Sorry Mayor but I don't exist anymore because I'm too sexy.
Pony Who Wants To Be A Unicorn:
I'm a thinly-veiled and poorly written metaphor for trans people!
I'm the only likable character in this reboot, which is NOT a good thing!
Lazy mistake! Lazy mistake!
Terrible dialogue! Terrible plotlines!
LOL It's for kids and everyone knows kids are so stupid that they'll take anything we throw at them! We can make it as stupid as possible and the only people who care will be retarded manchildren who still watch cartoons! We'll be as awesome as Teen Titans Go!