and trying to gif that is horrific

Being the only sober person at a party is like having super powers.

In other news, my coworkers now all falsely believe that I am the best dancer at the company.


Is that what you want to do? You wanna sit here and label me just another case of some crazy ass combat vet who lost his mind, huh? Maybe that’ll appeal to some shit-bag jury in some shit-bag court. It wasn’t on a battlefield … That’s not where my life went to shit.


a series of unlikely crossovers