and we are all babes

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I love all those Time Travel aus, mostly because of Keith’s reactions to hot & mature Lance. Totally worth it. 

(I don’t know how to draw grown up Lance, just imagine he’s very handsome)

Writing in a coffee shop. In the study area there’s me, 7 other girls, and 1 dude whose name is probably Chad. Because Chad is the way that he is, he zeroes in on a pretty girl with her laptop out & headphones on and his thought process is like, “She totally wants me to talk at her for 20 minutes." 

So he chats her up, and when he’s about to leave he asks for her number. She politely says no. He’s all, "Then why did you talk to me? What’s your problem?” etc and finally stomps off in a huff like the grown ass man he is. His parting shot: “Well, GOOD LUCK making it as an actor.” (After which I’m assuming he high fived himself and whispered, “Nice one Chad.”) 

After he leaves, there’s like 5 seconds of silence before EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the study area just fucking CRACKS UP. It was the purest moment of human connection I have ever experienced. We are laughing our asses off. We are imitating Chad’s whiny pissbaby voice. I ask the pretty girl if that actually just happened. She says yes it did. I say, bullet fuckin’ DODGED babe. She laughs. I am reborn. We are all reborn. I don’t know what Chad was working on in this coffee shop, but there is a 100% chance it was 1. a screenplay, and 2. a remake of The Great Gatsby, but like it’s for millennials and a milquetoast white guy named Brent has a threesome with 2 beautiful hipster girls who both fall in love with him. It’s titled BOATS AGAINST THE CURRENT and it, like Chad’s love life, will never take off.

DnP Collab With Louise: Highlights
  • “Phil saying “will I need to put your socks on for you after?” to Louise because she didn’t want to bend down, like he was joking but we all know he would actually do it,, so fond
  • Dan saying “alright babe,” and Phil whipping around to look at Dan and then staring back into the camera like nothing happened !!
  • Dan’s really encouraging “good guess Phil!”
  • A  R U D E  A R E A 
  • “can they not just then swim for the rest of their life like a tiny whale?” Phil’s mind is so underappreciated ffs
  • bonus points for “so that’s technically a really long nose!”
  • Dan’s fricken smile before he starts laughing at “mucus plug”
  • Dan just being really immature and saying colostrum means butt
  • Dan’s lil trumpet noise holy heck
  • “boob nectar”
  • Phil: “how does your boob know?”
  • Dan sneakily working in Dua Lipa i see u
  • Phil: “I could be your doula!”
  • Louise talking about how Dan is calmer than Phil
  • Phil sarcastically roasting himself right after n his voice gets rlly deep
  • Dan resting his elbow on the top of the couch
  • Dan getting episiotomy wrong like copacetic part 2
  • Louise: you’d be great dads!” Phil (immediately and very seriously) “Thank you”
  • Dan’s air quotes when Louise tells Phil his name is on her baby name list
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in football, players don’t say “i love you,” they murder their dearest life partners on the pitch, and i think that’s really beautiful

••••••The conclusion of my pocket Journal•••••••
• { 11•12•16- 2•12•16 } •
I’m actually sad to put this little guy on the shelf but looking forward to starting my first moleskine pocket sketchbook!

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A/N: This is a planned post. I’m going to put a trigger warning on this just in case. This one is a bit different, so feedback would be lovely. 

Word count: 3,278

Originally posted by your-local-killjoy


”Hey Brian, I don’t have much time. What is it?” I asked, struggling holding the phone to my ear using only my left shoulder. 

My fingers moved across the keyboard on the computer without my eyes gazing down once as I continued to type. 

Multitasking had never been my thing and talking on the phone while typing in corrections for the next meeting at work, wasn’t really working out for me. 

“It’s Shawn” he stuttered and then the air in my lungs what punched out entirely. 

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anonymous asked:

MTMTE Swerve/Rung/Rodimus in their holoforms getting a hearty hug from Reader for the first time? I imagine it would be a lot more different from hugging a bot.

Hhhhnnnnngggggg!!!  This is the kind of adorable fluff I live for!  <3 <3 <3

Swerve:  This just made the list of top 5 best ever days, easy!  There’s a good chance that you’d be taller than him in his holomatter form, so your head comes to rest on top of his as you squeeze him and sway slightly side to side.  If you make a joke about the height difference, he’ll just laugh and bury his head deeper against you.  He never imagined he’d be able to hold you like this.  There’s no risk of hurting you in this form.  He can finally give you one of those full-bodied, loving hugs that he’s seen in his Earth movies.  And to feel you returning his affection with the same vigor is honestly overwhelming.  He’ll probably cry a bit.

Rung:  He wraps his arms around you softly when you hold him in his holomatter form, not because he’s afraid of hurting you, but because he wants to savor every moment. He’s secretly waited for this moment for months, ever since he started making tweaks to the holomatter programs. In this form, he can feel the heat of your skin as you press against him, your heart beating in your chest, the feeling of your hair as he gently strokes his fingers through it.  Primus, you’re so soft.  He buries his nose in your neck, breathing in your scent with a soft contented sigh.  He’d like to stay like this for a while… if that’s alright with you…

Rodimus:  He lets out a hearty laugh as you practically tackle him to the floor in your enthusiasm.  “Holy frag, you’re strong!  Swerve oughta let you be a secondary bouncer!”  He picks you up and swings you in a circle, holding you by your waist as you laugh. He wraps both his arms around you in a warm, comforting embrace (man, is this boy warm!)  He likes to run his hands over your back as he continues to hold you.  He pulls back ever so slightly to tilt your chin up with one hand.  “You’re even more beautiful at this angle,” he says with a soft smile.