and those bangs

I think some of my favorite kpop lyrics are these:

  • You look like a fresh salad, so smooth
  • Sexy, free, and single, I’m ready to bingo
  • Roll like a buffalo
  • You zoom zoom my heart like a rocket
  • We gonna go rocka rocka rocka rocka rocka rocka. So fantastic
  • Your love plus my love, supa luv
  • Yo girl a turkey on my dick gobble gobble, I fuck her till her knees wobble wobble
  • Yeogi buteora

namjoon is the cutest make sure to tell your friends


Who are you marrying this time?


I’m willing to put in a lot of the initial work to get a Reverse Bang (where artists create fanworks which are used as prompts for fic writers) off the ground in the One Direction fandom. (I can talk to Reverse Bang mods from other fandoms, develop rules/requirements and timeline, create tumblr and ao3 profile pages, lead the charge- if you will.) 


I’d want help with some things (many things, all the things). If you’d be willing to do or help do any of the following, message me:  

-creating fest graphics 

-checking logistical details (my event planning often has glaring ‘plotholes’) 

-uploading art/digital media for prompts 

-managing prompt distribution and messaging participants

-developing sign-up form for lists of cheerleaders and betas and pinch hitters

-chasing down delinquents  checking in with participants

-arranging pinch hits

-networking/promoing within the 1d fandom 

-handholding and shoulder-patting

-other various mod related activities that will inevitably arise 

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@alivingfire @mediawhorefics

I HAVE A NEW TERM it’s called BLAUTISM it’s an autistic character whose disability is mishandled/stereotyped by the show runners. see autistic characters who act like emotionless robots, violent criminals, toddlers who make their parents lives hell, super geniuses with no social skills who say rude things. see also characters who are hinted at being autistic, but are never actually called autistic, but that would be closer to real representation and we can’t have that.

see sherlock holmes, sheldon cooper, and literally every single autistic character in any form of media i have ever seen