I got requests for the Pocky game, so here’s my take on what would happen. ;)
For those who haven’t heard of it, Pocky are these stick-shaped chocolate covered cookie things, and the Pocky game is where two people start eating a Pockystick from each end. The person whose mouth comes off the Pocky first, or whoever gets to the middle first loses. If the participants end up kissing, it’s a tie. ^_~
I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH BECAUSE IT CONFIRMS MY THEORY THAT JEAN-JACQUES LEROY ISN’T JUST SOME DICK, HE’S JUST A SUPER COMPETITIVE DORK WHO IS LIKE THAT MIDDLE KID THAT ALWAYS WANTS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION.
“YOU SAID YOU’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED WHEN THIS HAPPENS? WELL TOO BAD I’LL GET MARRIED FIRST AND DO IT BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVER.”
We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice
but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and
we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family
knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh
well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood
I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN
UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS
You and I were innocently making out
but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be
home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which
point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and
realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly
and taking off their shirt
You two are such
trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be
adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering
me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
Me: omg i would be a bad teacher. id laugh at the little fucker Friend: OMG Me: WHAT. BULLIES DESERVE IT Me: THEY MADE MY LIFE HELL SO MY KIDS WOULD BE THE MIDDLE SCHOOL VIGILANTES WEARING CAPES DASHING TO AND FRO Me: *PUNCH* Me: *KICK* Friend: VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER Friend: OMG Me: *STAB WITH PENCIL* Friend: WHAT EVEN 😂😂 Me: *CUE SUPERHERO CAPE SHADOW FLAPPING* Me:*CUE THEME SONG* Me: *POW* Friend: 😂😂😂 Me: *JUSTICE BETWEEN CLASS PERIODS* Me: “I HEARD YOUR CRY MY FAIR MAIDEN” Me: *UPSIDE DOWN KISS IN THE LOCKER ROOM* Friend: I CANT WITH YOU Friend: OMG Friend: OK GOALS Me: THE MENACE V THE DORK SQUAD Me: *SAVING GRADES* Me: *STOPPING WEDGIES* Me: “WHO WAS SHE? THE WORLD MY NEVER KNOW” Me: *DORK BY CLASS. HERO BETWEEN PERIODS* Friend: THE NEW CW SHOW Me: *CUE DC COMICS* Me: *PURPLE HERO CAPES* Me: *GALAXY SPANDEX* Me: *AIR ROLLS* Friend: WHEEZE Me: *HIGH KICKS* Me: *POW* Me: *BAM* Me: *WHO IS THIS MASKED 5TH GRADER* Me: “SHE SAVED MY MIDTERM” Me: “SHE SAVED MY MECHANICAL PENCILS” Friend: 😂😂😂 Me: *SHE GAVE HIM THE SWIRLY* Me: STOP ME. IM GETTING TOO INTO THIS Me: “WHO IS THAT MASKED CRUSADER?” Me:*PSST SHES YOUR FRIEND-ZONED BFF* Friend: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STOP YOU Me: *BREAKS INTO PRINCIPLES HOUSE AT NIGHT* Me: “CLEAN UP THE HALLS OR YOU’LL HAVE ME TO CONTEND WITH.” Me: “YES MA’AM” Me: *GOES TO SOCCER PRACTICE*
and Jungkook help Jin bake cookies but Jungkook ends up eating a good portion
of the batter because Yoongi’s weak for Jungkook’s pout and can’t tell him
“no”. (Jin’s not amused at all and makes Jungkook and Yoongi clean the
kitchen up after he’s done baking)
Jungkook uses “I’m going to tell Jin hyung,” as a threat whenever Yoongi locks himself in his studio and doesn’t eat or goes more than one night without- at the very least- some sleep.
for groceries together (Jungkook always puts extra snacks into the shopping
cart and even though Jin tells him to put them back at first, he eventually
Yoongi and Jungkook love to “surprise” Jin on his birthday by making him breakfast in bed
Jungkook acting like complete dorks in public and Yoongi walking a few steps
behind them, pretending that he has no idea who they are until Jungkook runs
towards him, grabs his hand and drags him to look at something in the window of
the manhwa store they just passed as Jin slowly trails behind with the
brightest smile on his face.
Yoongi pushing their beds together so that Jungkook can sleep in the middle
(Jungkook always trudges to Jin and Yoongi’s room when he has a nightmare or
wakes up in the middle of the night feeling homesick)
the fact that he’s older than Yoongi to convince Yoongi to do things he doesn’t
want to do and Jungkook snickering behind his hand when Yoongi ends up having
to take Jin’s pink coat to the dry cleaners (Yoongi doesn’t understand why Jungkook’s
laughing since Jungkook’s the one that drives him there)
and Yoongi helping out with chores without Jin having to ask them
Jungkook making lunch boxes for all the members (Jungkook always sticks a
post-it on Yoongi’s and writes some sort of positive message with a doodle of a
bunny here and there)
of them sprawled on the couch with Jin sitting snug in the middle, gazes
intently focused on the tv screen as they play Mario Cart. Yoongi and Jungkook
start arguing when Yoongi throws a bomb at an unsuspecting Jungkook’s cart,
Jungkook calling foul and the both of them jumping up from their seats,
bickering as Jin sits calmly, completely ignoring them.
rolling his eyes at Jin’s puns and the way Jungkook cracks up, face scrunching
up adorably as he laughs
cooking lamb skewers on special occasions
Yoongi and Jin constantly ruffling Jungkook’s hair, kissing his temples, patting him on the back and complimenting him because the maknae is too hard on himself
Jungkook making fun of Yoongi because every time Jin blows him a kiss, he gets flustered and Yoongi grumbling about how Jungkook shouldn’t be talking since he’s the one that choked on his milk when Jin came home with freshly dyed blond hair.
Can you do a fix about Josh and the reader having to share a bed space on a tour bus and there just friends but it starts to get smutty while still trying to keep quiet because Tyler.
YES I CAN BABES AND HERE IT IS
warning: smut,cursing, - (oh god first attempt at real smut sorry Jesus)
Also I went on a bit with this one, fluff and smut…
Your best friends in the world where two dorks who travelled around performing in ski masks and floral shirts. Those dorks where Josh and Tyler. They had just started their new tour and josh had invited you to travel to three venues with them, you packed a load of ripped shorts and band Tshirts not forgetting your trusted converses. You had always felt like a friend to Tyler but josh always seemed that one bit closer.
After a three hour flight to Washington you stepped out of baggage claim and right in the middle of the large crowds were your boys… Surrounded by body guards and fans. Josh saw you straight away, a smile slapped across his face as he dropped the sign that said “Y/N <3 /-| ” you ran over to him and he wrapped you in a bear hug, you’re sure you never heard so many iPhone cameras go off in your life,
“Y/n FINALLY MY GIRL!” Josh yelled lifting you into the air, you giggled clutching his neck and looked across to see Tyler in hello kitty sunglasses with a beanie.
“Tyler? Babe I’m not even gonna ask.” You say laughing, you throw your rucksack to josh along with your suitcase.
“Wow thanks y/n missed you too” josh said as we started waking to the bus parked around the corner, some fans followed but where ushered away by the security.
“What can I say joshy I’m just too damn popular, they don’t even know you guys” you replied linking Josh’s arm. Tyler started laughing, turning to face the two of you, he opened the door and you where hit by a smell of men and body spray,
“Tyty why the glasses?” You asked taking them off his face as you sat down on the dark blue sofa facing an opposing window on the bus, josh slumped down next to you despite the whole sofa being free.
“Well I know you don’t like being centre of attention so I thought I could distract the pap and fans with my style, we are a super serious band after all….” He added, smirking throwing you a beer from the fridge.
“Aww thanks boo, you know me so well” you replied smiling,
The driver got in and the van started, a few crew members got in and Tyler started talking to them leaving you and josh in the front part.
“I’m so glad you came, I’ve Been- we’ve been missing you. Our vines haven’t been the same!” He whined poking your cheek, you shooed him away cracking a smile,
“You’re so sweet josh bless, it’s been boring at home not gonna lie, I forgot I don’t have any other mates besides you weirdos. ” you grinned cuddling under his arm. Your bodies fitted perfectly, josh had always been your cuddle buddy no matter what.
“What about Damien your boyfriend? ” he asked confused, you pulled away slightly,
“Yeah…. It didn’t work out. Like a week after you left he maybe sort of cheated and so like…. Yay single…. Oh my god josh we can like wingman each other. ” you said lightening the mood.
“He what? Why didn’t you tell me!? Y/n I care about you you know I do, I never liked that guy…. That’s it I finally have an excuse to unfollow him on twitter…. How dare he?! I swear to god if I was there…. ” he went to go on but you out your hand over his mouth smiling,
“Shush, I’m fine honestly it’s nothing okay?” You asked and he nodded his head,
“I’m still gonna unfollow him” he said after you dropped your hand. He pulled out his phone and went on twitter, you saw him unfollow him and you giggled, you did feel sad about your ex but that didn’t matter, you were here with your best friends.
“JOOOOSHHHHHHHH….. I NEED YOU TO TAKE A CANDID EDITED PHOTO OF ME FOR TWITTER. JOSHHHHHHHHHHH” you heard Tyler call from the other side of the bus and josh sighed, shifting you off him you lay flat on the sofa missing his body under yours.
“And it begins….” Josh whined flashing you his cute grin before leaving. Wait. Cute grin? Get a grip y/n…
You saw his twitter was still open….
“Oh josh you never learn….” You picked it up taking a cute selfie, cheeks blown out and lips plumped, your band tank top slugged off one shoulder, you where happy with how you looked silly but equally cute,
“@tylerjoseph remind josh not leave his phone lying around UNLOCKED… ”
You decided this wasn’t enough…
“@y/t/n is the best person in the world she’s super funny and is better at the drums then me…” You tweeted feeling smug about it, instantly both tweets began gaining favourites and retweets fast, clearly people had him on notifications.
Your phone began popping, you already had thousands of followers from simply knowing the boys and when they tweeted about you, but these where people asking if we where dating. You laughed imagining what it would be like to be with Josh, he was your friend. He was always there for you, no matter what time of day he would answer, half his Instagram was already full of you way more than Tyler’s was, his snapchats to you where usually ugly selfies that managed to look flawless, your face time calls lasted two hours plus and…..
He walked back in and his smile caused you to forget what you just realised.
“Really y/n? My twitter?” He said grinning, his eyes where crinkled from smiling,
“Shouldn’t leave your phone then should you?” You reply smirking, you where now aware of how flirtatious the two of you sounded when you spoke, no wonder Tyler and Jenna always assumed you two where a thing…. But josh wouldn’t feel the same way… Would he?
Before you realised he began tickling you, reaching for your phone that was in your bum pocket, he reached it with ease before rushing to the back of the bus with it,
“JOSH, GOD DAMMIT JOSH!!!!!” You yelled while laughing uncontrollably, you followed him but in the cramped bus it was difficult to move around Tyler stood in the way, phone in hand filming, most likely a vine,
“It’s been ten minutes and the kids are at it again… ” Tyler then made a comical sigh flipping the camera round to his disappointed “father” face. You shoved him playfully,
“TYLER FUCK OFF” you whined before josh handed your phone back grinning.
You looked up at him, his tall frame towered above you, he seemed even more muscular since you last saw him.
You checked your twitter, notifications blowing up…. He tweeted:
“@joshuadun is so freakin cute, damn that ass and those muscles am I right ladiezzzz?? 🌝🌝🌝” the smirking moon emojis made you laugh but you pretended to be mad before smiling at josh, he smiled back and it fell silent as the two of you continued laughing lightly, Tyler was busy sharing his vine….
“Anyway you nerds, where am I sleeping tonight?” You asked slipping your phone back into to your pocket, Tyler smirked,
“I’ll leave you two to discuss that, I’m gonna watch Netflix…. You’re free to join but I’m choosing the film and I am in the mood for fight club…” He left grinning at josh who looked nervous,
“See y/n,.. The bus is kinda small…. So like…. Because Tyler’s married…. It only makes sense for you to sleep in my bunk…. But like its fine I can sleep on the couch it’s fine you can have it….” He said leaning on the door frame,
“Oh…. Yeah well…. I mean I don’t mind you sleeping with me… If that’s okay with you though I wouldn’t want to like weird you out” you said blushing,
“I’ve seen you do crazy shit sharing a bed wouldn’t be weird for me y/n…” He cracked a smile and you smiled back…
“Y/n I ummm, wanted to show you something” he said pulling out his phone, “some of these tweets are funny” he showed you the reply to your tweets, it’s all about how we are goals, how we suit how funny…. “ he giggled to himself
“Don’t lie we look cute In selfies together” you said poking him in the chest,
“You mean I look cute” he replied posing,
“I’m being serious !” You whined like a small kid, you folded your arms,
“I’m joking, you look beautiful. Like, so beautiful, look how you managed to look cute in that picture, while pulling a face that’s not humanly possible. ” he said and you smiled, ear to ear.
You wrapped your arms around his neck and he looked down at you, you went on your tip toes and lightly kissed his cheek.
“Thanks josh. You know, Damien never said anything like that. No one really has…” You blushed, and he held you close to him, his hand in the small of your back, his other arm hung loosely round your neck.
“Y/n. I love you, ” josh muttered.
“Aww you cutie love you too babes now let’s go watch fight club!” You went to pull away by he clung a while longer,
“No y/n…. I love you. Like. Love you love you, I couldn’t stand seeing you with Damien. I hated that guy, knowing he was holding you at night and not me, knowing he was taking couple selfies with you and not me, knowing his hands where on you whereas my hands would be worshipping you, ide be protecting you from your silly fear of spiders, I would teach you drums, my hands over yours showing you beats…. Lazy mornings with you, date nights, cute direct tweets, the fans loving you, being able to say I not the single one…because I would be with you.” He said and you melted into his arms. You had been waiting too damn long to hear that.
“I love you too…. You’re the only one who treated me right” you breathed, pulling his neck down so his mouth was close to yours, he kissed you passionately holding your body pressed against his own.
“FUCKING FINALLY” Tyler called throwing popcorn at the two of you,
“Where the hell did you get popcorn from?” Josh asked pulling it from your hair, Tyler shrugged but took a photo of you two wrapped up in each others arms.
“That’s one for twitter !” He chirped.
“Y/n … Does this mean? We are like… A thing? ” he asked sceptically,
“I would love to be a thing with you, ” you replied grinning, he hugged you nestling his face in your neck,
“Oh my god get a room. ” Tyler called and you laughed, you and josh joined him on the sofa, josh sat like he did before, right next to you besides having the whole sofa to himself as Tyler always say on the floor like a child, head leaning back on your knees.
You took out your snap chat, you had thousands of followers because people often saw you post pictures and videos of josh.
You held down the button recording,
“This wonderful sofa to sit on and……. JOSH DECIDES ON SITTIN RIIIIIIIGHT HERE” you zoomed in on his face and he buried his face into your hair and shoulder,
You uploaded it and smiled,
“Well then if we are making this public thanks to Tyler’s tweet I might as well tweet ” josh says opening front camera, you placed a strand of your hair over his lip like a moustache and he did his signature grin while you did the rock sign, he took it and uploaded it to twitter captioned “with the girl, power couple af”
“I’ll let the fans realise what that means” he said putting his phone away.
Soon enough fight club finished and Tyler was curled up in his bunk, he left to sleep before the ending but you and josh where too engaged in the film to sleep.
“Hanging out with you just brings out the best in me y/n. It’s like…. I thoughts this would be awkward but it just feels so right it’s weird.” He said brushing some hair off your face.
“I’ve wanted to be with you josh… I’ve always sort of felt more than friends with you. It took me a while to realise. C'mon let’s go to bed… Quick question…. Can I borrow your shirt for bed, my suitcase is crammed under loads of stage stuff in the back.
"Of course,” he said, you followed him to the bunk, he peeled his shirt off revealing his muscular frame, his track suit shorts hung dangerously low on his hips, you peeled off your clothes, josh had seen you in your underwear many times before but this felt more intimate. You stood in your underwear and josh handed you the shirt. You pulled it on and it went up to your thighs, he let you climb in first, he lay next to you and you wrapped your arm around his chest.
He pulled the blanket over you and pulled the curtain closed, Tyler’s music could be heard, he had headphones in but at full volume, he lay sleeping.
You looked up at josh. He leaned down and placed a kiss on your lips, your tongue grazed his mouth and he immediately took dominance deepening the kiss. You where pulled. Loser to him, you needed up laying on top of him to fit in the bunk, you straddled him grinding without releasing,
His hand traced your bum and you felt him harden through his boxers. Your hand slid down to Palm him through his boxers, as you rubbed he emitted a low moan sending vibrations through your body, your underwear dampened and his hand moved to your breast,
“Josh…please” you whispered and he slid his boxers off. You giggled as he shuffled to wriggle them off. You slid yours down while trying not to bang your head on the top section. He kept giggling at you but it seemed sexy…. He began rubbing a finger over your entrance, causing a moan from your voice, you covered your mouth squirming on top of him clutching his shoulder while keeping a hand over your mouth.
Seeing you squirm on him as he rubbed you made him even harder, you felt him poke your thigh with his length, you tried to keep quite remembering Tyler was in the bed next to you two.
Before you nearly came there and then josh pushed into you after stretching you out with his two fingers, but that didn’t prepare you for how big he was. You always assumed he would be large purely because he was tall and built, the pain shot up through you and josh ended up covering your mouth and you covered his while staring at you, soon pleasure covered the pain and he began thrusting in and out of you, his eyes squeezing shut as you both became a sweaty panting mess in the bunk.
His thrusts became faster, his spare hand went from your bum to your clit as he bang rubbing circles, you moaned and it caused you both to laugh slightly as you where trying to be quite. You moved your hand from his mouth and kissed him, moaning into each others mouths.
“Cum for me…” He whispered rubbing your clit faster, you came udone on him collapsing into his chest as he pumped three more thrusts into you before you felt him fill you, he stayed inside you until he caught his breath, he pulled out kissing you the whole time. Before just holding you.
“I love you josh.”
“I love you too y/n…. I’ve wanted this for so long…”
what she says:
i'm so excited about cap 3 mostly bcz of the amount of screentime sebstan will be having and the development bucky's character will go through and the fact that we'll get to see him reunite with his childhood friend and watch these 2 grownup superenhanced soldiers get all touchy feely, lemme-recite-some-more-wedding-vows-to-you with each other (#i believe in the russo bros) and also watch bucky get offered a second chance at life instead of the punishment he probably expects instead & ~maybe~ get a chance to see these 2 gramps sharing their impressions of the futurs vs. what they've known (with steve so eager to teach bucky everything he's learned so far cus' for once steve's not the one who doesn't get the avengers' references) & basically i'm so excited about seb in cap 3
what she means:
if sebstan doesn't feature in the gag reel i'm burning this whole franchise to the ground
Okay but I can’t wait until Magnus and Alexander sleep together. Not in the sexual way, but in the domestic “stop stealing the covers you dork” sort of way. Like imagine Magnus fluffing the pillows up while Alexander brushes his teeth in the bathroom, peaking around the corner every so often to look at Magnus who is using the pillows as puppets because he thinks Alexander isn’t looking. Imagine Alexander being nervous to get into the bed, his eyes opening wide when he accidentally shifts too close to Magnus who just rolls his eyes and pulls him closer because he can see that Alexander wants to cuddle, but doesn’t know how to ask. Magnus who wakes up in the middle of the night freezing because Alexander stole the blanket so he takes Alexanders pillow from under his head, erupting into a puddle of giggles when Alexander sleepily grabs at it to tug it back, resulting in a war of pillow stealing and blanket hogging that carry on every night Alexander stays over.
What about Kageten? Satori is intrigued by this really tactical stoic player across the net and then when they meet outside of of court somewhere Satori sees what a dork he is he tries to get him into some Shonen Jump series and TOBIO GETS TOO INVOLVED AND IT'S SO CUTE AND SATORI IS SO SMITTEN. Also Tobio is really confused when the talented middle blocker who gave them so much trouble approaches him and makes him all excited and introduces him to some manga that he LOVES. (1/2)
Tobio loves it when Satori starts talking about it with him because he
seems so excited and Tobio is kind of taken aback at how unbridledly
happy he can be. When Tobio learns about Satori being bullied and called
a monster he gets all quiet before stating that Satori was just too
good for them and they didn’t even bother to get to know Satori and
being a monster isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Satori is super happy
(and loves tucking Tobio under his chin at perfect height) (2/2) (Party
“You’re the one in class who has tattoos all over their arms and piercings and everybody’s scared of you and one day I catch you watching cat videos and doodling in the middle of a lecture and wow you’re a dork” AU with older Damian Wayne
Damian had observed this particular classmate of his, he found it intriguing as everyone was scared of you. He noticed they had never approached you despite the fact you never spoke to anyone or gave them a reason to be wary of your behaviour. The only thing he could find slightly intimidating about you were the tattoos that sleeved your arm and the rings in your lip. You caught his attention.
As he walked into the lecture hall he looked around for a seat. There were hundreds in this class and as fate would have it there was a spare seat next to you. He wordlessly sat next to as you sat with your headphones connected to your laptop as you waited for the teacher. Neither of you acknowledged the other and soon enough the teacher arrived.
Damian was a polite young man, his father made sure of it but even he had his limitations and curiosities. As the lecturer droned on with the lesson, his eyes wandered. At first he glanced at your notes, admiring how you could even write so small, let alone read it. But what really caught his attention was in the corner of the paper, a doodle of a cartoon character with a gentle reminder that the show returned tonight.
He gave you a weird look but noticed that you were absorbed into your laptop, a small smile dancing across your pierced lips as you chuckled silently. Leaning back to stretch his arms out he took the opportunity to glance at your screen, planning on only doing so for a second. A second turned into a minute and as the video finished he chuckled, returning to his position next to you.
“I find it extraordinary, the class sits in fear of your due to appearance, yet you sit back and use the silence to your advantage to watch cat videos.”
You looked at him in shock that he was talking to you, and were thrown off-guard by him and his approach.
“I - um.” You stuttered as he chuckled at you.
“You should search Pennyworth feline, if you enjoyed that one.” he grinned “I’m Damian. Damian Wayne.”
“I’m Y/N, Y/L/N.”
“Can I just say that while you seem to have a beautifully hardened exterior you also seem to be a massive dork.” He said smirking at you, admiring your tattoos at a closer angle.
“Oh shit you saw the Cheese Viking tattoo didn’t you?” You sighed cringing into your hands.
“Oh now you’ve definitely held my attention.” He grinned “Now let’s watch the video of this amazingly trained cat.”
“He’s your cat isn’t he?” You peeked out of your hands to grin at him
“How could you tell?” He asked with a sparkle in his eye
“Just a hunch.” You grinned as he leant over and delicately typed his search using the search bar
anyway i would bet money on the fact that the marauders were those kids in school who, like, somehow always had food. at every possible moment. it’d be the middle of history of magic and lily would be falling asleep at her desk and james would nudge six granola bars at her and tell her to take her pic and she’d just look at him questioningly because “where the hell did you get these, potter?” and he’d just shrug and smirk and say “i have my ways”. they’d be sitting in the common room, studying, with almost an entire feast laid out in front of them on the table, complete with drinks and a slice of cheesecake. they’d be learning a new spell in transfiguration and remus would be munching on a chocolate frog. one time peter dropped his book bag and seven bananas fell out (”you’ve got to be prepared!”). sirius had three different brands of licorice candy in his robes. under each boys’ bed was a stockpile of food for emergencies, and when sirius got a particularly nasty letter from home, or remus was feeling down after a full moon, they’d dive in and eat chocolate until their covers were stained. james would sometimes pass first years crying in the hallway, and he’d kneel down and comfort them and send them on their way with a packet of bertie bott’s every flavor beans. if some random kid proclaimed loudly enough in class “i’m so hungry!”, sirius would chuck an apple at their head. and whenever anyone asked them why they felt the need to walk around like walking vending machines (”what on earth is a vending machine?”) they’d simply shrug and point to themselves and say “growing teenage boy”
Did anybody else notice Jamie Lynn not age at all? Like, I know Brit and Co. didn’t age either, but I can kind of get that. They tried (failed) to make her look younger with hair and makeup.
Some thoughts on:
JT’s frightening redneck-hiphop-creeper-stoner voice. What was that? I’m not Justin’s biggest fan, I’m really not, but that was pretty offensive. Like a bad mocking by someone who hates him.
Britney’s weird slippery accent that was all over the board.
Inconsistent fashion and tech were inconsistent.
Awkward sex scenes were awkward. Awkward inability to use proper music. Awkward flashbacks and flashforwards.
The Fight-Club-Tyler-Durden-Subliminal-Flash head shaving that happened in the middle there. That was weird and really out of place.
The butchering of my favorite dorks. I get that *NSYNC weren’t much of a focus, but would it have killed them to give Lance and Chris a line each? Would it have killed them to actually get a five-part “Happy Birthday”?
Her roots were literally killing me. Shitty dye-job was shitty.
The segue into a horror movie towards the end came as a surprise. For a moment there I almost felt something other than “WTF this is so wrong.”
No but HER DYE JOB! I can’t get over that.
Jason was the most sympathetic character. He was there for two minutes.
K-Fed was suitably repulsive.
Inconsistent fashion and tech. I’m very bothered by this.
And that’s not even getting into all the things that they got plain wrong.
In summary: This movie was an absolute dumpster fire. It’s coming on again in an hour and fifteen minutes and I’m probably going to hate-watch it again. What the actual shit.