and with this crap i go

To @bluefire-castiel

“Hey mom can I go to-”


“But whhhhyyyy?! All the other guys are going!”

“They’re all bad influence and you’re already a bad influence as it is.”

“What the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?! Who are you calling bad influence four eye piece of crap?!”

“Say that again and see what happens.”


“I warned you to not ever fuck with me. Don’t forget who pays the bills.”


“Well, let’s see. My dad owns a gas station. It’s kind of a small market too. My parents run it. I have two sisters and a brother. We have a tiny dog named Chewy. He’s annoying. Oh, my mom has a parrot, Sal. He’s annoying too but I love to mess with him. Uh, my dad’s pretty strict, I guess his parents and the way their mentality is, they expect everyone to behave. I don’t know, but my mom’s family is the total opposite, so I love when we have things together. My siblings and I always make bets. You know dumb shit, who on dad’s side is going to make a face first. Or who on mom’s side is going to get drunk first, or make an inappropriate comment.”
She sighed gently.

“You miss them don’t you?”
She ran her hand through my hair again. “I do. So much.”
“Do you still live around them?”
“No, I ended up moving states. To, to uh. To be with my girlfriend.” She pulled her hand away and I could feel the tension. I quickly sat up.
“I should get home. It’s late and..”

I felt my heart heavy now. I was being stupid. Even if she was the one always initiating things, I shouldn’t give in to her. I don’t think I could take another heartbreak. Especially not from Kota.

Marlene: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad I just want to know.

Peter: I did it.

Marlene: No you didn’t Peter.

Remus: Dont look at me. I didn’t go anywhere near it.

James: That’s weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?

Remus: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

James: Supicious.

Lily: I don’t know if it matters, probably not, but Sirius was the last one to use it.

Sirius: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Lily: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sirius: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that Lily.

Peter: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Marlene:No! Who broke it?

Sirius: Alice has been rather quiet.

Alice: Really? Oh my god.

*arguing ensues*

Marlene: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minuets from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pigs head on a stick.

Good. It was getting a little chummy in there.

anonymous asked:

Seeing all this shady stuff going down I so wished TW was a show about the bts drama of a Teen show. I would so watch that. Just imagine the finale episode, no loose ends are getting tied up, some actors return & have to be written in quickly, the writers are running on cok- empty and 2 characters (who would be the mains of this bts show, lbr) are high af and always disappear to bone each other while the creator knows he'll never get work again & *this* will be his legacy. It would be glorious!

I would watch the CRAP out of this show.  If Jeff knew what was good for him in five years after the NDA’s, he’d do this.  It would be the last laugh because I will be THERE!

I’m really uncomfortable with this system in which people act so amazed or disbelieving that I know all this random crap, and then pin me as a know-it-all and act all surprised when I’m up front about not knowing something.

Like, is there not a position I can occupy that allows me to know the things I know and be comfortable with all I don’t? I try hard to be open and appreciative when people tell me something new, to say clearly and with no bad feeling when I have no idea about something, to say “if I’m wrong about this then yeah my argument is bollocks” but it’s still like…

People seem to find Fun Facts very abrasive, and I have to couch them in uncertainty if I want them to be comfortable, but I don’t want that. Why is “oh there’s something you DON’T know” still a thing?

Contrary to popular belief, they actually enjoy each other’s company and often have fun together

 Peony flowers - happy life (also happy marriage hmm)

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Dear Rick and Morty crew, all I want from an Atlantis episode is some confirmation that these cryptids made it off the Citadel fine. 


                                    Glory to Mankind.

My hand slipped—-but it was torn with what it wanted so it did two designs for him. NieR Automata has taken over my life and I weep for this game. I just had too design a thing for Prompto, but I definitely had a hard time trying to come up with something for his YorHa outfit more than the Resistance one! I like both though, y’all gotta stop me from creating AU’s for this man. It’s not healthy LOL 

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You’ll be alright, no one can hurt you now
Come morning light, you and I’ll be safe and sound

Please no shipping. :T