and you can understand it

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKOTO!

Soulmate color AU with SouMako

(left side is Sousuke’s POV and right side is Makoto’s POV)

Thanks to kastle I’m just laying in bed and staring at my ceiling and thinking about them and their stupid fucking faces and their obvious feelings for each other and their strong and complex personalities and how they just FIT and how they both deserve good things and each other and Frank’s soft soft soft face in the elevator and Karen’s little nervous smile when she said “be careful” and now I want to write 100000 fics and make 100000 sad playlists about them.

It’s 4 am in London.

Right, yeah, I understand.
—  Ravenclaw, who does not understand, but they have a reputation to uphold.

Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, you said you would help me out if I needed something, right?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s up?

Slytherin: The password to my dormitory is something bigoted again, and I was hoping I could stay in your dormitory. Could I have the password?

Ravenclaw: Of course! Just knock on the knocker and answer the Eagle’s question.

Slytherin: Wait, I have to actually think of things to get in?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s the problem?

Slytherin: Fuck it, I’m asking Gryffindor, they can’t possibly be asked to think.

Closet Softie

Or, How Bucky Barnes Nearly Ruined His Tough-Guy Rep

(On AO3)


The trail mix was gone. 

The nice, expensive trail mix, with twelve kinds of nuts and the big sunflower seeds and dried fruits, the kind Tony only rarely left sitting on the common floors for everyone to get at, was gone. 

Clint had been looking forward to that stuff all morning

All the way through a hellish morning “jog” with Steve, all through Nat handing him his ass on the training mats, all through firing the same batch of misweighted arrows over and over so Tony could take scans and fix the design, he’d been thinking, when this is done I get to go upstairs and hang out on the couch and watch Dog Cops and eat the good trail mix, guilt-free. 

And it was gone.

Clint was gonna shoot somebody.

Just as soon as he figured out who’d taken the trail mix.


kingofmemes posted:

yesterday i saw a sad duck in the park who kept getting picked on by the other ducks so today i brought some trail mix and we had a nice lunch together. also i think he might be the duck who pooped on sam last week. if so, he is officially my new best friend. 

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“I had this vague notion that one day I might be editor of ‘Vogue China.’ It was a bizarre ambition, as I didn’t speak a word of Chinese. There were flaws in my plan, admittedly.”

…the book Pidge uses to study in the flashback confuses me a lot. First of all, the two pages are exactly the same:

Second of all, the math is wrong?? ???? 

₀∫ 1cos(x) dx = sin - 2x      ?? ?!??!? NONONONONO

₀∫ 1cos(x) dx = ₀[sin(x)] = sin(2π) - sin(0) = 0 - 0 = 0      yes,,,

And then this thing:

WP = √(sin²(θ))      = (sin²(θ))½ = sin(θ) 

Which. What the fuck. Assuming we’re looking at physics equations here and that W = work and P = power, the formula should look like this: P = W/t. Simple. The angle is throwing me for a loop, if W & P stand for what they usually stand for it doesn’t matter.

As for the sketch at the end, I’m not even sure what it’s supposed to show…

Me @ dreamworks:

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GO EKUBO!!!

S. Coups : I’m sorry.

S. Coups : Chan can’t come to the phone right now.

S. Coups : Why?

S. Coups : Because yall invading his privacy and his dating life and not giving him the respect he deserves and treating it like you own him

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The Witch and the Demon

*slips another au over the counter*

 An AU where teru and mob are partners and novices of an organization that deals with supernatural beings that have gone out of control. but a witch and a demon?? what a peculiar pair.