and you ruined my life with this otp

Modern Fangirling Dictionary

1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.

2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.

3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.

4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.

5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.

6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.

7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.


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you know when you remember that old otp of yours and you suddenly get a bunch of feels and it ruins your life?
well it’s kinda one of those days so take this as i go cry under my bed for two hours

Angsty OTP Prompts:
  • "Sorry I ruined your life. Maybe you shouldn't have married me."
  • "If I would've known he was going to die, you think I would've done it?"
  • "It's nothing against you...I just have to leave."
  • "I know you love me, but I'm sick of lying when I say it back."
  • "That's the problem. I love you so much, I'd be willing to die for you."
  • "I'm sorry I made you into who you are today."
  • "People change, and people grow. And I think we just grew apart."
  • "When I look at you, I see my world and that scares the sh*t out of me."
  • "I don't think I can spend another night in the same bed as the man/woman who ruined my life"
  • "I always told her to quit second guessing herself...and she never listened"
  • "I'd rather die than live in a world like this."
  • "Tell me what they did to you, please."
  • "Sorry just isn't going to work this time."
  • "Her parents always hated me, I guess they were right."
  • "The one you love most isn't always the one you spend your life with...and that sucks."
  • "I'll go home, but it's not home unless you're there..."
Haikyuu on a field trip... idek
  • Sugamama: WHERE'S YAMAGUCHI?!
  • Everyone: *searches*
  • Tanaka: *nudges Tsukishima*
  • Tsukishima: *sigh* i'm so worthless
  • Yamaguchi: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYING? DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING SLAP YOU???
  • Sugamama: oh there he is
  • Person A: You're like a drug for me.
  • Person B: are you that addicted to me? ;)
  • Person A: No you ruin my life.
I still cannot get over the fact:
  • Lucifer admitted to Chloe that her dying is his greatest fear
  • it would be hell for him to have to live life without her
  • because he would not be able to see her 
  • because he cannot go to the Silver city
  • Lucifer not being able to shut up about Chloe to Candy
  • Lucifer coming back to LA because he missed work my ass Chloe
  • Lucifer wanting to die because Chloe didn’t want to work with him anymore

Originally posted by yesiamarebelliousflower

Baby!Coco things:
  • Hector 110% cried when Imelda told him she was pregnant
  • (or then fainted maybe, idk which scenario I like better but both are pretty plausible)
  • ALSO imelda being super nervous to tell him because they’re newlyweds or maybe aren’t even married yet and when he reacts in such a positive way she’s filled with so much love and happiness questions why she ever doubted him
  • Hector proceeds to run around town excitedly screaming about how he’s going to be a dad
  • Un Poco Loco comes from Imelda’s pregnancy brain (because she’s so fiery by herself, imagine her with the emotional hormones of two people)
  • When Imelda starts to go into labor she and hector keep fighting about contraction times (a la Jim and Pam in the Office episodes “The Delivery pt 1 &2”)
  • Hector being frazzled and literally so stressed that something might go wrong during the delivery that Ernesto has to calm him down multiple times and at one point having to physically drag him from the room because you’re not helping, the midwives know what they’re doing she’ll be fine
  • (Because modern medicine wasn’t a thing) imelda’s family kept predicting that their child would be a boy because of the way her hips were shaped and her belly size, but Imelda always kind of knew in the back of her head the baby was a girl, and when Coco is born she feels comforted she knew the whole time
  • But she’s a little worried Hector might have gotten his hopes up for a boy but he’s like wE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL, WHO CARES ???!1!! SHE’S BEAUTIFUL, THANK GOD SHE DIDN’T GET MY NOSE and Imelda just fondly rolls her eyes
  • Hector being afraid of holding her at first and he’s very jumpy and it takes a lot of coaxing from Imelda to get him to be steady enough to hold the baby without accidentally vaulting her somewhere
  • Uncle Ernesto
  • Both hector and Imelda being equally attentive and loving parents to their precious baby girl
  • Neither of them wasting any time introducing music into her life (ie: Hector carting her around the courtyard on his hip when other musicians are playing, Imelda singing Coco to sleep every night, both harmonizing together and dancing with her in the living room to get her to smile)
  • Baby Coco tugging on hector’s goatee
  • The first time Coco walks Hector is playing in the plaza and Imelda is there to support him and she’s sitting with Coco on the ground and they’re both listening but then coco pushes herself up and toddles over to her papa and hector loses his goddamn mind
  • Hector trying to get Coco’s first word to be dimple, ernesto trying for it to be chorizo, Imelda being so done with both of them because babies can’t pronounce syllables no matter how close you stick your faces to hers you idiotas

Ok hear me out. You know how, at the end of AUJ, Thorin was super upset Bilbo put himself in danger to save him, and yelled at him before the Hug?
So, imagine, Thorin kills Azog and collapses on the ground exhausted, looks up and there is Bilbo, who just saw him almost die but he was too far to help. Bilbo stomps towards him, arms flailing, yelling about how stupid was thathow could you storm off among the orcs single handedly, how can you be so reckless you utter idiot and Thorin just looks at him, completely bemused, until the hobbit throws his arms around him and crushes him to his chest, basically mirroring what he did on the Carrock.

Modern AUs I Want to Happen
  • I need new glasses and you’re the optometrist running my vision tests, but your good looks are really freaking distracting
  • You’re allergic to cats but my cat really likes you my bad
  • I adopted a kid and you help me take care of them all the time since we’re neighbors, but you came over and got so involved in the kid’s life so much they think that we’re both their parents instead of just me
  • I got caught in the rain without an umbrella and an attractive stranger is sharing theirs with me
  • We’re playing Monopoly in the local library and the game just got serious, I think the librarians are about to kick us out
  • I have a crush on my younger sibling’s tutor, but I don’t know how to work myself into the scene without making everything incredibly awkward for me
  • You caught me having a Barbie movie marathon and now I’m trying to keep you from telling anyone about this!
  • My pet ran away, I got fired from my job, it started raining out of nowhere and I fell in the mud, and you’re just a random stranger at my bus stop but I really need someone to talk to
  • Alternatively, I’ve always wanted to tell a stranger my life story and I’m choosing you
  • It’s Spirit Week at school and I’m determined to out spirit you for once
  • We got put in the same group for the senior trip
  • This is a big ass mall and I just got lost, please help me
  • My rival and I are determined for us and our respective partners to be the ultimate power couple, but you and the other person in our rival couple really don’t care
  • You keep coming in to get your laptop fixed but I’m pretty sure your breaking it on purpose but you’re cute so I’ll let it slide
  • You’re my apathetic (onesided) rival at work and this month I’m determined to get Employee of the Month, which you always get without even trying
  • I met you at a convention and you’re cosplaying Person B to my OTP and I’m cosplaying Person A
  • We’re internet friends and we’re meeting up in real life today and I’m super paranoid because what if you’re a deranged killer and– omg you’re perfect
  • You got me addicted to playing Love Live and I’m ruining my life
  • I’m an artist who was at shit creek until I met you, so please be my muse, no, I’m not asking you out
  • I just showed you all the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life videos and I think I just scarred you for life
  • I just crashed this wedding and one of the guests just asked me to dance and I’m pretty sure that they know I’m not a guest from either the bride or groom(brides, grooms) fml
  • Dude check it out this pair of jeans fits us! Shut up, they aren’t sweatpants they’re jeans
  • I’m donating blood today and I’m afraid of needles
  • We’ve been hooking up for the past few weeks and holy shit it turned out you’re my fifth grader’s teacher oh god this embarrassing!
  • Pack up man; we’re going on a road trip
  • Let’s get tattoos together
  • Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but can you go on the bungee jumping thing with me? Cuz I’m too scared to go by myself
  • I’ve never had a proper conversation with you, but I always see you at this cafe folding paper cranes and I you’re really peaking my interest
  • I’m forcing you to watch my favorite show and you’re more into it than I am now
  • We’re having our first argument as a married couple: do we explore this island, or do we stay in bed all day
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Ultimate Get to Know Me ≡ [3/∞] OTP(s) → Bellamy & Clarke
↳ People follow you. You inspire them because of [your heart], but the only way to make sure we survive is if you use [your head], too. I got you for that.