and well if you can't bond over that what can you even bond over

anonymous asked:

Hey guys! I had this crazy idea I can't get out of my head: RFA+V & Saeran in some disney scenario lmao. But! They're the 'princess' and MC is the 'prince' :D Just a random example to illustrate my point: Jumin is a rich and bored prince and only his tigress Elly is bringing him joy, but then this sneaky plebeian girl rolls up singing 'I can show you the world' lol

This is a really creative prompt! Hope you like these~



  • Zen thought he was just a lowly boy in a household with his brother and mother 
  • His mother wasn’t the kindest of people
  • She made him clean a lot and she rarely let him leave the house
  • She never praised him for his actions, and always put him down for his looks
  • It grew to the climax when you, royalty, invites him to a ball
  • His mother locked him up in his room and refused to let him out, attending the party herself
  • Then one day, a fairy–er–godmother named Seven visited him and freed him from his room
  • Using magic, Seven dressed him in the finest suit and placed two glass roses in his suit pocket and sent him on his way
  • His beauty caught your eye, but there was something else about this man that intrigued you
  • You asked him to dance, and afterwards you both retreated into the nearby garden
  • You saw his kind heart and knew there was something about him
  • But then the clock struck midnight, and he rushed away from you in a fluster
  • A glass rose had fallen, miraculously intact on the stairs
  • You determined to find this kind heart someway or another
  • Meanwhile, Zen returned to his life unsatisfied with everything, but managing nonetheless
  • When he finds out you’re searching for someone with a glass rose, he’s ecstatic 
  • With the help of Seven, he manages to bypass his mother’s schemes and show you the matching rose
  • You two live happily ever after in a castle


(Sleeping Beauty) 

  • A prince with brown hair born to a kingdom and his name was Yoosung
  • His three fairy caretakers gave him gifts at his birth
  • Zen gave him beauty, which changed his hair to a bright blond
  • Jumin gave him wealth and wellbeing
  • Before the last gift could be given, an evil witch named Rika Morgana intruded and put a curse on him
  • So, as the last gift, the fairy V bestowed on Yoosung a blessing that made him go into a deep slumber instead of death
  • The king and queen still worried for their son, so they sent him with the three fairies to grow up away from troubles
  • Years later, Yoosung had a tendency to wander away from the small cottage
  • It was on one of these outings he met you, a princess from another land
  • He feels like he’s met you before, and instantly falls you *Cue Once Upon A Dream playing*
  • When he returns to the cottage and the fairies find out, they instantly separate you two to his chagrin
  • In his fit of anger, he runs away from the cottage and stumbles upon a castle
  • Morgana tricks him into pricking his finger and Yoosung falls into a deep sleep
  • But Morgana also pulled you in, luring you into the castle and becoming a dragon
  • She tried to kill you off but you persevered and slayed the dragon, suddenly motivated by saving Yoosung from his sleep
  • You rescue him by giving him true love’s kiss
  • You two return to the castle, reunite with Yoosung’s parents, and live happily ever after



  • Jaehee was in charge of a kingdom after your parents died
  • But she had these special powers that she was unsure of and didn’t know what to do with
  • So she did her best to suppress her power and hide…even from you
  • But finally the day came where she was coronated, and you two would finally bond…you hoped
  • You met a man there…he seemed amazing
  • He was a prince and you two just seemed to click, and his name was Jumin
  • But Jaehee disagreed when you said you wanted to marry him
  • The argument caused her powers to slip out and the whole kingdom fell in fear
  • So she fled, and you couldn’t catch up though you tried
  • On your way to find her, you met a tall, really handsome man who somehow joined you on your search
  • This man, Zen, seemed to give you advice about marrying a man you just met and how it was ridiculous and how men were beasts
  • He also had this quirky reindeer named Sveven
  • On the way, you also met this happy little ball of snow named Yoosung
  • With their help, you found Jaehee’s castle of ice and approached her
  • Things didn’t go well and you got shot in the heart with ice
  • Zen hurried you out of there to the magical trolls while Jaehee continued to detiorate in her fear
  • When he hears about the act of true love, he takes you home to Jumin
  • Only, Jumin betrays you for the sake of a kingdom and takes over for awhile
  • Finally, Jaehee embraces her power and before she can be annihilated by Jumin, you intervene
  • This act of love melts your heart of ice
  • You and Jaehee  bond again and everyone lives happily ever after



  • He was a prince who was locked up in an extravagant castle
  • His father wanted him to marry, but Jumin wasn’t thrilled with the idea
  • One night, he kissed his tiger Elizabeth the Third before sliding over the wall in disguise to see the city
  • Not knowing much of commoner ways, he soon got lost, but thankfully a peasant girl intervened and helped him through
  • He had never felt a connection with anyone before you and he found the night flew by
  • Unfortunately, you were caught by his palace guards thanks to his father’s evil advisor Sarah Choi
  • Meanwhile, Sarah convinced his father, by nefarious means, to betroth Jumin to herself
  • You escaped prison, in the meantime, and followed a Sarah in disguise to find a genie lamp
  • You entered a cave with your monkey Saeran and passed a few obstacles
  • You befriended a magic carpet named Yoosung and found the genie lamp
  • The genie named Seven offered you three wishes, so you started your transformation to be worthy of Prince Jumin
  • With Seven’s help, you appear as a princess and go to Jumin
  • Your first meeting is rough, but you take him on a magic carpet ride and somewhere along the way he founds out you’re the peasant girl from the market place
  • Unfortunately, so does Sarah Choi
  • She plans your downfall but ultimately fails
  • You and Jumin end up together after all, despite your varying classes, and live happily ever after



  • Saeyoung was a prince with magical red hair
  • As a result, he couldn’t cut it or the hair would turn normal
  • Because of this, he was kidnapped by a cruel woman and locked in a tower while she claimed to be his mother
  • He was never allowed to leave and didn’t have any friends but his chameleon Vanderwood
  • Still he had this longing to see the stars near the castle
  • One day, while his evil mother was out on “errands”, he made up his mind to finally leave the castle
  • But his plans were thwarted when a thief broke into his house while on the run from the castle guards and their dedicated royal horse Saeran
  • “What brought you here? Fate? Destiny?”
  • Your brother A horse.”
  • He makes an agreement with you that he would return your stolen crown if you took him to see the stars
  • You agree, though you try to get rid of him somehow
  • He has a bunch of mood swings, feeling happy at his freedom but also guilty for leaving
  • Unfortunately, you drag him into your own problems as you try to run away from your old partners in crime
  • Finally, you make it to the city where you reunite with your enemy…Saeran…who happens to be protective of Saeyoung
  • Still, since it’s his birthday you two get along and spend a day in the city
  • During this time, you realize you had fallen for him and you want to quit your old life
  • Your magical boat ride underneath the stars goes awry when Saeyoung’s mother intervenes
  • You get wounded, you cut his hair, but in the end everything ends up okay
  • You get free from your life, Saeyoung ends up with his happy family, and you live happily ever after



  • You never really fit in anywhere because you had magical powers that made you super strong
  • After seeing you struggle, your parents revealed that you were actually the daughter of a god
  • But Hades intervened and drained you of your divinity, but your powers still remained
  • With this information, you went to training with the best of the best…Zen
  • With his help, you got even stronger and better
  • On your very first mission, you came across a damoiseua in distress
  • Only…the boy could handle himself
  • You found out the boy’s name was Saeran, and you were completely infatuated with him despite Zen’s warnings
  • Hades finds out Saeran met you and suddenly traps him into another agreement
  • Saeran is forced to lure you into a trap where Hades can get rid of you forever
  • But he finds himself falling in love with you on the way
  • When you and Hades face off, Saeran sacrifices himself, getting himself sent to the underworld
  • Desperate to get him back, you venture there and pull out his soul from the pool 
  • In the process, you showed you were truly the daughter of a god and regained your divinity
  • With your newfound power, you sent Hades back into the underworld and are reunited with your divine parents
  • But…you wanted to stay with Saeran
  • So you gave up your immortality to stay with Saeran and live the rest of your lives happily


Winnie the Pooh

  • V is Winnie the Pooh
  • MC is Christopher Robin
  • Jumin is piglet
  • Seven is Tigger
  • Yoosung is Roo
  • Jaehee is Eeyore
  • Saeran is Rabbit
  • They all live happily…no drama happens…everyone has a happy ending

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“I can’t stay away.” [Part 3] [Nesta x Cassian]

~ new part released 07/10/17 ~
: I’M TRYNA KILL THE UPDATE GAME here’s part 3 of my NESSIAN FIC!!!! Part 4 smut and CassianwashingNesta’shair afeajweofiawe;f are yoU FCUKING READY

tags at the bottom :) and thank you to my beta and fellow elorcan/nessian trashie, @easkyrah~~

CW: Nightmares, PTSD
FST: Moth’s Wings (stripped down) by Passion Pit
Word Count: 3233

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“You come beating like moth’s wings
Spastic and violently
Whipping me into a storm
Shaking me down to the core

But you run away from me
And you left me shimmering
Like diamond wedding rings
Spinning dizzily down on the floor”

- Moth’s Wings (stripped down) by Passion Pit


After visiting Nesta the previous night, Cassian had flown straight home and collapsed onto the silky red sheets of his king-sized bed, clutching his pillow like a life-raft.

Although he dozed off half a dozen times, his vivid dreams were tormented by a series of scenes – the King of Hybern smiling viciously, soldiers vanishing from the field as the Cauldron’s power swept over the earth, Nesta screaming his name, the King of Hybern snapping his wings, the King of Hybern killing him, the King of Hybern killing Nesta…

Cassian resisted. He fought, even though what he saw in his mind’s eye wasn’t real; his reality and fears clashed and manifested into his worst nightmares. He felt sluggish, there were rocks tied to his limbs and he was sinking deeper into the water, into the unknown abyss…

Still, he struggled. I’ll kill you… Don’t you dare touch her, don’t you dare…

Cassian’s hands wrapped around the King of Hybern’s neck, he could see the obsidian eyes and the gleaming teeth right in front of him. There was nothing else but inky black all around him.

And then… Nesta’s face. Nesta’s beautiful face replaced the king’s, and instead of the mask of laughing cruelty, there was only fear laid bare.

And Cassian’s hands were still around that neck, that slender and pale neck… which had turned cold, beneath his fingers.

Nesta’s lifeless body lay beneath him, lacerations and bruises across her arms…

What… have I done…?

Slain soldiers lay in beds of their own making; vivid pools of red stained the ground and ran in rivers through the bloodstained fields surrounding him.

There was only blood. Cauldron save him, there was so much blood, and he couldn’t stop the bleeding…

The red sheets around him were blood, and he was drowning. Drowning, drowning…

Cassian bolted upright, face and torso covered in a sheen of sweat and chest heaving as his heart hammered in his rib cage… His eyes adjusted to the darkness, and he took in the familiar surroundings of his room, inhaling the familiar scents of the townhouse…

Cassian closed his eyes and focused on his breathing. He couldn’t look down at that sea of redness, at his trembling hands, or he would vomit right then and there.

Just a dream… he reassured himself, still breathing fast, just a nightmare…

He lay back down to relax and stared up at the ceiling, letting his imagination form the swirls and whorls into shapes and creatures.

But exhaustion soon dragged him halfway under again, somewhere between the realms of wakefulness and sleep…

Occasionally, he swore he could hear Azriel, the Shadowsinger, whispering in his ear, Wake up, Cassian

He could see the Illyrian crouched down next to him, a look of worry on his face.

Wake up, Cass…



He couldn’t move his mouth to answer, couldn’t do anything except lie there paralyzed… And when he finally wrested control of his muscles from his unconscious mind, he forced his eyes open to once again take in the undisturbed appearance of his room.

There was no one by his side. There was no one in his room, but whenever Cassian closed his eyes, he could hear voices and see forms while he lingered in limbo.

Cassian finally caught a few, precious hours of dreamless sleep just before dawn broke.

After his alarm rang at 6AM, he languished in the silken sheets of his bed longer than usual. The townhouse was near silent, save for the chirping of birds outside his windows and the faint-but-growing bustle in the city a few blocks away.

Usually, he woke to the smell of brewing coffee but today there was no familiar smell of cacao beans. From that, he inferred that Azriel had both ate out and slept out, which was rare. Unless he had somehow missed hearing Azriel come home; after all, the Shadowsinger could easily mask his presence if he wanted.

While Cassian and Az often went out to bars in the city together, they rarely slept over at a sexual partner’s place to avoid forming any unnecessary attachments. Sex without emotions was just… easier. Less messy.

Before going home with women – or men – Cassian and Az would make their terms clear from the start. Just sex, with no strings attached. And if the individual wasn’t looking for a casual hookup, then they’d part ways, no hard feelings. Nine times out of ten though, the individuals agreed to the terms.

So… not coming home was very unusual for Azriel. Cassian made a mental note to ask his brother what was going on at breakfast later this morning.

Just as he suspected, Azriel was already at the House of Wind when Cassian arrived. He was also surprised to see Nesta, already seated in her usual seat at the dining table. He gave her a cursory nod but that was it; the rejection from last night was still fresh in his mind, and the nightmares hadn’t helped, either.

Perhaps Mor was wrong. Perhaps Nesta really did just need time and space, like he had initially convinced himself.

Cassian poured himself a glass of orange juice, morosely hoping it would jog his spirit or revive whatever was left of his soul. But the lack of sleep was taking its toll so he poured himself a steaming cup of coffee as well, mixing in just enough cream and sugar in to take the bitter edge off.

Nesta seemed to be waiting for him to speak to her, as were Azriel and Mor, who were lounging casually by a column.

But Cassian turned his attention to Mor instead, giving her a lazy grin. “So did you make it to Rita’s last night?”

Mor made an exasperated face at him but started telling them a story about her night, while Azriel listened in the corner, weaving shadows between his fingers. Cassian was only half-listening to her story, although he vaguely felt like he had heard it before…

Nesta vanished shortly after Mor started chattering away, probably retreating to the library.

Neither the Morrigan nor Azriel missed it when Cassian’s eyes followed Nesta out of the room, looking… torn.

Before either of them could say anything, Cassian chucked his head towards Az. “So… where were you last night?” Mor’s brown eyes turned to Az’s face again, but her expression was unreadable.

Az smoothly replied, “Mor and I… had a long talk last night.” Mor nodded, giving a somewhat shaky smile.

Cassian instinctively took a step closer to Mor. “How’d it go?”

Az put his hands up, palms facing forward. “Relax, Cass… I slept on the couch.”

Cassian’s shoulders relaxed a bit as he glanced between their faces, but Mor didn’t refute anything Azriel said.

“Really, it’s fine, Cassian,” Mor said softly. “I mean, it’ll take some time for… things to go back to the way they used to be, and things may never be the same but…”

“‘The truth sets us free,’ remember?” Azriel quoted, smirking at Cassian.

Cassian flushed slightly as he turned on Mor. “You told him I said that?”

Mor pouted. “You flicked my nose!” Cassian rolled his eyes.

Azriel cut in. “So, what about you, brother? What are you going to do about Nesta?”

“Yeah, what are you going to do about Nesta?” Mor chimed in.

Cassian glared at both of them with annoyance, but he just sighed.

Maybe the situation could be remediated by adding a shot of alcohol to his morning coffee.

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anonymous asked:

Your post about "Norse heathens" absolutely disgusts me. I can't believe you would say things like that. Those "points" you made were completely unfounded lies and bullshit.

Allow me to help your easily disgusted spirit then, my weak-willed anon.

  • Thor was born Odin and Jord, the personification of the Earth.
  • Magni was born of Thor and Jarnsaxa, a Jotunn.
  • Vali was born of Odin and Rindr, a Jotunn.
  • Vidarr was born of Odin and Gridr, a Jotunn.
  • The Nine Daughters of Aegir were born of Ran (Vanr) and Aegir (Jotunn)
  • Heimdallr, an Aesir, was born of Nine Mothers, all Jotunn.
  • Kvasir was born of a mixture of Aesir and Vanir saliva.
  • Hnoss and Gersemi were born of Freyja, a Vanr, and Odr, who is possibly Odin.
  • While not certain, Freyr is possibly born of Njordr, a Vanr, and Skadi, a Jotunn. It is also possible that he was born along with his twin sister from Njordr’s unnamed sister. Pick your poison.

As well, outside of children, there are two notable cases I could (easily) find of interracial marriage from the gods.

  • Freyr, an Asynjur, married Gerdr, a Jotunn. And this wasn’t a marriage made through a deal, it’s actually attested that Freyr fell lovesick the moment he saw Gerdr’s “shimmering beauty.”
  • Sigyn, also an Asynjur, married Loki, a Jotunn. Sigyn is the one who holds a basin over Loki.

As for trans/homophobia, you don’t need to look far to see Odin learning magic typically reserved for women or Thor crossdressing, or the before-mentioned incident of Loki giving birth to Sleipnir.

All of the above can be confirmed by simply reading the sagas and eddas. Onto democracy in pre-Christian Viking society.

It’s well-known that Vikings held regular assemblies, called Things. Things were held to decide political matters, elect chieftans or kings, and, mainly, to stop feuds and social disorder from growing too large. While Things were largely influenced by the more powerful members of the community, one-man one-vote was the rule. Even when Scandinavia was eventually united under a king, Things were still held and the people were the power. The best example of this was a speech given by the famous Lawspeaker Torgny. I could cut out the important parts, but the speech is so good that it’d be a disgrace to not quote the whole thing.

Then Thorgny stood up; and when he arose all the bondes stood up who had before been sitting, and rushed together from all parts to listen to what Lagman Thorgny would say. At first there was a great din of people and weapons; but when the noise was settled into silent listening, Thorgny made his speech.

The disposition of Swedish kings is different now from what it has been formerly. My grandfather Thorgny could well remember the Upsala king Eirik Eymundson, and used to say of him that when he was in his best years he went out every summer on expeditions to different countries, and conquered for himself Finland, Kirjalaland, Courland, Esthonia, and the eastern countries all around; and at the present day the earth-bulwarks, ramparts, and other great works which he made are to be seen. And, more over, he was not so proud that he would not listen to people who had anything to say to him. My father, again, was a long time with King Bjorn, and was well acquainted with his ways and manners. In Bjorn’s lifetime his kingdom stood in great power, and no kind of want was felt, and he was gay and sociable with his friends. I also remember King Eirik the Victorious, and was with him on many a war-expedition. He enlarged the Swedish dominion, and defended it manfully; and it was also easy and agreeable to communicate our opinions to him. But the king we have now got allows no man to presume to talk with him, unless it be what he desires to hear. On this alone he applies all his power, while he allows his scat-lands in other countries to go from him through laziness and weakness. He wants to have the Norway kingdom laid under him, which no Swedish king before him ever desired, and therewith brings war and distress on many a man. Now it is our will, we bondes, that thou King Olaf make peace with the Norway king, Olaf the Thick, and marry thy daughter Ingegerd to him. Wilt thou, however, reconquer the kingdoms in the east countries which thy relations and forefathers had there, we will all for that purpose follow thee to the war. But if thou wilt not do as we desire, we will now attack thee, and put thee to death; for we will no longer suffer law and peace to be disturbed. So our forefathers went to work when they drowned five kings in a morass at the Mula-thing, and they were filled with the same insupportable pride thou hast shown towards us. Now tell us, in all haste, what resolution thou wilt take.

Then the whole public approved, with clash of arms and shouts, the lagman’s speech.

And there is some foundation to my claims. I hope you’re now a little less queasy and little more educated.

anonymous asked:

CAN I JUST SAY THAT I SPENT THREE HOURS GOING THROUGH YOUR ASKS AND ART AND YOU SEEM LIKE THE NICEST PERSON EVER and then i met this one person in rl and she was following you and we bonded and it was very nice ily and your art so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is honestly surreal for me oh my g o d - I’m glad I could??? help you make a new friend??? Holy shit I don’t know how to answer this uHHHHH!!!!!!!! thank you??? yes, tHANK YOU!!!! that’s definitely the most important part, I’m super happy you like my stuff!!!! <3<3<3

Anon said: i would like to say that I really really love your art and it inspires me so sooo much and yeah, thanks for sharing your art with the world

Gosh!!!!! Thank you!!!!!! And I don’t kind what kind of inspired you mean but whichever it is I’m happy I can make you feel like that!!! Oh boy!!!!!

Anon said: Is it okay to use your art as a phone background? I’m asking bc i saw your no reposting post and I was wondering if using it for phone bgs etc is allowed?

Sure!! As long as it’s for private use I don’t mind at all!!!!

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21 - Flip For It

filling the request Jealous van, makeup sex with van, anything bondy-related, reader can’t decide between van + bondy, and van teaches you how to play guitar. Rated M for the smut!

summary The reader is Van’s girlfriend, but she quickly falls for Bondy too. Van is jealous, Bondy is eager, the band is about to go on tour; who will she choose?

note this is the longest thing I’ve ever written, at 17825 words. Grab a cuppa and sit yourself down for this one. I thoroughly loved writing this. Enjoy!


“Van, I CANNOT do this!” you yell as your hand painfully slips off the guitar strings again. “My fingers have been cramping for hours, and I don’t even know if this thing is tuned correctly.”

He had been standing at the kitchen counter making tea, and he turned around and sat a cup down in front of you. “Have a break if you need it, love. But I know you can do it. Gotta be positive and all that.” He stood over you, bad posture taking a few inches off his height.

With a huff of frustration, you state, “But you said it yourself that most people quit after a few weeks! I don’t wanna be like that.” You look up at his clear blue eyes, the dissatisfaction clear on your face.

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mousewitchy said: Derek/Stiles, obscure werewolf customs, accidentally werewolf married; bonus points if Derek doesn’t say anything about it at first

I’m avoiding working on my second book so you get this bit of ridiculousness. Like, it’s so super ridiculous, I’m sorry.

It’s not that Derek doesn’t want to tell him. Derek really has no problem telling him, but it’s not a big deal. On the next full moon he just has to give Stiles back the little obsidian wolf figurine and it’ll be like nothing happened, poof, so, really—does Derek have to tell Stiles? It seems a little unnecessary, in the grand scheme of things.

The little wolf stares at him from his dresser, and it’s got an awfully judgy little face for not actually having, like, eyes.

Derek sighs. Yeah, okay.

Damn it.

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anonymous asked:

Hiiiiii, I know you've probably answered this before, but I was wondering if you knew of any good (accidental/forced) bonding Drarry fics? It's my favorite and I can't seem to find any!!

No problem anon, here are some for you :)

The Destiny You Sold by tryslora (58k)
In which Draco knits, Harry makes wands, and things get very tangled up between them.

Three Boxes and a Scrapbook by dracogotgame (30k)
One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along.

Unexpected Consequences by lauren3210 (39k)
Harry was going back to school. He was going to play Quidditch, sleep in lessons, hang out with his friends, and generally just enjoy being a kid for a change. And he was also going to do it while being bonded with Malfoy, because apparently life was just going to continue throwing curveballs at him. Harry didn’t know why he expected anything different.

Mark Me Yours by digthewriter (45k)
It is said that…sometimes the worst idea in the world is the best option you’ve got. Draco has no other alternative. It’s been ten years since the war and he’s flat broke. He only has one choice, and there’s only one man that can help him.

Twice as Much as an Earthquake by @firethesound (18k)
Accidental bonding. Breaking and entering. Conspiring, however unwillingly, in the strange one-man war Malfoy’s waging against detention. This isn’t the normal school year Harry anticipated having, but at least it’s not boring.

Side-Along by lumosed_quill (22k)
If this wasn’t a curse then it was Hell. Because surely, in Hell, all roads would lead to Harry Potter’s living room.

That Missing Something by xenadragon_xoxo (55k)
On two different sides of London, living their own lives and finally experiencing peace and even some happiness, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy begin to feel a little…empty. It’s manageable at first, but after the emptiness come odd emotions striking at odd times, jeopardising work and friendships, and after odd emotions come urges and longings for something they can’t find. Unable to find the piece they’re missing and clueless as to what’s making them this way, Harry and Draco experiment with different ways to solve their issues – but what if it’s all connected?

A Tale of Woo by Veritas03 (25k)
Harry’s a bit of a mess, despite a successful Quidditch career. Draco’s not too much of a mess, but believes his life is as good as it’s likely to get. Both want something more. Fate is going to help them out with that.

Broken Dreams by Queenie_Mab (30k)
When Healer Malfoy answers an Auror field emergency summons, being stuck experiencing Harry Potter’s memories while he sleeps is not at all what he wants to be doing, but it seems that the curse that joins them is only the tip of the crime about to be unravelled.

Hungry by birdsofshore (24k)
The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy.

Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced) by lettered (12k)
Draco falls into a love spring. Harry saves him! And now they’re bonded for life. Draco is horrified. Harry thinks it’s kind of neat.

The Arrangement by create_serenity (15k)
The arrangement was very simple really, and very convenient. Draco just hadn’t expected it to result in this mess.
Written for the do_me_veela prompt: Harry and Draco help each other out during dry spells when no one else is around that they can have sex with. They unintentionally bond and well, it’s all Potter’s fault.

Somewhere Only We Know by @sophiefrench77 (28k)
Draco has been through hell and he just can’t take it anymore.
It has to stop.
He has to go.
He should have known someone would think differently.

The Unexpected by beren (9k)
Harry has jumped in with both feet to save someone as usual and neglected to check the small print. Luckily for him the plan only went wrong with Draco.

You’re All I Need (All I Can Taste) by This_Bloody_Cat (13k)
Potter doesn’t deserve any kind of power—especially not over Draco—because Potter is an imbecile and quite possibly a bit of a sadist, and he obviously has no idea what to do with it anyway. Aside from, apparently, screwing Draco over until he no longer knows which way is north.
Or, Draco can remember the last time Potter walked away from his life like it was yesterday. Who’s to say it won’t happen again?

Mental by sara_holmes (186k)
Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.

Bond by AnnaFugazzi (173k)
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every H/D writer has to write at least one.

Awakening by Lomonaaeren (29k)
Draco and Harry have a forced bond. Draco and Harry have trouble getting along. Draco and Harry want freedom from the bond–no, wait, that’s only Harry.

Gold Tinted Spectacles by beren (162k)
Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion it seems to involve Draco Malfoy.

The Restricted Section by JosephineStone (11k)
Draco can’t admit to himself that Potter following him back into the Restricted Section was a wet-dream and a nightmare all at once.

Fearless by Melusinahp (34k)
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance.” – John Lennon (LJ Link)

The Comfort of Tea by Omi_Ohmy (20k)
A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not…

Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl (60k)
When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected.

I Feel You by thusspakekate (23k)
Harry and Draco take a potion that is supposed to link their hearts together, but end up connecting a different type of organ entirely.

Defendere by Lomonaaeren (35k)
Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco and manages to change the bond so that it will leave Draco with some free will. But that still allows Draco to irritate the hell out of Harry in the name of “guarding” him.

Rough Magic by birdsofshore (28k)
Malfoy’s magic has run wild. But though wild magic is unpredictable and greatly feared, Harry’s damned if he’s going to let Malfoy rot in St Mungo’s while they work out what to do with him.

Times of Bright by @vaysh11 (13k)
The one year anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts finds Draco Malfoy in a room in the Leaky Cauldron. Incidentally, it’s also the time of a rare star conjunction, which has been triggering a secret lovers’ spell between him and Harry Potter for the last seven years. Only now he’s a Death Eater on the run, whereas Harry’s a honoured guest at the ceremonies celebrating the downfall of the Dark Lord.

Before the World Was Made by deaftfear (43k)
Draco has done everything in his power to leave the past behind him. He’s established himself a successful business and built a reputation around the quality of his work and the breadth of his knowledge. But when aurors show up at his shop one afternoon, seeking his expertise on a peculiar item of questionable origins, they completely overthrow the precarious balance in Draco’s life. Trust Potter to bring danger and destruction in his wake, along with a painful reminder of all the things Draco is trying to forget.

The Art of Our Necessities by dcfg21 (52k)
After being Turned by a vampire, Harry descends into reckless and dangerous behavior. The Ministry and the Vampire Council devise a way to keep the former Savior on a leash, and his fangs to himself, by forcing him to take a Consort.

Animus Nexus by MystyVander (96k)
It’s Eighth Year at Hogwarts and it seems Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy hate each other more than ever before. Everybody is sick of it. Somebody was tired of the two enough to curse them, binding them together. What at first appears to be a death sentence to both Harry and Draco turns out to be the thing the both of them needed the most.

Cure For the Flu by Ivyblossom (10k)
Harry, Draco, sickness, and accidental telepathy.

Tug-O-Want by dysonrules (16k)
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again.

The Dangers of Faulty Handwriting by ashindk (6k)
The difference between mind-blowing sex with Harry Potter and all-eclipsing disaster is just one gentle stroke of a quill. Pansy Parkinson’s quill, to be exact.

The Ties that Bind Us by faithwood (28k)
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally.

anonymous asked:

Imagine Prompt: [Hero(es) of your choice] gets mysteriously transported into reader's world and can't get back to the world of Overwatch; over time the characters develop strong bonds (romantic or platonic) for reader but then returns to original world abrubtly without any goodbyes. Optional end- hero and reader can communicate via dreams. Can I get reactions to their first meeting, maybe snippets of their bonding, and the character's reactions to the sudden separation/ optional reunion? Ty~

((As soon as I read this I fell in love. I chose Dad™️76. I apologise if this will be very long but I really love this concept. Also sorry for so much soldier. I really love writing him - Mod Tez))

Originally posted by yoshiro-san

Soldier 76

The silent vigilante protecting Dorado, the soldier. He didn’t care what he was called by criminals on the streets so long as they feared him. He was taught to expect anything.

However one day when in the middle of a fight with the Los Muertos gang. He was overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of the enemy as he was a one man army. The cancer polluting Dorado slowly etched closer to him to the point he made a mistake. A mistake that should have costed his life. But even the smallest of angels were still looking out for him as everything suddenly turned white, like a bright light at the end of the tunnel.

When he opened his eyes he was in a bedroom he did not recognise, posters of bands that were almost centuries old were on the walls, some he recognised from a teenage phase where he listened to them, others seemed new. His mind was in an utter haze as he kept analysing and tiring his brain out further. That was until a soft voice hummed, making him sit up, but quickly hiss in pain as he held onto his side.

“Careful, those stitches took abit to put on you…” you said as your eyes squinted as you sympathised to the stranger’s pain. The soldier lifted a hand to feel his visor still on his face as he sighed in relief. But the relief quickly changed as he began to bombard you with questions, “Who are you?” he asked, “I’m (Y/N). You?” your questions remained unanswered as he continued on, “Where are we?” he asked again, “We are currently in (Country you live in)” you answered.

Question after question he seemed stranger to you. He never revealed his name, became confused when you didn’t know of a corporation named Talon, or an organisation named Overwatch. “I don’t get it. Why don’t you know all these things? Everyone knows them!” he questioned as he sat up further on the bed. You decided it was your turn to ask the man questions, “What year do you think it is?” he paused for a moment. “2076? I’m sure of it, definitely can’t be wrong… Can I be wrong?” he asked as you looked at him in shock, you pulled out your phone to show him the date was 2016 and he was taken aback from that.

You spent more time with the man, who decided to ask you questions about life in this time frame he seemed stuck in. You explained that there’s no such thing as the omnic crisis, no major advance in robotics yet and that life is still very simple here. “Since I clearly showed that I’m not a member of ‘Talon’ will you please tell me your name now? I’m sure it’s not dude.” He stared at you through his visor as if you asked him a very strange thing. “Call me Jack… Jack Morrison.” he said quietly, making you smile and extend a hand at him, “I’m (Y/N) (L/N). Pleasure meeting you Jack.” you said as he slowly reached a gloved hand and firmly shook your hand.

Time passed quickly and you both got closer. Jack learned to live without holopads and voice communicators. which felt odd to him but in a way, it felt like home. Back in Indiana. You told him about things going on in your world and he seemed shocked at some things, likewise when he told you about the omnic crisis and his fallout with Gabriel you put a hand on his shoulder, silently comforting him. He didn’t realise he slowly developed a liking to you greeting him in the morning and how your presence and lifestyle made him feel happy. He wanted to somehow pay back for helping him out when he ended up in your world, wounded and feeling as if the world lied on his shoulders.

You helped him lift off so many weights and one day he decided to build up the guts for it and confront you. That day you were reading a book as you munched on your breakfast. He had tapped your shoulder lightly, making you turn around, “Hm, what’s up Jack?” you asked him but he remained quiet, his gaze through the visor making you feel like he was upset, “Is anything wrong?” you queried as you stood up, putting your book down, when you suddenly felt one of his ungloved, rough hands cover your eyes. When you felt his hand move away and cup your cheek you slowly opened your eyes, to only see his tired face.

He was hiding away two large scars that rested well into the centre of his face. You didn’t know how to respond as a feathery lightness bubbled in your gut, making you mindlessly reach up with your tip toes and peck a kiss on the scar that crossed over his lips. When you reached back down, you placed your own hand to cup his cheek. That made Jack smile as he leaned down and kissed your forehead and reached over to your side, grabbing his visor and handing it to you, “Keep this one (Y/N). As something to remember the time we’ve spent together.” he said softly as you gently held onto the delicate mask.

That day you stayed close to eachother, spending the day appreciating that even under the weirdest circumstances, you bonded and became two healed souls. You huddled up to eachother that night. Jack holding you close to his chest as you rested your body against him, your head placed over his heart as the soft thumping of it slowly lulled you to a sleepy trance, “I love you Jack…” you murmured as you nuzzled into him. He combed your hair with his fingers as he said, “I love you too.”

That was the last thing you heard as he disappeared the next morning. Just as abruptly as he did almost a year ago. His visor and gloves were the only proof you had fallen in love with an amazing man. You could feel the tears well up in your eyes as you looked over at the bedside table, grabbing onto his gloves you held them close to your shaking form as sobs racked through your weakened body.

Similarly, Jack had woken up back in his hideout in Dorado. He was right about not needing his visor, he had a spare. But he didn’t have spare bracelets. He noticed he still had a bracelet you made for him. It was resting right around his wrist. He smiled a little but proceeded to rub his eyes with his fingers as he wiped off tears that welled up in his eyes. He already missed you.

But all clouds have silver lining. Weeks after Jack’s departure, when you slept with Jack’s visor beside you, you ended up seeing him asleep in his bed. Rushing at him you dropped at your knees and wearily gripped on his shoulder, “J-Jack?” you asked as you shook his shoulder, “Hey wake up. It’s me, (Y/N).” you said, making the soldier groan as he turned to look up groggily. But the tiredness dissipated once he saw your smile and puffy red eyes, probably from crying. Jack sat up and pulled you in his arms as he rested his face at the crook of your neck.

Every night since, you have never had a dreamless sleep. Since you and Jack are now inseparable.

sombra ships
  • sombra + genji: a bond that was likely over their mutual hatred of hanzo. has potential, partly thanks to the neon #aesthetic. one time she programmed his voicebox to play link's "hyaAAAAAH!" whenever he used his ultimate and he wouldn't talk to her for a week
  • sombra + mccree: best friends probably. she makes fun of him a lot and he just willingly puts up with it. she tried to hack his arm once but he just took it off and threw it at her. they probably trade stories about gabriel reyes being a total dingus
  • sombra + pharah: i??? do not know how this would happen??? probably some chance encounter. sombra keeps strapping her translocator beacons onto the back of pharah's flight suit so she can pop in for a quick smooch while in midair
  • sombra + reaper: could potentially happen - but if it does, their relationship is constantly tested by the fact that sombra programmed his alarm clock to play the loudest part of "crawling in my skin" at 4am every morning.
  • sombra + soldier 76: the only explanation for this is that he got fucking catfished. he shows up for their first date and ends up framed for a murder or something
  • sombra + tracer: they definitely bonded over electroswing and other similar tastes in music. they probably send each other cool pictures of the skyline constantly. one time sombra ended up having to fix tracer's chronal accelerator on the fly - she managed it, but it turned purple and tracer was mildly embarrassed
  • sombra + bastion: best friends but not actually dating? she drew a curly cartoon villain mustache on him for halloween and he didn't notice until weeks later. sombra has used his shoulder as a place to put her translocator beacon more than once, but bastion doesn't mind. she's also developed a way to hack his system in order to calm him down from panic attacks faster
  • sombra + hanzo: hanzo is catfished harder than the winning catch at a national fishing competition. he goes to a nice scenic overlook where they're supposed to meet and she pushes him off the cliff.
  • sombra + junkrat: bonded over their love of screwing things up for anybody that isn't them. they're probably just fake-dating to confuse everyone that isn't roadhog. she's trying to figure out a way to translocate his riptire, and the world had better pray that she doesn't succeed.
  • sombra + mei: probably got off to a rocky start. sickeningly cute, pda all over the place. mei makes things freeze in the shape of a heart, sombra hacks things to tell mei she looks adorable today, everyone else is getting tired of it.
  • sombra + torbjörn: she probably doesn't even give him a chance. did you see her gameplay video? she fucking murdered torbjörn. he's dead. (she refuses to pronounce his name properly, also.)
  • sombra + widowmaker: very professional but still dating. it works for a while, they watch artsy films together and sombra points out the implications of the plot holes. they break up when widowmaker's earpiece mysteriously starts transmitting "blue" by eiffel 65 instead of her orders.
  • TANK:
  • sombra + platonic only. sombra keeps offering to modify things to make life easier for when she's gaming, but refuses outright. occasionally will stream clustertruck and sombra will do weird things with the dev commands (of course she has access to that account, what else do you expect)
  • sombra + reinhardt: they pass by each other briefly. sombra makes a dark souls reference at him, and is surprised to find that he actually gets the joke. she then proceeds to figure out what his account for dark souls 1 is, and permanently gravelords him. the two never cross paths again.
  • sombra + roadhog: bonded over their love for adorable things. they never really end up dating because sombra is all about being junkrat's wingman. she will make the two of them kiss, so help her.
  • sombra + winston: his system nearly got infected by a virus. sombra is known for making viruses. winston does not like sombra.
  • sombra + zarya: the ultimate enemies-to-friends-to-lovers relationship. people learn what fear truly is after sombra decides that it's a great idea to have zarya throw her at the enemy.
  • sombra + ana: sombra didn't ask for a mom friend, but here we are. it could be worse though, at least ana makes a mean cup of tea. they also bond over general saltiness at various things.
  • sombra + lúcio: she decides to hack a concert he's doing just for shits and giggles and he actually goes with it, plays it off like it's part of the show. sombra probably helps him organize attacks on vishkar in return for music recommendations. they've never met face-to-face but it's still a cute relationship
  • sombra + mercy: either the most weirdly ordinary couple who will occasionally go off on a technological tangent together, or they absolutely hate each other for no good reason. really a bit of a toss-up there.
  • sombra + symmetra: sombra convinces symmetra that leaving vishkar is a good idea, and then of course the two start dating. the two are probably running at least 3 ARGs for various internet forums at any given time, and it's beautiful. (also, symmetra keeps getting nice, moderately expensive things in the mail all the time. she suspects that sombra is up to something but she can't actually prove it.)
  • sombra + zenyatta: strictly platonic. sombra has been trying to figure out how the harmony and discord orbs work for ages. zenyatta (who knows exactly what he's quoting) will only ever respond "i can't tell you, because you're not a monk."
  • OTHER:
  • sombra + doomfist: too little information. there is a joke here but i refuse to make it.
  • sombra + mondatta: well, seeing as one of them is dead, maybe not the way to go.
  • sombra + katya: exactly why would you date someone who's blackmailing you? that can't be healthy
  • sombra + the eye conspiracy: otp. clearly the most perfect relationship. i see no flaws.

anonymous asked:

Why are people saying SS is problematic and that the source of it all is Sasuke. I'm not sure Sasuke has never been abusive to Sakura in fact he is the only character besides Ino that understands Sakura the best. Sasuke never was abusive I read it in a SS blog unfollowed him/or /her because it was awful how they depicted Sasuke as being abbusive and an absent father. I wanna know your opinion your not bias and you talk so eloquently.

Ah, the same old “SS is problematic” rigmarole. 

Yes you’re right, Sasuke is very attentive of Sakura and sees through her well. Sasuke is the source of most of SS’es problems, but that does NOT make SasuSaku problematic. Even someone as troubled as Sasuke found his happy ending, with the only girl he grew close to. And no, Sasuke has never been abusive. From the little we see of Sasuke in 700, he’s most likely NOT an absent father. Let’s get this last point out of the way first:

What is the basis of the absent father claims? He’s not in the village at that very moment? Do a few after-school instants characterize an entire relationship? 700 is the preamble to part III and the fact that he’s away is relevant to the plot. Sarada isn’t shown to long for her father, in fact, she’s noticing a similarity between her rivalry with Boruto and her dad’s with Naruto. If Sasuke were an absent father she wouldn’t speak of him so comfortably. And then, Sasuke is so connected to his daughter that he senses her exclamation. The only noises are his, the forest is static, the scene shifts toward him as his daughter is still talking, with the “…” it’s clear there’s nothing in the forest. Come onnnn. He’s clearly reacting to her. The lengths people will go to justify what they wish they saw… smh fandom. 

Part of SS’s struggles is also how Sakura thinks Sasuke sees her. I’m mentioning them, but this does NOT make them problematic. How can people call SS problematic if we haven’t even seen their dynamic as a mature couple? Almost no bond is ever the same before and after a relationship has been established. Is it okay to drop someone while they’re at their worst? How do the nuptial vows go again? “Through thick and thin (similar vows apply in Japan and other non-JudeoChristian traditions). Before getting into a relationship, Sakura reaffirms the earnest quality of her unconditional love, all this while never compromising her values. So from Sakura’s side, the love is admirable. 

The manga extends over Sasuke’s darkest years, it is not representative of stable Sasuke. Like we’ve been saying forever. Problematic/abusive relationships can be identified because the victim is unable to refuse the partner’s manipulative demands. Sasuke’s problem is the opposite, he tries so hard to escape those bonds. Never has he been controlling, never has he forced them to do something against their wishes, he never played the victim in order to gain something from Sakura or any one of his friends. Was Sakura hurting? A lot, but it was second-hand suffering because she’s very empathetic, and Sasuke’s pain is massive.

Does Sasuke have the right to be so broken? After all, Karin, Kimimaro and others lost their clan too. Hasn’t Kakashi seen his father die before his eyes? Some readers can’t forgive Sasuke for having been a thorn in the side of many, but I feel empathy for him. He was betrayed and brainwashed by the one person he loved the most. It isn’t just the tragedy of what he had to endure, but how he found the strength to survive one shocking revelation after the other. His thoughts were manipulated too many times. He could trust no one. No bond with a person so broken can be easy. Yet, this girl and team slowly gained ground into his heart, “I don’t ever want to watch those dear to me die before my eyes again” he thought could grow emotionless, he tried to rationalize feelings, but failed. That’s not how feelings work. Sakura is Sasuke’s special girl, the proof is scattered all over the manga. Even him, shattered as he was, mistaken as he was, recovered the unconditional love he had lost with his brother. Can you imagine how comforting Sakura’s love must be, for someone this hurt?

At this point we’re going in circles. Us SasuSaku shippers see an inspirational story in which a guy, who believes to have lost his right to be happy ever again, finds the truest love in someone who knows him well, who both saw him shine, and at his lowest. Despite having seen it all, and despite not approving of his choices, she still believes there’s good left in him, she wants him happy.

By rhetoric and the blindness of a bias, those who want to see evil will find it anywhere. If someone sees abuse in SS, they’re free to taint their glasses of whatever shade they choose, let them be my guest to steer clear of our fandom. Because nobody can guilt-trip us into loving this ship. In fact, guess what? THEIR persecution falls under abuse.

janeinjune  asked:

Hi! Umm can you write a little somethin somethin about being Michael's adopted little sister but being his complete opposite (aka good student, athletic, not punk rock in the least even in appearance as well like dark hair, dark eyes, etc.) but you and him have an amazing sibling bond so you ask him to come to your first volleyball game and he cheers the loudest and the guys are like 'I still can't believe that's your sister' and Mikey gets protective? (Idk I think it'd be cute!) Thanks xoxo!!

Heey babe! I hope I did okay! xox

The Clifford family was the best thing to ever happen to me in my life! And when I say that I genuinely mean it! Back when I was around 3 years old I was put into an orphanage because my parents were just too young to look after, cons of having teen parents…

Karen, who i call my Mum, had her first child Michael about 2 years before I was born and everyday growing up with Michael as a brother was the best thing in the world! Even though sometimes he can be rude, annoying, stupid, inconsiderate….did i mention annoying? He can also be such a sweetheart when he wanted to be! My parents Karen and Daryl have always slightly liked me a little bit more than Michael, even though they say they don’t have a favourite…you can always tell! The reason being is because I am the complete opposite of Michael, I’ve always cleaned my room when they asked me too, I went to school everyday even when he didn’t, instead of sitting around playing video games all day I would be playing football out the back or even just being social! Sure, Mum and Dad love Michael to bits but they just wished he would be a little bit more active with his life. 

Even though with Michael and I both realising that I was the favourite child, we had and still have the most unbreakable sibling bond ever! He is the only person I went to when I had a problem with the world, he is the guy that no matter what emotion I’m feeling, he was just always there! So when he started to get famous it was really hard to cope with because he would just be gone months at a time and the only time i would be able to see him was through a computer screen and that was hardly ever because of stupid timezones. I always thought that he would forget about me and care more about the fame than his little sister but he proved that all wrong! For the past 3 years our bond is still as strong as it always has been and its honestly the biggest relief.

Today Michael was coming back for a break from his world tour and I’m so excited because today I also have my first volleyball game that I have been training for, for about a month and a half now, so hopefully he’s not to tired and will come support me! 

“Hey Michael..!” I said as walked into his room,

“Hellooo sister!” he said back to me, I sat on his bed giving him the best puppy dog eyes that I possibly could before even asking him to come to my volley ball game.

“What do you want Y/N?” he said to me chuckling a bit,

“ you think you could come to my first volley ball game later? I’ve been training for about a month-ish now and I really want you to come…please?” I said whilst batting my eyelashes at him.

“Yeah! ofcourse I will! what did you think I’d turn down my little sister first volley ball game?” he replied back to me, 

“Well…I don’t know I thought you would be too tired to come, but thanks big bro! It starts in 30 minutes! So i need to start getting ready!” I said to him, hugging him and then walking out the door to my room to start getting ready.


I was getting ready to start the game on the field, the ball was then served to the other team and it came flying back over the net I quickly looked around me and then noticed that I was the closest to the ball so I jumped up and hit it back over the net to the other team and scored my team the first point! YES! Then I heard it my embarrassing brother with sweet intentions at heart…


Oh my gosh…thats so embarrassing…but atleast he is here in the first place anyway!


Michaels P.O.V

Whoops…I shouldn’t of cheered that loud, I practically just cheered over the whole crowd, she’s probably so embarrassed now, oh well! 

I sat back down onto the seat in-between Luke and Calum, Ash leaned over Calum and said to me, “She is gonna be so embarrassed you did that…” Next thing you know everyone started cheering and I saw that Y/N’s team scored another point so natural instincts I just stood up and cheered again, “WOOOOOOOO!!!!” 

I sat back down yet again and I looked to my left and saw Luke intensely watching the game so i nudged him with my elbow,

“W-what?” he said to me,

“What girl are you looking at Luke? You’re like concentrating so hard on the game?” I said and laughed at him, 

“Probably your sister!” Calum said, I glared at Luke waiting for his response,

“Yeah bro I actually was, I still can’t actually believe she’s your sister!” 

Oh no he did not just go there..! I mean yeah, they are only a year apart from each other but she’s still my little sister.

“You’re not touching my sister Hemmings” I said still glaring at him,

“Michael, its not my fault she’s beautiful as! I mean, look at her dark blond hair, her tan, she’s so girly and dude has a really good body to!” Luke said shamelessly.

“If you and her ever date, I swear to god Luke I will snap your neck into half and you won’t be able to see daylight ever again!” I warned him.

“Okay, Mr. Protective Older Brother!” Calum laughed next to me, as Ashton laughed along with him Luke joining in with both of them a while later, whilst I’m still glaring into space. 

“Your sister is pretty hot though Mikey” Calum said to me and Ashton decided to chime in with his thoughts and opinions on my sister too a couple seconds after, 

“Yeah bro, she’s is really fit!”.

“Don’t you two start now…” I said glaring in their direction now.


Wow, time flies when your arguing with you best mates about how they think your sister is hot…


Y/n’s P.O.V

I can’t believe it was my first volleyball game and we won, I saw Michael and surprise surprise, he brang the guys along to…   I went up to Michael and gave him a huge hug, 

“Oh my god! I can’t believe we won!” I exclaimed to him,

“Yeah good job little sis! you did good!” Michael said back to me,

“Hi boys!!” I said as i went into to hug them but got stopped by my big brother, 

“Your not hugging them, they are hormonal teenage boys who want to hook up with you, so no!” Michael said latching onto me so i couldn’t move anywhere.

“Okay….??” I said confused as all heck, “Ill explain later…” Michael whispered into my ear, “Okay then…” I whispered back into his ear.


Today was a good day :) I love my brother and his crazy friends, especially Luke…hes a cutey…too bad he would never like me back.

anonymous asked:

Can you guys do a Percabeth fic where Percy and Annabeth are two random people who go skiing somehere and there's a huge blizzard and they are the two people who got stuck in the ski cabin at the top of the mountain and the electricity's out so they can't get down and they have to cuddle to keep warm?? PLEASE!!

It had been her boss’s idea of a team bonding trip, whatever the hell that was. And quite what he’d thought a group of architects would build together falling on their asses down a ski slope, Annabeth had no idea. What they had bonded over was several bruises, perpetually runny noses and hanging wet socks up over the fireplace in their shared cabin.

Fortunately, skiing was one of the things her step-father had always been interested when she was younger and she was pretty much the only person in their group confident on a pair of skis. Though this had its own backfire - she was either stuck on the kiddie slopes watching her colleagues in various states of falling over, or looking like the asshole who goes off on her own.

On the fourth evening of their trip however, she had had enough. She told her colleague, Sarah that she wanted to go and try one of the more advanced slopes on her own in the morning, waving off her concerns that she shouldn’t go off on her own with reassurances that she had a phone and twenty years of experience on skis.

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kittyristalmeth  asked:

So you know how Carrie Fisher accidentally said that there was going to be a funeral type thing for Han. Like what if Luke and Rey went to that and Rey just kinda falls apart in her mind and Kylo feels it. Can someone just write a little something where this happens cause I just can't.

*Cracks knuckles* Lets do this~* 

Shared Sorrow 

Rated: T

A somber melody haunts him. He can hear faint whimpers and muffled cries, the sound of crackling flames. Wisps of amber flicker at the side of his vision. He breathes in deeply and closes his eyes, already knowing what he will find. 

He is no longer standing among the First Order. Instead he stands before crowds of people all draped in black. They surround a pyre, each person holding a single lit candle, each flame glistening dutifully. 

Don’t face the pyre, he whispered to himself. Don’t. Do. It.

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anonymous asked:

prompt: for all the times Anna and Kristoff did the do without protection, maybe when they start to try for children, they think back on all those past times and are super worried they can't have any.

Combined with “Anna tells Kristoff that she’s pregnant,” because despite all of the angsty stuff, I am, at heart, a total sap just like the rest of you.

“A Matter of Timing”

(Kristanna, WC: 773, Rated: K+)

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sorry for not being around much lately, and sorry that I haven’t really answered messages and the like in awhile… I’ve been coming here a little to kind of get a distraction from how shitty everything irl is, and I just kind of want to mindlessly reblog things or think about fandom stuff to escape reality for a little bit. but it’s hard to do any more than that, because my life is literally in shambles right now. I feel like I’m in a nightmare that just won’t end… I’m trying really hard not to let it effect me more than it absolutely has to, but everytime I dare to think that things are getting better and looking up, they just get 50x worse so… :/

I can’t go into details, for a lot of reasons, mostly legal advice ones, but basically, my boyfriend, who is honestly, the most loving father you could would meet in your life and I am continually amazed at how lucky I am to have him, is now at risk of losing custody of our daughter, and being put in jail, possibly for life, over very serious charges that are a downright lie. but the fact of the matter is that the allegation being made is very old so there is literally no possible way to have hard evidence… (that, and the fact that it never fucking happened). which you would THINK would be helpful, but apparently, it’s actually not. now it’s just comes down to nothing but “he said she said”s, which, in this country, means it’s a battle of money. a battle of who can get the better attorney. and we are two college students with a kid, whereas the accusers are a family with decent money AND one of them WORKS FOR A LAW FIRM. so we’re pretty much fucked??? and so we are in a very scary situation where we may just have our entire lives ruined because of the inadequacy of the American judicial system. if you’re rich, you can get away with something even if you’re guilty. if you’re broke as fuck, like us, you are at a huge risk of being branded guilty of something even when you’re completely innocent

We need a very good lawyer to fight this or everything will be over. but honestly, we just don’t have the kind of money for the attorneys we need. we’re young kids, whose lives were just starting out, and we went from… well, that morning, we were talking about starting a diet, just mundane everyday shit like that. flash forward to a few hours later, when we got the call from the police…. then we were talking about selling all of our belongings that aren’t necessary to life (car, computers, tv) and moving in with my parents so that we can pour almost every cent we earn into my boyfriend’s defense. Our lives were turned upside in a matter of minutes, and we could lose everything, over something that is absolutely unfounded and insane. We are already being severely punished for something he did not do, and the court case hasnt even started. If I could give all the details, your jaw would drop from how much bullshit it is, but I can’t do that…

i know its pathetic to ask, but if anyone has a few dollars to spare… I would really appreciate it. I’ve had this post drafted for days and I keep putting off posting it, because it’s just really… embarrassing and grossly emotional and personal but??? I’m that desperate for help. I know that a lot of us are in a bad way right now, so I don’t expect anything, but just in case there’s someone out there who has an extra dollar or two, honestly, anything would help. Anything at all. We’re at our wits end trying to scrape up the money we need for bond and a lawyer, because as soon as this week, the police are most likely going to throw my boyfriend– even tho there is 0 evidence and he has no criminal record– into JAIL over this, just because of a completely made up allegation that was made. Apparently, they can do that, even without proof… i’ve learned through our lawyer that the police can do w/e the fuck they want at all times, pretty fucking much. and we not only have to pay bond to get him out, but ofc, legal fees to have an attorney present during this time so that the police don’t pull any shady shit, trying to get him to trip up and say what they WANT him to say, instead of the truth, which is that he is completely innocent. And that’s not even considering the court fees…

we found a lawyer who is really experienced in this type of case, but he runs at 300 an hour… if this isn’t resolved quickly, we are going to quickly run out of cash and be helpless. My family is trying to help in any way they can but we’re kind of at a loss. me and my bf have less than 1k to our name, we still have bills to pay before the month is over, and we are going to have to somehow come up with thousands of dollars to defend him from the very real possibility of losing his daughter and his entire LIFE in prison, because of a complete fucking lie. So… yeah :/ please know that your money would be going to a good place. But if you don’t have any to spare just… happy thoughts. Prayer. Something… idk. We need all the help we can get. 

I mean besides the huge financial sink hole this case is, it’s also extremely emotionally draining. But even though our whole life is coming apart, we still have to work and be parents. It’s not even like we can wind down at the end of the day and just PROCESS this. nope… we pretty much have to just suck it up and pretend that everything is okay. this has tainted what should be one of the happiest times of our life: young, raising our first kid… but it’s so hard to feel any enjoyment right now for anything because I can’t stop thinking about how unfair this is, how quickly we could lose it all. and over a lie. a complete and total lie. I want to believe that the truth will win out, but we all know that the american justice system is hopelessly flawed….

anyyyyway. my PayPal is linked to the email, for anyone who is able. you just go to send on the website and put in that email… and yeah. it’s pretty simple. I hate that I even have to ask this of anybody, but I am completely beyond the point of desperation, and I figured it can’t hurt to try. so, anyway, thanks for listening to me ramble on ~_~ 

anonymous asked:

PLEASE REC ME DRARRY FICS! ones you haven't recced before?

you’ve come to the right place, friend

okay these are my faves that I’ve read since the last time I recced fics

1. All Must Draw Near: (w.c.:61k; rated: M): Harry doesn’t have time for rumours; he has a shop to run. Which is just as well, really.

notes: THIS IS SO CUTE it’s a christmas fic!!!!! what more do u need!! they’re friends and job partners and live together! so many exclamation marks!!!

2. Beneath You: (w.c.:114k; rated: M): Draco had no idea that the repercussions of stealing Potter’s journal and shoving it down the back of his trousers would be so extreme.

notes: starts off cute and then gets really dark but it’s beautifully written I enjoyed reading it so much

3. Catch 22: (w.c.:50k; rated: M): As if NEWTS weren’t enough, Dumbledore’s gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry’s correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse.


4. All Our Secrets Laid Bare: (w.c.:149k; rated: M): Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

notes: mutual pining, secret relationship, investigations, and so much more; it’s so funny and light; a must-read!!!

5. The Incredible Race: (w.c.:52k; rated: M): Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don’t exactly get along.


6. Matchmaker, Matchmaker: (w.c.:11k; rated: M): Sometimes, Harry can’t help but wonder why such strange shit always happens to him.

notes: this was really good and i liked the storyline so much!

7. Catfished: (w.c.:32k; rated: T): Draco is in deep water, Harry can see straight through him, and that’s not even the full scale of the problem.

notes: omfg draco gets turned into a fishand harry takes care of him and it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever read

8. Unexpected Consequences: (w.c.:39k; rated: M): Harry was going back to school. He was going to play Quidditch, sleep in lessons, hang out with his friends, and generally just enjoy being a kid for a change. And he was also going to do it while being bonded with Malfoy, because apparently life was just going to continue throwing curveballs at him.

notes: bonding fic. that’s all u need to know

9. Worlds Apart: (w.c.:30k; rated: M): In a muggle AU, Draco and Harry are left looking for magic in much more virtual places. For the both of them, the PC game World of Warcraft provides an outlet from their lives at school (where they’re both still nasty rivals). When their characters meet in game and a romance blossoms, it’s only a matter of time before they figure out who’s on the other side of the computer screen.

notes: i loved this so much there’s sexting and they’re both gamers and I just fell in love with this fic i don’t k now

10. Tea and No Sympathy: (w.c.:70k; rated: M): It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again.

notes: pining!draco, time loop, slow build (super slow) ft. an extremely smol, mischievous, enthusiastic, and adorable pet owl that drives draco mad