This isn’t really a TIFU, but I figured it was a story that should be shared.
A few years back, I was hanging out with one of my best friends. We were sitting at my dining room table watching Tobuscus videos (we were like 15), and we finished watching a video on Assassin’s Creed. Now, my friend would like to annoy the crap out of me just to get a reaction out of me fairly often, so he kept poking me in the shoulder saying ‘hidden blade’. This went on for hours, it came and went. At one point, he knocked it off, and we kept watching videos. He began to start again, and I kept deflecting his hand away from me, because it was pissing me off. He hesitated at one point, and then said 'okay, don’t block it. Hidden blade!’ I thought he was just trying to get me to let him poke me, so I blocked anyway. My friend had literally pulled out his self-defense pocketknife and was pretending to stab me with it. My hand was right in the way. The knife almost went all the way through my hand. I literally fell into shock, I felt no pain. Only a pool of blood oozing into my hand. He kept screaming for me to get up. All I could say is 'you just stabbed me’. He finally got me up and made me clean off my bloody hand. The next day my parents asked me why my hand was fucked up. I said I accidentally stabbed myself trying to open a box.
Too Long; Didnt Read > my best friend tried to be Ezio and stabbed me in the hand with an actual knife, probably needed stitches. (cr)