the many expressions (and gestures) of robbe in sander’s instagram live
anonymous asked:
did NOT take you as a Patrick Stump fangirl, thats really funny
and will is like fuck it
okay but how many people have undiagnosed adhd that’s just been brushed off for the past several years of their lives until they went on social media and found out they heavily relate to adhd posts because
*SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND DREAM SMP WAR*
(everything I talk about is from tubbo, wilbur, and technos povs)
SHIT WENT DOWN TODAY LADS, GALS, AND PALS
okay everyone was on today. literally everyone and most of everything that happened before wilbur and tommy got on was just people bouncing from vc to vc, theorising who the traitor was, and last minute plans and loot gathering
tubbo and quackity had a moment before they gathered with techno, fundy, and niki. as they gathered, eret joined them and stated that dream stripped him of his title of king of the smp
they adopted eret into the group as wilbur and tommy joined the server
wilbur and tommy talked for a bit with each other before joining the pogtopia vc as they were yelled at by the same vc to join the call
once they did, chaos from that many people errupted and they moved from their spot to pogtopia over the span of a slow 10 minutes.
techno got tired of it and just yelled at everyone to head to his base under the lake. once they were all assembled in the public part of it, techno activated a secret door to a lower chamber with dozens of fully stocked chests full of weapons, foods, gear, and 5 full pieces of netherite armor
it was actually fucking crazy and everyone was wearing armor, except wilbur. once everyone gathered what they wanted, they returned to the surface where skeppy, bbh, and antfrost were waiting for them. the entire group of wilbur, tommy, tubbo, techno, quackity, fundy, niki, eret, bbh, skeppy, and ant made their way back to manberg
as soon as pogtopia was within range, schlatt and dream opened fire from eret’s tower and the war officially started
pogtopia stormed the tower and chaos errupted. I couldn’t understand anything anyone was saying but dream and schlatt ender pearled out of the tower towards manberg. idk if karl was actually fighting with dream and schlatt but he died several times but not really anyone else died
during the chaos, dream typed in chat asking to talk to wilbur. after agreeing to it and telling everyone to stand down, dream moved wilbur into a private vc. dream flat out said that schlatt’s an idiot and wilbur was like yeah we know what’s your point?
dream then says to join the vc with everyone else and after wilbur told everyone to shut up, dream said that they surrendered and led the group of like 15 ppl to the hto van. schlatt was there unarmed and defenseless
schlatt was washed up, drunk, and senile and it was actually really sad seeing the manburg dictator like that in the moment. jumping out of his stupor, schlatt started just punching fundy even though it pointless, he started calling quackity a flatty patty and so on and so forth. tommy eventually stepped in with an arrow loaded into dreams crossbow and pointed it at schlatt. words were exchanged and before tommy could fire the arrow, schlatt fell out of the world.
everyone was shocked but nonetheless, they started celebrating because the war was officially over and manburg was won back. in the celebration, wilbur told everyone to shut up again in order for dream to say that their was no traitor and he had lied about it.
more celebratory shouts and stuff happened, the vc was chaos, and whatever but wilbur told everyone to head to the podium. in doing so, wilbur told tommy to get on the mic as the president elect of manburg.
shocked, tommy took the stage for his first official speech as the president for manburg. tommy said it was a hard won honor to be on that stage back in manburg, and decreed that it was meant to be. he then said that manburg would again be known as l'manburg. everyone celebrated but tommy stopped them and said that he couldn’t stay on as president, not until he got his disks back from skeppy. he then named wilbur as president to replace him
after tommy left the podium and wilbur stood in front of everyone, he decreed that the flag that signified schlatt’s regime was to be taken down and l'manburg’s yellow, red, white, and blue flag be errected once again. more cheers but wilbur stopped these as well and stated that technoblade had taught wilbur a lot and that in doing so, wilbur could no longer trust the government. wilbur conceded as president and named tubbo as president of l'manburg
wilbur left the podium and tubbo replaced him. tubbo have a fantastic speech and stated that they had a lot of work to do to fix up l'manburg but it was finally theirs again. and it was to be a place that everyone on the smp would be welcomed
everyone was finally allowed to cheer now that tubbo was the official president of l'manburg. while everyone was celebrating, wilbur said he’d be right back, exited the vc, and started making his way behind the podium. behind where the white house once stood…
wilbur than began to say chekhov’s gun over and over again. he then entered the button room and sat down in the chair, looking at the button
eleven and a half stacks of tnt was rigged to blow under l'manburg and wilbur said that as long as the button was there, he just couldn’t not press it
in the middle of wilbur’s mental breakdown, the philza minecraft joined the vc and asked wilbur what he was doing. wilbur lied and said that he celebrating in l'manburg and trying to act cool
philza joined the game and spawned in the button room, behind wilbur
philza tried to talk sense into wilbur and tried to have him back away from the button. wilbur fully lost it and said that he was the traitor and had been all along
wilbur pressed the button, turned his back to it, and saluted philza as the tnt exploded and put a massive crater in l'manburg
philza killed wilbur and immediately took off through the crater, leaving wilbur in his madness as he laughed on. wilbur then stated that the traitor was both him and techno and that techno was going to spawn withers on top of the ruins of manburg
true to his word, techno spawned two and it was chaos, everyone was fighting a wither (one was called subscribe to technoblade)
in the chaos wilbur said that he wished the best to tubbo’s presidency and that wilbur would be back very, very soon on the smp. he then ended stream and logged off
chaos ensued and tommy and tubbo managed some control after the withers were killed and asked everyone who remained on pogtopia/l'manburg’s side to join a vc
techno then started lighting off his own three stacks of tnt on whatever was left of l'manburg. dream and george helped and everyone else who hadn’t join the l'manburg vc just pretty much talked amongst themselves casually
in the mean time, dream said that his agreement with wilbur (I guess THE agreement about being a traitor idk) was that no matter what, l'manburg would blow up
I don’t know what tommy and l'manburg talked about during this time, I had had to stop watching the streams but this is was happened today and holy fuck
*EDIT*
OKAY watching tubbo’s pov and updating as I found out shit from the moment wilbur left to push the button and wtffff
they started taking down the festival decorations and dream said oh yeah no there was a traitor
cue techno immediately launching into an anarchist monologue, killing tubbo, and stating that both him and wilbur are the traitors
techno is now toeing the line of villainy with an amazing analogue and spawned the withers
philza immediately is just like alright, half of my kids are violent anarchists and so I'mma suit up in full netherite and help the other half
also george finally showing up after building a fucking house for two hours on the server
l'manburg is officially tommy, tubbo, quackity, fundy, niki, eret, karl, and philza
TOMMY AND TUBBO MOMENT IT HURTS
CONNOREATSPANTS WTF OOOOHHHHH SHIIIITTTTT and apparently someone other than connor and philza?? if I understood dream right
tubbo and quackity are talking and tubbo wants to clean up l'manburg and rebuild it on stilts and a glass tunnel through it all which is fucking cool
tubbo is president, tommy is vice president, quackity is the secretary of state, fundy is the fourman (makes everything run smoothly), phil is an advisor, and karl is the creative input
NEW L'MANBURG !!
l'manburg is not a government, it is a collective (so as not to have techno completely obliterate them for existing)
l'manburg is supposed to be peaceful and ask for permission from now on
DREAMON HUNTING IS GETTING GOVERNMENT FUNDING AND A DISCORD GROUPCHAT
okay now that’s it’s holy fuck
*EDIT OF THE EDIT*
IVE BEEN INFORMED THAT CAPTAIN PUFFY IS ALSO WHITELISTED
um yeah shit this was something else today and btw, this is all a bit, it’s not real. don’t get your panties all in a knot because of people roleplaying in a fucking block game
really love how the only two ‘canon’ deaths on dream smp have completely opposite vibes
like,, wilburs death was so angsty and feels like something straight out of ankovie,, like,, after losing his sanity nd finally achieving his goal of blowing up l'manburg he forces his own father to kill him right then and there as they look out at all the destruction he just caused, and then shlatt just fucking. died of a heart attack or whatever bc he got too drunk
even though im obsessed with f1 i literally know nothing about cars outside of single seater autoracing and i think that’s very sexy of me
castiels of varying effort because 14 year old me is using a drill wrench on my fucking amygdala and its all because of this fruit
felt a little gay today so here’s some lewthur
why hello rwby tumblr. can i offer you a rubes in these trying times 🤲
Screw finding the Ethan to your Lex or the Becky to you Tom find the General McNamara to your concept of time
the amount of money I’d pay for a “fuck you forever” sweatshirt…anyways
no but like. training your oldest child to be obsessed with your youngest and then being like nevermind just kill ‘em instead :) and then dropping off the freaking mortal coil. john winchester was hilarious.
thing is about the supernatural finale is if it’s good and they follow thru on all their shit it’s gonna be SOOO fucking good, but if it sucks? them that’s just like….. well that’s just supernatural!
Maybe over winter break i should use some of the free time to construct a cleric beast pillow pet
if you were a singer in a band that i liked when i was in elementary school chances are i was madly in love with you
anonymous asked:
Honestly people don’t give Zixuan enough credit for still wanting to court and marry jyl knowing that her brothers are 1. spicy necromancer 2. A sect leader and that neither of them like him
Not to get all in my feelings about it, but I love that scene where he tells Yanli that he doesn’t care what scandal is attached to her name because as Madame Jin and Wei Wuxian himself recently demonstrated that scandal is very much her ongoing relationship with like brother #1. It’s like his own personal running down the stairs moment. He’s going to get shit over their continued association and burn social capital and deal with rumours about his future wife sleeping with her maybe brother and he’s saying that he knows she doesn’t want to run from this scandal, and he’s going to support her. She’s a package deal with the heretical murder necromancer and her other violent and powerful little brother who hates him and he’s just like yes, I want in, let me build you a garden.
hannibal consistently wriggled out of the fbi’s crosshairs so many times because jack was continually shooting himself in the foot with his own misconduct.
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my favorite part of the first like 12 episodes of cql is just watching jiang cheng slowly coming to the horrifying realization that his older brother will, in fact, spend time with people who are not him
lord forgive me i’ve entered the danganronpa fandom