so uhhh who wants to explain what ed was thinking during the couch scene to me?? like… sure he hasn’t had much in the way of friends before and probably didn’t have much of a frame of reference but oswald was just .. . staring at him all awestruck and leaning in slowly and i nEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH ED NYGMA’S MIND IN THAT SECOND BEFORE IT TURNED OUT TO BE A HUG
I don’t know whether you were being serious in your tags or not, but Ezra Miller /is/ queer! He’s explicitly come out as such. So he really does know our feelings about shirtless Jason Momoa very well.
Oooohhh I know, I was being 100% serious, haha!
What he isn’t, though, is subtle, because is2g every time I see him on a press tour with some ‘sexy big celeb’ he’s all Heart Eyes™, and god, don’t even get me started on the way he’d fucking lean into Colin Farell’s touch like there was no tomorrow, ugh <3
where’s my fic based on that interview where Colin wraps a hand around the nape of Ezra’s neck and Ezra looks like he’s visibly melting into the touch like asldghkhsfjhlkk where is my dom!colin sub!ezra fic wHEREEEEE
Would you please post a pic of Finn? How's the little rascal's behavior been lately? #suckerforcutedoggies
he’s almost 6 months now and over 40 pounds. he has good days and bad, so we’re still taking him to obedience classes to work on his listening skills but he’s so damn stubborn sometimes. the main problem is his tendency to bite/nip (he no longer has his baby teeth so while i’m not riddled with bite marks, his bites tend to bruise so my arms look like i’ve been beaten tbh). it can get frustrating but we’re trying to get him to bite toys and not us. i hope one day it works lol our friend has a boxer/pitbull mix and he said the biting phase was also hard for them and took some time, so maybe it’s specifically a boxer thing, idk.
he was pretty good yesterday and i think it’s just a matter of playing with him a LOT. he likes to fetch and play keep-away so we’ve been doing that with him more lately to get all his energy out. it seems to help. he can be very sweet and cute at least <3
i tried to get him to wear a Christmas sweater and he lasted for maybe 20 minutes before he ripped a hole in it, RIP Christmas sweater
Okay but something I feel we all need to deeply appreciate is that EW used the absolute prettiest Kylo promo photo to pair up with Rey on the cover. He's so pouty and soft and she's so cute and fierce!
it is SUCH a pretty picture of him, it’s a super flattering angle of his face, his hair looks slightly less unwashed than in other promo pictures lol, HIS MOUTH, and his stare right into the camera isn’t even angry, just breathtakingly intense??? rey looks angrier/fiercer than he does, which is hilarious and as it should be
(alsooooooo can we talk about how they’re not framed as adversaries at all? they very much look like they’re facing a common foe)
To a sailor, honest or not, the sea was always a threat. Even on the kindest days, she could be deceptive. Still waters and clear skies never lasted long, hiding storms behind the horizon.
It was Yurio who first spotted the flash of color in the water, sounding the alarm. Scales of red and gold hiding amongst the glittering blue of the sea under a bright summer sun. Glimpses of a tail flirting out from the wash of the waves, never permitting a solid look.
“How many are there?”
“I can’t tell.”
“Is it a school?”
“I think it’s only one.”
“They’re not like sirens, they aren’t solitary.”
“Look, there, see!”
“It’s circling us…”
“Well that’s freaking great. Exactly what we need. What kind is it?”
“I don’t know, I’ve never seen one with a tail like that before. Usually mermaids–”
Chris had to seize onto the powder monkey to prevent him from plunging into the water, nearly knocked overboard by the expanse of Yuuri’s wings. The siren had sprung off his perch on the crow’s nest with a sharp cry, diving straight into the water below.
In the split moment before he hit the surface, it broke from beneath with the vibrant flash of gold on scarlet fins. The mermaid leapt into the air, colliding with the siren. Webbed hands grasped onto Yuuri’s feathers, dragging him down into the sea.
Neither reappeared. The surface settled.
“Yuuri– it grabbed him, he’s gone!”
“I don’t see them!”
Victor came running. He threw off the sash tying his pistols to his hip, ready to leap in after his siren.
The ocean erupted. Droplets of water burst up into the air like diamonds, propelled over the ship with the force of Yuuri’s wings. The siren shot up into the sky, twirling as he flew. His arms were wrapped around the mermaid, waist encircled by its tail.
Yuuri’s forehead was tipped against the mermaid’s, smile split across his face. The sound of combined laughter filled the air, wondrous and uplifting in its power.
Yuuri peaked above the tops of the masts, stilling in his ascent. The two fell back into the water. Yuuri’s wings pushed them across the surface as they rolled in the waves, splashing with abandon. Their chatter barely reached the ship, excited, like that of two friends reunited.
The men on board stared, watching the siren kick up water with his wings, splashing at the mermaid. Who proceeded to grab his shoulders, shoving Yuuri down under the water without any sense of fear. He cackled openly when Yuuri emerged, spitting out sea water with a playful scowl.
“….Your bird’s friends with a freaking mermaid?!” Yurio demanded, spinning to glare at Victor.
“I had no idea,” Victor answered, pouting a bit as he watched Yuuri’s lips move rapidly, able to see it even at a distance but unable to hear the siren’s hushed words.
“How delightful life on board this ship has become,” Chris remarked, leaning forward to try to glimpse more of the mermaid. “He’s quite cute, do you think the tales of them growing legs on land are true?”
“We’re all gonna die,” Yurio muttered. “Drowned by mermaids, eaten by sirens…”
From out on the water, the mermaid shouted out something in shocked delight. His brilliantly colored tail slashed through the waves as he tugged Yuuri back to the ship by the hand, waving enthuastically at Victor. “Hiiiiiiiiii!!!”
Victor blinked, slowly waving back. From down below, Yuuri blushed. The mermaid beside him grinned, sharp white teeth contrasting his dark skin.
“Yep, all dead,” Yurio quipped while Chris and Victor shouted down a greeting.