Long story. I’ve never been more proud and disgusted with myself…
I’m home on break from school, so I start swiping looking for possibly a few fun hook-ups during my weeks off. Match with a good handful of women right off the bat, but didn’t want to date or anything, besides maybe a night out or a short drink knowing our intentions at the end of the night. I use a line to ask if girls are down, which works well because its direct, but not super creepy. Two girls were free the next day…so I made plans with both of them.
Typically I like girls who are very talkative and witty in their message, as I am. Both of these girls seemed plain and short in their messages, but they were cute so I went with it anyway. Typically, I also like to get coffee or a bite with a girl before hooking-up.
So the day came when I had plans with both these girls it was a blizzard ALL DAY. Snow turned to rain, and the ground was covered in ice, slush, and puddles 10ft wide. As the weather was awful, I also decided to use public transportation as I thought it would be easier to get around than driving in the terrible conditions. Mistake 1. I also wanted to get some school work done so I carry my backpack with me all day. Mistake 2.
I had plans with girl 1 around 2pm, so I decide to do some work at a coffee shop near her place. By the time I get to cafe, shoes and socks are soaked. My hair is a fucking disaster because I used some product in it, and it mixed with all the snow and rain. I’m a mess. I planned to meet-up with this girl at the cafe, but she messaged me saying its so bad out, to come to her place and she’ll make me coffee. I get there and she’s kind enough to get me out of my coat and soaked clothes. I thought looking in shambles might have been a deal breaker, but thankful I’m normal and talkative enough to keep her intrigued. As she’s making me coffee I say we should break any awkwardness right away, so I go in for a long passionate kiss. We talk on her couch for 30-40 minutes which was wonderful, as were in similar fields. I finally tell her I have to have her, and we make to the bed. I messaged her before nothing that drives me more wild than lace lingerie, as she certainly indulged me. Her bed was next to a huge set of windows that exposed her apartment to several neighbors, which we barely closed. We began have incredible sex, where she kept quivering she was cumming over and over, and begging me to hold her down. The windows kept opening up which made me feel like an exhibitionist. It was incredible. I could have stayed there with her all afternoon and night….but had to meet up with girl number two.
Girl 2 lived alllll the way across town, so I had to take two buses just to get there. It was an hour and 15 min trip, and it started with me waiting at the bus stop in freezing cold for 20 min. As I got on the first bus, it began to sink in just how ridiculous this day was getting, my feet soaked again from walking in puddles. As I was sitting on the bus, my stomach was starting to feel upset, like, bad. I knew I needed to get to a bathroom asap. I finally got off at my stop, and again walked around for 10min just to find a public restroom (I wasn’t going to stink up this girls bathroom two seconds after meeting her). I found a grocery store in the area, and used their gross public bathroom for 10 min and began to feel better. Sorry if this is all TMI haha. Anyway, it was at this point I had my second “wtf am I doing” moment after the bus. Anyway, I soldiered on because, well, sex. We were planning on grabbing dinner together, but she told me she’ll order a pizza to her place as it’s so cold outside. Cool.
I get to her place and ring the apartment bell. Nothing. Ring it again. NOTHING! Call. text. nothing as I’m AGAIN in the freezing cold STILL lugging around my damn backpack. I decide to go to this pizza place across the street to wait, where she finally texts me back 10 min later. I walk back to her place and she’s actually even way cuter than her pictures. We kiss within seconds of meeting and I push her against the brick wall to passionately kiss her more. We head inside. So I find out she’s from this REALLY rural part of the north, so keeps saying “jeepers creepers”. It was equally weird and endearing. She’s says all this weird/cute stuff about how I’m way more handsome than she expected, and how most dudes on tinder are creeps. Won’t lie. Nice little ego boost haha. Anyway, we talk a bit, I realize she’s fun but dumb as bricks, but still cute…so I start kissing her and we’re having sex on her couch within 15 minutes of walking in the front door. Her bare chest was absolutely stunning and her breasts swayed and bounced as she rode me. We ate pizza and quickly went back for round two. We talked a lot as we were fucking, and I realized very quickly this girl was a bit of a freak, and probably started liking me way too much after this first encounter. She started saying how she’d love to let me put it in her ass, and fuck other girls with me. Very hot, but very very weird. Ummm, we’ll see.
Anyway, we kissed and talked a bit more, but it was getting late. I decide to call an uber as it would have been another 2 hours to get home on the bus/train. Got home. Went to bed. That was a weird day