and today is not my day



Samifer - blind!lucifer AU

I was searching my tags for this one and not undertanding how I couldn’t find it again with the big amount of tags I always have. And then I remembered I kept it in a corner of my computer instead of posting it because I wanted to clean the idea first. Hahaha.

Anyway, here it is:

Sam follows his friend Gabriel to his house to grab something and meets the big brother.

Gabriel is weirdly protective with him, even if Lucifer is older. But why not? Sam thinks it’s nice to see two brothers their age acting this nice towards each others.

Then Gabirel lets Sam and Lucifer alone just for a minute to go fetch something in his room and Lucifer starts to ask a bunch of weird questions to Sam, like what color is the shirt he is wearing or where is something that obviously is on the table just next to them.

You guessed it with the title of the post, Lucifer is newly blind.

The thing is, Lucifer is rather proud and he says he can take care of himself on his own but he also doesn’t want Gabriel to worry for him.That’s why he prefers to ask a whole bunch of things to Sam while Gabriel isn’t here. Because they don’t really matter, but it bugs him to not know, and if he asks to many questions like that to Gabriel, his brother becomes emotional over Lucifer’s new way of life and how he has to face all this new challenges everyday for the littlest details that didn’t have importance before.

Then, when Sam learns to know Lucifer, he remarks that Lucifer “stares” at people. Mainly at Sam, in fact. He doesn’t realize it and it’s kinda weird when he does that but Sam doesn’t really care. He just can’t avoid to stare too, because something is weird in Lucifer’s way to do it. Until Sam realizes that he doesn’t blink anymore.

After a long time, Lucifer gives himself the permission to touch someone else’s face for the first time because even if he thinks it’s a weird blind people thing to do, and he kinda promised himself to not do it, he wants to know what Sam looks like.

Then, Lucifer decides he wants to sell his beloved car because he obviously doesn’t need it anymore. He hasn’t drive it for a long time anyway. Gabriel becomes emotional again because he knows how the car was important to his brother. Dean buys it, and Lucifer uses the money to buy a trained dog. And of course, Sam wants to pet Beelz all the time

Lucifer doesn’t allow people to pity him. That’s not sad for him and he kicks asses even when he doesn’t see those asses in question. For example, Dean finds himself under one of Lucifer’s strange “stares”, and feels the need to make sure Lucifer is not lying and is really blind. So Dean waves in front of him. Sam sighs to his brother’s behaviour and Lucifer goes “I swear if you are doing what I think you’re doing in front of me, I’m gonna hit you wherever I can reach”. Then, he proceeds to grab Dean and punches him right in the face. Dean never tries it anymore after that.

Imagine Lucifer missing a door and Sam kissing the boo-boo away.

And too finish, imagine Lucifer asking what are Sam’s eyes color and Gabriel has hard time to answer him on that matter and gets all frustrated.

This is basically what I imagined in respond to @skelehomie‘s reblog comment on Emilia’s picture. The idea that someone else finds her attractive or pretty is still an embarrassing, foreign, and fake-sounding concept to her and it still breaks her brain.

Also oh boi these two are hourglasses but are built differently in their shape variation and I love it.

“Take a moment, remind yourself
To take a moment and find yourself
Take a moment and ask yourself
If this is how we fall apart
But it’s not, but it’s not, but it’s not, but it’s not, but it’s not
It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’ve got nothing, got nothing, got nothing, got nothing to fear
I’m here, I’m here, I’m here”


That came out wrong………………… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marichat May (The Baton)

it’s ok if you don’t get it, it means you are pure and do not have bad humor like me