Context: I’m running a dragon riding AU and one of my players has successfully acquired a hatchling bronze dragon. In the game the player mentioned “starting so many fires” with the bronze’s lightning breath. We’re discussing the game a bit out of character and out of session when this happens:
Me: (after a description of the PCs in the game) And an adorable bronze dragon who will NOT set “so many fires”.
Player 1 (with the dragon): so many fires.
Me: May I remind you this is primarily a good campaign?
Player 1: She’s not going to kill people!
Player 2: Just singe them a bit?
Player 1: Dragons are unusual yknow. It’s normal for people to find her (pause) shocking.
Me: That was terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.