and watching this

youtube

Cultural exchange

keith after he sees the voltron show

Keith: Sooooooo…….Shiro the Hero, huh?
Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up


Keith: Hey Lance
Lance: ‘Sup?
Keith: …….bi bo bi
Lance: You FUCKING–


Keith: Hey Pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the the electron whizzer capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms– 
Pidge: JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTION TESLA DOESN’T MAKE IT ACTUAL SCIENCE KEITH


Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like…like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not….is that not what you do?
Hunk: Keith…
Keith: I mean I’m just asking
Hunk: Keith, no…
Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major


Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They’ll love it. 
Allura: …….. -__________-;


Bonus:

Kolivan: Keith. what’s so funny?
Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING!! ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO SPEND HALLOWEEN WEEKEND WATCHING STRANGER THINGS 2 INSTEAD OF GOING TO PARTIES AND GETTING FUCKED UP then you would be completely right because that is exactly what I am going to do

8

“Motive means opportunity. The three pilars of criminal investigation for the last century. But it’s 1977, and suddenly motive is elusive. What, why, who. What happened? Why did it happen that way? Which should lead to Who did it? The question is not only why did the killer do it, but why did the killer do it this way?” —Mindhunter, S01E01.

Coran: we need a real show stopper! Give the crowds a little eye candy to ogle.

Lance: well I know who the hottest one here is

Allura: I will not be reduced to-

Lance: I mean Hunk is clearly the best choice, have you seen his arms!

Allura:… oh yes that makes sense

Coran: hmmm Hunk can you do any acrobatics involving a pole? Or perhaps silk?

Hunk:*blushing mess* n-no But Lance can!

Coran: really now? Well lover boy Lance I have a plan for you.

—————————————

*later with the BOM*

Keith: oh it’s time for the teams show.

*Lance coming down the silk*

Keith:…

Kalavan: Keith are you sick? Humans are not meant to be so red

Keith: *internally* WHY THE FUCK DID HE NEVER DO THAT WHILE I WAS STILL THERE! FUCK HES FLEXABLE! HES PANTS ARE WAY TOO TIGHT TO BE WATCHING THIS!