and you know i wouldn't lie to you

  • Yoongi: *Staring into Jungkooks eyes*
  • Jungkook: *Lifts an eyebrow* Trying to read me are you?
  • Yoongi: I know your tells.
  • Jungkook: Ha! Try me! I have the best poker face this side of Asia.
  • Yoongi: *Narrows eyes* You can't lie to me Jeon Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: Do your worst.
  • Yoongi: Do you have an 8?
  • Jungkook: Go fish!
  • Yoongi: Dammit!
  • Jimin: Guys the point of Go Fish was so that you /wouldn't/ get so intense.
  • ♈ Aries: Feeling used
  • But I'm Still missing you
  • ♉Taurus: And I can't
  • See the end of this
  • Just wanna feel your kiss
  • Against my lips
  • ♊Gemini: And now all this time
  • Is passing by
  • But I still can't seem to tell you why
  • It hurts me every time
  • I see you
  • Realize how much I need you
  • ♋Cancer: I hate you, I love you,
  • Don't want to but
  • I can't put nobody else above you
  • ♌ Leo: You want her, you need her
  • And I'll never be her
  • ♍ Virgo: I miss you when I can't sleep
  • Or right after coffee
  • Or right when I can't eat
  • ♎Libra: I miss you in my front seat
  • Still got sand in my sweaters
  • From nights we don't remember
  • ♏Scorpio: Do you miss me like I miss you?
  • Fucked around and got attached to you
  • Friends can break your heart too,
  • And I'm always tired but never of you
  • ♐Saggitarius: If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit
  • I put this reel out, but you wouldn't bite that shit
  • I type a text but then I never mind that shit
  • I got these feelings but you never mind that shit
  • ♑Capricorn: Oh oh, keep it on the low
  • You're still in love with me but your friends don't know
  • If you wanted me you would just say so
  • And if I were you, I would never let me go
  • ♒Aquarius: I don't mean no harm
  • I just miss you on my arm
  • Wedding bells were just alarms
  • Caution tape around my heart
  • ♓Pisces: You ever wonder what we could have been?
  • You said you wouldn't and you fucking did
  • Lie to me, lie with me, get your fucking fix
  • Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed
Wynonna finds out about WayHaught: Internal Monologue
  • Wynonna: Wait
  • Wynonna: Wait one second
  • Wynonna: Waverly and Nicole are...
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: DATING?!?!?!?!
  • Wynonna: SINCE WHEN?!?!?!
  • Wynonna: Wait...
  • Wynonna: Is that what Waverly meant by the 'chicks' thing?
  • Wynonna: Is that why I always hear moaning when they have sleepovers now?
  • Wynonna: Shit, what do I say now, though?
  • Wynonna: Do I congratulate Nicole on the sex?
  • Wynonna: Do I give her the 'I'll-kick-your-ass-if-you-ever-hurt-her' talk?
  • Wynonna: Nah, Nicole wouldn't hurt her.
  • Wynonna: Wow, they are disgustingly cute.
  • Wynonna: Get a room, you two!
  • Wynonna: Wait, no! Don't get a room!
  • Wynonna: We have to go!
  • Wynonna: You can do...that...later.
  • Wynonna: Damn, I cannot wait to tell Dolls.
  • Wynonna: Wait...
  • Wynonna: DID DOLLS KNOW?!?!
  • Wynonna: That son of a bitch
  • Wynonna: I'm not kissing him ANYMORE
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: Okay, that's a lie
  • Wynonna: I'll still kiss him...
  • Wynonna: But I won't enjoy it.
  • Wynonna:
  • Wynonna: Okay, that's another lie.

Crocodile trying to kill Luffy at Alabasta vs. Crocodile saving Luffy at Marineford

i love how Crocodile’s relationship with Luffy changes so much between Alabasta & Marineford. Crocodile’s plans were all ruined by Luffy, but Croc tries so hard to save Luffy during the war (and even saves Ace!). Crocodile has a lot of sides to him, and I do believe that he likes and respects Luffy on some level.


anonymous asked:

Hi! I love you and your blog so much!!! The fics you share even the sad ones bring me joy! I literally wouldn't be able to survive the hiatus without you! What are you fave enemies to lovers fics?

@shady-swan-jones​: your favourites enemies to lovers fics please?



Misc AU

+ tag!

zodiac horror story (part 2)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1:
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • - previously on ''zodiac horror story''
  • ''virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.''
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.''
  • - this time on ''zodiac horror story''
  • *
  • the signs are all traumatized by what just happened. did pisces die? is she still alive? who knows. the signs are sitting in taurus' tent, waiting for the perfect moment to come out.
  • taurus: well, aries, because i wanted to have a tent all for myself because i don't want to sleep with any of you in one tent. and it was really small and cute, i just had to buy it. couldn't resist.
  • cancer: then why are we in this tent and not in yours, aries? you have the biggest tent out of all of us.
  • aries: the tent is only meant for sagittarius and me.
  • scorpio: then don't fucking complain about being in the smallest tent. you are the one who doesn't want to share your big ass tent, so it's your fault that we are here, in this tent.
  • virgo: y'all know that we could easily move to my tent? my tent is the second biggest.
  • leo: what if the killer is outside?
  • aquarius: who the fuck said that there was a killer?
  • capricorn: she could've easily fell.
  • gemini: true, but can you also explain how she's gone all of the sudden and why she screamed so loudly?
  • aquarius: aliens.
  • sagittarius: guys, don't worry. she'll probably be back soon. gemini left too and here she is.
  • gemini: hehe.
  • libra: is pisces gone?
  • scorpio: *hits libra with a flashlight*
  • capricorn: so.. are we going to move from tent or what?
  • aquarius: i just want to sleep, man.
  • taurus: saaMEEEE.
  • cancer: should we just go outside and check if anything's outside?
  • virgo: yes.
  • leo: who's going first?
  • sagittarius: i will go first, i don't care 'bout shit.
  • sagittarius slowly peeks his head out. he crawls out of the tent.
  • sagittarius: no one's here! you all can come out!
  • everyone crawls out of the tent.
  • aquarius: hmm.. what time is it?
  • cancer: *grabs phone out of pocket* ehh.. 3:34 AM.
  • aquarius: OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLEEP.
  • scorpio: well, we aren't going to sleep until we find pisces. let's split up.
  • aries: what?! are you out of your fucking mind?!
  • virgo: why can't we just stick together..?
  • scorpio: if we split up, we have the chance to find pisces faster.
  • gemini: not if she's dead lol.
  • scorpio: she's not. she can't be.
  • capricorn: she can..
  • cancer: WE DON'T CARE. we're going to find her, whether she's alive or not. we can't just leave a friend behind.
  • sagittarius: well, she basically left us behind.
  • aquarius: can i just stay here and sleep?
  • taurus: yeah, can i stay here too?
  • scorpio: no.
  • cancer: wait, what if taurus and aquarius stay here and watch our stuff, and we are going to find pisces.
  • capricorn: good idea.
  • leo: can we just go already?
  • virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.
  • virgo: ugh, fine.
  • cancer: great, let's go.
  • scorpio: and be careful y'all.
  • libra: yay, adventure!
  • all the groups are out in the woods, looking for pisces, not knowing where they are, or where to go. let's see how capricorn and virgo are doing out in the woods.
  • virgo: it's sooooo cold.
  • capricorn: i know.
  • virgo: why does this happen to us?! why, oh, why?!!!!!?!?!
  • capricorn: calm down! we're just going to walk around, head back and then we're just going to say that we didn't find pisces. end.
  • virgo: what!? i don't want to lie!
  • capricorn: well, too bad! pisces probably just left us because we didn't listen to her.
  • virgo: she wouldn't! she would've told me.
  • capricorn: maybe not.
  • virgo: she's my best friend. why wouldn't she?
  • capricorn: soo.. you're her best friend, still you don't want find her. okay.
  • virgo: what? who said that?
  • capricorn: you did. all you were worrying about is splitting up.
  • virgo: that's just because i'm afraid to go alone in the woods, okay?!
  • capricorn: you didn't even say anything when she went missing or when she screamed or when there was a blood trail on the ground.
  • virgo: i-i.. i don't know.
  • capricorn: of course you don't.
  • capricorn starts walking while virgo stands still, not knowing what to do or say.
  • capricorn: hurry the fuck up.
  • virgo: *sigh*
  • let's see how taurus and aquarius are doing.
  • taurus: i wish i had some pizza right now.
  • aquarius: oh my lord. why did you say that?!
  • aquarius: I'M HUNGRY NOW, THANKS.
  • taurus: i have chips in my bag if you want.
  • aquarius: yes please.
  • taurus walks over to his tent and grabs a bag of chips out of his bag.
  • taurus: *sing hallelujah*
  • aquarius: *sings with taurus*
  • taurus: do you want a drink?
  • aquarius: yes.
  • taurus: coke?
  • aquarius: yes!
  • taurus walks over to his tent again.
  • taurus: aqua, do you know where my mini-fridge thingy is?
  • aquarius: uhh.. no?
  • taurus: uughhhhh. someone probably stole it.
  • aquarius walks over to taurus to help him find it.
  • aquarius: uhhh.. maybe behind your tent?
  • they go behind the tent and they see a light in the distance.
  • taurus: hey, do you see that light too?
  • aquarius: yeah..
  • taurus: should we go to it?
  • aquarius: uhh.. i don't know man..
  • taurus: i'm going.
  • aquarius: w-what?!
  • taurus walks towards the light.
  • aquarius: fucking hell.
  • aquarius follows taurus.
  • taurus: heeyy, it's my mini-fridge and a flashlight!
  • taurus picks up the fridge and flashlight.
  • aquarius: phew.
  • aquarius walks back to the camp.
  • aquarius: *looks behind him* taur-taurus? what are you doing? why are you standing there? come on!
  • taurus falls on the ground with 4 knives in his back and one knife in the back of his head. he's.... dead.
  • aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?
  • *
  • rest in peace taurus.. you will be missed..
  • *
  • stay tuned for part 3, and thanks for reading!

can you guys believe that I can say “I have a boyfriend irl” and you guys wouldn’t be able to know if I’m lying or not. like you can just say “no, you don’t” because you wouldn’t know. I could have a boyfriend right now. I could not have a boyfriend. maybe my boyfriend is sitting next to me right now. or is he. it’s so easy

  • Nora: Ruby, wake up, you're having a night terror.
  • Ruby: Huh...wha? Oh, hey guys.
  • Ren: Are you alright Ruby? You were stirring quite a bit and mumbling in your sleep.
  • Ruby: I-I was dreaming about Cinder killing Pyrrha. I've been having the same nightmare for a while now.
  • Jaune: It's okay Ruby, we all think about it. I've had dreams of Pyrrha too.
  • Ruby: ...We've noticed.
  • Jaune: Umm, what do you mean?
  • *Nora, Ren, and Ruby look awkwardly at each other to avoid staring at Jaune.*
  • Nora: Weeeeelllll, there have been a couple of mornings where we've seen you making out with your pillow.
  • Jaune: What! No, no, I wouldn't do that.
  • *Nora gets out her scroll and shows Jaune the video of him French kissing his pillow.*
  • Ren: We know this must be embarrassing for you so we'll understand if you want to have a moment alone with your pillow.

theaceofwands  asked:

PQ! If we assume that R + L = J, then why didn't Ned tell Cat the truth? I feel like that would've saved Jon and Ned lot of emotional distress. The only reason I could think of for not telling her is that she might spill the beans (which i don't think likely because she loved Ned why would she tell his secrets?) or that it would bias the way she acted towards Jon and so the lie about Ned being his father wouldn't be as convincing, but that's a stretch.

There were probably multiple reasons; beyond the ones you mentioned, I’d add that Ned might’ve promised Lyanna that he’d never tell anyone, and of course that he went through a ton of trauma during this time period and clearly finds it extremely painful to even think about, let alone talk about. Plus, as I think we all know: once you get used to a lie, it gets easier and easier to keep telling it, and harder and harder to stop. 

After KH2
  • Sora: Mom... I'm sorry I didn't come down for dinner.
  • Sora's Mom: Wait. Where is my son-in-law?
  • Sora: Your what...?
  • Sora's Mom: I can't believe you come home after running away two years ago to elope with that Riku boy and don't even bother to invite him over.
  • Sora: ...
  • Sora: *too stunned to respond*
  • Sora's Mom: Did you think I wouldn't approve? You know I don't care about your sexual orientation!
  • Sora's Mom: Sora, it's not nice to lie to your mother. Now sit down and eat this broccoli.

anonymous asked:

where I work we have to have the customer show the receipt to receive their salad buffet thing, I ask one guy to show and he gets kinda pissed, I explain that I just need to confirm the purchase, he says "I get that but you have to know your customer base, I wouldn't steal from you, now if I were a teenager I might"... uhhh, I'm a teenager, this guy has his teens sitting at the table? poor kids I hope he's not assuming they lie and steal shit

  • I hate you. I really do hate you. I believed you, I believed that you were in love with me and I believed that you wouldn't lie to me again, how fucking stupid I was. I've got over you yes, I'm not sad anymore. All I feel towards you is hate because I let you in, I told you things that I'd never told anyone before and you used that to your advantage and hurt me.
  • Being cheated on and lied to is one of the worst things you can do to someone. Because of you, I know when it comes to actually finding someone who cares about me, I'm going to struggle opening up and letting someone in my head again..
Hey team JNPR, if you could have separate rooms, would you? (Asked by anon)
  • <p> <b>Jaune:</b> Personally no. I like staying together as a team. It's good bonding to hang out like that. You know?<p/><b>Nora, poking her fingers together, a slightly drooling smile:</b> Well...heh...a separate room would be nice /sometimes/...<p/><b>Ren, eyes wide with fright:</b> I prefer having witnesses...<p/><b>Nora, wrapping one arm around Ren, speaks jokingly at first but suddenly becomes incredibly serious with a frighteningly dark tone:</b> Oh Ren! Don't be silly~!!! You know Pyrrha is the only challenge here....<p/><b>Pyrrha, awkwardly laughs as her and Jaune take a worried step away from Nora:</b> Ahh...maybe having a separate room wouldn't hurt occasionally...<p/><b>Ren, slowly turning to Jaune and Pyrrha, looking incredibly betrayed, silently mouthing the words:</b> "How could you."<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it ily 😪‼️

Hobi: Y ES this i s my j am

anonymous asked:

What I love about the "You were paid..." , not only the frustration from Cosima but also the underlying trust she already had towards Delphine. She trusted Del that she wouldn't throw her under the bus with all the lashing out. Del could have just easily reported her to DYAD/Leekie and trigger a "Helsinki", but Cos (subconsciously) knew that Delphine wouldn't do that to her. I don't know if I'm making sense.

you absolutely make sense..Cosima’s and Delphine’s relationship is so wonderfully complicated and that’s what magnetic about them…the trust issues were always the biggest factor of their disfuctionality ( it got to the point where Delphine actually asked if Cosima thought that her bullet scar wouldn’t be there-like she actually directed her own death? ouch ouch ouch )

“you were paid to lie to me “ is an honest and truthful accusation even if it hurts..on the other hand though, Cosima chose that path cause -like you say- she knew, so she is also responsible for all this monitor/subject mistrust in their relationship…you can’t doublespy if you aren’t a pro, like did Cosima-an actual cupcake- really thought that she could handle something like that? lol no way

i’m really curious about Delphine’s answer to this…what does she say to Cos that makes her melt?

inspired to Camren - The Sun and The moon by @fellowhuman-being 🌹
  • Lauren laying in the couch with Camila's head on her chest
  • Camila: Are you tired?
  • Lauren: No baby i'm not. Are you?
  • Camila: No baby i mean protecting me? Always the one who speaks in front of everyone? the one that has drama? And everything ...
  • Lauren sits and turns to face Camila
  • Lauren: Baby you know that i'll do anything for our relationship, i'll always protect you no matter what and there aint no kind of situation where I wouldn't cross a line for you.I would get up there and lie for you. For us. So to answer your question I am not tired and I won't be. Remember that Camila, always. I love you.
  • Camila: I love You so much
Erased Starter Sentences
  • "I said that out loud..."
  • "Are you stupid?"
  • "I want to be a superhero."
  • "I want to go to an island that has no people."
  • "Your heroic efforts just couldn't end in tragedy."
  • "Do you believe in Yokai?"
  • "Would you kill someone for my sake?"
  • "Nothing good comes of getting involved with strangers."
  • "You can have curry for days."
  • "Don't make fun of superheroes!"
  • "Doing your best is the key to everything."
  • "Can I abduct you right now?"
  • "Don't do anything that'll get you arrested."
  • "I'm glad I trusted you."
  • "Isn't it hard fighting all on your own?"
  • "Are you trying to sound cool?"
  • "So I threw __'s prized pencil out the window."
  • "And what I get to have is your death at my hands."
  • "You said you wouldn't lie to me."
  • "I wanna be friends!"
  • "You can't kill me."
  • "You can have curry for days."
  • "Don't you...have a weird feeling?"
  • "I'm glad we became friends."
  • "You really are connected to a lot of crimes..."
  • "I want to believe in you."
  • "I'm a superhero."
  • "A hideout a stranger enters in the middle of the night is a bad one."
  • "I'll do whatever I can to help, so don't hold back okay?"
  • "You've become more mature somehow."
  • "The conclusion is still up ahead and nobody knows what it is yet."

anonymous asked:

What If Jieun didn't lie/insult Bum and only said that she was hurt because she didn't get much attention and confessed her love for him (again?). Would Sangwoo treat her differently, even though he gave much effort for his plan? He kind of find her annoying, ignored her texts, and she is not as submissive as Bum, so I'm not sure If it would change his mind. I think he also knows that she wouldn't be in love with his real self. Your perspectives are really helpful, thank you for taking your time

Thank you for reading my KS rambles! They are not too long and elaborate these days but I still hope they would help people to understand my view of the story!

Regarding your question, I think if Sangwoo wasn’t sure about what kind of person Jieun is, he would never carry out the plan in the first place. He first approached her because he was aware of her situation & status: the hot girl on campus who is socially known and loved by everyone. For all we know, he started talking to her because he wants to confirm his take on her personality. And he was right, to Sangwoo, Jieun was a spoiled, shallow girl who was praised so much by others that she actually thought she was better than everyone else and gave herself the right to openly look down on people like Bum. You see, it’s not about her insulting Bum, it’s about her thinking that she could just go and insult others because she deemed them ‘lesser’. Sangwoo knows that and thus, her talking shit about Bum wasn’t a surprise to him. Rather, it was just an extra annoyance and a bonus to his ‘plan’ (to kick start Bum’s murder intent). Hence these lines he told her:

Notice how he says ‘‘disgusting to the end’’. Sangwoo already found Jieun’s personality to be ‘disgusting’ from the start, now she just proved it once again, nothing special. He fully trusted her to insult Bum.

We also have to talk about Sangwoo’s huge ego. Notice how his interaction with other people usually highlights his disdain for them, like how he called the hotel receptionist ‘perverted granny’, or told the husband from the old apple couple: ‘you don’t need to impress your wife, old man.’ Sangwoo is very good at seeing the bad in people and focusing on them as a defining trait of that person. Does he see Jieun as ‘a poor young girl who was too in love and spoiled by receiving too much attention for her own good?’. No, to him she’s just ‘annoying vain bitch who wouldn’t hesitate to put down someone else for her ego’. Like how we see Bum as ‘poor boy who was abused and look down on so much his whole life that he really needs love and help now’. But to Sangwoo, he’s ‘weak homo who is an isolated freak and also too submissive to even fight back his abuser’. In a way, Sangwoo is not too different from Jieun. He thinks he is superior to people and allows himself to judge their worth, and to ‘choose’ his next victims just because in his mind, they failed to be a decent human being.

So with that ego, even if Jieun were to never insult Bum, Sangwoo’s impression of her personality already cemented and he would have treated her the same.

  • Michael: Aunt Shinoa... Can I t-talk... P-please?
  • Shinoa: Of course, Michael! You can talk to me whenever you want.
  • Michael: O-oh well... I hoped... Shinoa wouldn't mind keeping it a secret from Father and Dad. A-and most importantly Nii-san...
  • Shinoa: That... Sounds a bit ominous. You don't want to tell your family?
  • Michael: No...
  • Shinoa: It's... Fine. I won't tell anyone.
  • Michael: ...
  • Michael: Does Shinoa... L-like Father? D-does Shinoa like Y-Yuuichirou?
  • Shinoa: Whaa--?
  • Michael: I know...
  • Shinoa: Michael, how exactly--?
  • Michael: I sense people's f-feelings. And why they feel t-that way. I know what people desire, and when they lie to me. I know what p-people think, and I can't make it s-stop.
  • Shinoa: Michael...
  • Michael: I didn't want t-to tell my family... Especially not Nii-san. Because I love Shinoa. And I know Nii-san will hate Shinoa if he knew she l-likes Father. I don't want Nii-san to hate Shinoa.
  • Michael: *Sobs*
  • Shinoa: *hugs Michael*
  • Shinoa: My feelings are complicated, but don't worry about it. You are all my family. You are very precious to me, Michael. I won't do anything to hurt you, or your family.
  • Michael: Is there s-something wrong with me...? F-for knowing these things?
  • Shinoa: No. Not at all. I've experienced stranger things.
  • Shinoa: *Smiles gently*
  • Michael: P-please don't tell...
  • Shinoa: It's a promise. You tell when you are ready.
  • *hugs*