and will teach every student all of the things

The Types in College

ENTP: overall a good student but they go out every Friday night to drink away their pain and get wasted – regrets it each week but will not stop until they feel like their life is going somewhere, never takes anyone’s advice

ESTP: they don’t look as dead inside but they’re the deadest inside, probably only passing their math classes because they make their friend tutor them once in a while, they act stupid but they really arent tho

ENFP: Asks all their friends to teach them things because they feel like asking the teachers will make them look bad, most likely to openly have a mental breakdown during class every other week, will get far in life if they stopped procrastinating

ESFP: They were getting ready for this since freshman year of highschool. They were preparing themselves. They truly, honestly were. But somewhere along the way, they lost it. What did they lose? yes.

ENTJ: mastered the superiority complex face four years ago and somehow they just keep improving it, gets through their classes easily, thinks college is chill (actually not haha psyche that’s what they want you to think)

ENFJ: Started to consider dropping out of college back in high school, probably more interested in the fine arts classes, lowkey scares everyone but they dont realise it and they get genuinely surprised when people tell them that they’re kinda scary

ESFJ: They used to be one of the top students in high school but they became a little better than mediocre in college due to stress stress stress, really self conscious, poor thing pls show them warmth in this cold cruel world

ESTJ: Often seen as the leaders during those dreadful, wrenched group projects and their group almost always gets the highest score. Wants to become a dictator but those weren’t the options

INTP: They treat college like highschool, but like a really hardcore highschool. Sure, they can get the studying done easily and (somehow) get pretty good grades but everything else is like climbing Mt. Everest. “Okay but how do you expect me to go out there and–and BUY things?? Why did they think leaving me alone was a good idea. I’m so malnourished”

INTJ: mental breakdowns every other day that last like ten minutes, sits in the front of the classroom, sort of a teacher’s pet but not in the obnoxious way yknow man they just wanna get through life successfully

ISFP: Average by day, dreamer by night. They’re doing fine so far but whenever they have free time, they plan on how to escape from civilisation and build a cabin in the middle of the woods in Alaskan wilderness. Stress free and hey! no diploma necessary

ISTJ: they sit in the middle of the classroom and aren’t really seen studying (ever) but somehow pass with a grade that’s better than half of the class, they’ll go days without shopping and binge shop whenever they do

ISTP: Only raises their hand whenever they come up with a smartass comment to piss off the teachers but the teachers cant get rid of them because other than that they’re [ISTP] actually good students, goes on backpacking trips during free weekends to get away from everyone

INFP: Probably failed their first year because they really, genuinely, had no idea what the shit they were doing, needs to be reminded of what to do next all the time, intelligent but lazy

INFJ: The really approachable one who probably wants to be a biology teacher and everyone loves them as a student teacher. Reeaallly popular but not in a bad way and they probably have sparkles trailing behind them wherever they go

ISFJ: Nobody knows who they are, never raises their hand during class, always tired even though they get more sleep than the average college student, puts in the most effort and gets along fine but not socially

yes hello allow me to introduce you to elemetary school teacher derek malik nurse (aka my shameless excuse to yell about nursey with kids)

  • ik a lot of people see him as a high school english teacher for the Literature Aesthetic but? come on? he’s so good with kids they all love him
  • he’s 24 and teaches 3rd grade and he loves his kids!! so much!!
  • he’s “mr. n” and they all love him bc hes the most laidback teacher theyve ever had in their short little lives and he plays cool music on his phone during arts & crafts

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anonymous asked:

RFA boys + V with MC being a teacher and all that comes with it. Like, for older kids a specialized knowledge about a certain subject and knowing teen stuff, and with little kids being up on all the latest "kid" things and always looking at (cont)

(Cont) toys and picture books and singing silly songs. And of course, the grading and lesson planning and kids who give problems and stress that comes on top of that. But she really really loves being a teacher and won’t give it up.


(Combined because of similarity!!)

A/N: These requests are so pure and I enjoy them so much but ive never seen how a teacher prepares for anything so i went based on what a few things teacher friends/my dad told me and how i interact with my siblings and stuff ;A; ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           -The two of you act like such kids yourselves, but he absolutely loves it, you teach younger children and he can see how soft and sweet you are to them!

           -He actually enjoys some of the cool kid gadgets you check out for your class

           -That cool robo-dog toy? He wants one now

           -ACTUALLY JEALOUS WHEN YOU GET IT FOR YOUR KIDS INSTEAD BUT PLAYS IT OFF LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL

           -He’s actually sat in on a few classes of yours his butt actually fits in the little kid chairs

           -The little tikes love him to death! They like to tease him about dating you

           - though they all think he’s a kid too just in a higher grade ;A;

           -But sometimes kids can get rowdy, and he knows this

           -When you come home stressed out, from kids misbehaving, he’s always there to lighten the mood! Tells you stories from when he was a kid, full of silly sound effects, and he’s even borrowed picture books from his mum to show you childhood pictures! It embarrasses him sometimes, but he knows that you enjoy the imaginations children have so it can’t hurt to tell you, right?

           - also lowkey shows up around snack time when he visits because he freaking loVES THE JUICE BOXES AND COOKIES MC CAN HE HAVE SOME TOO

*ZEN:

           -He knows how difficult teaching can be, his parents were teachers

           -SUPER. HYPED. When he found out that you’re a HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER come on y'all i saw the chance so i took it

           -You actually went to school!!!! For acting!!! That’s amazing! He’s a natural so he didn’t have to

           -He tries to come to your class at least once a week to give the students some tips (since he’s in the field and semi-famous and all)

           -IF YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE THAT YOU LEARN FROM YOUR FANCY-DANCY SCHOOL, HE’D LIKE TO HEAR IT MC

           -He dropped out of school and had bad experience with teachers so he was actually really iffy about your job at first

           -But the first time he watched you shine because of your passion for helping these teens, he knew you belonged in this career

           -But when you come home from a long day of teens being….well….teens, he feels so bad

           -He was a rebellious teen so he thinks he can help talk to them about listening and respecting everything you try to do for them he kept them for two class periods one day lecturing them about how much respect you deserve and the kids all literally cried and hugged you at the end of it jfc zen what did you sAY TO THEM

           -Always there to wipe away your tears, whether they be of joy or sadness, when your class puts on plays. You’re proud of your students but he’s always 10x more proud of you because heY MC YOU DID THAT, LOOK

*JAEHEE:

           -YOU’RE A HIGH SCHOOL LITERATURE TEACH MC? THATS DOPE COME TALK NERDY TO ME

           -She thinks it’s so cool because!!!! The two of you can both really appreciate literature

           -It’s like a personal little book club between the two of you, always talking about themes and deeper meanings

           -Not to mention she lives for the drama you over hear in your classroom come on we all live for gossip every now and then dont judge me or jaehee and you can teach her all of the younger lingo which she uses to understand a few of the interns at work

           -When you’ve been up for hours trying to grade papers, she’s always there to help with them

           -Mainly because she wants to avoid you bashing your head against the table because they’re all writing the same things over and over again

           -If she comes across something she’s unsure about in her readings you’re the first person she asks

           -Love love loves helping you pick which books your students are going to analyze next

           -Not to mention!!! You always have all the newest books in almost any genre because of your job and!!! She always has something new to read!!!!

           -If your day was rough though, she’s got coffee at the ready for you, the two of you are going to sit down and just rant about anything and everything that happened because hey kids can be stupid, she’s not gonna tell on you for pointing out the obvious

*JUMIN:

           -He finds it absolutely adorable when you come home covered in paint, glitter, marker, you name it

           -Calls you his masterpiece what a sap

           -Not used to being around kids but he visits your kids as often as possible

           -HE’S SO CUTE WHEN HE’S HELPING THE KIDS FINGER PAINT OH MY GOD

           - they paint kitty whiskers on his face sometimes and you’ve never seen him smile bigger

           -They once asked him to build a tower out of blocks with them and he took over the entire project, made a replica of the C&R building

           -When the two of you are at home, though, he refuses to admit he enjoys it there with the kids. Complains about paint on his white shirt, why are kids to loud, they’re so energetic what the heck, etc etc

           -Always buying cool new toys and craft things for your classroom- he knows how teachers are paid and he just wants to help out. For you. Not for the kids. its totally for the kids dont let him fool you

           -He never really knows how to comfort you if you come home from a hard day with your class, so he usually sits with your head resting against him. He listens to you rant about everything that happened, running his hand through your hair to let you know he’s listening.

           -Never ONCE has he asked you to quit your job. He thinks teachers are important and should be treasured, and he sees how happy the kids make you every day- he could never ask you to give that up but hey mc if you ever wants kids of your own, he’s got you, wink wonk

*SAEYOUNG:

           -Teacher? lmao what’s that not everyone is a freaking genius saeyoung shUT UP

           -MC CAN I COME BY SOME TIME AND LEARN I PROMISE I’LL BE A GOOD STUDENT saeyoung dont do that

           -You were a high school computer science teacher, and hello MC i could be of service saeyoung pls

           -He came in as a guest speaker one day and none of the students could keep up with what he was saying??? What’s all of this?? Mr. Choi can you please dumb down the lesson???

           -By the end of class though, everyone (including him) were just drawing stupid pictures on MS paint sigh

           -He’s actually really excited that you teach computers to teenagers!! Computers are great, MC!!! You can teach them to hack! no saeyoung thats not what i do, thats you

           -Sometimes he’ll play dumb and ask you for help with his computer just to hear your teacher voice (it doesnt work often because you KNOW he knows what’s wrong)

           -“MC, you can be the teacher and I’ll play the naughty student *eyebrow wiggle*” he walks in with a plaid skirt and knee high socks what a fucking doRK

           -There are days that the kids just don’t listen and do whatever they want, and it frustrates you to no end. Some of them were wrestling and broke a monitor once, and you had to call Saeyoung, break down and cry on your lunch break. He’s always there at the end of the day with blanket forts and HBC to get you away from all electronics even for a little while

           -The next day though, he hacks into all the computers in your classroom and scares the students into paying attention because what person doesn’t freak out when someone starts listing their personal information on their screen???

*V:

           -High school dance teacher?

           -Are you his soulmate MC because it’s really feeling like it

           -He’s a dancer himself! (though he doesnt practice it often)

           -So he always offers to be your partner on days you’re teaching couple’s dances!

           -He can tell how much effort and passion you put into helping these kids learn the art

           -You absolutely radiate warmth and excitement if your class holds a recital

           -HE’S ALWAYS THERE TO TAKE ACTION SHOTS OF YOU AND THE CLASS BECAUSE WOW MC

           -But kids will be kids, which means sometimes there are attitudes thrown around

           -Some days you feel as if you get no respect, and they do whatever they want to do, and it breaks not only your heart but your spirit as well and he will not stand for it

           -He’s very good at lecturing, and seeming nice with a threatening undertone. So when he catches something like this happening, you can bet he’s in front of the class, pouring his heart out about how much respect you deserve for all of your hard work and they shape up real quick every time this happens. So he kisses you on the forehead and lets you keep teaching <3

*SAERAN:

           -You work with little kids all day?

           -Why would you wanna do that to yourself jfc

           -You’re always looking at cute, kid crafts and he kind of wants to try them but he’ll never tell you that

           -Very very afraid to visit your class because? He’s scary, he doesn’t want the little kids to be afraid of him

           -But they WEREN’T. AT ALL. He could feel his heart melting at how much they actually liked him like holy crap MC i wanna come visit every day

           -HE FINALLY GETS TO TRY THOSE LITTLE KID CRAFTS WITH NO SHAME, YES, SCORE

           -The two of you are the power team at story time, everyone is completely enthralled with the story, voices, and how you act them out

           -When you first told him that you were a teacher for little kids, it made complete sense to him. You’re so sweet and kind and patient and bubbly and it just cliCKED WOW MC YOU ARE A TEACHER

           -But kids have tantrums, and short attention spans, and they’re very stubborn, so if you have a rough day, you actually have to calm him down instead saeran you cant threaten the children its okay im just tired ill be fine

           -The two of you have naps on those rough days, he’ll rub your shoulders to help you relax, and he actually goes out of his way to look up things for your lesson plan the next day!

anonymous asked:

Can I request a soulmate au where reader writes on their arm and it goes on their soulmates arm - with pre curse prince Adam and then the curse strikes and Adam can't read the messages anymore because he's a beast but they eventually find each other or something like that?

I love this idea!! Thank you so much for requesting it, nonnie! Because I adore it so much and had such a cute AU for this, I decided this is going to be two parts, one focusing on Adam as a young boy, and the other on Reader as a young woman! Oh! And since it’s an AU, Belle won’t be the one to break the curse- obvi. Enjoy!

Word Count: 1026


“Hello?”

Adam doodled on his skin with his quill, not bothering to focus on his lessons and wanting someone to talk to. It was common knowledge that you could communicate with your destined one through your skin, though it seemed pointless to most since the masses were illiterate. 

“Can you read?”

He stared at his arm, hoping whoever was on the other end would reply, and soon, he was dreadfully bored. 

“Yes little” was a messy response appearing on his wrist.

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I really hope that Qrow’s semblance while teaching does really mundane things like

1"Alright. So, can anyone tell me the answer to—" bzzt “God damn it the lights again? Someone get the candles…”

-At least one student trips over the same spot on the floor every few days

-“Mr. Branwen I tried to email you my paper but it wouldn’t go through.” “You and like ten other people, I’m just giving you all As.”

-“Okay, I keep telling you to unload lava dust before you come in here because if we burn a hole through the carpet again because it started leaking the janitors will have a fit. No water dust either, we don’t want mold.”

Headcanon

Goblet of Fire AU

Instead of the Triwizard Tournament, Hogwarts is organizing a muggle fair at the end of school year. All the students are required to help with the preparations. This is Dumbledore’s way of teaching the pure-bloods about the muggle world. And that is why every pure-blood gets paired with a muggle-born or a half-blood, so they can explain shit to the pure-bloods and of course they have to work together. Intensely. Aaaaaand guess who Harry gets paired with? ;) (Yeah really no surprises there…)

So… I just started writing this ridiculous and fluffy thing. Does this make any sense to you? It sounded funny in my head but maybe that’s just me? :D

Would any of you be interested in reading that gibberish?

Lemme know ;)

Snape Appreciation Month Day 20: A Scene You Wanted in the Movies

(there are a few, so hold on)

- the riddle snape wrote for his part of the trap
- snape refereeing a quidditch game
- snape on a broom
- his face when lockhart suggested asking snape for a love potion
- his snarky comment of getting rid of the threat (snake) to harry during dueling club
- im torn between wanting the scene with black in poa to follow the book (thus showing the audience how petty sirius was, letting an unconscious snape hit his head in every beam in the tunnel for laughs) and keeping him conscious for the witty banter and to protect children from a werewolf
- didn’t dumbledore say snape conjured gurneys for all the students and brought them to the hospital wing? that. i want that.
- two words: grey nightgown
- “if you are prepared. if you are ready” “i am” ft. snape looking lowkey terrified
- every and any moment of snape goading sirius and vice versa that took place in grimmauld place
- that argument of who would teach harry occlumency
- a more detailed version of those lessons
- snape’s worst memory in full detail thanks
- harry’s detention where he found records of his father doing shitty things and his attempt at apologizing on the behalf of his father(that did happen right?? or was this just one fanfic too many??)
- harry being upset about the memory and voicing his concerns to remus and sirius, which would have added depth to his character (my boy hp literally cares about everyone)
- did anyone ever mention that snape had indeed checked up on sirius?
- more details on the scene in spinners end
- him teaching defense against the dark arts
- “ghosts are transparent”
- the counter course to sectumsempra was supposed to be sung and quite beautiful
- that comment he made about potter having the guts to use dark magic in such an offhand tone, like drag him
- roonil wazlib
- “i know what a nickname is, potter”
- “i am the half-blood prince!” scene needed to be more dramatic imo
- snape using the portrait of phineas nigellus to keep track of the children
- “dont use that word”
- him begging voldemort to let him find potter
- “look….at….me…”
- it just feels more intense than “you have your mothers eyes” ya feel?
- every single detail of his memories. every single word spoken in that chapter
- “severus snape was never yours! he was dumbledores!”

tl;dr: any time snape as much breathed should have been in the movie

i love this pic because thinking about mordin as a professor is now my favorite thing ever. he’s that one teacher that knows a rhyme for every lesson and probably sang the syllabus to you on the first day. he’ll give you extra credit if you perform it. students tape his lessons because otherwise they get lost as fuckkkkk. 

he’s literally always in his office or teaching, and he knows all of his students’ names by heart. everyone asks him about his ‘glory days’ as a scientist but he just replies that these ARE his glory days, because his pride lies in the students he’s taught and the futures he’s created. …ok this started as a joke and now i’m emotional. i love mordin solus so much. 

concept-gay  asked:

Omg talk to me about purebloods getting introduced to science shit like the moon and the fact that every living thing is made of cells

I will talk to you about this! 

Long discussions in the Ravenclaw common room, with the muggleborns drawing diagrams and explaining their grammar school biology. Purebloods with their mouths all the way open. “But not…not the things here? And not us? We’re made of particles, too?” 

Professor Sprout teaching about the properties of different plants, when a student asks “but why?” She hesitates for a second, before launching into an explanation about botany and muggle science and what’s inside the plant that makes it act that way. 

Crabbe and Goyle asking Draco shakily if what Snape had said about the sun being the same thing as the stars is true, and even though Draco’s whole childhood was full of astronomy lessons and constellation drawings from his mother, he doesn’t know. 

Muggleborns like Hermione and Justin Finch-Fletchley trying to keep up with their Muggle studies as best they can in the early years, learning conflicting lessons at Hogwarts and from their textbooks from home, confused and hurting when no one is around from both worlds to help them reconcile the two. 

Professor Binns talking about how hippogriffs are different now than they were two thousand years ago, and going on a tangent about evolution after someone asks how. 

Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil loving Divination more than any other subject because it’s the only one Hermione isn’t around to “rationalize.” 

This is so much fun <3 Thanks for the ask! 

One of my teachers lost his young child and on that exact day, he buried his child and then went to class and taught all of his lesson. The students said, “Shaykh, are you sure you are going to teach today? We understand you have been struck with major calamity!” Can you imagine the pain, the tragedy and the test?

The shaykh replied, “My son has died and I can’t do nothing now. I have come to class because the ummah is spiritually dying and I know I can do something about it. I am teaching you with the hope that you shall bring this ummah back to life!” - These people literally put aside every single thing for the sake of this ummah.

—  Shaykh Mohammad Aslam
And then there’s ranting...

I’m pretty sure that ranting and being a teacher sort of goes hand in hand. There are many days during the school year (and during the summer if we’re being honest) that we teachers sit down and rant to each other about one thing or another. One of those things is the fact I live in a state that teaches abstinence only education. The statistics are clear, and abstinence only education actually leads to higher cases of teen pregnancy and STIs. Anyway, for this year’s “Let’s Talk About Sex” day for @thesecondsealwrites #sexlaughterhonesty week, have some Cullen and Mara and just this. 

Cullen x Mara, A Class Act AU, Cullen’s POV, 600 words. SFW, but under a cut just in case. 

Also on AO3. 


Cullen hadn’t said a word in the last five minutes of the car ride home from Skyhold, and he hadn’t needed to, as Mara was passionately explaining her stance on abstinence only education. There’d been some news story that afternoon that had set her off, and she’d been talking as if he didn’t agree with every word she said.

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anonymous asked:

What are your 5 favorite woman on HP universe?

1. Ginny Weasley. I’m not talking about the shoelace obsessed movie Ginny, but the badass, bisexual Quidditch player who told people off. She isn’t afraid to hex ignorant wizards *cough* Zacharias Smith *cough*. She is unapologetically independent, which is something every woman should be.
2. Emma Watson, of course. She is my role model for life. She’s beautiful, strong, confident, and graceful. You should check out her recent “Book Fairies” thing for IWD - it’s so awesome. She is the epitome of an intersectional, inclusive feminist.
3. Molly Weasley. Can I just say, “NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!”
4. Professor McGonagall. If you don’t think she spent the entire Women’s History Month teaching her students about gender equality and all that good shit (Binns would be the history teacher that totally disregards it), you truly don’t understand her level of badassery.
5. Hermione Granger. INTELLIGENCE IS SEXY AS HELL, GIRLS. Reading books is awesome. Nerding out because you cannot contain your inner fangirl for something you love is so effing cute and it shows how passionate you are. She wasn’t afraid to be different by being completely and utterly herself. Embrace your quirks and flaws because they make you even more beautiful.

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Imagine: Seeing Remus after a particular bad full moon and then learning to make the Wolfsbane potion for him since you’re the best at potions out of the students at Hogwarts. And you comfort him because he really hates being a werewolf. 

“Why is he so grumpy?” you whisper to Sirius as you look over at Remus who’s sulking while eating breakfast. 

“Bad full moon. Just leave him alone for a while. He’ll come around,” Sirius replies and you start thinking. There must be a way to at least make it better for Remus. So you skip breakfast and head to the potions room. You look through every book until you find what you’re looking for. It’s looks complicated, but you’re the best at making potions out of all the students. Your teacher even lets you do your own thing, because he knows you can do the things he teaches. 

“Here goes nothing,” you mumble under your breath before beginning to make the potion. It takes you a good five hours before you have the right method. Once you feel confident about the potion you pour it into a container before heading to the Gryffindor common room. 

“Is Remus here?” you ask James and Lily. James points upstairs and you head up the stairs potion in hand. 

“Remus?” you whisper quietly noticing him under his duvet. You walk over to him and gentle trace circles on his arm. He opens his eyes slowly and you notice the pain in them. It’s not fair for such a lovely boy to go through that kind of pain. 

“I have something for you.” Placing the container on his nightstand you offer him a small smile. He looks at you confused before you start explaining. 

“It’s a potion to help with the full moon. You have to take it each day of a week preceding the full moon,” you explain. He immediately pulls you into his embrace placing kisses on your shoulder. 

“Thank you,” he whispers over and over again. You lean into his embrace closing your eyes. You know how much this means to him. You lay down next to him on your side so that you face each other. 

“I love you,” he murmurs resting his hand on your hip. You run your fingers through his hair as he closes his eyes to enjoy your touch. 

“I love you too.” 

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anonymous asked:

Do you think Aizawa does the whole expel the student that gets last on the quirk test thing every year??

LOL, In all honesty yes and no?!! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧♥

When Aizawa started teaching I believe he didn’t start out with the “last student gets expelled” ruse. It most likely manifested from the copious amount of students who were becoming heros for the “wrong reasons” and were very lackadaisical because they were born with the “perfect quirk.”

It wasn’t till had more experience as an instructor he had started to expel student. And no one believed him at first of course, but he starts to expel. As Aizawa starts to expel he at that moment starts to built a teaching career with a repertoire of expelling students and I think that drives students to believe his ruse.

Although, he doesn’t do it every year in the assumption he examines each and every student and looks at them as whole to decide what is the best course of actions to bring the upper limits of their quirks. He finds commonalities based on their profiles to create a situation that brings the best out of them or the worst.

In Izuku’s class case it was expulsion because a majority of the class was in a sense “hardworking” into entering the Hero course, and the fact they could be expelled on the very first week stressed them out enough it pushed them over the edge (Though Momo, and a few others didn’t believe him, but regardless they realize he does have the power in the end.)

Perhaps the previous years a majority of the student in one of his class were lazy then decides to burden them with more work, harder exercises. Puts them through one situation after another and if there is no improvement? Expelled without warrant.

So our embodiment of tiredness does some sort of stress test for each class and may end is expulsion, but each situation and length of examination to whether or not to expel a student is different.

He’ll like the low-key Gordon Ramsay of UA, in the sense if you’re absolutely rubbish or he finds something that makes a student unfit to become a Hero, they’ll get kicked out of his “kitchen.” If the student shows signs of promise or proves him otherwise during his stress test, he’ll recalculate his decision and be more open to teaching them.

Definitely a hard man to please, but he’ll put as much effort into training them, so long as they return it with the same amount of work. But, that’s just what I think. I hope my long winded reply answered your questions somehow.

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anonymous asked:

A sensei is a teacher right?So what do you mean it wasn't kekashi job to teach sakura a jutsu?Giving her advice and nothing else would get her killed on the battlefield.Think of it this way,if sakura had never gone to tsun,what good of a teacher would kekashi have been to her.I don't get why you get so defensive about him,I'm not saying he's a horrible teacher but he made many mistakes.Kekashi guided naruto and sasuke to,but he also taught them ninjutsu.Why not sakura?

The Sensei’s of the 3-man cells are leaders and mentors, not teachers.

Sensei’s are not assigned 3 man squads to teach them jutsu’s, they’re given that responsibility to lead them during their missions, to keep them on the right path of being a shinobi, and to act as a guide as they develop and mature. It is not their responsibility to teach them jutsus.

I get defensive about this because this whole issue is just you being over defensive about Sakura, Kakashi has done nothing wrong to her as her Sensei. I’ll repeat the questions I asked earlier since people just seem to love ignoring this whenever I bring it up:

  • Give me a jutsu that Neji or Tenten learned from Gai.
  • Give me a jutsu that any member of Team 8 learned from Kurenai.
  • Give me a jutsu that any member of Team 10 learned from Asuma.

Seriously, please answer me this, because if you’re unable to, then

  • Explain to me why it’s only Kakashi who gets flak for “ignoring” Sakura when he didn’t do that?
  • Explain to me how each and every one of those students were able to develop and become very capable shinobi, despite their Sensei’s “giving [them] advice and nothing else”?
  • Explain to me why Gai, Kurenai and Asuma were such better Sensei’s when by your own logic, they’re every bit as guilty as Kakashi is? 

Because according to you, all of those students should have been killed on the battlefield due to a severe lack of jutsus right? Since it’s absolutely imperative that a Sensei teach their students jutsus because that’s the only thing that matters, despite it not being their responsibility at all.

You ask what good Kakashi was, well among several other examples (and believe me, I can name them), Kakashi taught Sakura and the rest of Team 7 the invaluable lesson of Teamwork. He did so at the very beginning:

And he reminded them of it at the very end, to ensure that they hadn’t forgotten about this vital life lesson of shinobi that he taught them:

Why? Because that’s what Sensei’s do; they’re guides, leaders. Among other things, Kakashi guided his students along the path they walked as shinobi, and he ensured that they didn’t forget the lessons that he taught them. He was not a bad Sensei to Sakura simply because he didn’t teach her a jutsu or two.

anonymous asked:

i trust you. im new to 1D fan fic, i've read a few of the most recent recs you've posted. but i wanted to know. what are the must read, staple fics? like ones that everyone has read and shit. thank you ily.

Okay, here we go. 

1D fan fic 101 (featuring 40+ must-read fics)

  1. These Inconvenient Fireworks (TIF) - Holy Bible of 1D fanfiction (“Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.”)
  2. Fading - TW: eating disorders, absolutely heartbreaking but one of the most wonderful things you’ll ever read (“Louis knows about beauty; the combination of qualities that pleases the aesthetic senses. He creates that combination every day in the garments he designs while studying fashion at uni. The cut of the design, the color of the fabric, the intricacy of the stitching; it all comes together to create something beautiful. When the science student with the long legs and dimpled smile agrees to model for him, Louis decides he’s found beauty personified. Harry just thinks Louis needs someone to show him how beautiful he is”)
  3. Zarah5 - Fandom’s most wonderful and prolific writer, just read everything she’s written (my absolute favourite is Into The Blue)
  4. You Came Beating Like Moth’s Wings - also check everything else by supernope (“Harry smiles. He’s only known Louis for about two hours, knows nothing about him past his first name, but he’s nice and sarcastic and helpful and so, so pretty. And Harry’s still got a few days left in Barcelona, and he thinks he wouldn’t mind spending them with Louis.Also known as, Harry takes the summer before uni to travel Europe and meets Louis in Barcelona, and they end up traveling together.”)
  5. Jump Before We Fall - I absolutely loved this, read it a couple of times, such a great story; also check everything else by green_feelings (Louis and Zayn’s lives revolve around running a hotel by the sea, Harry is a student who wants a life far from home for just a little while, Niall doesn’t know where life leads him and Liam thinks he has already found all purposes in his life.)
  6. Red Brick Heart - so good, the college life au with so much cheeky louis and adorable harry, plus loads of cuddling and great group dynamic; also check everything else by hazmesentir (“Harry has only had his room for thirty-two minutes when it stops being his.Uni AU. Harry had turned up at the halls of residence expecting fun, new friends, and maybe a life experience or two. What he doesn’t expect is a surprise roommate who’s loud and dramatic and obsessed with tea and is maybe, actually, all he’s ever wanted.”)
  7. And Then A Bit - also check everything else by infinitelymint (“We’d like to give the fans what they want.” Magee states, placing his hand on the table in front of him and leaning forward. “We want to give them Larry Stylinson.(aka Harry and Louis fake a relationship for publicity. Eventually it becomes a lot less fake and a lot more real.))
  8. The Finish Line (Is A Good Place For Us To Start) / You’ll Breathe Me in (You Won’t Release) - couldn’t decide which one is better, both are so so so good; also check everything else by LoadedGunn (first one is the formula au, second one is the driving instructor fic)
  9. In From The Cold - this is one of the fics you will never forget, I promise (“Louis is a hurricane who won’t stand still, but Harry thinks maybe Ireland has this way of changing priorities. A B&B au in which Harry and Zayn run an inn in Ennis, Ireland, and Louis comes to review it. Liam is their handyman, Niall absolutely doesn’t work there, and home is most definitely where the heart is.”)
  10. Sanity Not Included - OT5 au, must read, this is one of the funniest things you will ever get the pleasure of going through; also check everything else by scottmcniceass, there is some wonderful ziam au’s, I absolutely adore this writer (Someone probably should have stopped the five of them from living together in one house.)
  11. To Be The Friction In Your Jeans - ultimate OT5 smut, I guarantee you won’t read anything hotter than this (Harry is an exhibitionist. He gets up to shenanigans. This is a fill for this prompt at the kink meme: Harry really, really likes to be watched. When they’re all lounging around watching TV he’ll start kissing Louis and he’ll take it as far as he can until Louis makes him stop because the other boys are in the room or drags him away to finish in private. He’ll do it wherever - at home, on the bus, in the car, backstage in the dressing room. The boys maybe kind of secretly wish Louis would stop stopping Harry, and maybe one night when they’re drunk he does. Except. It got really, really out of control.)
  12. You Are The Blood - Hogwarts AU, can’t get better than this; also check everything else by sarcasticfluentry, especially pep talk turned into pep rally (OT5 smut);  (“A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin.”)
  13. You You You - absolutely hilarious, I loved the nouis friendship here paired with famous!harry and nonfamous!louis, plus louis’ twitter persona is amazing; also check everything else by isthatyoularry (“Infamous boybander leaves club together with unknown,” read the headline. Underneath were pictures of a boy with dark curls, green eyes and very tight pants. They both studied the article for a moment, reading it through quickly.“Is that…?” Louis frowned. That guy almost looked exactly like… “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”
    “Louis,” Niall said, looking absolutely fucked over. “You just fucked the most wanted guy on earth. You just fucked Harry Styles of One Direction.”)

  14. Give Me Truths - this was so painful, but it’s such a well-crafted story with an amazing ending plus the character developement is superb, TW: emotional/physical abuse (Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.Or, the one in which Louis falls in love with a fragile boy and tells him every beautiful truth in the world, as long as it makes him happy.)
  15. And The Reason Is You - this was deleted from ao3, but it’s a shame, it’s such a great piece with zarry and lilo friendships (Zayn and Harry are the socialite sons of two high-end record producers and the heirs to the future of Myles Records. The two are reckless, loud and out of control. They have no regard for reputation or responsibility. Liam and Louis work for Horan’s catering, their friend Niall’s catering business, and are at almost every event that Myles Records throws. After one disastrous night, Zayn and Harry are dragged home upon request by Paul, Liam and Louis. Hijinks, drama and love ensue. This includes a Zarry friendship (a bit of unrequited love in this respect, too), Nosh, and body shots.)
  16. Another Hazy May harry shoots guns better than he shoots footie, and louis writes in the third person, zayn’s kardashian poster as the foundation of a friendshipand and liam payne as batman (“louis is a terrible poet and harry lives in the now and they have six weeks to fall in love but, really, it only takes six seconds. bookshop meets military meets summer romance au ft. marlboros, the backstreet boys, and underrated literary devices.”)
  17. Learning To Breathe - fluff and angst mostly (He’s playing football at one of the top universities in England and he should love everything about his life right now, but instead he’s moving backwards. How does your past fit into your present? Louis is still figuring it out.)
  18. Hiding Out In The Kitchen -  this one is really cute, and I loved the ending (Harry’s in an internationally famous boyband with his three best mates, he gets laid on a pretty regular basis, and he’s headed to Australia in a week. He doesn’t need anything else, and he certainly doesn’t need a boyfriend. If this nice guy he met in a coffeeshop wants to date him, great—but that’s all it is. Right?)
  19. If I Could Hold You - famous!harry, soooo good (“Louis isn’t a fan of popstars. Unless the popstar has curly hair, green eyes, and is named Harry Styles. He really likes that popstar.”)
  20. Hold Me Closer - (“Louis Tomlinson is one of the most promising dancers of the English National Ballet, on track to become the youngest principal dancer in the company’s history. That is, until forces conspire to significantly complicate his life, including: a surprise ballet, an unfairly attractive guest choreographer, and being pushed into a rivalry with his best mate. Featuring lots of wine, dancing, pining, and a happy ending.”)
  21. Just Me, You, And This Box Of Matches - H&L live in the same building, really cool Harry character (“Louis is fairly sure that his new neighbour is going to destroy him. And also their apartment building, and the dumpsters outside, and all the forests within a thirty mile radius. But. Mostly him.”)
  22. All Too Human - kids au, so cute, Harry’s persona here is so out of this world (“Louis has a 3 year old son and works at a daycare while getting his education degree.Harry’s a fresh face Popstar with the world in his hands.They meet over applesauce and hide n’ go seek.”)
  23. Feel The Chemicals Burn In My Bloodstream - to read more than once (“Harry is a journalist with a lot of secrets and Louis is the future king of the United Kingdom; they live together for 60 days.”)
  24. Adding: Escapade (as it already made hl fic history) In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He’s rich. He’s handsome. He’s reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for. 

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for a fic rec? Humiliation kink would be nice, maybe with exhibitionism 👀

Humiliation/Exhibition Rec

Switch Out The Batteries : Two years after meeting in a sex shop, Harry’s just returning to Louis from a month-long tour in the States, and they come up with a wholesome bonding exercise.

Slippage  and the sequel Settlement Harry and Louis have sex in front of the others. It shouldn’t be like this. They shouldn’t be so comfortable with each other that something like this is allowed to happen without anyone completely freaking out. That has to be a sign that they’ve all gotten too close, that they need some time apart.

All wound Up and Short On TimeHe can never get enough of the effect he has on Harry, it’s addictive, and this is just taking it to a whole new level. Maybe it’s partly the idea that all these people are watching, seeing just how skilfully Louis can work Harry into a total frenzy with the tiniest things.

The Recluse and the Crutch In a lake house in the mountain, Louis (very successfully) writes for a living while he pays Harry to clean, cook and occasionally have sex with him.

I Can Be the Treble Baby, You Can Be the Bass :  Harry and Louis are freshman roommates. they do some things.

A Cage For Every Ugly Spirit : First-year uni student Harry gives up orgasms for Lent, featuring a cock cage and weekly prostate milkings on Sundays.

Time Heals All Things : The one where Louis punishes Harry to teach him that there are consequences for everything. Especially indifferent words directed to others.

So Baby Whenever You’re Ready (AKA the Driver Instructor sequel) : Harry has a birthday, Louis is a good boyfriend, and Zayn’s the most helpful best mate ever.

I’m pretending the real ending to the Night at the Musueum trilogy is that Ahk comes back to the natural history museum in a few years, saying “It was nice to visit my parents for a while, but it was time I came home.” He brings with him Tilly (who gets to live the dream of being a ninja sword owning security guard in America) and Lancelot (who’s now Ahk’s dedicated personal bodyguard). The body of the real Kahmunrah is found and acquired, and it turns out that he’s just as sassy and sarcastic as the version they encountered at the Smithsonian but not evil at all. Jed finally figures out that Octavius is more than just his best friend and yet very little changes in their dynamic besides the occasional PDA because things between them were already perfect to begin with. (“Lancelot who? The only hypnotic blue eyes I see here are yours.” “Shut up and kiss me, ya sap.”) Larry teaches history at a near-by high school and leads some kind of after school club that frequently takes visits to museums in the evenings. All his students think he’s the coolest teacher ever because he knows how to make learning actually fun and entertaining. Ahkmenrah still visits his parents every few years but always returns to his real family. Everyone lives, everyone’s happy, everyone’s together. THE END. Cut to credits.

If AoS ran a school?

May: brutal PE teacher that pushes everyone really hard and is intimidating. Encourages the tiny little girls and the kids who get bullied to kick butt, and scares the daylight out of bullied by raising her eyebrow.

Coulson: cool principal that will wear a pink suit to work if his school succeeds in a food drive but won’t wave a single student’s PE credit and has a serious thing for the music teacher. Drives a sick car that he shouldn’t be able to afford on his salary…

Simmons: is the entire science curriculum. Teaches Chemistry and Biology, leads an after-school science club, is an important chairwoman on the school’s district council, and finds herself planning extracurricular events with the robotics club organizer more often than necessary. Has tea and coffee available in her classroom for students 24/7.

Fitz: is the entire math curriculum. Teaches engineering, stat, calculus, and also runs a robotics club after school. Gets called in to fix the other staff members’ computers constantly. Decorated his desk space with monkeys?

Daisy/Skye: the awesome media teacher whom everyone loves. Runs computer science and coding classes, as well as the media team. Takes her kids on field trips to awesome random places, saying they are “crucial to student learning”, much to the dismay of the principal. Has a weird fascination with seismic activity.

Mack: teaches the shop class, and helps out with robotics club. Has a serious thing for the Spanish teacher. Seems to be very intimidating, but attends nearly every school event in support of his students.

Elena: Spanish teacher who is super nice but whose English isn’t the greatest. Students always have top AP test scores.When administrators come in to survey her class, she and the students speak in only Spanish and confuse them all.

Bobbi: teaches french, Italian, and German, as well as ASL, but can insult you in an additional 12 languages. No one knows how she knows so many languages, and she changes the story every time she is asked.

Hunter: chill civics and comparative government teacher who gives very little homework and often shows documentaries/ videos in class. Has a thing for the language teacher, and all of his students know it. If you are caught texting in class, he takes your phone and finishes the texting conversation for you, and snapchats your friends during class.

Ward: the scary lunchlady (lunchman?) who makes questionable food and yells at students if they accidentally spill macaroni in the salad bowl. Students know he is evil, and some of the staff members suspect it.

Feel free to add on!

One thing that always frustrates me about reading in school is that most of the time the focus seems to be on “what can you tell me about this book” rather than “what does this book tell you.” That may make zero since, but I think it’s frustrating when I see young students tell me that they hate reading because it’s boring and the tests are dumb or they can only read certain books that fit into their Lexile level, etc. 

I’m getting my master’s in education, and one thing that I always one to strive to do is to help each and every one of my students find that one book that speaks to them. I want to teach the novels for my class in a way that even if they don’t enjoy the book completely - they can at least understand why we are reading it. I want to have a book for everyone. 

On another note, I’m reallllly disliking school this time around, so all happy thoughts to all you guys right there with me! 

Have you ever have an english teacher that stuck out to you? Have you ever had a terrible English teacher? Let me know! Love to hear your stories! 

Remember to enter in the giveaway! :D

Much love!

Lauren