and you are still a dilf

Dad’s status update:

“Just one more hour and I will finally be on leave, which is great because none of my shirts fit me anymore. Can you believe I still have a month to go? I look like a fucking zeppelin.”

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DAY 2: Summer Job!

Pining!Levi, you still got it bad for DILF!Eren hun. SO. My sweetest kohai theheichouwesawthatday and I were talking about this prompt, and decided to do a bit of a COLLAB! :D Mags wrote this amazing fic to go with it. Uuuuugh kill me now. Levi your embarrasment is palpable. 

Please go give my sweet girl some love!

Under here!

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Sketchdump for the Lovechildren AU 

Ryuuichi is so sexy who gave him permission 
Also I have a huge thing for both Ryuuichi and Hikaru having embarrassing crushes on the other’s parent that look like their boyfriend the most. I mean who wouldn’t fall for Sawamura’s big bright smile? He’s the one Hikaru took after, after all. Miyuki Kazuya doesn’t approve this at all. Don’t touch my son and don’t you ever dare have dirty thoughts on my husband as well. Being a papa is difficult. 
While Mochi has still that kind of ‘yankee’ charm and that muscular body… and Hikaru LOVES muscles. Ryo-san once joked about “doing a threesome” with the kid. But as much as Hikaru was attracted by the idea (hikaru no), he answered that Ryuuichi is the only one that wants. 
Ryo-san approved him completely after this (◝‿◜)✧ (he already liked him because Hikaru loves the pink color anyway)

Another new character. Todoroki Hiroshi is Sanarai’s son. I choose that name because I thought it was nice-sounding as “Shunpei” but only after a few days I noticed it’s the same given name as Sanada’s voice actor (Kamiya Hiroshi). 
He’s younger than the rest of the gang (!), only one year older than Furuharu’s three twins.  There’s a nice story for him so if you’re interested read more~ it involves one of the twins too (in the picture♥)

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Project Freelancer more like Project Hotties

I mean, you got the girls who could kill me and I’d come back as a ghost to say thank you

Then you got the bf-materials, 10/10 would kiss

Then you got Maine, and though I can only see the back of his head, it’s still a very attractive head

The Stasche’d Wonder, slayin’ all the puss

Fucking adorable AF Counselor

Director? More like Direct Me To Your Bed, you DILF

AND THEN FINALLY, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE, YOU GOT THIS SQUIDWARD LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

No but like, imagine Eren dancing around the house while he’s cleaning, listening to “Hey Mama” by Nicki Minaj which is blasting from Isabel’s room. Levi is waiting for Izzy to get ready and he decides to go downstairs and get something to drink and he walks in on Eren shaking his booty and mouthing the words. Their eyes connect and Eren smirks, still dancing and mouthing:

I wanna hear you calling my name, like hey mama mama.”

Levi’s mouth goes completely dry and his thirst has never been so real. The song ends and he’s like:

“What if I call you daddy instead?”

Tokyo Ghoul : Absolute Romance Rules 

Originally posted by this-sxdnxss


i. Ship, Thou shalt tease but never give. (All Kaneships; Akiramon)

Read the whole manga with you shipper glasses on. You’ll find what you want to see.


ii. Ship, Shalt thou ever reach the Realm of Canoness, angst and tragedy thus become thy fate.

* Kozen-Ukina : Ukina killed by Kozen (Yoshimura)

* Fueguchi couple : Killed by Mado and became Fueguchi One and Two. Bonus : wife killed by her dead husband kagune.

* Arata-Hikari : Hikari died young and Arata may be used in CCG’s kakuhou harvesting project. Still these two’ve blessed the fandom with their superior genes. #Queen!Touka #Bishonen!Ayato #DILF!Arata.

* Nishikimi : human-ghoul couple hence bound to suffer . Nishiki left Kimi before the Anteiku Raid. It is hinted that something might have happened to Kimi with Torso (Saeki) being involved.

* Ayahina : Tg:re 33 seems to confirm Ayato’s feelings towards Hinami. Said Hinami is confined within Cochlea and her time is counted.

i have no self-control so here’s more dilf!Eren and pining!Levi it’s not like i have an exam tomorrow or anything

[part one] || [part three] [part four] [part five] [part six]


Levi stood there, wordlessly staring at his best friend’s father with a mix of awe and complete embarrassment. It took him a few seconds to compose himself, but once he had any sign of awkwardness was gone and he met Eren’s eyes with ease. Their visions locked for a while, Eren’s blue-green eyes still holding their former amusement, but with something of a challenge surfacing in them.

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Happy DILF Appreciation Day~!

(MILF Appreciation Day Post Here)

Originally posted by 6-as-above-so-below-9

The ‘War is Hell’ DILF

The ‘Big Bad Wolf’ DILF

Originally posted by segamastergirl

The Goat DILF (if you’re into that sort of thing)

Originally posted by fullmetalboob

Originally posted by heraimisgettinbetter

The ‘GOD DAMN IT, TUMBLR, HE IS A HARD-WORKING MAN WHO IS PRACTICALLY KILLING HIMSELF TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS SON, WHO HE IS BARELY EVER ALLOWED TO SEE, HAS A GOOD LIFE; WHY CAN’T YOU SEE THAT’ DILF

Originally posted by aidoru-ojisan

The DILF that started it all

Originally posted by pchelkson

The ‘War is Hell Mk II’ DILF

Originally posted by fighting-fate

The ‘I still know nothing about FE save for what I’ve read in Smash Bros but he has a nice design’ DILF

Originally posted by blackluma

The ‘I don’t know anything about this character except for him being Lucina’s father’ DILF

Originally posted by kane52630

The ‘Don’t talk to me or my adoptive sons or daughter ever again’ DILF

Originally posted by andyacklesspn

The ‘I still have no interest in playing Overwatch but I will admit to enjoying Mercy and this guy’s designs’ DILF.

And, honorary mention: 

Originally posted by chrisheartnet

The ‘He may as well be in this category, fuck you; Speedwagon is too good for this world’ DILF. 

If you have any additions, feel free to add.