and u will never see them again

maybe… support mentally ill ppl even when u don’t like their symptoms??? support schizophrenics who frantically search every room they enter because they are scared of Something, support splitting borderlines, jealous narcissists, very sexual histrionics, schizoids who don’t fake empathy, systems with “mean” alters, irritated bipolar people, schizotypals who never “make sense”, paranoids who constantly constantly check on others to see if they’re causing them harm even though they don’t know them, antisocials who don’t try to be “nice”, avoidants who will avoid you for weeks and then message once and disappear again, dependents who can’t even dress without help deciding on what, ocpd people who need you to do things again and again and again until you do it Right, ocd people with “disgusting” intrusive thoughts and compulsions, psychotic people who yell “to themselves” and cope badly with their hallucinations, autistic people who don’t interact the way you want them to, adhd people who literally never sit still or listen to you, anxious people who always sweat, people w ptsd who refuse to let go off their trauma, people with addictions you consider to be “to blame” and with “ugly” withdrawal symptoms and everyone else. mental illness doesn’t just have symptoms you like and you have to accept that.

We didn’t kiss. Maybe it would all have been different if we had; if she’d planted her feet straight through the ground and stayed there long enough for me to taste the bubblegum on her mouth one last time. Maybe she would have remembered something important and stayed. Instead, she just smiled, her golden hair dry and shining while water soaked through my clothes and my eyelashes. Her dress was clinging to her thighs, and I watched the yellow sunflowers mold themselves onto her legs.

“See you soon,” she said, looking at me one last time before turning on her heels. It was more of a goodbye than I’d ever gotten before, and I was struck still with it. I knew that, beyond anything, I would never see her again, that she had packed up the last of us in her boxes and moved on, but I wanted to believe that she meant it.


She slammed the van door shut behind her and they pulled away, the U-Haul rumbling behind them—a faithful dog full of memories. She didn’t look back until they got to the end of the street, where her entire body turned to look at me through the rain-streaked window of the trunk. She puffed out a breath, fogging up a small circle of the window, and pressed her mouth to it, then she was gone. A cloud of smoke trailed after her the way most things did, and then nothing but the wet sound of tires on the soaked street.


I wondered if she ever wished the rain could touch her. If the rain was ever sad that it couldn’t.

—  excerpt from “Halo”, a short story by Caitlyn Siehl

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‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’
‘  i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved  ’
‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’
‘  i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender  ’
‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’
‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’
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‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’
‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’
‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’
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‘  you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn  ’
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‘  i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit  ’
‘  i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn  ’
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‘  my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY  ’
‘  y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth  ’
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‘  in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too  ’
‘  man this has been the worst life of my life  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’
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‘  forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember  ’
‘  “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic  ’
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‘  KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death  ’
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‘  my gender is “pretty boy”  ’
‘  what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage  ’
‘  what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license?  ’
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‘  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual  ’
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‘  they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means  ’
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‘  i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know  ’
‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number  ’
‘  there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me  ’
‘  if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’  ’
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‘  literally want to be rich for the clothes  ’
‘  me??? upset???? yes constantly  ’
‘  a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’  ’
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‘  my middle name is actually $$  ’
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‘  me? overreacting? shit probably  ’
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‘  me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what?????  ’
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xmen headcanon

an alternative ending for xma where 

  • instead of going away again, erik stays after saying “you can convince me to do anything” and charles answers him “what if i can do that without my powers? stay for a week or so and in the end of that you decide whether to go or not”
  • erik is all like “oh u little shit u think you have this much influence over me you’ll see i’ll stay here and yet i’ll leave” 
  • spoiler: charles has this much influence over erik. yes, even without his powers
  • on the first day they just talk a lot and charles leaves the training and administrating to hank and raven all day long, focusing on making erik feels welcome and comfortable in the mansion
  • they talk a lot about random things and things go out of track and the subject of the conversation changes and as expected, they fight, because erik thinks charles is uncapable of understanding him and everytime they fight erik starts thinking he’s not worthy or like he belongs in charles bubble of safety and happiness
  • raven “stop bitching around erik for fucks sake charles is just trying to help for once in your life let the man in (pun indeed) and open up to him (pun indeed /2)
  • erik stays 
  • on the second day erik wakes up really early and starts walking around the property of the mansion and runs into peter and even if peter is all awkward and blushing a little he manages to have a real conversation with his dad and when erik says “what would you do if you told someone horrible things that you didn’t mean but yet you feel you are kinda right?” and peter says “if this person really matters to you, i think you should put it all aside and apologise”
  • erik keeps walking alone after peter “i’m sorry i’m really sorry i want i really do to spend more time with you but my class will start maybe we could talk more later? you are an awesome person and i still don’t have many friends in here” maximoff is gone and after a few hours erik just starts running as fast as he can and asks every person in the mansion where charles is until he finds him giving classes and stops in the entrance of the room and goes “i’m sorry charles, i didn’t mean any of that” and charles has his chest warm for the rest of the day
  • erik just disappears after that but in the beginning of the night charles finds him and is all like “i know you didn’t, my friend” and their day two is just watching the trees and feeling the wind together remembering each other that they are still alive after all that insanity 
  • on day three erik wakes up around noon. this is the first night in a very long time he’s slept more than eight hours straight without a nightmare, and he is really grateful to charles for that, even if he didn’t use his powers to help erik. so the day starts really nice and he takes his time taking a long shower, relaxing his muscles and puting on his sweatpants and sweatshirt and goes running around the property while watching a few students playing different sports
  • erik being all like “you are not in the right position, kid. you have to put your feet like this and your torso like this so you have more support to throw the ball” and he goes like that for the rest of the day
  • charles watching and having an ideia
  • day four charles “hey erik i saw you helping the kids out there yesterday and i was wondering if you’d like to give some classes here in the instutute”
  • erik really freaked out 
  • “hey r u that kid with white hair from that day omg please help me charles wants me to give classes what should i do”
  • peter “you were supposed to give me advices and not the other way around” maximoff keeps quiet and just says “you go man!!!!”
  • at first charles only introduces erik to the kids and says “he’s gonna be your physical education teacher, i hope you all be nice to him” and all the kids are like “omg erik is gonna stay here????” and after some awkward moments erik says “well maybe i stick around for a while but only if you can throw a ball right” and everybdy feels challanged and too anxious for erik’s class
  • the class is a success and everybody wants erik to stay 
  • erik and charles laughing together at the dinner table and staying wake until late in the night
  • during day five erik wakes up early again, but not so early, and runs into peter again. this time, though, erik talks excitedly about how good he felt by teaching those kids and that he could do that everyday of his life. it was just nice and fun and made him feel good about himself
  • peter still feels a little awkward, but listens with lots of attention and is basically shining of happiness because “omg dad is talking to me help”. he decides to watch the older kids training when peter again has to go with a lot of apologies and erik goes like “u know what? i think i’m gonna see this famous training of yours”
  • charles is secretly watching from far with a bright smile on his face and his day has never been better than after watching erik giving tips and advice to the young mutants in training
  • after a long day of teaching for both of them have a lovely dinner night in private, after everybody is asleep and just the two of them are in the kitchen and the lights are out and the only thing illuminating the place is the light of some candles 
  • “how it feels like to be teaching the new generation?” “quite tiring, charles”
  • day six they all take a day off and charles takes erik to his favorite part of the mansion: the library. he just knows the kids would be out there with their parents or friends so they’d be alone in that place of the mansion. charles told erik that he loved that place because it was always so quiet and clean and when people weren’t around he could relax his shields and just think
  • and charles babbles for several minutes and all erik can think is how cute charles is and for a moment he forgets charles can read minds so when he blushed erik didn’t understand why so charles projected in his mind “i think you are cute too” and then erik smiles and holds charles hand and suddenly they were back in time when they were all young and innocent because charles countinued to be that dreamy little puppy he’s always been ever since they’d met
  • and that night charles asks erik to sleep in the room with him because “i feel like i can finally relax when you are around”
  • but day seven goes to shit because while erik is on his way to the fields to wait for the kids, he can’t see peter anywhere around so he uses the time he has left to go after the kid and when he finally finds him he sees him in charles office and he has a sad look in his face. at first erik thinks about going in but he sees charles with that serious but gentle look on his eyes and then he says “i know it hurts to watch him be gentle and nice and fun with the other children, but he’s not a psychic, peter. he can’t guess he’s your father”
  • erik storms out so furiously that he doesn’t even risk be near anyone, he just isolates himself and when hank goes look for him, he asks him to tell charles that he’s “leaving right after de sunset” and when hank delivers the message charles doesn’t get what happened until he understands that the enraged thought waves he listened were erik’s and fuck now he could be angry at peter too and dear god now erik is gonna leave and it’s all my fault for not convincing peter to tell him the truth”
  • charles goes after erik and finds him under a tree watching the kids from far and for the look on his face, decides to leave him alone, knowing he lost the bet right in day seven, when he was so so close of getting erik home finally after so many years
  • and the rest of the day is just really gray and peter comes after him again asking what happened and why erik was so weird and when charles tells him peter is fucking pissed like he’s seeing red and he asks professor to take a day off and charles is so sad and not caring at all he agrees and lets peter do whatever he wants
  • so peter passes the day walking around the mansion and calming himself down and suddenly it’s after the sunset and he knows erik’s leaving and he speeds up to stop erik from doing the wrong thing again “i can’t believe you are leaving because of that, you are such a baby”
  • “how could you tell him and not me? and how could he keep that secret from me?”
  • and peter is so fucking done with erik because he’s helped saving the guy two fucking times already and the fucker is still bitching out and “i know i shouldn’t have kept this secret from you and i am sorry but you can’t just be extra and run away you should be thankful because you still have family”
  • erik then goes “come with me”
  • “i can’t leave with you because they need me, and they need you; and more than that, professor needs you because he fucking loves you can’t you fucking see it? you two have been making me sick all week”
  • and then realisation hits him and he puts his baggage down and starts running and only stops to hug peter and “i’m sorry. we’ll talk about it later”  
  • erik runs straight ahead charles’ office and pulls him closer and then he kneels and looking into charles’ eyes “i’m sorry for everything i souldn’t have done that, will you forgive me?” and charles can’t say a word he just starts crying and he hugs erik and “i’m not done yet; i think we should compensate the lost time, right?” and charles’ is still crying and laughing and he just kisses erik and everything ends fine
  • next fathers’ day both charles and erik gets best dads cards 
a morning with wonwoo

note: I’ve been thinking so much about this ok ok oko kokkgm


  • in a house
  • a small house with lots of windows to let sunlight in during the day
  • but at night the blinds go down and the curtains close bc the lamps come on n ya don’t want ppl seeing in
  • but getting off track this is supposed to be about mornings oops
  • ok so small house with lots of windows
  • and even though it’s small it feels spacious because everything is light colours and happy mood 
  • your two cats run around and lightheartedly play around with each other all the time, sometimes hopping up on the bed you and wonwoo share while you’re both sleeping
  • even though u fall asleep cuddling it never stays like that bc he moves around in his sleep and ends up on his back with an arm across his stomach and the other hanging over the side of the bed lol
  • but this particular morning the dang cats woke you up !! nice
  • and the curtains in the bedroom are really more like sheers and the blinds behind them weren’t closed and the sunlight was hitting u perfectly right in the eyes
  • even though you were sleepy those 2 seconds of light rlly distracted your brain and you couldn’t really sleep again
  • SO you roll over and see the side of sleepy wonwoo’s beautiful face
  • and like always ur like ..wowoaahhhhhwoowwohwhahoo
  • so u just look and smile to yourself for a while
  • but then give him a tiny peck on the cheek before getting up slowly so you don’t wake the sleeping beauty
  • and you walk to the kitchen to get a glass of water and the cats mew up @ you and follow u and you’re like yeah yeah ok
  • and give them some food before getting your water then go sit in this white wicker chair with a light green cushion thats in a corner of the kitchen
  • and just drink your water while watching the cats eat 
  • and they nudge against your leg when they’re all done and u give them pats on the head
  • and soon enough you’re actually pretty awake and able to function properly and your head isn’t all sleepy foggy any more
  • and you don’t even put on a coat or shoes or anything before heading into the yard and get some fruits from the big garden all around ur cute lil house and get some other things too before coming back inside
  • and you put everything on the countertop beside the sink
  • and wonwoo has a habit of keeping things neat and clean
  • by clean I mean like sanitized and stuff not just wipe clean
  • so u know the sink is clean so u wash everything and leave it in the sink until u need it
  • and you get a lil cutting board where one side looks like a watermelon and the other is plain white
  • and put it on the countertop and soon enough ur chopping up fruit and taking stuff from the cupboards and beginning to make a hearty breakfast for mister facial structure
  • and you start to hear little mews coming from the cats but ignore it bc they’re quiet and they seem calm
  • and mister glowy skin is awake
  • but u don’t know that yet
  • you just hear the blanket rustling and think hes rolling over or something bc sometimes he stays in bed all day so u never know
  • but wonwoo gets up!! he hears the cats meow and wakes up with a smile and pats their heads too
  • he used to pet them like normal but picked that up from you
  • and just like that… he fell asleep again lol
  • you hear silence again and grin a lil because yes that is what he does and sometimes he thinks that you think he’s lazy but no it’s cute
  • so when you’re at a point where u can pause your food preparation you go over back into the bedroom and smile seeing the kitties curled up in your spot together and wonwoo in the same position as before
  • and you come beside him and bend over to kiss his cheek and nose and forehead and lips and chin and cheek again before whispering a little
  • “get up sleepyhead”
  • but you say it in the sweetest voice
  • and you turn around not noticing the smile creep up on his face aWWWEEEGK
  • and you go back to the kitchen not bothering to wait because tbh he never gets up the first time you wake him up
  • but he?? sits up and ? pulls the blanket off of him
  • and stretches feeling little cracks in his back and yawns really big
  • and smacks his lips a little before reaching for his glasses on the bedside table which has some colour fading off but he likes how it looks
  • his eyes are still closed as he puts them on and stands up, smoothing out his shirt and shuffling his feet out the bedroom door and towards the kitchen 
  • and he’s walking so quietly for someone half asleep and you don’t even really notice him near you until you hear him yawn really big
  • and you look over and there he is
  • up after the first time you went to wake him up
  • hair messy but not cute messy tbh it doesn’t look good LOL 
  • you smile and say another sweet good morning and rinse off a little knife you were using
  • and he comes up behind you as you’re wrapping a dry fluffy cloth around it to dry it off and wraps his arms around your waist and mumbles into your ear a good morning 
  • but it sounds more like “mmmmgoonmornm”
  • and the cats are falling asleep on the now empty bed
  • and you emptied your hands in order to hold onto wonwoo’s arms 
  • and he goes to kiss your cheek and his glasses kinda push against you and they move to sit on his face weirdly but he’s still too tired to rlly care
  • and you’re just so content in the moment and everything feels perfect and wowowwhha h
For those who had gifted me something but I didn’t respond...

Btw guys it has been a very tough couple of months (not to mention busy), so if you guys have tagged me or sent me things or made me things and I did not reply, I am SORRY, I am really bad at multitasking online.

Recently I have been focusing my time on heavy political work (still comics/art) supporting a governor candidate that I thought were more fair and just and progressive (while the other supports radical religious activities and racism against minorities) but we lost the election 3 days ago, so I have been reeling back from the pain really. But I gotta move on and work harder from the possible bullshit that will happen in the next presidential election (which is in 2019).

Coupled with the loss of few family members due to illness and old age, it’s been a year filled with overworking (with my original comic ongoing production) to prevent me from being too down XD;

I have seen some voicework happening on some of my gaster!sans comics with @nyublackneko, I think it was by @fuzzyredpants and @sugariris ?? thank you so much, I saw some of them on youtube and it was very interesting to see my comics animated and voiced… i think great job with the voiceworks! sorry if I never commented x_X 

Thanks everyone who cared and created artworks for me or my stories like @stone-faced-asshole even if he’s probably the least interesting gaster!sans out there :3 thanks for your support, it really helps in the time of when I was kind of not well. So thanks again for sticking around, I really appreciate it even if I don’t deserve it ;3;

I hope u have a good day ! 

here are some chibi/gnome stone (and other creatures) doodles i did in my spare time recently.

rujungmeli22  asked:

What happens when you leave the house for a few hours?? What is it like when you come back? :0

Jin: Remind me to never leave them alone for more than an hour or two..

ifgrasswereblue  asked:

Soulmate Au where you absolutely must laugh at ur sm sense of humour? Also please: Dayum Will u got it hard with all of Hannibal's cannibal puns. >w<

It starts off when Will finds himself laughing uncontrollably on a normal Friday evening. His dogs stare at him, heads cocked in curiosity.

It happens again the following Saturday. Jack mentions the next time he sees Will that Hannibal hosted a wonderful dinner party, such a gracious host, Will should join them time.

That’s when he starts to wonder. Hannibal never struck him as someone particularly funny but - well? Maybe?

Hannibal invites him over but Will can’t quite bring himself to stay. He deposits a nice bottle of wine along with his apologies, but he lingers, just long enough to watch Hannibal work a little with those rolled up sleeves and muscled forearms.

They are rather distracting.

And then the topic of Hannibal’s change in profession comes about and when Hannibal says “I transferred my passion for anatomy into the culinary arts”, Will has no idea why he’s suddenly laughing hysterically.

It’s worded a little too baroquely, sure, but it’s not funny. Hannibal just stares at him, his mouth ticking up at the corner.

Will lets the laughter run out, his head between his knees, taking as many deep breaths as he can. Then he starts to do the math and his blood runs cold. He straightens up so fast he goes a little light-headed.

“Holy shit,” Will says, “you’re the Chesapeake Ripper.”

Hannibal doesn’t really react to this, just politely sets down his knife and raises his eyebrows.

“Which would mean that you’re my soulmate.”

Will swallows hard. “Oh, shit.”

He runs out into the night and doesn’t look back.

-x-

Five years later

Hannibal serves the meat to their guests, meticulously arranged on blood-red plates with white lettuce, stewed cranberries and nettle sauce.

“Ooh,” coos a woman to Will’s right, “what is this.”

“Turkey,” Hannibal replies. “Though this particular bird was in quite a foul mood.”

Will bursts out laughing, so hard and loud that he almost falls off his chair. The rest of the room falls awkwardly silent.

“Please don’t mind my husband,” Hannibal says with a smile. “He has a dreadful sense of humour.”

anonymous asked:

seems like you dont ship camren anymore ? :) and lately u seem annoyed with lauren as well. tbh i think camila deserve more. lauren is just not her type. i used to be a camren shipper :/

First of all, I’ll ALWAYS be a Camren shipper because I believe in their story and most importantly I love their story, it’s not a perfect one and it broke my heart more than once, but I believe it was real, and like I always said, even if Camila and Lauren never see each other again, I’ll still ship them for their past. Now I don’t know what makes you think I’m annoyed with Lauren, I’m more annoyed with the situation and that whole Ot4 pushing bullshit than with Lauren directly. 

I’ll keep my opinion on Tyren to myself because I don’t want to start unnecessary drama. And also I’m too gay for this shit.

Now, the one thing I do want to talk about and put my delusion into, is Camila getting herself a new girlfriend (Katherine Langford preferably #Langbello). It doesn’t mean I don’t ship Camren anymore, it just means that I believe Camila deserves an healthy open relationship, something new - it has nothing to do with her deserving someone better but about her being in a better situation, with someone who will be able to actually be with her without things being so complicated. I don’t know if it’s gonna happen anytime soon, even though gaymila is definitely rising lately, because Camila’s coming out is still a very uncertain subject, but until it happens I’m gonna have fun and ship her with whomever I feel would be a good match (really only Katherine Langford at this point #Langbellowillrise). But let me make things clear, Camren is my OTP, they’re always gonna be endgame for me. That’s why I’ll always have the hope that someday they’ll find their way back to each other; and will finally be able to live their story in a new, healthier, and happier light.

Heart-Shaped Sucker

A/N: AHHHHHHJ IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE BOOK IM SCREAMING BUT ITS ALSO NOT OUT FOR ME UNTIL THE 13TH SO IM OFFICIALLY IN HIDING UNTIL I CAN READ IT?? ENJOY THIS SMUT UNTIL THEN U SINNERS

Words:  6758 (holy crap)

Excerpt:  He pulls the stick out from between his teeth, and Phil then realizes that he had been sucking on a lollipop, red and heart-shaped. Dan’s mouth moves as he speaks, his lips wet and shiny with the effects of the sucker he’d slid against them temptingly, and when he places it back in his mouth so slowly, Phil’s stomach feels like it’s in knots.

Warnings: smut!!!! (blowjobs, pillow grinding), food mentions, swearing, nothing too bad just know there’s a lot of sexual themes

SEQUEL: Part Two

Part Three

Check out the gr8 art for this story!!: here

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anonymous asked:

May I have some head canons about how Bakugou and Tamaki would react if they walk into their s/o's room and they're crying because they're feeling worthless/unloved/helpless/...?

Katsuki Bakugou

  • he would first get pissed off, like who said that shit to his partner? he needs to know now 
  • if it’s a personal problem, he wouldn’t say much at first. He would get a little frustrated at himself for not reminding you that you’re perfect and would make a mental note to compliment you every morning
  • if it’s a person, he would get the name out of his partner soon enough, and when he does it would take everything and the stars to hold him back from killing them 
  • he would yell positive (?) and reassuring things to his partner and say that they’re the best thing that ever happened to him and he’s willing to help them and that they’re never alone
  • aggressive hugs 

Tamaki Amajiki

  • He would be quiet and offer tissues and warm hugs the entire time they cry 
  • He never thought for a moment not loving his partner for a millisecond, he would say that they’re the light of his life and he wouldn’t be the way he is today without them
  • He would comfort and be soft and gentle with his partner ever since he saw his partner like that. He would make sure his partner will never feel like that again, it hurt his heart seeing them like that 
  • boops on nose and cuddles afterwards

I realized I never made a real reference of DS!Palette.

Not anymore. •u•

He’s trying to imitate his father. Since you can’t see his hands, I’ll just tell you that he has regular sleeves and he doesn’t wear gloves. It’s not complicated.

For those of you who forgot, he’s swapped with Incubux.

Verse // Min Yoongi

Pairing: Yoongi (BTS) x Reader

Genre: Angst 

Word Count: 1.1k+

Author’s Note: Inspired by Spring Day by BTS, specifically Yoongi’s part. Get your tissues ready~

His fringe tickled the back your neck as you heard him laugh quietly. You could feel his breath in your ear and you knew he was awake, trying to get your attention. You smiled to yourself as you turned around and opened your eyes - expecting to see him.

The cold empty bed was all there was. He wasn’t there. He never was. Your mind tricked you again.

It didn’t take you long to realize you were dreaming again. Nightmares.

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lawwhooves  asked:

ship anyone from bnha?

i do!! katsudeku, a great otp of suffering

dunno if this is for the send me a ship thing, but im going to consider it as such bc i wanna do it okay?????? k let’s go!!!!

  • Who is a night owl: kacchan, even if they both tend to have p healthy sleeping schedules tbh!
  • Who is a morning person: izuku, kacchan is already grumpy 24/7, but in the mornings he’s even w o r s e
  • Are they cuddlers: most people think it’s izuku the cuddly one, and don’t get me wrong, he is, but kacchan is like on a whole other level tbh
  • Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: kacchan is the big spoon!! he takes it v personally when he isn’t lol
  • What is their favourite sleeping position: usually izuku tends to sleep on kacchan’s shoulder or chest, while kacchan lets one hand rest on the mess izuku’s hair is
  • Who steals all the blankets: iZUKU. that’s not even a question
  • What they wear to bed: izuku has pjs, kacchan usually goes just in his t-shirt and underwear!
  • Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: listen……..kacchan would pay actual money to see izuku wearing his t-shirt, alright????? k good
  • Who falls asleep mid-conversation: izuku, even if he always tries his best to stay awake!
  • Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: izuku, most probably. u can’t convince me it has never happened to kacchan tho
  • Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: bOTH OF THEM. they need to be stopped, it’s impossible to sleep with them
  • Who can’t keep their hands to themself: surprisingly, it’s kacchan, but izuku accepts it wholeheartedly

alright, here it is! thanks for asking again!! u r truly a blessing omg

anonymous asked:

How would the band members react to their first child being born or just interacting with their new little baby with their S/O and being head over heels in love with their baby? btw I'm in love with all of your imagines )

im in love with u how about them apples

thx btw

Murdoc Niccals:

  • His fears about being a terrible father are washed away when he sees his newborn daughter, swaddled and being held by yours truly.
  • Murdoc has always messed up in life, but when he holds your child, he feels something that he has never felt before.
  • “Mudz, this is your little girl.”
  • “I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to her.”
  • “What?” Looking you straight in the eyes, you see tears start welling up in his as he blinks, looking back down to his daughter.
  • “I will never fuck up again.”
  • “Murdoc, not around the baby.”
  • “Oh, shit-”
  • Murdoc!

2D:

  • Throughout the entire birthing process, Stu made more noise than you did.
  • he got freaked out when you started crowning, he screeched, noodle has it on tape
  • When the baby is finally birthed, Stu starts crying when the doctor claims that it’s a girl.
  • “Stu, are you okay?”
  • “S-s-she’s s-so beautiful! She d-doesn’t look like either of us, but maybe o-our next one will!”
  • Next one?
  • yeah ok stu boy u try poppin a melon out of your bagina see how u like it
  • 2D would be very happy for the rest of his days. He loves holding the baby, even if he never supports her head.
  • “Stu, you’re not holding the baby’s head.”
  • *eating chips and guac w/ baby in arms* “Wha’?

Russel Hobbs:

  • He would be completely overjoyed that you and him had your first kid together.
  • When the two of you find out that it’s a boy, Russ is so giddy with excitement but looks pretty calm and collected, nevertheless.
  • He was holding your hand throughout the entire birthing process. He never cared that you squeezed his hand harder than a stress ball, either.
  • When you get to hold the baby for the first time, Noodle takes a quick picture of the two of you and your new son.
  • “Hobbs family +1 new baby boy ❗❗❗ welcome to the world!
  • “Noodle, stop posting pictures on Snapchat–”
  • *close up on russ’s face*  “Noodle, stop posting pictures on Snapchat–” *caption* “make me big boi”
  • help me

Noodle: she gay haha

  • When you birth your first son, you can almost see the highlight in Noodle’s eyes as she bends down besides you to see your son.
  • “Oh my god… He looks so fragile–
  • Noodle would probably be the parent to say up for a whole 2 days, just staring at the baby intently while you fell asleep this was basically my mom i love her so much god bless moms and dads everywhere
  • She would be the one taking pictures and videos when you were having your kiddo, as well as taking pictures of the baby when he’s all bundled up and whatnot.
  • Whatever you needed, she would get it for you. Noodle would take care of the baby when you needed rest, she would go out and get you food if you wanted, and most definitely wouldn’t take a shower until the two of you were home ew.

bagiNA

don’t u mean benis

Jared K. x Chubby Reader HCs

Anon says- Hey I hope it’s not too much trouble, but could I request a Jared x Chubby reader headcannons?

Ahh oh mygsh duDE THIS IS PERFECT!!! It’s no trouble at all!! Thank you for requesting :D

-Can you imAGINE the cuddling? Once Jared beings to completely trust you, he would really want to hold you!!! You would just be really comfy to him and he’d constantly want to just hold and cuddle with you.

-If you were ever having a bad day or feeling bad abt your body, Jared would just tell you to be proud of yourself because you are an absolute goddess to him.

-That and if you have a muffin top, you can be muffin top bros <3

-okay so he probably wouldn’t do it often, but Jared would totally be the boyfriend that just flings out random nicknames?? But if you gave him any he’d probably become really flustered and be like ‘stfu that’s gay

-” Jared, we’ve been dating for like 4 months”

-Nicknames after different types of bathbombs.

- Honestly this dude probably has a lot of walls built??? And might not have a whole lot of self-confidence but still plays it off because he’s the ‘Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman’ that you know and love.

-Please hug this boy???? He just,,,, really enjoys the company okay he’s probably extremely touch-starved and just wants all of your affection and just really wants t be super domestic with you and just???? Make you feel loved and like no one could ever hurt you.

-OkaAY BUT MAYBE MATCHING OUTFITS IMA G I NE

-You would have to plan it, he could NEVER KNOW or he probably wouldn’t do it??? Bc its Jared and yeah

-He’d probably look at you like ????? wat r u doing ??????

-Could probably dig it after a while to be honest.

-BaCK at it again with the touching!!!! He just really wants you to feel loved and to appreciate your body the way he does and just!!! Loves you!!! And wants to hold you and never let go!!! You are his sunshine!!! His insanely cool datemate!!!!!

-If u don’t wear glasses, he’d totally put his glasses on u just to see what you look like and he would???? Swoon????? And probably take a photo without you knowing and bam it’s his background photo

-And if you do wear glasses, you guys would switch them and just make fun of each other

-Jared totally would walk into walls and trip over a Lego sorry I don’t make the rules.

why you should watch heroes and halfwits
  • ryan “albus cumberbatch” haywood never shutting the fuck up, to the delight of the audience and to the dismay of every other person in the party
  • samples
  • geoff not remembering what to add to his dice rolls despite having played this game for many, many years
  • hilarious meta game arguments
  • lots and lots of samples
  • that one time they spent almost an entire episode shopping for clothes
  • geoff “bo jingles” ramsey trying to play a merlin and sing (spoiler alert: he isnt very good at it)
  • frank’s spectacular npc names
  • bor ealis’ vague racism and height
  • “does it speak deep?”
  • bo jingles trying to get with orma/griffon and orma rejecting him
  • albus’ ferret that’s totally been there The Entire Time
  • frank trying so desperately to keep one of them alive but the dice just aren’t having it
  • ryan just rolling dice for no particular reason until he gets a good roll
  • the lighting makes them all look really good
  • that one time they spent forever planning how to fight a bunch of weak enemies and then didn’t follow the plan
  • father dory and sanji
  • orma not being able to hold a drink and all her other personalities
  • did i mention meta game arguments? because let me tell u…
  • The Cave
  • will they ever see daylight again???
  • mogar jerking off in the corner and orma never letting him forget it
  • orma’s amnesia
  • “i tell you you’re stupid and you believe it”
  • bo jingles telling everyone he’s a world famous bard and the party Not Having It
  • ryan’s Blatant and Supreme Bullshit that somehow works

basically just all of it

anyways heres a link to the entire playlist