This fic was written for @thing-you-do-with-that-thing SPN Hiatus Writing Challenge-Week 13. The prompt is “You’re an idiot. I’ve met smarter sandwiches.”
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Reader
“I should have gone to the morgue with Dean,” I grumbled as Sam and I Interviewed our umpteenth witness that day who knew nothing. This had been a complete waste of our time. No one had seen anything, knew anything, or cared that a man had seemingly spontaneously combusted in front of the town grocery store.
“These people are by far the stupidest crop of witnesses we have ever come across.” I bitched to Sam. He sighed and checked his notes.
“One more person to interview. Tina Mulloy, the cashier at the Shop and Save. I called the store. She’s there now.”
“Hopefully she saw something worthwhile. My feet hurt and this is six hours of my life I’ll never get back. Did Dean find anything?” I asked hopefully.
Sam shook his head. “Nope. The vic’s fried extra crispy, He’s got nothing. We’re gonna meet him at the diner when we finish up with the cashier.”
“Let’s go then. I just wanna get these heels off and eat ice cream and forget this day.”