and tumblr is stupid with them

@wacheypena was kind enough to create an actual kink meme for the Flash/Legends/Arrow/Supergirl fandom!!!

For those that don’t know how a kink meme works, you don’t actually need to submit kinky prompts. It’s literally just any prompt you like, submitted anonymously, and anyone who likes can go there, find prompts, and fill them. There’s usually a skew towards higher rated prompts, but it doesn’t have to be. Any pairing is allowed, any character (including crossovers with non-DCTV shows), any rating, and no matter how stupid or silly or embarrassing your prompt might be, you’re submitting anonymously so go for it.

I’m certainly going to fill a bunch :D I love these things.

(Also, as a reminder, the Mick-for-all is also ongoing at the @mickrorydefensesquad, but that’s Mick-centric. This is broader.)

Go forth and prompt, people. I know you can do it.

ETA: @brightclam - yes, you just send your prompts as anonymous asks, and you can send your completed fics as submissions :D happy prompting! or filling!

joyful-king  asked:

Hello~ I found your D:M series about 3 days ago and I read all of them already. They're so good and I love them so much ^^ Just a little idea I had: Akashi (or Masaomi) loses his wallet and experiences a day without money on hand.

Youji is at work when he gets the call. The mechanized voice informs him that he has a collect call from “I’M NOT GIVING YOU MY NAME YOU STUPID PIECE OF INFERIOR—” and asks him if he would like to accept the charges.

Slightly amused at the thought of the multi-billionaire calling collect, Youji accepts the call and says, “What the hell, Masa-chan? Are you poor now?”

“Youji! Youji you have to come and get me! I don’t have my phone or my wallet and I’m pretty sure I’m in a disreputable part of town!”

Since Masaomi tended to think anything with a supercenter was a “disreputable part of town” Youji tends not to put too much stock in this claim. He continues working at his computer, “How did that happen?”

“Akane-chan! That horrible woman abandoned me without my phone! Or wallet! I’m going to fire her.”

Masaomi would pretty much be lost without his personal assistant, so Youji recognizes this as the idle threat that it is. “Wow, you must have really pissed her off this time, what’d you do?”

“I am her boss! I’m allowed—hey, wait, why do you always assume I did something wrong?”

Youji decides that question really doesn’t dignify a response.

“Yes, OK, fine, yes, I did something wrong, but would it kill you to be on my side?”

“I am on your side, Masa-chan, I haven’t hung up on you yet, have I?”

“Don’t you dare! You have to come rescue me! There’s whole crowds of shifty looking people. I think they’re in a gang. And someone was passed out on the sidewalk, and something smells funny.”

“It’s the smell of fresh air,” Youji says.

“Well, it’s terrible. Would you come and get me already?”

“I’m at work right now.”

“Youji, you are a terrible friend.”

“I didn’t say I wasn’t going to get you, I’m just pointing out that there are more obvious people you should be calling. Like any one of your millions of employees.”

“Seijuurou would find out if I did that,” Masaomi says darkly. “And then he would win all the points forever and I can’t have that.”

Youji has no idea what that means but is absolutely convinced he doesn’t need to know. “You’re telling me you can’t buy your own employees’ silence?”

“No, I can, that’s not the bigger issue. It has to be you because I need one of my credit cards. I, err, may have broken a window and I feel compelled to pay the owner back.”

That should be an interesting story. “What makes you think I have one of your credit cards?”

“You’re telling me you don’t?”

Youji thinks about the last time he picked Masaomi’s pocket and also how much he spent and says, “Yeah, OK, I’m leaving. Give me your crossroads and I’ll be there as quick as I can.”

“Hurry! There are teenagers nearby and they’re closing in!”

A/N: Hahaha, thanks friend! I am quite honored you read through the series in that amount of time =) I almost never respond to prompts this quickly, but the inspiration hit me hard on this one because I am such a sucker for Masaomi and Youji interactions. (Akashi, I figured, would have Absolute Order to fall back on, so he wouldn’t need to worry if he was without his wallet). Thank you again! Hope you enjoyed!!

the fact that you can’t tag asks when you post them on desktop tumblr is so stupid like u have to rush to tag triggering asks after posting them and even then there’s a chance that it could get past someone’s blacklist before then

anonymous asked:

i don't know what to do. i don't want to ship eruri, but when i close my eyes i see them in my every au. i don't want them but i want them at the same time. manga pisses me off and i can't forget about canon, even it's too stupid to support it. i know i can't spend my life with shipping fictional characters from freakin' manga but nothing inspires me. i'm an artist and it's horrible for me bc i only like these gays (even if they're not gays in canon, fuck it). i write fics with 'em and only 1/2

2/2with them, i don’t like other characters from somewhere. i want to leave tumblr like people after erwin’s death but i don’t know what should i do after it. i never was so deep in any other ship, i just can’t find smthng new for me. i wanna be supported but i don’t want it too. i wanna support other artists but i wanna don’t care too. i don’t know where i should go. i wasted my time in the past bc i didn’t read manga and i missed “alive fandom” when everybody was happy of canon. i’m broken rn.

sup anon. sounds like you’re answering your own questions here, fam.

like, listen. i’m in the same boat. i’m not inspired by anything else right now–eruri is all i draw and write and sometimes think about, and honestly it scares me sometimes. like, wow, wish i had the capacity to give a shit about anything else but two fictional old men that like to touch butts. like, wtf is wrong with me.

and yeah, erwin’s dead. and yeah, we aren’t getting closure. and yeah, the fandom i guess isn’t as big as it used to be, and people are jumping ship and people are resoundingly salty and unhappy. but if you enjoy it, fucking own it.

don’t try to force yourself to like something just because it’s “popular”. if these old farts are your muse, then let them keep talking to you until they fall silent. you aren’t wasting your time in the fandom as long as there’s one other person around (and i assure you, there’s more than one–this fandom is still pretty bustling i would say). you’re in the same boat as the rest of us here, and therefore that doesn’t make it a void you’re screaming into. no, we’re very much in a small cramped room all screaming together wondering when it will stop hurting to love them so damn much.

a sterek fic inspired by this stupid thing because how could I not

It’s a common saying among Stiles’ friends that he doesn’t have a lot of dignity. To be perfectly honest, Stiles agrees with them (as much as he argues against the point whenever they bring it up).

But this is probably a new low.

Well, not new-new, because this is into the fourth week of the habit and if he was a better person, he’d have stopped by now. He’s not a better person in this instance, but he’s made peace with it.

‘It’ being watching his stubbled neighbour jog past his place every morning in sweatpants and obviously non-supportive underwear. There’s a lot of movement down there. A lot.

“I mean, with that much jiggle, he’s gotta know, right?” Stiles asks his window pane, behind which he’s fake writing on his laptop.

They’re not quite neighbours, there’s about half a block between them for which Stiles’ sanity is thankful. Otherwise who knows what ludicrous amateur spying would have occurred.

As it is, he is very thankful he accidentally set his alarm for five am two (it was four) mornings in a row, because now he knows that this is a morning ritual for his neighbour.

Today hot neighbour is wearing the cut off, grey sweats. They’re a personal favourite of Stiles’ (better than the dark blue ones, which make it harder to see) because it means not only can he get a clear view of his neighbour’s dick as it swings forward against the fabric, but also his sweaty, perfectly muscled calves.

Stiles sighs out and bangs his head once against the window pane, a small punishment that is also part of the routine.

What is not part of the routine, is hot neighbour looking into Stiles’ window, and seeing Stiles’ face smooshed against the glass, after which he trips, possibly in disgust, or just simple distraction.

Stiles’ first reaction is to panic. He pushes his chair back from the desk and slams his laptop closed.

His second reaction is that he should call someone to come help.

His third reaction is to realise that, hold on, he can go and help.

Stiles rushes out his front door and into the chilly morning air.

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MCU challenge | [1/3] relationships
↳ “When we fought each other in the past, I did so with the glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me and I will kill you.”

Tumblr has a diverse array of opinions and experiences, but there’s something very classic about interpreting “I don’t personally like this aesthetic style” to mean “people who like this aesthetic are ‘stupid’ and bad and I am better than them”.

in other news, DONT READ IF UR A PREPZ!!!1


Kanto pokémon: 001-151


After so much careful color picking, suffering, sai crashing, tablet randomly losing pressure i finished it! It’s been three weeks of working on it and i think it really paid of. Overall i had fun and it was a good lineless art practice.

I guess i should start working on gen 2 now???

Do not repost without permission, claim as your own, or delete the caption. You may use them as icons if you ask me first. No need to ask if you’re going to use them for something personal (something you will not be posting online). Thank you!

I am a brave and fearless soul (she does)

I told mom and the bros they were welcome and if they went digging too deep and struck TMI they should just click exit and never mention it to me :p

Also since mom likes to keep journals of pictures that make her happy I thought she would really like tumblr (she does)

Does anybody remember when I asked for stupid snake name suggestions for a cheeky little classic corn girl that I decided to keep instead of selling?

I received so many great messages and very excellent suggestions, and then work got a little hectic and I never got a chance to thank everyone for participating and choose her new name.

Tumblr folks, thank you for your suggestions. All of them were really fantastically stupid in the most wonderful way.

Without further adieu, please meet Meadow Fresh.

It’s done!!! Sorry I didn’t post anything yesterday, my tablet and computer were both being stupid with the batteries dying but they’re working again. Yay!

THE BLUE SHIRT WAS CHOSEN (RIP 1999, 2017. Loved by many (no one on tumblr (besides me))(RIPx2). you got no votes you poor soul (shirt))

Anyway, this is a gift for @kiekyun because your art gives me so much life. I really love everything you draw, you really are a very wonderful artist and I hope to be as good as you some day! (I’m sorry about no background, I really suck at those) I don’t know if you’ll actually see this but if you do then please let me know what you think! :D

Yeah, this is a rant.

Assuming every Overwatch character is gay without any evidence of any of their sexual preferences (except maybe Anahardt cause those two flirt together in-game) then proceeding to attack STRAIGHT/BI people for liking STRAIGHT ships (cause you know, its not like they enjoy those ships because that is their sexual preference just like how some gay people prefer their ships to also be gay…) and finally accusing them of being homophobic is the most backwards tumblr logic I have ever seen. Honestly just stop. I am sick of seeing all of the unwarranted hate. Personally, I support both gay and straight ships but some people prefer to ship only straight or gay ships. Which is fine, but stop bringing other people down for preferring something else. Cause that is about as stupid as someone telling me that I am not allowed to prefer puppies over kittens because kittens are clearly “the better choice because it is not heteronormative”. Stop being a little bitch over shipping fictional characters. You enjoy your ships and we enjoy ours.

Originally posted by giphygiff

I don’t chase people anymore,” she said, turning up the collar of her jacket against the freezing cold, “either they want to stay or they don’t.” He handed her a cup of coffee, gently brushing her fingers, so lightly it might as well have been an accident.
“Sometimes you have to chase people for a while, just to make sure they know how you feel about them,” he replied. She rolled her eyes, taking a sip of hot coffee and burning her tongue. “That’s just stupid.”
A knowing smile formed on his lips as he watched her. “See, there are a lot of people like you,” his smile widened while her face transformed into a scowl, “people who are always on the run and unaware of what others might feel for them. Unaware that they make someone else’s heart race, that they make their days brighter and their worries seem pointless. It’s people like you that I need to chase because you’re always too far gone before I can hold on to you, and quite frankly, I’m tired of chasing, too.
—  “So do you want to stay?”