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“I’m getting us to the beach. I fight better near water.” “Becuase Posiedon?” Meg asked, steadying herself against the door handle. “Yep,” Percy agreed. “That pretty much describes my entire life: Because Posiedon.” // THE TRIALS OF APOLLO 

  • Adult Steven: I wanted to tell you one story, uh, this is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, ok? It happened when I was 14 years old in Beach City where I grew up. I went to a place called Fish Stew Pizza with my gay rock mom Pearl. We walk in to the diner one day and they had a jukebox there, ok? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in seven dollars and selected twenty one plays of 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)'. And then we ordered and waited. Here’s the thing about when 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' plays over and over and over and over and over again; the second time it plays, your immediate thought is not “Hey someone’s playing 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' again.” It’s “Hey, 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' is a lot longer than I first thought.” The third time it plays you’re thinking “Maybe someone’s playing 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' again.” The fourth time it plays, you’re either thinking “Whoa, someone just played 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' four times.” Or at least “Someone played it twice and it’s a really long song.” So the fifth time is the kicker, alright? Now Pearl and I, we’re watching the entire diner at this point alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on and we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in a booth with is stupid kids jumping around and he’s like, staring at his coffee cup like this *stares intensely and his hand starts shaking* - and he’s been onto us since the beginning - and he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking and he had this look on his face like, oh like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management and he’s staring like this *resumes intense staring* and the fourth song fades out, it’s dead quiet, then - I don’t know if you know this but the song begins very quietly; *singing* “I CAN'T HELP IT IF I MAKE A SCENE” And he goes “GODDAMMIT!!” and he pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my gay rock mom Pearl and what a genius she is, because when we first walked into the diner, ok? And we first got there, and I’m punching in the 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)'s alright? I’d punched in like, seven at this point and Pearl says to me “Hey hey hey, before you punch in another 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)' let’s drop in one 'Everything Stays'” Oh yes, that is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)'s in a ro- it played seven times. Suddenly; *singing* “Lets go to the ga-” and the sigh of relief swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of The Crystal Gems. Y’know for years, scientists have wondered; can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing 'Everything Stays'? and the answer is: Yes. You can. Provided that it is preceded by seven 'Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star)'s. It’s true. And on the other hand, when we went back, holy shit. ‘Everything Stays’ fades out, it’s dead quiet… *singing* “I CAN'T HELP IT IF I MAKE A SCENE?” It went insane, people went outta their minds, no-one could handle it, no-one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like *starts sweeping* “Yep, same crap as always.” They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays and that was the best meal I’ve ever had.
Life Is Strange sentence pack [EP1]
  • "Want to go grab a cup of tea and bitch about life?"
  • "All you need is the courage to share your gift with others."
  • "I feel like the universe is taunting me everywhere I go today."
  • "When a door closes, a window opens... or, something like that."
  • "Oh boo hoo, poor little rich kid."
  • "You don't know who the fuck I am, or who you're messing around with!"
  • "Come on, put that thing down!"
  • "I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"
  • "Get that gun away from me, psycho!"
  • "It's time to be an everyday hero."
  • "I think John Lennon once said that 'Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.'"
  • "Do. Not. Freak. Out."
  • "Now, why don't you go fuck your selfie?"
  • "I'll get your boney ass out of my way."
  • "Just one of those days, you know?"
  • "Hey, nobody is bullying anybody. I'm doing my job."
  • "It's been one strange fucking day."
  • "I consider myself a pop... cultural pirate connoisseur."
  • "So you're sensitive..."
  • "Whatthefuckever."
  • "Nobody, nobody lectures me. Everyone tries though... They try..."
  • "Don't give me the guilty face. At least pretend you're glad to see me."
  • "It makes perfect sense I'd see you today."
  • "At least you're still a smartass."
  • "Oh man, are you cereal?"
  • "Sorry. I wasn't trying to be nosy."
  • "She/He was my angel."
  • "We were gonna kick the world's ass."
  • "I just wanna blaze and be alone for a moment."
  • "You hella saved my life..."
  • "Now that we got the mushy shit out of the way, I feel like stage diving!"
  • "Yep yep, I'm fucking insane in the brain!"
  • "Shake that boney white ass!"
  • "I don't like strangers here."
  • "I'm sick of your disrespect!"
  • "That was an epic win."
  • "This shit-pit has taken away everyone I've ever loved..."
  • "I'm not crazy. But there's something else I have to tell you. Something... Hardcore."
  • "Start from the beginning."