Writing in a coffee shop. In the study area there’s me, 7 other girls, and 1 dude whose name is probably Chad. Because Chad is the way that he is, he zeroes in on a pretty girl with her laptop out & headphones on and his thought process is like, “She totally wants me to talk at her for 20 minutes."
So he chats her up, and when he’s about to leave he asks for her number. She politely says no. He’s all, "Then why did you talk to me? What’s your problem?” etc and finally stomps off in a huff like the grown ass man he is. His parting shot: “Well, GOOD LUCK making it as an actor.” (After which I’m assuming he high fived himself and whispered, “Nice one Chad.”)
After he leaves, there’s like 5 seconds of silence before EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the study area just fucking CRACKS UP. It was the purest moment of human connection I have ever experienced. We are laughing our asses off. We are imitating Chad’s whiny pissbaby voice. I ask the pretty girl if that actually just happened. She says yes it did. I say, bullet fuckin’ DODGED babe. She laughs. I am reborn. We are all reborn. I don’t know what Chad was working on in this coffee shop, but there is a 100% chance it was 1. a screenplay, and 2. a remake of The Great Gatsby, but like it’s for millennials and a milquetoast white guy named Brent has a threesome with 2 beautiful hipster girls who both fall in love with him. It’s titled BOATS AGAINST THE CURRENT and it, like Chad’s love life, will never take off.
• good morning
• thank you
• be safe
• good job
• i’ll miss you
• i love you
• take care
• you made me proud
• it’s okay, don’t worry
• you’re great
• i appreciate you
• it’s hard but i know you’re trying your best
MTMTE Swerve/Rung/Rodimus in their holoforms getting a hearty hug from Reader for the first time? I imagine it would be a lot more different from hugging a bot.
Hhhhnnnnngggggg!!! This is the kind of adorable fluff I live for! <3 <3 <3
Swerve: This just made the list of top 5 best
ever days, easy! There’s a good chance
that you’d be taller than him in his holomatter form, so your head comes to
rest on top of his as you squeeze him and sway slightly side to side. If you make a joke about the height difference,
he’ll just laugh and bury his head deeper against you. He never imagined he’d be able to hold you
like this. There’s no risk of hurting
you in this form. He can finally give
you one of those full-bodied, loving hugs that he’s seen in his Earth
movies. And to feel you returning his
affection with the same vigor is honestly overwhelming. He’ll probably cry a bit.
Rung: He wraps his arms around you softly when
you hold him in his holomatter form, not because he’s afraid of hurting you,
but because he wants to savor every moment.
He’s secretly waited for this moment for months, ever since he started
making tweaks to the holomatter programs.
In this form, he can feel the heat of your skin as you press against
him, your heart beating in your chest, the feeling of your hair as he gently
strokes his fingers through it. Primus,
you’re so soft. He buries his nose in
your neck, breathing in your scent with a soft contented sigh. He’d like to stay like this for a while… if
that’s alright with you…
Rodimus: He lets out a hearty laugh as you
practically tackle him to the floor in your enthusiasm. “Holy frag, you’re strong! Swerve oughta let you be a secondary bouncer!” He picks you up and swings you in a circle,
holding you by your waist as you laugh.
He wraps both his arms around you in a warm, comforting embrace (man, is
this boy warm!) He likes to run his
hands over your back as he continues to hold you. He pulls back ever so slightly to tilt your
chin up with one hand. “You’re even more
beautiful at this angle,” he says with a soft smile.