Keith: Sooooooo…….Shiro the Hero, huh? Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up
Keith: Hey Lance Lance: ‘Sup? Keith: …….bi bo bi Lance: You FUCKING–
Keith: Hey Pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the the electron whizzer capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms– Pidge: JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTION TESLA DOESN’T MAKE IT ACTUAL SCIENCE KEITH
Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like…like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not….is that not what you do? Hunk: Keith… Keith: I mean I’m just asking Hunk: Keith, no… Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major
Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They’ll love it. Allura: …….. -__________-;
Kolivan: Keith. what’s so funny? Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING!! ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO SPEND HALLOWEEN WEEKEND WATCHING STRANGER THINGS 2 INSTEAD OF GOING TO PARTIES AND GETTING FUCKED UP then you would be completely right because that is exactly what I am going to do
“Motive means opportunity. The three pilars of criminal investigation for the last century. But it’s 1977, and suddenly motive is elusive. What, why, who. What happened? Why did it happen that way? Which should lead to Who did it? The question is not only why did the killer do it, but why did the killer do it this way?” —Mindhunter, S01E01.