voltron characters as stuff my siblings have said
- allura: i'm just gonna fucking marry my hamster, none of you are invited to the wedding, get fucked
- coran: when i was a kid we used to make balloons out of sheep bladders
- shiro: hey so, weird question but what would one do if they hypothetically set their microwave on fire?
- keith: if you ever touch my stuffed animals again i will stab you in the eye
- hunk: why would you put carrots in cake, carrots are vegetables, you wouldn't put broccoli in a muffin
- lance: i've knitted scarves for every single one of you and if you don't wear them i will cry in front of mom
- pidge: i swear i wasn't the one who threw the tv out the window! look at my arms, i can't even lift a grape!