and tumblr's stupid rule of only having 10 pics in a post

Movie AUs!

A year ago, you couldn’t have convinced us that we’d be running a writing blog that just just hit 3,000 followers, but here we are! Thank you guys so much, each and every one of you, for sticking around here with us through the craziness that the past year has brought to this blog. We love y’all! (Please excuse the banner that was made in like two seconds omg I’ve never made one before lol)

Anyway, in light of our most recent follower milestone, we’ve decided to host a writing challenge! We’ve seen so many different, super cool challenges floating around lately, so we came up with the idea to do movie AUs! Below the cut, you’ll find the rules for this particular challenge, followed by a list of 75 movies that we came up with off the tops of our heads in like 20 minutes. This is a long post, our apologies; but in order to avoid everyone asking questions and general confusion, we tried to include everything we could think of. Please read entirely before entering the challenge, thanks!  

Hope y’all decide to join and have some fun with us here at Stark Tower! 

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Posts that will get you cyber-annihilated in the milso tag

This is a public service announcement for all those that post in the milso tag. I cringe every time I see one of the “unspoken rules” violated because I know these Tumblr milsos are going to go after the poor person that didn’t think before they posted. Personally, I don’t care what you post, but TRUST me: a lot of these broads do and they will go after your ass as if though you personally set out to offend them.

So, here are the top 10 things that will get you cyber-annihilated in the milso tag:
1. Posting pictures or screen shots of your personal information (address, phone number, etc.).
2. Actually, posting anyone’s personal information can get you in deep shit around here.
3. Being whinny or competitive about missing your SO.
4. Actually, complaining in general is not well received.
5. OPSEC and PERSEC violations (dates, locations, times, countdowns, etc.). I thought this one would upset more folks, but it only upsets a random few.
6. Being too proud of being a milso is a big no-no. You want to post a selfie of your “Marine Girlfriend” or “Army Wife” shirt? THINK AGAIN. You will get told to get a life and stop being such a stereotypical milso.
7. GoFundMe accounts for your wedding, visiting your SO, or for anything that isn’t a true medical emergency.
8. Engagement pics (or any professional pics) of you & your SO in uniform. People really seem to get angry with this one. Oh, and don’t you dare use “Old Glory” as a prop, blanket, or any of the sort: they find that HIGHLY distasteful and disrespectful. But wedding pictures of them in uniform is just fine?
9. Posting screen shots of sappy messages between you & your SO. Though it’s cute to you, others apparently hate it and it makes them want to punch you.
10. Basically anything that you post will annoy or upset someone–so, post what you want because you’re a big girl or boy AND it’s your damn blog, but be ready to have random strangers rip you a new one.

Finally, I don’t care what ANY milso says, they were once that nerdy girlfriend that wore proudly their milso swag and if you weren’t: you did something else that was embarrassing & stupid. Everyone goes through that stage, then you realize it’s silly and move on. Luckily for me, that stage happened before Tumblr existed ha.