and ugh he deserved it so much

13 Reasons Why

Thoughts on 13 Reasons Why characters and a rating of how much I dislike them from 1 being “my baby!!!!” to 10 being “FUCK THEM THEY CAN ROT” 

Hannah Baker: Didn’t deserve everything she went through especially rape. She pushed some people away though and sometimes she was kind of idk how to word it but I didn’t like stuff about her at times. Either way she deserved so much better than what she got. Deserved to be happy with Clay. 2/10.

Clay Jensen: Will fight anyone for Hannah. He was so shy around her and didn’t know what to do whenever he was with her, he’s so precious. Sometimes there were some things he did that didn’t sit right with me but he definitely deserved a happy ending with Hannah Baker; they deserved to be happy and in love and ugh. Also… took like 4823707592 years to listen to the tapes? 2/10.

Tony Padilla: Gay POC which I love because we need more of them. I love him he was so patient with Clay and all he ever did was try and protect Hannah’s wishes. Glad he shared the tapes with Hannah’s parents because they deserved to know why she killed herself instead of being left in the dust wondering why. I was always so happy when he came on screen. CLAY LISTEN TO THE GODDAMN TAPES. 1/10.

Jeff Atkins: My pure cinnamon roll, didn’t deserve to die because of a stupid girl who couldn’t own up to her mistakes. I hate how nobody including his parents and except Clay never knew he wasn’t drunk that night he died. Just wanted Clay and Hannah together. Your fave is problematic: uses “unique” 7 times in an essay. -5435973495797/10. I love him forever, hes so great. Never did anything bad.

Justin Foley: Didn’t deserve the home life he had BUT i really hated him for what he did to Hannah and the fact that he’s a rape enabler and a rape apologist like he literally let his best friend rape his unconscious girlfriend, covered up for him, and lied to her about it and then when she found out, he STILL was justifying what he and Bryce did by telling her that he didn’t tell anyone because Bryce does all this shit for him. KNEW that whatever happened at that party was fucking Jessica up but didn’t come forward until the very end. Claims he cared for her but you don’t do that shit to someone you claim you care about. Fuck him for that. 8/10.

Jessica Davis: She was so cool and nice in the beginning but then I hated how she got mad at Hannah and slapped her for the list instead of Alex, like really??? You think she asked to be on that list?? PLEASE. But after all that, she was still nice towards her and was never ill-mannered when it came to Hannah. Also, can we talk about how she didn’t deserve to be raped??? Justin Foley DEFINITELY didn’t deserve her. YOU GO GIRL. TELL HIM YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 5/10.

Alex Standall: He made some poor decisions making that list for a stupid reason and then letting Hannah pay the price. I somewhat like him though. I think he was a redeemable character and had a conscience (although it was too late, rip Hannah Baker) and felt that he needed to own up to it and tell the truth, was ready for whatever penalty he was gonna get. Was the only one (for a while) who thought what the others were trying to do was stupid. He definitely deserved better too, he didn’t deserve to shoot himself (or in other theories, didn’t deserve to be shot by Tyler). Please be okay…please be alive, baby. 4/10. 

Courtney Crimsen: GIRL, BYE. I hate and will always hate her character so much. Her and Bryce should just rot. She was a rape apologist and only cared about herself. Like girl I get that coming out is hard, I haven’t even done it, but to fuck up Hannah’s life like that? Are you serious? Justified Bryce’s actions to hide her truth. And she fucked up Jessica’s life too, in my opinion. She tried so hard to convince herself (and others) that Hannah was lying, Bryce isn’t a rapist, and that Jessica was never raped just so she can stay in the fucking closet. Like there’s nothing wrong with being gay. And she has two gay dads for fucks sake. 10/10 would always hate her again. 

Zach Dempsey: I think he genuinely liked Hannah but after all the shit Hannah had been through and the fact that his friends were his friends, I definitely see Hannah’s side of why she shot him down. I think he, himself, was lonely too but in different way; just because someone’s popular doesn’t mean they’re not lonely. Didn’t get compliments so he stole Hanah’s when she needed it most (I hate how he did that ugh like WHY…did you really need it?). Redeemable character, though. Also…HE KEPT HANNAH’S NOTE IN HIS WALLET!!! 5/10.

Tyler Down: Fuck him. A fucking creep. Like, he stalked people and took pictures of them when they were unaware (especially Hannah) and when she confronted him, HE FUCKING SENT THE PICTURE TO EVERYONE. Claims he “loved” Hannah but really?? FUCK HIM. Why did he even have so much guns? I’m pretty sure he’s planning a school shooting…fucking psychopath…”I can take care of myself” BOY BYE. And if he did shoot Alex, FUCK HIM EVEN MORE. 9/10.

Ryan Shaver: Didn’t respect Hannah’s wishes. Only cared about himself and poetry. Didn’t even care that Hannah didn’t want her shit to get out. I only liked him whenever he said Bryce is a rapist and that Courtney should just shut the fuck up and stop justifying Bryce’s actions. 8/10.

Marcus Cole: He cared more about himself and his reputation more than anyone. Thought he was the shit. Sexually assaulted Hannah then called her easy for refusing. 9/10.

Sheri: I liked her and she was genuinely nice but she crashed the stop sign and left a drunken Hannah at the scene and fled. Caused Jeff to die and I hate her for it. Though she reported it because she knew it was the right thing to do, it was already waaay too late. 6/10 because of Jeff.

Bryce: Rapist. Douchebag. Scum of the earth. He didn’t even think what he did was wrong. He raped two fucking girls and didn’t even feel remorse. He just thought every girl wanted him and that was that. I hate him so much, he can die. 102804802020x100000/10.

Mr. Porter: Could have tried better to stop Hannah from killing herself. She was set on suicide until she had doubts and needed just one person to help her and the one person she came to didn’t care enough to chase after her when she left his room that day. Worst. Guidance Counselor. Ever. 8/10.

Okay I thought of something and it made me emo so I wanted to share it with you guys too so we can be emo together (that’s what skamily is for) 

You remember this? (well of course you do) 

well this clip just made me realise that this, everything Even is telling Isak that will happen isn’t just something that he thinks will happen because he is depressed. He believes it, because it’s happened before. It has happened with his friends whom he loved so much. 

We don’t know what happened but it is something so bad that not only hurt balloon squad but made Even think they hate him, made Even hate himself and that’s why he was so sure he would always be alone before Isak. Why he thought all he did was ruin things. Because he has before. He has lost everything before. and now it’s threatening to come back and haunt him and he is flipping terrified that whatever he did that was so bad to lose all the people he loves and trust, will take away the one person he loves and trusts now.


This clip broke my heart, because this face? it reminds me of the clip above. All the shame, self-hate, resentment at whatever led to him losing his friends. This face shows just how much he still truly believes that he hurt all his friends enough for them to hate him. He believes it so much that he continues to hate himself for everything he can’t change. He is so ashamed, so terrified of everything that went down with bakka and his closest friends to come back and destroy everything he has built between him and that incident. ugh it’s just. I feel like this clip and this entire storyline is so damn important because it’s proving that everything we saw with Even at the end of s3 hasn’t gone away just because Isak loves him. 

His self hate? the pain, this belief that he doesn’t deserve anyone because he just hurts them and ruins everything? ah god it’s still there and it always will be until he faces everything that created it. And so the bakka storyline is coming up to maybe hopefully push Even in the right direction of healing and finally self love and acceptance because that is what skam is about. 

dealing with everything you are ashamed of about yourself and finding love and acceptance within yourself. For Even that is no longer being ashamed of his past and his illness but accepting that it is a part of him and his story and he is even more strong, beautiful and compassionate because of it. He shouldn’t hate himself for things out of his control, and he shouldn’t be terrified of losing people he loves because of it. He is kind, smart, beautiful, and loved. his illness doesn’t define him. This is everything I wanted from an Even season, and just maybe we’re gonna get it. 

just maybe we’re gonna get to watch someone teach us how to love and accept ourselves again. 

I hope so

Also the fact that he asked about the boys made me want to cry because he so clearly misses them so much and he said it in such a,….sad way? I just I can’t. 

Especially when the boys reaction to Even’s name was this

I just… I want to protect my baby and take away his pain and worries. He still thinks that he is capable of hurting and losing Isak and I truly feel like those feelings are connected to the Balloon squad, who are connected to Sana who is our beautiful main. And that is how we are going to get Even’s self acceptance story after all. 

I’m sorry I told you this was emo. 

anonymous asked:

COULD YOU DO A YOONGI BOYFRIEND PLEASSE!!? Thank you! ❤️️❤️️❤️️ ps I loved your namjoon one!

of course i’ll do a yoongi version for you love! thanks for your support!! :)

p.s i made this waYYYYY too long. i really hope you like it ;)

  • gummy smiles 25/8 yA’LL
  • he’s the fluffiest ball of fluff once you get to really know him
  • cares about you a lot
  • but he doesn’t want you to know
  • shy asf
  • pda all the time alone
  • gets embarrassed when the members tease him
  • you get to choose which color to dye his hair for the next comeback
  • just so fooking cute
  • “make me food (y/n)”

Originally posted by yoongies-min

  • i see yoongi as a very quiet and shy guy about his feelings
  • he won’t express his undying love for you so easily.
  • normally, just a long, passionate kiss on the sofa when he returns home from the studio is his way of telling you that he missed, appreciates, treasures and loves you.
  • expect loads of cuddles when ya’ll binge watch netflix and snack on junk food tho
  • yoongi would wrap his arms around your waist as you snuggle your head into his chest.
  • “ya, stop that. your hair is tickling my chest.”
  • upon hearing that, you would giggle and wiggle your butt against him playfully.
  • which will obviously lead to him growling due to the friction between your ass and his member.
  • “you’re such a tease, kitten.”
  • once yoongi’s turned on, which isn’t often, you’re in for a wild night.
  • he would plant butterfly kisses on your neck, ghosting his lips across your sweet spot.
  • he mercilessly teases you right back almost all the time.
  • you knew the rules to this game
  • and you were 100% ready to win it.

Originally posted by sensualkisses

  • “don’t get too cocky, kitten.”
  • he’s not much of a talker, so he’ll opt for oral to get you going instead of dirty talking.
  • but you don’t mind it one bit 
  • that boy’s tongue works wonders.
  • he starts with small kitten-like licks a first
  • but he quickly switches to pressing his tongue flat against your clit
  • you know you’re done for when he does that.
  • everything is a blur, the sight of his hair between your legs turns you in so much.
  • especially those moans he make when he feels your release coming.
  • but of course, yoongi would deny your orgasm
  • he’s in it to win as well.
  • whining at the loss of contact, you’ll pout and bat your eyelashes at him innocently
  • you know how much he loves it when you act innocent.
  • “you’re a naughty girl. and naughty girls deserve to be punished.”

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

  • whispers suCH rude things into your ears right before he denies your orgasm again when he’s fucking you from the back.
  • so much orgasm denial
  • so much handcuff action
  • blindfolds are his favorites
  • “trust me, i’ll make you feel good in a while.”
  • “only cum when you’re told.”
  • ugh so dOMINaNT pLS HeLP THis BoI
  • spanking, harsh spanking. very painful but so enjoyable
  • his dick will thrust into you as he spanks you, trying to ease the pain
  • you do actually get by 3 orgasm denials because you know its worth the wait and pain
  • yoongi knows when the pain and pleasure ratio is unbalanced without you even telling him.
  • when you do finally get to orgasm, its literally the best feeling in the world.
  • he makes your worries disappear and makes you feel alive again.
  • you don’t always cum at the same time as yoongi
  • but when you do, its really a privilege.
  • his hot seed fills you up to the brim
  • his cock is balls deep inside of you
  • the moment he cums, he’ll feel you squeeze around him, driving him to the brink of insanity.
  • round 2′s aren’t a surprise.
  • but round 2 is a gentler, softer and more caring than the first
  • he knows you’re exhausted and so is he.
  • slow and rough thrusts!!!1!1!!
  • more kisses this time
  • kisses all over the spots he hasn’t marked yet.
  • body rolls that drive you crazy

Originally posted by everydaysatanist

  • you would only gather the courage to talk to him during this time
  • “yoongi please stop your body rolls its distracting.”
  • that sentence would earn you a light smack to your ass
  • “you’re such a good girl (y/n)”
  • “i know, right? i deserve five fucking tubs of ice cream”
  • ya’ll would both chuckle at your attempt to joke.
  • within the next hour after finishing up your lust-filled love making session, yoongi would appear with six tubs of ice cream
  • not just ice cream,, he’ll give you six dIFFERENT FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM GIRL.
  • overall, he’s a really sweet guy who expresses his love by actions instead of words.
  • he loves you to the moon and back, there’s no doubt about that.
  • you love him with all your heart and there’s so much fluff and love between ya’ll it makes the rest of bangtan sICK.
  • but as long as you both have each other, its all good.

Originally posted by bfjoonie

A little love for Kieran

Ok, so for some reason Kieran popped into my head this morning while I was driving and I could not stop thinking about what a tragic life he’s had and yet how despite it all, he still came out a fairly good person (you know, for the most part).

- though he is a prince he is one of the youngest and least regarded of 50 sons

-He has never had a good relationship with his father (or maybe any type of relationship at all, really)

-We don’t know much about his mother but I have a feeling she wasn’t allowed to be very involved in his life.

-His father gave him to the Wild Hunt. He had absolutely no say, he was just forced into this brutal, lifelong existence. And he’s only like 20 and faeries are immortal so that’ll be really all he knows.

-Even though he has a slightly elevated position in the hunt and doesn’t have to do anything like this, he chose to comfort Mark when he really needed it.

-He befriends, and eventually falls in love with someone half a shadowhunter, someone deemed too low for just about everything by all other faeries.

-He lets Mark reminisce about his family and his life as a shadowhunter, while he is forbidden to do so by everyone else.

-At revels he never danced with, or even had eyes for anyone else but Mark.

-Yes we all know that he “tattled” on Mark and did so because he was jealous and scared but think about it. Can you imagine the one and only good thing in your entire existence being suddenly ripped away from you? Could you just sit idley by and let that happen?? Didn’t think so.

-Admitted what he did was wrong and apologized profuselyt for it, gave aid to Mark and his family against Malcom to attempt to atone for it.

-Killed Iarlarth. That bitch had it coming and we were all glad to see him dead.

-Knew the punishment for doing this but did it anyway, to help with the investigation into the guardian and for revenge.

-Swears to help the Blackthorns with the Clave about everything going on in Faerie (Yes he thought he and Mark were still together but this is still no little thing!)

-Works on his jealousy over Cristina, even ends with having the beginning of a sort of friendship with her.

-Kills his brother to save Cristina

So yes, we all know Kieran isn’t perfect and has faults, but they are all very understandable, and frankly very human faults. We really can’t blame him for them. So I just wanted to say all in all Kieran is really a pretty good guy and I love him. 🖤

See what happens when I forget to sleep… :/
I guess it’s princess Winter Hayle, little ray of sunshine and queen of my heart !

(Idk how to draw and color (is color a real verb ?) so… sorry ?)
(Her eyes, her arms ughhh…)
(It’s so sloppy :/ why am i like this)

y’all wanna praise leto for working towards the portrayal of his joker by sending disgusting gifts to his co-stars, including bullets to viola davis (despite knowing full well the current hazardous situation for many black people with the recent police shootings) but y’all sleep on all the work of the rest of the mostly POC and female cast who worked x10 harder than leto did to get into character, and were a x100 times less gross about it. jay hernandez and adewale akinnouye agbaje spent 3-5 hours each in makeup on top of a 16 hour work day. karen fukuhara had to learn how to swordfight. the cast had to basically bare their souls and tell each other their weaknesses which would be exploited by the director and other cast members in rehearsals. but sure because leto harassed his cast mates apparently he deserve all the praise…….right. 

2

Okay but this scene makes me extra emotional because

  • Bobby clearly loves his family even though he knows they’re plagued with problems
  • Bobby probably straightened out/grew out of his fuckboy ways/joined the force because he had a family to look after
  • Remember when I hated Bobby in seasons one and two because he treated Shelly like shit??? But then season three episode eleven fucking happened and it made me realize that Bobby grew the fuck up and became a better man for her and their daughter bECAUSE HE FUCKIGN LOVES SHELLY THAT FUCKING MUCH WOW
  • Becky’s turbulent relationship with Steve reminds him of Shelly and her shitty marriage with Leo, and it breaks his heart to see the cycle of abuse repeating itself through his daughter
  • Just……..the way he looks at them when they embrace????? They’re his girls and they mean the world to him?????? My heart aches???? I’m so sAD??? HE JUST WANTS TO SEE HIS FAMILY BACK TOGETHER AND HAPPY
  • And even though they’re separated it’s clear Bobby still cares for Shelly like did you see how heartbroken he looked when she ran off with Red????? And the way he and Becky exchanged looks like his own kid knows that he still loves her
    • That being said I couldn’t tell if he knew that Red is a bad dude but if he does that makes me even sadder because that would mean Bobby grew up and improved himself for her, only for her to fall back into her old ways - and it probably hurts him so much to see that she’s still trapped in a cycle of abuse and he can’t do anything about it and ugh wow I didn’t think I’d end up loving Bobby so much BUT HERE WE ARE
  • Someone please protect Bobby Briggs he deserves to be happy
Namjoon as a Dad

Originally posted by rapfluff

Request: Could you please do bts as books? Namjoon as a dad and bts as flowers? I just think they’d be the most adorable flowers >.<

A/N: I hope you enjoy and I shall soon post your other requests! This was so hard to make without fangirling oml ;-; (also i’m back from hiatus~)


- the Best Dad™

- tries very hard to seem cool to his kids

- honestly he doesn’t have to

- but still tries

- also really tries to help you with housework

- which usually ends in a trip to the ER

- his main job is dropping the kids off at school

- “have a good day my lovely, smart, kind, talented children~”

- so much positive reinforcement

- protective af

- ready to f i g h t anyone who even slightly offends his child

- literally so proud of anything his kids do as well

- “ho ma GAWD look at this ART! this ethereal masterpiece that has graced my eyes today! you are so t a l e n t e d.”

- “it’s just a macaroni necklace-”

- “shhhhh it is art that competes with picasso.”

- however, when his kids do mess up, he is very stern with discipline

- hates to seem like the bad guy but knows he has to be strict with them

- typically gives them a lecture then grounds them

- amazing at bedtime stories tbh

- they’re so creative even you don’t know how he comes up with them

- random ‘dance’ parties

- it’s really just flailing around like wet noodles to some music

- but it tires them out for nap time so who cares

- they all think dad is the best dancer around and he thrives off that

- gets so proud when his kids talk about something they learned from him

- they got their papa’s intellect ngl

- just so soft about his children

- like you send him a picture of them doing literally anything while he’s working and he has to take a 10-minute break just to catch his breath

- writes so many songs about how much you and the kids have changed his outlook on life and all that shit

- SO PROUD OF THEIR GRADES

- NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE OMGGGG JUST SO PROUD OF THEM FOR TRYING

- “dad, i got a c on my test… sorr-”

- “a c?!!??! that’s amAZING!!!!!!! you’re still passing!! go youu!!!!!!!”

- ugh i can’t

- i want joonie as my dad tbh

- everyone deserves a joon-type dad

- bless this man

- i’m dead


-Admin Yeonie

True Friends

I was a DM doing a custom campaign that was focused like Fallout game series playing with all my friends.

*TLDR; The Ranger Almost died, The bandit got mauled badly and shot in the arm, and the Scout lost his newly found best doggo friend while the me and all of them begins having a funny good time, basically, they all are still allies but they’re killing each other slowly*

There was a Ranger, a Bandit and a Scout scouring through the post Apocalyptic terrain looking for food when;

Me: So the three of you, now buddies of survival in this epic journey to, well, survive the perilous way towards the last Military bunker, You three now stumble upon an abandoned shabby wooden house, what do you guys do?

Scout: I roll “to scout” to see if there’s resources nearby.

Ranger: good idea, we’re low on ammo and food.

*Scout rolls with a 12*

Me: You're​ lucky that you find a crate of general ammunition and 3 cans of food inside the Living room.

Ranger: can we roll to go for it?

Me: sure, roll!

*Ranger rolls to go for it, however has done so poorly: Rolled a 5*

Me: as you get close running to it, you fall down what seemed to be a trap, two grunts then threatens the Scout and the Bandit.

Bandit: You let me through or You’re going to be covered in your own blood you morons!

*Bandit: rolls for intimidation, gets a Nat20 + 2 mod, at this point, the Bandit gets the ammo and the food, the two grunts join the party as an NPC helper*

Ranger: Thank God, please pull me up!

Bandit: hey, scout, can you like Roll perception if you can find bleach?

*Scout: rolls for it and gets a 15*

Me: you find a whole bottle if bleach under the floorboard, you pick it up, now what di you want to do with it?

Scout: I pour it all on Ranger!

Ranger: What the fu*k guys!?

Bandit: Do it!

Me: okay here’s the deal, Pour it and roll for how much fucked up happens to him down that hole

*Scout rolls for it and gets a Nat20*

Ranger: f**king end my life!

*Bandit is laughing loudly at what’s happening as I facepalm, the ranger gets a face full of bleach, while slowly slipping inside the hole*

Bandit: I roll for shoot him in the shoulder!

Me: OMFG SRSLY?!

*Bandit rolls for it and gets a 19*

Me: You shoot him at the shoulder, as a bonu-*snickering* as a Bonus! The bleach burns him because of that, his current vital is at half health, now what do you do with your friend?

*After 15 mins of torture, they rescue the ranger at 5 health when suddenly, they were attacked by A rabid zombie dog*

Me: Roll for least priority!

Ranger: Nat20
Scout: 14
Bandit: 5

Bandit: oh f*cking sh*t

Me: the Rabid dog attacks the Bandit first, what do you do bandit?

Bandit: I ROLL FOR INSTINCTS!

Me: WHAT?! OKAY?

*Bandit rolls a 4*

Bandit: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING!

Me: you get badly Mauled because your instincts was shit as f*ck.

*Ranger: Rolls for shoot at Bandit, gets an 8*

Bandit: WHY ME?

Ranger: YOU DESERVE IT!

Me: you shot him at the, arm, making it bleed profusely, now the whole mauled bandit is bleeding uncontrollably, what now?

Scout: I roll to… ugh?!… SEDUCE THE DOG

*All of us begins snickering, BUT THEN HE ROLLED AN 18*

Me: You seduced the Dog, and now is… Your buddy pal? Mate? OMFG srsly man?! *Snickers a lot*

Bandit: I roll to shoot the Dog!

*Bandit rolls a Nat 20*

Me: The dog dies… Great!

*Orayt no more, as much as I want to add more, these seems so long already*

hi yes its me, i would like to just say that cHOSEN FUCKING JACOBS IS SO AMAZING AND FANTASTIC AND SUCH A TALENTED BBY I CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS DUDE… I WANT EVERYBODY TO JUST LISTEN TO HIS FRIKKIN SONG AND APPRECIATE HIM BCUZ THATS WHAT HE DESERVES


okay baiii :)

anonymous asked:

Could you write some fluffy platonic thing about Patton being like supper mama bear when Roman thinks Virgil's the fan favorite and he feels guilty about being jealous?

jealous/insecure Roman is one of my fave things i absolutely can my friend (this makes me sound so evil im sorry i love him)

Jealousy & Family Love

~

“Kiddo, look at all this neato fanart of you! The fanders like you just as much as they like Virgil! Heck I think both of you are the favorites!”

Roman sighed, and avoided looking at Patton’s laptop.

“I suppose you are right, but.. Ugh, I still can’t shake this feeling, and I feel horrible for it. He deserves to be the favorite. Not me. I’ve always been an.. arrogant idiot.”

Patton gasped, and glared at the younger side.

“Roman! You are not an arrogant idiot! You’re our lovable prince! Sure, you’ve made some mistakes, but everything’s better now.”

Roman sighed once again, and stood to leave the moral side.

“It’s alright, Patton. You don’t need to do this..”

Patton jumped up, and blocked Roman’s path.

“I’m not letting you leave until you accept that you’re an amazing prince, and deserve to be loved by everyone!”

“Patton, I truly am not worthy..”

“I will physically fight you, Roman! I did it to Virgil don’t think I won’t do it to you too!”

Speak of the devil; Virgil appeared out of nowhere startling the two elder sides.

“Whoa, what is going on here?”

Roman subconsciously glared at the younger side.

“If you must know, Mr. Fan Favorite. Patton here is trying to convince me of something that is simply not true. Now, if you will excuse me.”

Roman sunk down to his room without another word leaving Virgil confused, and anxious.

“Uhh, what did he mean by that? Did I.. Did I do something wrong?”

Patton quickly shook his head no, and sighed.

“No, kiddo. He’s just.. having a bad day. It’s not your fault. I’ll talk to him. Uh, do you wanna come with me?”

Virgil was hesitant for a moment, but nodded.

Patton smiled, and took Virgil’s hand as he started to sink down.

Roman turned his attention to the familiar whooshing sound of someone popping up, and sighed.

“You two shouldn’t be in my room. I really don’t need to hear Virgil’s anxious yet creative rambling again. I could barely even understand him.”

Virgil blushed, and glared at the princely side.

“We’ll be quick, kiddo. We just need to make sure you’re okay!”

“Morality, I am fine! Please give it up!”

“No! I’m not letting one of my kiddos feel bad about himself!”

“It doesn’t matter!”

Virgil stepped forward, and coughed to get their attention.

“Uh, listen, Roman. I really don’t understand why I’m the “fan favorite.” It should be you. In fact there are a lot of times you’re favored over me. It really just depends on the person. If some people happen to like me more that doesn’t say anything bad about you. You’re.. You’re cool or whatever. Just.. leave the self deprecation to me. It’s a much better look on me.“

Roman smiled at the younger side, and was about to respond, but was cut off by Patton tackling the both of them to the floor.

"I told you I would physically fight you if you guys kept talking bad about yourselves!”

Roman laughed, and pulled Patton & Virgil into an awkward hug.

“That was very sweet of you to say, Virgil. Thank you.”

“Pfff, whatever. You’re welcome I guess.”

“And thank you for your relentless, and aggressive fatherly care, Patton.”

“It’s just what I do, kiddo!”

The three snapped their attention to the sudden whooshing sound to see a very confused Logan. He walked over to the three sides still wrapped up in each others arms on the floor.

“There you three are. What are you doing? We have many things to get done. This is highly unproductive. Really why do you do these things when there is-”

Virgil cut Logan’s rambling off by grabbing his tie, and pulling him down into the cuddle pile.

“Virgil, was that really necessary?”

“Yep sure was, teach.”

Roman chuckled, and sat up as best as he could with the three other sides on him.

“Okay, okay. We really should leave now. I don’t wanna hear Logan dramatically recite any more Shakespeare, or hear Patton come up with crazy stories either.”

Logan stood up first, and straightened his shirt & tie out. He then reached a hand down to help Patton up. Patton helped Roman up, and then Virgil.

“You three are quite lucky that I love you.”

The three turned to look at Logan in shock, but he was gone.

“Welp. Didn’t expect that.”

Virgil shrugged, and sunk back down to the commons.

Roman started to do the same, but Patton stopped him.

“Hey, kiddo. I love you too. Just the way you are.”

Roman smiled, and took Patton’s hand.

“Ah, love ya too, Padre.”

The two sunk down together to meet back up with the two other sides they loved in the commons, and all was well again.

~

familial LAMP gives me so many feelings im crying ok bye

anonymous asked:

Thank you for your amazing blog. Can I make a request where they not dating, but MC needs somebody to pretend as her bf/gf for a party or a meeting and asks RFA and Saeran for help? And during that pretending they understand that they have feelings for MC.

Hahaha yes, this is the kind of request I would ask myself, I love this romantic comedy’s situations so much! <3
So I did as mini-fics, because I obviously got carried away, I hope you all enjoy this!

RFA + Saeran pretending to date MC

Zen

“Think of it as a chance to show your impressive acting skills, Zen.” That was the winning argument to convince him to pretend to be your boyfriend during the rehearsal dinner of your brother’s wedding. As much as you love your brother, it’s extremely annoying when he and other family members start teasing you for still being single. And the comparisons about your lives are so mean. Just imagine now that he’s getting married with this almost perfect lady.

“Well, the perfect boyfriend is a role I haven’t tried yet… I’ll accept this challenge, MC, although it would be like playing myself…” you giggle. It was a weird request, but you have been so nice to everybody in RFA, how could he say “no” to a friend in need? Plus, he loves weddings!

Okay, not this one so much. Why is everybody so snob? He’s waiting for Jumin Han to show up at any moment, this event suits him really well! Now he gets why you wouldn’t want to endure this by yourself, you’re so… different from all of this. You’re bubbly and spontaneous, adorably clumsy…  he grins reminding you chugging a beer can and making a funny face because of the bitter taste a couple of days ago at his apartment.

“Brother, this is Zen, my… boyfriend.” You introduce them to each other.

“Call me Hyun, she usually does when we’re alone.” And he smiles at you, holding your hand. Okay, no need to imply sexual stuff here, but if it will convince your brother…

“You’re an actor, right? I recognize you! How much did she pay you to hire you?” you shiver, he is… almost right there… how can he be so smart? Ugh…

Zen smiles, but inside he wants to tell your brother to go to hell. Is this the kind of thing you say to your sister’s boyfriend? Well… he’s not really your boyfriend, but… that’s really mean! He’s basically implying Zen’s a gigolo, but worst of it, he’s insulting you telling you wouldn’t be able to date someone without paying for it. Zen knows you enough to tell you could captivate any person’s heart if you really wanted to! Yes, your ability to do whatever you want so freely is something he really admires about you. No, he can’t let you be treated like this.

“She pays me with her beautiful smile and the gloss in her enchanting eyes everytime she watches my performances. You would know if you paid more attention to your sister instead of trying to make her feel down. My brother wasn’t nice to me, and maybe I deserved it. But she doesn’t, so be nice to her before she decides to run away like I did… come on, MC. Let’s dance!” he tights the grip on your hand and drags you to the dance floor, you and your brother look at each other, he’s shocked and you’re like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You two are on the dance floor, one of his hands on your back, the other one holding yours. Why did that come from? It’s been years he doesn’t think about his brother… something about seeing the sweetest person he knows doesn’t getting the treatment she deserves stirred something inside him. You’re looking at him very curious, gosh, your eyes are really glossy… it’s so hot in here… “S-Sorry if I crossed a line there. He’s your brother after all and…” he feels running out of air when you rest your head on his chest. You must look like a real couple, your brother is probably looking. Yes… that’s why you’re doing this after all, right? 

“Thank you for having my back, Hyun. You’re such a great actor.” Acting? Oh… yeah, he was acting, right? But why does he feel out of character right now?  


Yoosung

This is bad! This is really bad! What is he doing here? Why did he even agree to this? “Please, Yoosung, pleeeeease. You’re the only one I trust to do this.” Oh yeah, that’s why… you begged him over the phone, and something about trusting him to play your boyfriend made him feel so manly and confident. You could have asked Zen or Jumin, but you chose HIM! You thought he would be a good boyfriend to introduce to your friend who was in town for that night. He is such a good friend, but he’s been teasing you about your relationships since high school. According to him, every guy you date end up arrested or in rehab… This is getting old, really…

“Well… I’ll probably never end up in jail or rehab, MC… so, if you insist so much… why… why not?” you gave him such a tight hug, and he felt his whole face burning. You smelled so good that day… and you smell even greater today at this weird country bar…

“This is my boyfriend, Yoosung. He is a vet student.” You introduce him, the guy shakes his hand firmly, what’s with you and your friend to have such a tight grip? Well, at least yours was really gentle…

“College? But you look like you’re 16, dude! I was going to say MC is such a cougar!” he blushes. Oh god… this guy isn’t buying this at all! He would feel so bad for not being convincing after the way you begged him for doing this.

“Well, MC looks really young too, so I guess we look like a sweet sixteen couple.” You giggle and put your hand over his. “Hah, what did I tell you? Isn’t he adorable?” “I guess…” the guy shrugs, but he doesn’t mind, he can only focus on the warmth from your smooth hand.

You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, and the guy sits on your chair. “Back off, dude! She’s mine!” “Wh-What?” “It is what it is, she dated all those bad guys and eventually she’ll notice I’m the only one good enough for her. Back off before you end up hurt!” Was that a threat? “MC… MC can choose whoever she wants, I won’t back off if she really likes me!” but she doesn’t, this is just play pretend… no, forget it! This dude is an asshole! You can’t be with someone like this! You deserve better! Maybe not him, but… definitely not this guy.

“Hey, gentlemen, what did I miss?” you come back, but the tension is still there… “Nothing much, your boyfriend here was telling me he wants to ride the mechanical bull over there…” “What? Really, Yoosung?” “I… I…” “What’s the problem, boy? Are you scared?” this asshole’s smirk, ugh… “I’ll show you scared!” he gets up and gives his name to the guy who controls the machine.

How did he get the guy to manipulate him like that? Ugh… both you and him are watching this, and he’s so close to you… ASSHOLE! Oh, this was such a bad idea! Such a bad ide… oh no! The bull is moving! The bull is moving!!!

3 seconds, that’s what it took for Yoosung to hit his face on the upper part of the mechanical bull and fall. You promptly run to him.

“Holy shit, Yoosung! Are you okay?” he can’t tell you how much it hurts… so he smiles, and you look shocked. “Yoosung, your… your tooth!” “Whath? Whath’s wronc wif my toof?” Oh… now he feels, actually, he doesn’t feel! Where is one of his incisors?

“I’m so sorry I dragged you to this, Yoosung. I feel so bad!” “Don’th worry, MC. Ith was my idhea anyway. I hope your frrriend isn’t madh or anyfing.” “Ugh, forget him, I couldn’t stand his hissy fit! Can you believe he wanted me to just let you here alone on the dentist and hang out with him? What an asshole!” he smiles when he hears that, but he shouldn’t be smiling, this is so embarrassing!

You go with him to the dentist’s office, and noticing he’s a little scared, hold his hand. He looks at you and you whisper. “Don’t need to be afraid, I’m here…”
He isn’t afraid of the dentist (well, maybe a little…), what’s really scaring him is how much his heart is pounding due to your hand on his, but he’s the one tightening the grip.


Jaehee

“MC, I don’t know how to play mini-golf!” she told you over and over, but did you listen? “It doesn’t matter! I do! I just need someone to make me company!” well, making you company it’s totally different than pretending to be your girlfriend… “Yeah, but my friend and his boyfriend keep teasing me for being bi and just dating guys, I hate it!”

Well, that’s really douchy of them, why would you hang out with people who put your sexuality in debate like this? No, she needs to protect you and maybe teach them a thing or two! That’s the least she could do after you helping her to leave C & R and starting her own business.

“This is Jaehee, my girlfriend.” You introduce her, she shakes their hands as if they’re business partners.

“Oh, you’re so formal! I thought MC had hired an assistant.” Seriously, how douchy! Why such a sweet girl like you hang with people like this? “So ladies, shall we play?”

She is so bad at this! Why did you ask her to do this? “Here, I’ll show you!” you come behind her and put your hands on hers. What’s… what’s happening? Your hair fall on her shoulders… it smells so good… focus, Jaehee! Focus!

“Hey, you can’t help, MC!” “Oh, on which paragraph of the strict regulation of mini-golf is this written?” Jaehee chuckles. Okay, so maybe you know how to defend yourself, you and your friend probably have this kind of feisty friendship… but still, not cool of him to doubt your sexuality, she didn’t forget that!

You can easily compensate for her lack of ability, and it’s so good to watch you play. Your focused eyes, the huge smile you put on when the ball falls in the hole, and even your disappointed face for missing, it’s just… hypnotizing!
“Hey, girl, focus! If you keep distracted like this, she’ll dump you for another guy!” “Fuck you!” you yell, she feels her blood boiling. What… a… douche! She’s not distracted! She got this! Bring it on!

The ball travels painfully slow, or is she seeing this on slow motion? This isn’t the decisive shot yet, but she really wants to hit it! She wants you to feel proud of her! It spins around the hole boarders, one turn… two turns… and the ball doesn’t fall in the hole. Crap!

“Ha! Good luck next time, sweety!” “Dude, you don’t need to be this douchy!” you reprehend him. “What? Did I hurt your precious girlfriend? Jesus, MC, you’ve been so sensitive today. I changed my mind, I liked you more when you dated boys.” “Good, so no reason for us to keep hanging out, then. Goodbye.” You grab her hand and walk away. Oh wow… she thought she would have to be the one to say something, but apparently, you can take care of yourself! Yes, you’re the one who taught her to don’t be around places and people who only hurt you, obviously you would know how to do this by yourself. You’re so strong!

“Do you want to keep playing without them?” she asks, she doesn’t want this, huh, date (?) to end. “Yeah, sure! I’ll show you one of my tricks, come here!”
And there you are behind her again, teaching her how to swing it properly, your arms around her, your body so close. She feels bad, actually, you are showing her everything you know, but she’s not absorbing anything, she can only focus on your breathing on her back.


Jumin
“Oh, come on… I bet you heard a million times how much of boyfriend material you are, Jumin.” “I… didn’t really know what this means, MC.” “It means you’re the son-in-law every mother would like her daughter to be with.” He was so reluctant about it, why would you ask him? You could have asked Zen or Seven, who like to pretend a lot.

“It’s just… my mom is… how can I say? Huh… a cat mom too?” What do you mean by “too”? Oh okay, now he gets it, Zen is allergic and can’t be around cats, and Seven is a cat abuser, none of them would cause a good impression on your mother who’s been trying to introduce you to a guy she thinks would be a good suitor for you. God, she has no chill! Doesn’t she get it you don’t want to get married now?

So he agrees, you’re such a hardworker preparing for the party and taking care of everybody in RFA, including him. You’re kinda like V, but sweeter and… funnier, and, well, your looks are better too.

“Mom, that’s Jumin Han, my boyfriend. And that princess here is Elizabeth the 3rd.” yes, you insisted on bringing Elizabeth, how could he decline when you consider even Elizabeth an RFA member?

“Hum… you seem rich. Finally you’re coming to your senses and looking for a wealth husband, huh?” that’s… rude! Not even his father, who doesn’t seem to care about these boundaries, would say something like this to him.

“With all due respect, madam, your daughter keeps telling you her lack of interest in getting married, you should start respecting her wishes. I have a deep respect for family, but I don’t think parents should force their children on something they don’t want to do just because they know the children would do it due to all the respect they have. I believe what I’m trying to say is, don’t use of misfeasance on your daughter, she’s smart and caring, and… although every man would be lucky to have her as his wife, if she doesn’t want it, her wishes should be respected.” Wow… where did all this come from? Not even he can believe his own… eloquence talking about you.

“I hope this isn’t your excuse to stall her, boy.” “My intentions with you daughter are truly serious, just know I respect her… a lot.” He knows you’re looking at him, he wouldn’t dare to look at you right know, though, your eyes are something he doesn’t know how to handle, for some reason.

“Well, your head him, ma. Come on, Jumin, let me show you the other cats.” You grab his wrist, your hand is so soft… and warm and… what’s happening? He feels his arm melting from your touch.

“Hey, thanks for having my back. I knew I asked the right person.” “Because I like cats?” “That too, but… I knew you’re reasonable enough to put some senses on my mom’s head, you said I am smart and caring, but you’re even more caring than you think, you know that?” oh… so he was always your first option on this? He feels… honored, and really comfortable about being so reliable to you. He would feel sad if you found out that it’s not that he is caring, it’s just… he really cares about you…


Saeyoung

“So, wait, let me get this straight: you want me to join you on a karaoke bar with your crazy cousin?” “Yeah, but how do you know he’s crazy?” “Hello…” “Oh yeah, background check…” “BINGO! I saw his posts on your timeline, he’s a… whack nut, huh?” “Yeah, so I thought you could really get along…” “OUCH!”

He pretended he was offended, but he was really down for this. The guy seems fun, karaokes are fun, you’re basically his favorite person in the whole world, why not? So what if he had to pretend to be your boyfriend? It wasn’t uncomfortable, actually it was… it was… the greatest mission 707 has ever been assigned! Yes, Defender of Justice will protect the most amazing lady from the handful cousin who has been in love for you since you were little kids and doesn’t get it that dating relatives is kinda weird! He won’t be the boyfriend you need, he will be the boyfriend you deserve! Or… something like this…

“This is Saeyoung, my boyfriend!” you introduce him. His hand shake is firm, too firm, actually… ouch, he’s hurting his hand!

“I see you have a thing for gingers, huh, MC?” oh yeah, he’s redhead too… sorta, his hair looks dyed.

“Well, MC is so unique and amazing, it’s kinda obvious she would fall for someone who’s among 1% of human population, you know… NATURAL gingers.” He smirks, and the guy shoots dagger with his eyes. Saeyoung puts his arm around your shoulder and kiss your head, oh, that was good… can he do this again?

“So, MC… remember the song we used to sing every family reunion? I was John Travolta, you’re Olivia Newton John, and we talked about those summer nights…” “Oh yeah, so tacky, right?” Saeyoung holds back the need to yell an “OUCH!”

“Well, I think it’s kinda romantic! Right, dude? Aren’t you romantic?” “Oh… huh, I’m more like the playful and teasing type…” Yes… if you were looking for romance, Saeyoung wouldn’t be the best suitor… did you want someone romantic? “Well, the MC I know it’s all about romance…” yeah, Saeyoung also could get that vibe from you…he know he isn’t suitable for you after all, but… why does it bother him so much?

“So… MC, do you want to sing “Summer Nights”? For old time’s sake? “A-Actually, I… I would like to sing something.” Saeyoung gets up quickly. “You do?” you ask, curiosity dancing in your eyes. “Yeah, just watch me!” he kisses your head again, why can’t he stop doing this?

“Yes, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I dedicate this song to my adorable girlfriend. MC, this one is for you!” you were waiting for some cheesy ballad, and can’t hold your shocked face when he choose “I believe in a thing called Love” by The Darkness. He sings all the falsettos and even does some air guitar, you have no idea how to react, but… it’s impossible not to smile.
Judging from your cousin’s face, he totally got the message. Although Saeyoung isn’t sure what is the message, actually. All he cares about is the hug you give him when he gets down the stage.

“Is this romantic enough for you?” “I couldn’t care less about romance, this is just my cousin blinded by love. Anyway… mission accomplished, agent 707. You should win a medal for all the services you did!”

A mission… right… this was just a mission. He always felt relieved after his missions were over, that’s the only one he doesn’t want to be dismissed.


Saeran

“Listen to me, no matter how much I beg, how much I plead, you can’t let me try any move on him, you got it?” “Yeah, yeah… I got it, you don’t need to repeat this again!” your ex-boyfriend is single again, you never forgot him, and everything started spinning when he invited you for some drinks, but… you know how much of a fuckboy he can be. You have your pride! You have your dignity! You have Saeran as your most honest friend, so you know he’s the only one capable of making you stay away from the guy. And hopefully, keeping the guy away from you by pretending to be your boyfriend.

Why would he say yes to such a lame idea? Can’t you deal with your own shit like the grown ass woman you are? Well, it’s been a while since he doesn’t leave his brother’s house, and if it is with you, he feels more comfortable. Also, your whining was annoying him. Okay, not annoying, more like… persuading him…

“Hey, this is Saeran, my boyfriend!” you’re hesitant about holding his hand. Will this be convincing if you don’t really have much of physical contact?
“Nice to meet you, bro. Hey! Hold her tight, or I’ll be ready to snatch her away!” you blush… OH HELL NO! You can’t be possibly falling for this! Saeran wrap his arm around your shoulder and pull you closer, staring at the guy.

“Good luck trying.” You’re so close, why do you smell so good? Shit, did you put all this perfume for this guy? Ugh… that’s so lame!

The night goes on, he notices the subtle flirt between you two. This dude really is a fuckboy, making moves on a girl who’s already taken and… well, okay, not technically, but still… he’s a player! And you can be silly most of the times, but you’re not that dumb! Saeran knows you’re not! That brave girl who’s been helping him with therapy can’t fall for these cheap moves!

But he gotta say, you flirting is… kinda cute, the way you bounce your hair and smile playfully, yes… this isn’t for him, though. And it’s bothering him!
“Hey, h-ho-honey, can I talk to you for a second? Alone!” you nod a ‘yes’ and you two get close to the door. “Let’s get out of here!”

“What? Why? No, I’m having fun!” “Exactly, and you shouldn’t have, right?” “Please, Saeran, pleeeeease, let’s stay!” “Sorry, I have direct orders to not give in to your pleading.” You get mad: “Fine! I’ll go back by myself!” you turn your back on him, only to look at you ex talking with this other girl.

Saeran’s arm is around you again, now leading you out of there. You’re not crying, thank God! But you look really hurt, and he hates that!

“Wait! Are you seriously sad over this guy who doesn’t give a shit about you? I thought you were smarter, MC.” Great, now you’re crying! Good job, Saeran!
“Hey, don’t… don’t cry. I… don’t know what to tell you, but…” you hug him, your alluring perfume is all over him now. “Do you mind if we stay like this for a while? You don’t have to say anything, just… stay like this…” “Okay, I guess…”
This is weird… so fucking weird! He never touched someone like this before… is he doing it right? Is it supposed to be this good?