and ur shirt also

a happy lil sonny for @smoltinypumpkinchild

lil sonny loves summer because the lack of sleeves means its the perfect time for all the gun shows

BONUS: usnavi breaking the news

tiny spiritasses:
  • Chirrut dragging his fingers over Baze’s neck and up into his hair, dozens of times, until Baze can’t hang on to his tension and anger, until Baze starts falling asleep
  • before Baze leaves for an assignment, Chirrut will kiss both of his palms (Baze swears up and down that it doesn’t improve his aim, but somehow it does)
  • when they argue and Chirrut smugly waves his hand in Baze’s face to emphasize his point, but then Baze just grabs Chirrut’s wrist and kisses each of Chirrut’s fingers, muttering his counterpoints under his breath
  • when they sleep Chirrut pulls Baze on top of him like a blanket
  • this thing they do where Chirrut says “come here” and Baze comes exactly one step closer, and Chirrut says “come here” again and Baze takes another step, repeat ad infinitum
  • Chirrut leaving notes for Baze everywhere . tucked into the pockets of his flightsuits and folded over his ammo belts and hidden around whatever vehicle Baze has commandeered that week. they all say basically the same thing “that shirt ur wearing today is ugly as fuck. also i love you”
dating dallas - hcs

requested by 3 anons!

  • ok well he isn’t the most outwardly affectionate guy
    • and i mean affectionate in the lovey-dovey, what-a-cute-couple sorta way
  • it’s really difficult for him to express his love for you in a way that’s clearly understood
    • but that ring of his that he’s constantly twisting around and  tapping on shit with?? yeah, it’s yours now and it’s on a chain he gave you 
    • but he’s 9/10 times looking out for you
  • of course that’s when he’s not stickin his hand up your skirt/dress, or sliding a hand into your back pocket or pinching ur ass
  • w him it’s almost always ‘baby’ or ‘babe’
  • in all honesty if y'all disagree on something, the likelihood that there’ll b a petty argument or constant butting heads on it is pretty up there
  • dates are actually v spontaneous/casual and not always thought through 
  • he has this thing that if ur leaving to go somewhere and he doesn’t want u to leave yet
    • he’ll rarely grab u by the arm if ur wearing jeans bc he most often just gently tugs u back by one of the belt loops on ur jeans
  • he just loveS?? holding onto ur hips?? 
    • he’s also the jackass who’ll stick his hands up ur shirt when his hands are cold bc apparently “ur chest is so warm”
  • if he knows you’re easily annoyed, he’s def the type to bother u!!!
    • but the thing is that sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop
    • like even when you’ve had enough, there deadass has to be an argument about him stopping smh
  • a lot of repetitive and empty one-sided conversations about how dal needs to start acting a certain way
    • him “yes”-ing you away and then continuing to do the opposite
  • him being an actual fuckn dick when he’s hungover
  • ur one of the only ppl that he’ll have a full-blown argument with and still chill w afterwards
    • and one of the only ppl who can full out yell at dal without getting their lights punched out
  • amazing (rough) sex???
    • it doesnt even have to b makeup sex or angry sex to b great, in all honesty
    • but if he knows u like it gentle, it might take him some learning to be gentle, but it’s passionate af nevertheless
  • wow jail visits!!!!!!!
    • being the person who helps scrape up the money to post his bail
    • bc darry got tired of that shit over time
  • once, when he got arrested - since many officers just know him by name- they just asked him if he wanted to make any stop and he told them ur address
    • he was at ur door and he used the tip of his foot to kick the door to knock
    • u opened the door to see him and then immediately closed it when u saw the officers
    • the next time he knocked, ur literally just shouting through the door lmao
    • “OPEN THE DOOR”
    • “NO”
    • “IM NOT GONNA KNOCK AGAIN Y/N”
    • “SO DONT”
    • “WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT”
    • “DALLAS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH THAT THE SAME FUCKING OFFICERS HAVE U IN HANDCUFFS”
    • “I JUST NEED MY FUCKING JACKET y/N IT’S COLD”
    • *opens door to hurl the leather jacket at him*
    • he aint got no hands cause he’s handcuffed so it just lands over him covering his face and shit lmaoo
  • he has a secret stash of cigs in the case he ever runs out??
    • it’s located in an old sock in his sock drawer
    • it’s probably not even his sock it’s probably darry’s or buck’s
  • after every time y'all get into an argument about whether dally’s goin to a rumble
    • dally always goes to fight in the rumble
    • “you’re going to the rumble? yeah well i hope u get punched in the eye bitch”
  • really nOT a fan of you being passive aggressive to him
    • but when he gets all riled up and can’t fuck someone up
    • he becomes THe mOST passive aggressive person evER
    • but passive aggression is most often how he holds a grudge w u
  • literally always askin the gangs (yup the shepard gang and curtis + randle, mathews, cade gang) to look out for u while he’s stuck in jail for however long
    • so if dal can’t b there to make sure ur safe, almost everyone else is tbh

beansquishy  asked:

Please get a redbubble so I can get this stuff on a shirt or something PLEASE I WOULD GLADLY THROW MY MONEY AT YOU

i don’t think we should do that because it seems kinda bad to make merch of mcelroy content when the money wouldn’t go to them - but if you wanna like, print one of the edits onto a shirt for yourself, then go for it!

also if you didn’t know, there’s official merch for mcelroy content on maxfun which you can buy here!

what if hanzo nip pierce

Dunno if I rly like jumin,,, he’s been annoying the piss outta me this entire route

something i did after sobbing through the Square Enix thing…

anonymous asked:

whats with the taco bell t shirt on your wishlist also how big is ur dikk

I like taco bell. Nice foot-in-the-door technique but no.