and wtf is wrong with tumblr

just borderline things™:

  • deleting your social media accounts to punish ppl with a lack of your presence but then remaking two days later because the lack of attention drives you crazy
  • checking your fps’ accounts and feeling threatened when you see them talking to literally anyone else
  • some tumblr post: “platonic feelings are just as important as romantic/sexual ones!” (bpd voice) sounds fake but okay
  • being too exhausted/upset to fortify your mental filters and letting something petty/mean slip out, expecting punishment immediately
  • feel a mixture of relief and annoyance when the punishment never comes/reassurance is given in its place because wtf i did something wrong why aren’t you telling me i’m horrible tell me i’m horrible
  • losing spoons to harmless interactions that rubbed you the wrong way for reasons you can’t tell anyone
  • feeling ashamed for Literally Everything because you do everything too much
  • “what if words inflicted physical pain would the world be kinder” words do inflict physical pain because i have bpd dingus
  • splitting on your fps and then splitting on yourself right after
Me, Every Day Of My Freakin' Life
  • Brain: Okay girl, you have a lot of things to do today and you have no time to do them any other day.
  • Me: Hummm, right so I should do it then
  • Brain: Thanks god! I didn't expect you to cooperate so easi.... Wait.. What the fuck are you doing...
  • Me: *On Tumblr* Oh, I said "should", but I MUST watch those gay ships updates
i told myself i’d never do this again but lol

They say that when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. 

Alec wasn’t dying, but he felt like he was. Valentine might as well have shoved the soul sword into his chest. That’s how Alec felt when he saw all the dead downworlders scattered across the room.


When Alec last saw him, they had argued.

He had shoved Magnus away, when all he wanted to do was help him. 

And Alec walked away. 

And now Magnus might be…

“Where’s Magnus?” Alec asked again, his own voice sounding foreign. 

He couldn’t breathe. His chest felt tight. His vision began to blur. 

And all he could remember was the look of hurt on Magnus’s face when he shoved past him that night. 

And over what

Every touch. Every kiss. Every smile. 

They all began to flash through Alec’s mind. 

And he felt like he was dying. 

Valentine was sent to the Clave. 

Everyone seemed to be able to breathe again. 

The room was lighter, the fear in everyone’s eyes dissipating as they reunited with their loved ones. 

When Alec heard that not all the downworlders were affected by the soul sword, he let himself hold onto a shred of hope. 

It was small, but Alec knew that if he let it go, he’d spiral out of control.

His breath hitched as he shoved through the crowds of people. As he walked out of the institute, he was surprised by how bright it was outside. It was as if the sun knew that Valentine was gone, clearing away the clouds so that the angels could observe them in the aftermath of all this chaos. 

Through the sea of bodies, he still couldn’t see him.

Magnus was never one to blend in with the crowd. 

Wh-What was he last wearing? 

Alec shut his eyes and tried to remember, and it was then that he felt it—warmth shooting up his arm. 

He quickly turned around and all the fear exploded out of him. Magnus looked up at him, a look of relief reflecting off his own features. 

Alec crushed him towards his chest, breathing him in. Savoring his warmth, his touch. 

He was safe. 

He was here. 

And as he felt Magnus tighten his arms around him, Alec finally knew.

He knew that he loved him. 


More Carmilla fanart. I’m utter trash lmao. What’s wrong with me.

(Note, I posted this waaaay back when on my original tumblr, which I have since deleted.)

Edit; GOD TUMBLR STAHP LOL. Re-uploaded images so you could actually see them. Also, remind me later to upload a high res of “Danny Lemonjuice”.

It really pisses me off that we are so mean to dan. Like we are nice to phil, but we are literally so mean to dan. And I KNOW that some of you think its being ironic but its just mean at some point. I don’t know guy but it just hits me the wrong way, and yeah I’m sorta looking at some of you in the  twitter phandom… but also a few of you in the tumblr phandom at times like wtf?!

bubbie011503  asked:

WTF is with a the video game incest ships i mean its just wrong i have seen and i quote "gaster x sans x papyrus, papyrus x sans, papyrus x gaster, sans x gaster, asriel x asgore, toriel x asriel" thats just one game imagine how many with video games and im disturbed cause i seen some on tv shows i watch i mean wtf is wrong with people. Anyway what do you say about this?

And have another stupid war on my blog for it?

Nah fam, maybe next month on “Tumblr Drama ©”

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don’t listen to something while you draw it bc then u find out u drew something wrong and u just gotta shrug and say fuck it