and ur little cheeks

Tired? Need a pick me up? Put glitter on ur cheeks. Just smear it across ur cheeks. Pat it on there. Maybe add a little to the tip of ur nose. Now u look like a sprightly fairy ready to face ur fairy duties

@ niall why do you always look so fond of harry?? what was up with that one day when harry said something reallllly stupid on stage and you just looked at him with ur HAND ON UR CHEEK and a soft little smile like “im in love with this dork” why did you just melt right into harrys arms and fit your face perfectly into his neck why are u guys so gross and lovey and disgusting and so ENDEARED WITH EACH OTHER i need ANSWERS 

  • me:[sees short haired doe-eyed zayn in the back of a van] yes baby boo boo pumkin sweetie pie i want to kiss ur little cheeks i love u u little baby dear come here have a cuddle with mommy
  • me:[sees long haired zayn approximately 2 seconds later] OH M Y FUCKING GOSD CHOKE ME !!! SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN MY THROAT FUCK ME ONMY THANKSGIVING TABLE IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE FAMILY DADDY PLEASE SPANK ME SUCK MY ASS SPIT ON ME

highstik  asked:

ovi, davo, eichs, nicklas backstrom, geno, kucherov, marchy, seguin, bergy, rask, fleury (MAF not haydn lmao)

ovi: probably naps too much, grumpy when he doesn’t get to choose what to watch on t.v, drinks a lot of water and always has to pee

davo: always sleepy, likes to be held (little spoon davo), will buy u flowers and kiss ur cheek bc he lovs u

eichs: terrible hair, but tries rlly hard to look good. always red-faced. idk if he’s blushin or if it’s just his face tbh 

nicklas backstrom: perfect amount of chub for snugglin, does enjoy having his hair braided, will let you sit on his lap and talks to you about your day

geno: too tall, slouches a lot and it probs hurts him, likes to make fun of other ppls accents even tho his is always worse, will flick you if you annoy him

kucherov: looks like a drunk bear, eats salad for lunch every day, is always the one to use the last fork in the drawer and not do the dishes 

marchy: jokes about his own nose, doesn’t give a fuck what people think of him, needs to get his eyebrows threaded but doesnt wanna

seguin: thinks he’s all that, is a twink, appreciates his own tattoos too much, loves dogs with all his heart, cried watching marmaduke

bergy: soft heart, best at pinball machines, likes to hold hands a lot, has a collection of porcelain cats that he says his mom got for him 

rask: screams during scary movies, likes to terrify children on halloween, doesn’t need a mask to do it 

fleury: the softest, always has cold hands and puts them on your neck to annoy you, will yell at you in languages you don’t understand just to annoy you but secretly he’s complimenting you 


send me a hockey player and ill reply with my first thoughts on them based on appearance

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Special little note: i would smooch ur cheek, ur other cheek and ur forehead