ANGSTY HIGH SCHOOL BOYS!!! (sorry to sound commanding but best type of fic)
oh yeah boi!!
(4:07) okay, but considr this, and hear me out here
(4:08) so like, a photobooth u can do with ur pets like there’ll be lil costumes that u can dress them up in, and u can do liek, period costumes and shit with them
(4:09) omg, can u imagine, u and ur cat/dog, and theyre in a lil 1800s dress and one of those lace umbrella things omg so cute
(4:15) Why the FUCK are you texting me at four in the morning with this
Keith is texted by accident by some idiot one day, and honestly he’s not even sure why he responds. Or why he keeps responding. Yet somehow he finds himself drawn in, and okay, so maybe this fool is mildly entertaining after all. Who would’ve thought.
“Uh, yeah Mama, you’re right! Yeah, Keith is my…boyfriend, how did you guess?”
“Maternal instinct. I’m so happy for you, baby. You deserve it.”
Lance could hear her smiling through the line. He had made a terrible, terrible mistake.
*Complicated by Avril Lavigne plays in the distance*
//homophobia //transphobia //internalized transphobia