Castiel, please love?
Not every angel is built the same, some angels are naturals (*cough* Gabriel *cough*) some fuck like primates (*AHEM* Gadreel *COUGHY COUGHY COUGHY*) And some treat bodies as if they were a math equation to be solved.
That, my dear pals, is how Castiel fucks. Your body is a Rubix cube that he wants to solve all night long. And yes, you’re gonna get tons of questions.
“You’re leaking…what is this wetness? I caused this?….Are you positive?”
“You’re screaming! Why is that good? I DON’T SCREAM WHEN I FEEL GOOD”
“Wait….nevermind I understand now, I do feel the need to scream your name…Bounce quicker, please”
Unless you want to stick with missionary, you’re going to be holding his hand through each and every sexual act, answering question after question and even having to convince him that it’s ok for him to lick your pumpum.
I know what you’re saying, you’re glaring at me and saying “Auntie Noodle, most beautiful flower, are you telling me that sex with Castiel will always be a chore? IT WILL ALWAYS BE TEDIOUS?”
No, not at all! I’m saying that he. is. thorough. If you can stick with…..let’s say ten weeks of consistent sex of this nature, he’ll get it down, and these are his stats after getting past his skeptical phase.
I can confidently say that his head game is…well…hm…
If that’s any indication, we can confidently say that his head game may well be up there with Dean’s (And we alllll know that Dean’s head game is A1 steaksauce.)
It helps that sometimes his nose gets “in the way”. It’ll bump and rub your clit as he slowly thrusts his tongue inside of you, sending you into orgasms far quicker than you ever hope for. I can’t neglect that tongue. It’s so long and it hits these perfect spots. If he’s not careful he’s gonna be hitting that G-spot juuuust right and will almost drown, if you catch my meaning.
His fingers are long and callused, these beautiful digits along with that beautiful tongue makes a combination that I think should be illegal. With little effort, he’ll have your legs wobbling and your back arching off of the bed as if you’re being lifted to heaven.
His stroke game? It’s pretty good, but he can never find a steady rhythm because he always gets too swept up in the feeling of it. His favorite position is laying on his side behind you, because it’s a half embrace, and half sexy times. What can he say, he’s a cuddler.
8.7/10 overall, 6.5/10 stroke game, 9.5/10 head game, personally he’s an 8/10 because I needs a consistent stroke game