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Ultimate anticlimax

Same party as “a fine Crowmance” The party is fighting a Lemure in the forest outside of the first town that was summoned by cultists they haven’t seen yet. It is Selena’s, the ranger, turn.

DM: Roll to hit

Selena: *rolls nat20*

DM: Wow, roll to confirm

Selena *nat20 again*

DM: Holy smokes. Nice. Roll for damage.

Lemure has about 2 hp left, but DR 5 against weapons that aren’t good aligned or silver

Selena (OOC): Come on dice, don’t fail me… *rolls 1, making it 2 damage for critical hit*

DM: *after a moment of silence* You definitely make contact, it’s a solid hit right in it’s mouth, but the wound closes and the arrow falls into the lemure’s gaping maw.

Ultrik (half orc barbarian): Come on Selena!

Party goes nuts for about 3 minutes.

Co-DM: That’s a shame. I really wanted that to work. It would’ve been epic.

It took the party another 15 minutes to finally kill the lemure. The barbarian (who lost his character sheet) forgot about his rage powers and kept missing with his new greatsword.

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@eriecanary: I literally just found your comic and binge read all of it and? It’s so freaking cute? I love it and your art style so much I made a quick compilation of some of my favorite panels :D I either chose them for their cuteness or the amazingly hilarious faces. Like I swear Flowey makes some of the absolute best face ever. AAAAAA also your Underfell Pap is my favorite take on him ever!

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Oh my! A new reader! Welcome, deary <3 Glad you like the comic! 

I can see many beautiful panels there <3 Wow, you sure took some effort on this, didn’t you? I’m flattered <3 I hope you’re not too sensitive and like what’s going to come! Thanks for sending!

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If I could create some sort of magic thing, what would it be?

Random emo rant about H&L: why so many people don’t appreciate this program? Seimei was great, I loved it, I still love it, but there’s so much of Yuzuru in H&L. I’ll repeat it for the whole off-season if necessary, but imo, the best thing about H&L is that it’s a different program every time we saw it. He did not get into character for it, he brought out a different side of him every time he skated it. Whether it was delicate or determined, it was always him. 

This has been a Hope and Legacy appreciation post, by yours truly. (I could say the same for Chiddy’s LP tbh -.-)

anonymous asked:

OBJECTION! A skeleton cannot use their skull to suck up the smoke!

Are you trying to say that magical skeletons follow the human biology rules?? I say, that magic cigs and magic skeletons work in their on way!!

Originally posted by adustyspectacle

why writing takes forever
  • writer: *stops mid-sentence* damn what's the word I want?
  • writer: *spends 25 minutes on google trying to figure out the right vocab word*
  • writer: *gets a paragraph done*
  • writer: *starts another sentence, stops* what is that really specific fact I need?
  • writer: *spends an hour trying to figure out this obscure thing that probably doesn't actually matter*
  • writer: Wait what's that thing called again?
  • writer: *has no idea how to search for what I need*
  • writer: *ends up digging through blogs and other archived websites for details*
  • writer: *needs to reference source material for fact checking*
  • writer: *has to eat and sleep at some point*
  • writer: should it be "she regards him with disdain" or "she glares at him with disdain" ??? (hint: it doesnt matter but gunna go back and forth over it for an hour)
  • writer: *gets distracted by the internet in general*
  • writer: HOW IS THIS ONLY 800 WORDS???????
  • writer: fuck proofreading
  • writer: okay fine i'll proofread.
  • writer: holy shit this is awful.
  • writer: *reworks entire sections*
  • writer: *doesn't think I'm good enough as a writer and stops for a few days*
  • writer: repeat process as needed.