and we have steals!!

liampayne: My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless… wow!
I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far. I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true. We haven’t named him yet but he’s already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed.
Happy Mother’s Day everyone!

cherylofficial: On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream. Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever 💙

cherylofficial: On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream. Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever 💙

cherylofficial: On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream. Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever 💙

Cheryl says the baby was born on the 22nd. I don’t follow her or care about her, I was just waiting for Liam’s confirmation that it’s his.

CherylOfficial On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream. Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever 💙

  • hermione: rules are Very Important™
  • hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
  • hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
  • hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls' bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
  • hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let's save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
  • hermione: -knitting hats- don't mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
  • hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
  • hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i'll make a sign up sheet. don't worry, it's hella cursed
  • hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let's blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
  • hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
  • hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
  • hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
  • hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™
girls don't have iron in their veins
iron rusts with change
we do not
girls don’t have gold in their hearts
gold yields to fire 
we do not 
girls don’t have diamonds for bones
crowds steal them away
we remain
—  WE ARE NOT YOUR FRAGILE STATUES || k.k.
  • White people: *exclude black people from everything for centuries*
  • Black people: okay then we'll just come up with our own exclusive spaces
  • White people: .... hey that's unfair!!!1!!2 :(((((( All lives matter!! Protect ALL girls!!! ALL girls rock!!! All people are oppressed!

Since Anish Kapoor got his hands on the World’s Pinkest Pink™ I think we all know what we have to do.

We have to steal back the World’s Blackest Black.™

Someone needs to infiltrate his studio. They’ll get hired as one of his assistants and slowly work their way up the ranks. They’ll do every menial task he assigns them to prove their loyalty. They’ll work long hours and late nights, fueled by their determination to acquire the Blackest Black™ for the masses. They even purchase the Pinkest Pink™ for him, going so far as to betray their own comrades in order to secure their objective. 

Then, one day, when they have established themselves as a valuable asset and friend, he will reveal it to them. The World’s Blackest Black.™ He will entrust it to them, begging them to guard it with their life. Our brave agent is moved. This man is not so horrid as they once believed. As they gained his trust, he gained theirs. They have become… friends. They struggle… should they complete their righteous quest and betray the trust this man has placed in them? Or should they do as he asks and continue to keep the Blackest Black™ from the world? 

Later that night, they stand before a beach. Tears roll down their cheeks. They clutch the pigment in their hands. "I’m sorry, Anish, I’m sorry all,“ they whisper, drawing their arm back and hurling the World’s Blackest Black™ into the unforgiving maw of the sea. "Now it can belong to no one,” they sob, as the pigment vanishes beneath the waves, never to be seen or used again.

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Non-Amis and Aesthetics
  • Jean Valjean: creaky bones, minimal eye contact, thawing snow and patches of grass
  • Fantine: vanilla scented candles, eyes turned towards heaven, clipped tiger's claws
  • Bishop Myriel: the flicker of a candle in the dark, still waters, chamomile tea
  • Monsieur Thenardier: unintelligible script, prowling predators, sub-zero temperatures
  • Madame Thenardier: calloused fingers, closed wooden thatched door, golden inked vellum papered fake book sets
  • Cosette: running wild across the prairie, skipping stones, high heels over subway grates
  • Eponine: big eyes, blushing doves, the open ocean as the sun rises
  • Gavroche: a tap of a pencil on loose-leaf: "mischief managed," soaring wings, shouting from the mountaintop
  • Marius: walking on fire, looking over someone's shoulder when talking with them, the blooming of a flower right before your eyes, a set of balances
  • Montparnasse: grasping at thin air, curved lips, the curious combination of adrenaline and silence when you pull your friends back from danger
  • Madam Hucheloup: your mother pulling up your covers, familiar arguments, your mother brushing your hair off your face
  • Monsieur Mabeuf: lived-in homestead, the scratching of a pencil on paper, strong weathered hands

and about the whole sgatcommunity url thing? this is honest to god fucking homophobia. aces being so pissed that a group of lgbt people tried to make a separate group that excluded them that they stole the url for it once the creators deleted it and made it into an ace positive blog is so telling. aces hate us. they hate us and they want to steal everything we have because they’re lgbt+++++++ too!!!!!!! god

you begrudgingly came to a job interview with a guy called James Moriarty.

JM: [Y/FN] [Y/LN], master thief, assassin for hire, and hacker extraordinaire.

[Y/N]: not sure about the last thing, but thankyou.

JM: i’ve heard stories about you and they never fail to make me go “ooohh”. now that you’re here, i want you to steal something with me.

[Y/N]: and that would be…?

JM: Something just a bit more valuable than those you have stolen in the past.

JM: We’re going to steal…. the future.

A,B,C or all of Above

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“We have been watching you people we know what you think and how you act all talk and no actions. People who are said to be brave or courageous are usually just STUPID. then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they are brave - when they did it on fucking accident. GOD everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions and points of view and people’s own little agendas and schedules. This isn’t a world anymore its H.O.E. (hell on earth).”