, gives everyone hella sass during interviews and vlives it’s actually super great. Daehyuns husband bestfriend, they are a power duo, never leave them alone together honestly. Is also rude but is just really smol can never take srsly, has a deal with his mom to never expose himself, we have yet to see any skin of Youngjae and it’s a curse. #DaehyunsMomOwesHimFood, looks really amazing in pink, Young+longcoats=gods work, actual king of aeygo.

Originally posted by hatfelting

 Moon Jongup: Lead dancer, sub vocals, little nerd boy, “one puuunch~” is actual a pup, needs to be protected at all costs, is really shy on camera, but sometimes he lets his real self show when he’s comfortable, is actually the most hilarious man ever, loves anime, loves reading manga, likes to be naked, is Himchans lil love bug, this kids sense of humor is amazing, literally a fucking meme without trying to be. Has a really strong love connection with chocolate milk. Likes to take his shirt off a lot, no ones complaining, he’s ripped asf, flips, flips everywhere. cutest crooked teeth. someonebuyhimglassesplease.

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Choi Junhong(Zelo): Maknae, rapper, lead dancer. tall .-. only member with a stage name, goes hard asf with his verses honestly, imo one of the strongest rappers in kpop, loves his puppers, loves his hyungs, his hyungs love him so much. respects all of his brothers so much, meme lord, likes to be shirtless on instagram. huge flirt, 3am vlive adventures to waffle houses alone, drinks underage in America and we don’t understand how???????? He and Jongup help make up the choreography for B.A.P, has helped Yongguk write and compose music. is actually a very tall squish, needs to be stopped 25/8

Originally posted by ninichu

shit okay this got long, but if you have any questions feel free to ask me or any B.A.P blog on here, theres so many and I can give you some of the best if you feel like joining the fandom. We’re all really chill really meme-y sweet people and always welcome new babys to the fandom with open arms! 

I see an idea that keeps coming across my dash (mostly from the su crit sector, which I do my best to avoid but some things can’t be helped) and I feel like I have to say something, because it’s an exceptionally dangerous idea. 

The idea is that depicting “bad guys” as sympathetic is horrible and will lead to children rooting for people who oppress others, and will lead children to believe that since these tyrants are shown to have grief and motivations we can empathize with, their actions should be condoned or forgiven. 

I know that many people on this website need things to be clear cut in order to feel comfortable. The bad guys need to be ALL BAD and the good guys need to be COMPLETELY GOOD or else the story is a BAD EXAMPLE FOR CHILDREN/PEOPLE. 

Let me tell you what this kind of representation does to people. 

It tells people that if a person has redeeming qualities and has ever treated you with kindness, that they must be a good person, and that everything they do must be good. It makes them believe that the abuse that they suffer from that person who loves them and has treated them well, IS DESERVED. It tells them that if the person doing this to them is the good guy, THEY MUST BE THE BAD GUY. 

Let me tell you another thing that you already know: nothing is black and white. Nobody is completely good or completely bad. Everyone does good things, and everyone does bad things. Some people try harder to do good things than others, but they’ll still do bad things! Because everyone does sometimes! You do bad things and so do I, but what matters is that we’re trying.

Some of the people who want to do good things will do horrible, hideous things in the name of their good thing. They think they are the good guys. Are they the good guys? Honestly, it depends on whether you agree with them or not. They are certainly the good guys in their own story, that’s for sure. Everyone is the good guy of their own story. Everyone is just trying the best they can, even the shittiest, most irredeemable person you know. Even our abusers. Even fucking Hitler and Trump (and, I can’t believe I have to say this explicitly, I hate those fuckers and they should never be forgiven or excused.) And they can still be kind to people, and have compassion for others, and love dogs and cats and art and flowers. They do that shit every day. OF COURSE that doesn’t make their horrible actions excusable in any way. 

If you portray the bad guys in all media and caricatures of evil villains, of people who do bad things because it’s fun and they kick every puppy and punch every baby they come across and never do anything relatable, you’ve just written a person who doesn’t fucking exist and teaches people nothing of value. That’s not real. That’s not real life. Your enemies will NEVER, EVER BE LIKE THAT. Trying to make your enemies like that clouds up your argument for why these people are actually not to be trusted. When people see that these ‘evil people’ don’t purposely step on kitten’s tails they’ll say “Oh they’re not so bad, I’m going to listen to them to see what they have to say.” And that’s how people like Jon Tron Jafari are made. Because they didn’t immediately grow horns when they went on /pol/ like they were told they would, they felt like the people there couldn’t be that bad. And then it was hey these people are nice to me, surely these are good people and then new TERFs and Nazifurs are recruited– you get the picture. 

What needs to be taught, what needs to be shown, are how people who do bad things come to do those bad things. People who hurt others have been hurt themselves, full stop. Guess what, sorry, that’s going to be relatable. When you see their story, you’re going to feel bad for them and understand why they did the things they did. THAT IS NOT A BAD THING, IT MEANS YOU’RE HUMAN. You can understand where someone is coming from and still know that the actions they’ve done in response to it are unforgivable. Just because you understand and feel for them doesn’t mean you excuse their horrible behavior.

What needs to be shown and taught is that extremist ideological communities are going to have very strict behavior guidelines, and make you feel so so loved and cherished and valuable when you adhere to them, and rip you to fucking shreds, label you as evil and exile you when you don’t. That’s abuse, children! In case you didn’t know, that is high profile emotional abuse. These communities are also big on violence against the people who don’t adhere to these guidelines, and insist that their guidelines are the only way to be Good People. Their dedication to being a good person has turned them and their community into bad people. That’s what extremism does, and it’s not just the bad guys who let themselves go that far. I see it happen all the time in communities with objectively good goals. I see it all the time on this website. People are hard wired to get sucked into the extremism trap, especially young people who have been hurt. People who have been hurt are more likely to create those kinds of communities. WE NEED TO TEACH PEOPLE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.  WE NEED TO TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO AVOID IT.

We need to teach people how not to do bad things after they’ve been hurt. We need to teach people what good-intentioned bad things look like.

Humanizing the bad guys can do that. Showing the redemption of the bad guys can do that. 

Showing people that they can get better can do that. 

Redeem Jasper. Bring back Bismuth. Lapis was abused but also an abuser and she’s healing and learning how to live a happy, healthy life and forgive herself. 

Rebecca Sugar is a gift and I thank the universe for her every day goodnight.  

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so omegaverse but john has a disorder which makes heat physically painful and exhausting but in an almost chronic way not a sexy way and him feeling like a complete burden

tw: mention of forced impregnation

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The sharp pain between his legs was throbbing and the ibuprofen wasn’t effective enough. Sweat and tears dripped down his face and he buried his face in the pillow, struggling to hold in his cries.

“Hey - Jacky.” Alex wrapped an arm around John’s waist, pressing a kiss to his neck. “Drink some of this.” He pressed a water bottle into his hands.

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Bad Bob drops his gloves and takes on the press Part 2: Enter, George & Alicia

Well that first part certainly got more attention than I expected! I mean, I’m delighted, but wow!

So here we have the aftermath of Bob’s big interview. Buckle up, everyone, we’re heading to twitter!

(this somehow turned out longer than part 1)

  • The other Falconers are some of the first to respond. Jack is the baby of the team, even if he isn’t technically the youngest. They Adore Him.
  • Guy: “It’s amazing that the press thinks this is acceptable to do to a kid.”
  • Marty: “Bob’s story is haunting. if it were my kid, I’d be angry, too. Jack is a great player and a great person. He doesn’t deserve that treatment”
  • Tater: “my heart breaks for Zimbonni and his family. Jack is good friend and his Bitty Baker is as well.”
  • (this is actually the most pleasant of all his tweets. the rest were mostly him cussing out the press in both English and Russian)
  • (he gets really creative with the character limit, let me tell you)
  • (there may be a few “fuck you” poems in there. gotta love Tater)

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Auston Matthews- New Leaf- Chapter Ten

I was in Jack and Sam’s kitchen cooking with Erin and Amanda. the guys and I just got back from the jail. Sam reminded me that I have to call Auston but I was thinking about waiting till tomorrow. I am not scared to talk to him but I just need everything to sink in and wrap my head around what happen with Max. I told the guard at the front that I don’t want to receive anything from Max. She said that she will put me on a list not to send stuff to, I hoping that will work if not I might move.

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anonymous asked:

i love your blog and we share pretty much all of the same fandoms, so i was wondering if you had any fic recs? for skam, the raven cycle, all for the game, black sails, the 100, shades of magic, harry potter, percy jackson, captive prince and shadowhunters, thank you.

oh my god, thank you??? you’re so lovely and polite, anon. i have TONS of fic recs for all of the above (except shades of magic and shadowhunters…i have one for both) so i like, apologise for the amount of fics you’re going to receive. you could check out my fic rec tag instead…there’s a lot in this list. i’m incapable of choosing between things, but i tried to narrow it down? i’m sure there are plenty of more amazing fics, but these are my absolute favourites. (IT’S A LOT.)

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Tagged By: @thatweirdwinchester​  Thank you my sweet~ Sorry I am late! <3 

RULES: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people. 

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Minute Maid Berry Punch
2. Phone call: Father
3. Text message: :) go sleep~
4. Song you listened to: TK “Signal”
5. Time you cried: Last month…
6. Dated someone twice: Yes. not by choice~
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Sadly.
8. Been cheated on: For 2 years while with my first boyfriend :) 
9. Lost someone special: Yes..
10. Been depressed: I eat, sleep, and breath moderate depression.
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I can’t…puke… I also do not drink. 

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12-14. Black, Blue, Gray

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:


15. Made new friends: Yeah, something like that.
16. Fallen out of love: Can’t fall out of something you were never in :)
17. Laughed until you cried: Been years; don’t remember what it was~
18. Found out someone was talking about you: All of the time.
19. Met someone who changed you: Yes…
20. Found out who your friends are: Of-course. You should know that at 24.
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Sadly…

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 90 percent of them .___.

23. Do you have any pets: Ha…no. I have allergies & one income :P

24. Do you want to change your name: I guess? My parents don’t even use my 1st name. They call me by my middle name. WTF was the point?
25. What did you do for your last birthday: Cry, because I hate my life :)
26. What time did you wake up: I think 1PM or something near there~
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing a MMORPG
28. Name something you can’t wait for: The Lord to answer my prayers ^^
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 2 days ago~
31. What are you listening to right now: ROOKiEZ is PUNK’D ”Complication”
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Lmao no.
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: I have a tension headache and an ear-ache. Both are annoying the hell out of me.
34. Most visited website: Soundcloud. Music is everything.
35-37.  Someone was high, huh?
38. Hair colour: Dark Brown. Dyed Blonde at the end.
39. Long or short hair: Short, like the rest of me~
40. Do you have a crush on someone: My cousin’s neighbor. He’s a cutie…
41. What do you like about yourself: Off the top, nothing…and I am not joking.
42. Piercings: One on each ear. The basic ass ones you get as a baby.
43. Blood type: As much as I go to see Doctors, I have no idea…
44. Nickname: Elle, Panda, Mushroom, Lay-Lay, & La-Chan, 
45. Relationship status: Sadly Single ^^
46. Zodiac: Virgo

47. Pronous: She. Her.
48. Favourite tv show: Game of Thrones/The Walking Dead/Attack on Titan
49. Tattoos: None.
50. Right or left handed: Righty :)
51. Surgery: One.
52. Piercing: I hate needles.

53. Sport: Oh no baby…
55. Vacation: Japan, I guess.

MORE GENERAL

57. Eating: Reese’s
58. Drinking: Nothing now.
59. I’m about to: Play Avabel or watch The Mist
61. Waiting for: A miracle…
62. Want: A part-time boyfriend. I seem to require affection lately…
63. Get married: I doubt it….
64. Career: I’d love to help people, on the mental/emotional levels. Counselor or Artist.

WHICH IS BETTER
65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs definitely.
66. Lips or eyes: Depends…
67. Shorter or taller: Taller, even though since I am short…never an issue. 
68. Older or younger: Preferably older.
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms?

72. Hook up or relationship: One nothing. Long term please~
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Mix it for me :)

HAVE YOU EVER:


74. Kissed a stranger: Nah~
75. Drank hard liquor: This one doesn’t drink.
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Glasses, yes.
77. Turned someone down: Quite often actually.
78. Sex on the first date: How about sex never? Haha no. 
79. Broken someone’s heart: Surely I have.
80. Had your heart broken: Yes I have. Once.
81. Been arrested: No. I am a law abiding citizen :D
82. Cried when someone died: Yes.
83. Fallen for a friend: Yes. It was mutual. Also, same guy that broke my heart.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:


84. Yourself:  Depends…
85. Miracles: Seen it happen…

86. Love at first sight: Yes. Hope that happens to me one day.
87. Santa Claus: So, if a large, round, male comes down my chimney, while I’m sleeping…let me tell you what we aren’t going to do. We aren’t going to eat cookies and drink milk together….
88. Kiss on the first date: Nah bro~ I don’t know you like that. Keep your lips to yourself. 
89. Angels: Yes I do. Would you like me to tell you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? ^^

OTHER:


90. Current best friend’s name: Renita & Moriah
91. Eye Colour: Milk Chocolate Brown~ Yum.

92. Favourite Movie: A Walk To Remember

People I wanna see doing this: (FEEL FREE TO NOT) @ken-you-not-leo @leo-ate-my-food @yung-cutiepiee @notanartistjustawhore @saymoan @thefucknuggethasarrived @pandascanwritetoo @peachikook @aarielives @hansolled @birealist @wastetimewatchinganime @blackwhitelotus @isuke–inukai @moonlit-soliloquy @afroenby

Harsh (Request)

Can you do a fight one? - giveyourheartabreak-xx

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When you went through your “honeymoon” phase with Harry, people told you to prepare yourself for what they called, “The Big One”. Meaning, sooner or later, the two of you were going to have your first fight and it was going to be devastating. You were kind of surprised that it took as long as it did, but with Harry’s schedule and being away off and on, you didn’t have the same lifestyle as other new couples who saw each other every single day.

Your “Big One” happened about five months in. Harry had been away for almost a month and you were anxiously awaiting his return. You had everything planned out for when he got back. He was going to come through your door and you would be waiting for him with a homemade dinner (his favorite meal), a special dessert and a new set of lingerie - which you had planned on wearing throughout dinner as well.

A few hours before he was scheduled to arrive, you got a text from him.


How’s my girl?

Excited to see you soon! Are you almost here?

Oh, shit. Babe, I must have forgotten to tell you; I’m staying another couple nights here. Something came up and Jeff wants me to hang around.


You had to read the text several times before you actually understood the words. You felt your heart instantly drop to your knees. How could he just forget to tell you that?


Another couple of nights? What does he want you to do?

Just meetings with people, like execs and stuff. Boring business things, but I guess they’re pretty important.

Oh.

Baby, I’m sorry. I meant to tell you, but I’ve just been busy.

No, it’s fine. I know this stuff is important for you to do right now. I just miss you is all.

I know. I miss you too. But it’s just another couple days and then I’ll be home.

Okay. I’ll see you then.


You let out a long sigh and tossed your phone on the couch. You were thankful that you at least hadn’t already put on the lingerie or started cooking the dinner. You opted that night for takeout pizza instead and ended the evening with a bowl of ice cream.

It wasn’t that you were angry at him for staying. You knew that these next few months were going to be crucial for his career and you were honestly really excited for it. It was just that you wished he had told you sooner. It still would have been difficult, but it wouldn’t have just been sprung on your so quickly.

The next morning was what really set off the chain of events that led to “The Big One”. You woke up and spent some time on your laptop while you ate breakfast. Your Twitter feed seemed especially crowded today and it didn’t take you very long to figure out why. Plastered everywhere was picture after picture of your boyfriend out and about in Los Angeles with [Model name] - an ex-girlfriend of his that you weren’t particularly fond of. The date on the pictures claimed that they were taken last night and as you scrolled through them you felt your blood boiling. So much for his business meetings.

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Dan and Phil's boyfriend tag drunk video fanfic

dan and phil got a little drunk. they originally got out some Ribena, which is completely unharmful, until dan spotted vodka on the kitchen counter, which they only keep for parties. its almost gone, with a half a bottle left, so dan thought of an idea.
“phil, lets get drunk.” phil looked at dan confused; dan never really likes drinking as much as he used to, hes grown, the satisfaction of being drunk doesnt really thrill as much, and its the same with phil.
“why?” asked phil, sipping his Ribena.
“because why not! we have no meeting tomorrow, we are bored out of our minds, and itll be fun! we’ll even be safe, we can control each other well.” phil thought about it. he never really likes hangovers, who does? he gets them bad, and he knows dan gets them worse, but dan was right, they were extremely bored and had no meetings tomorrow. phil shrugged, and replied with a sure, causing dan to jump up with joy.
dan grabbed the bottle and went to phils room, closing the door, and sitting on his bed. he opens to bottle and pours a lot in his drink, doing the same to phil. there is now many 4 shots full left of the drink and dan was happy he rationed out well.
“wanna do a toast?” asked phil.
“with our vodka filled ribena?” chuckled dan. phil nodded, giggling a little.
“why not?” phil responded, and dan nodded agreeing. they lifted their glass cups up and they look at each other. “to us!”
dan laughed at the cliché, but echoed phil, and a clink noise was heard when the touched glasses. dan downed about half of his drink in that one sip, phil only taking a baby sip.
phil made a face, hating the taste of vodka. dan hid his disgust, looking at phil.
“now we wait.” dan took another sip, already feeling slightly dizzy.
*:・゚✧
dan was fully drunk. he was giggling, putting his head on phil, slurring his words, all of it.
phil was only tipsy. he didnt drink much yet, only about half of his drink. dan, of course, drank all of it, even the rest in the bottle!
“phil!” dan slurred out, and phil glanced over slowly, so he doesnt get dizzy, and raised his eyebrow. “we should do a boyfriend tag.”
phil thought about this. is he that drunk that he doesnt really care if they do one or not? yes. he doesnt really care, its not like itll be posted. phil knows better than that.
“sure.” phil got up to get his camera from the other side of the room, and dan plopped on the bed laughing at who knows what.
it took phil about 2 minutes to set up everything for filming, and an extra 5 minutes to find good goddamn questions.
he finally found some question, a total of twenty. he can barely read them because of his blurry vision, and since he didnt have neither his contacts or glasses on. so he grabbed his glasses from the bed side and put them on to see if itll help. nope. he took another sip of his drink and locked his phone. he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it. he gets up and turns on the camera, praying to god its in focus.
“dan, its on, we are filming.” once those words left phils mouth, dan shot up from phils bed and looked at phil.
“okay, okay, okay, okay,” he kept repeating that until he finally was next to phil on the bed facing the camera. phil giggled at dan, dan looking at him with his red cheeks.
“okay, ready, babe?” asked phil, seeing double of dan. dan nodded, and smiled at phil and then at the camera.
“okay,” phil breathed in and then ‘took in his persona’.
“hey guys!” he said cheerfully, but all it did is make him dizzy. dan was like, on top of phil, so hes grateful that he was, or phil wouldve fallen over.
“im here with dan.” phil pointed at him, and dan waved, his white oversized cat shirt being exposed, and you could even see his naked legs, since hes wearing shorts. “we are doing the boyfriend tag.” phil said slowly, and dan nodded jumping up and down on the bed.
“phil is my boyfriend! boyfriend phil! philip lester, boyfriend!” he yelled, making phil giggle.
“okay, want ask the questions, or do u want me go ask them?” asked phil to dan.
“ask me the questions! then we will do it back!” dan suggested, and phil nodded encouragingly.
“okay, first question.” phil unlocked his phone and read it very carefully.
“when is my birthday?” he asked. “bonus points for the zodiac sign!”
“january 30th, that makes you a……” he strung out the ‘a’ to think. “an Aquarius! aquarium.” he laughed, and phil chuckled.
“correct baby.” he leaned in to kiss dan, and dan kissed him, tasting of vodka and ribena.
“okay, now,” phil was going to go to the next question, but dan protested.
“now do mine! do mine!” dan pouted, crossing his arms.
“june 11th! youre a gemini.” phil stuttered out, making dan laugh.
“lucky guess.” he muttered jokingly.
“next question,” phil scrolled down the page. “where did i grow up?”
“im too drunk for this phil!!” he moaned out. “the north! thats all youre getting.”
“well, youre not wrong.” said phil. “ill give you the point.”
“what about me?” asked dan.
“the south.”
“ugh! exact place!”
“not fair, you didnt do that for me!”
“ugh, whatever.” dan pouted again.
“wipe that pout off your face princess.” phil whispered, grabbing dans chin.
“im just kidding philly!” dan kissed phil, getting him off guard.
“okay, next,” phil asked. “whats my middle name?”
“michael! these are too easy! i want harder ones. test me!” dan groaned out, and phil rolled his eyes.
“okay, okay,” phil said. he scrolled down to another website, which had different questions. “how about this: where was our first date?”
“EASY!” he yelled, throwing his hands up. “well, kinda,” he muttered. “its hard!”
“well, tell me.” phil said suggestively, leaning closer to dan.
“we first met of course at the train station,” he muttered out. “and then we went straight to your house, and, did things. does that count as a first date?” this took him way too long to say, as he was stuttering madly.
“yes, it does. great job, cutie.” phil said happily and leaned in for a kiss.
“okay, let me ask the question!” phil started to give him the phone, but dan refused, saying he wants go make one up.
“whats the first thing you notice about me?” he asked a bashful.
“your smile.” phil said simply. no explanation was needed to make dan feel all warm inside. dan covered his face and leaned on phils shoulder, grinning like mad.
once he got up, he looked at phil, seeing his wonderful, eyes.
“you know what mine is.” he muttered, almost inaudible. it was phils turn to blush. they lean in and kiss once again, but longer than before.
when they pulled apart, dan was seeing actual stars, and couldnt even understand what was happening, completely forgot about the video.
“oh my god, i love you so much.” he said in a shush tone, with phils hand on his cheek. they were only a few inches away from each other, and phil loved it. phil was exploding every inch of dans face, and so was dan. every moment phil made, it made him more dizzy and more dazed, but he didnt care.
within a few moments, they both locked eyes, and somehow, both remembered they were recording.
“uh, one more question,” phil stuttered out, as dan looked around for his almost empty drink. “okay, last question. what is my favorite color?”
“easy, blue.” dan said, as he drank his final sips of his drink before crushed it and threw it.
“hey!” phil protested, looking over at the cup.
“ill pick it ip later, babe.” dan slurred out almost incoherently. “whats mine?”
“easy, pink.” phil mocked. dan smiled softly, putting his arms around phils neck, phil put this hands on dans waist.
“what kind of pink?” he muttered, with his sloppy grin on his face, his curly hair perfect in tack still. (which surprised phil)
“pastel.” dan groaned jokingly, letting his head drop down onto phils shoulders.
“oh my god, i tried to trick you!” dan yelled.
“well, you didnt. 8 years of friendship pays off.” phil joked. dan put his head on phils shoulder, his head facing the camera.
“can we finish? i wanna cuddle with you watch disney movies.” phil chuckled and nodded.
“we’ll finish, lets do the outro.” phil tapped dan, so he can get up from his shoulder, but dan didnt move a muscle, indicating hes not moving.
“okay, well, goodbye everyone, please like a subscribe to me and dans channel, and our gaming channel! love you!” he waved and awkwardly looked at dan.
“i need to turn off that camera baby.” dan groaned and got up from phils shoulder. phil got up and turned off the camera, sitting right on his bed again next to dan.
“can we just cuddle?” phil can tell dan was getting tired, and getting all drained. he gets like this when hes drunk, but also after recording videos.
“of course, princess.” phil laid down, then wrapping his arms around dan who is not next to them. they peacefully fall asleep, with the lights on and phils snoring.
*:・゚✧
it was the morning, and phil is posting his premade video on lessamazingphil, just a quick vlog from florida. its taking surprisingly long to process, since its only 2 minutes, but phil didnt question it. its almost done, so phil went to go see dan, who has the worst hangover ever.
“how are you baby?” asked phil, laying next to dan.
“better, how bad was it?” he asked, and phil laughed.
“you were fine, not as bad as a few months ago, but you were not any better.” dan groaned, and at that moment his phone dinged. he unlocked his phone to see the notification, YouTube popping up, and it was phils new video.
“uh, phil.” dan said.
“yes?” phil hummed.
“you posted the wrong video.”
“what?” phil yelled a little too loudly for dan, as he backed away and gave phil his phone in just one beat.
“i uploaded our drunk boyfriend tag.” dans eyes widen.
“we filmed a video? no way, i dont remember this. did we kiss?”
“i was drunk too!”
“well, i would keep it up.”
“why?”
“we already made this mistake once, lets just let them have what they want.”

Originally posted by ratinof