and this scene omg he was so hot

Just a little something to heat up you’re morning, afternoon, evening, late night…just any old time ;)! 

©detailsmagazine, source: google

I just had a dream I was watching behind the scenes for Sherlock series 5 and Andrew was talking about a scene he’d be in, but then he asked one of the crew members for a drink and it just so happened that this crew member was a ~m a s s i v e~ Mormor shipper so he gave Andrew a glass that had the name Seb written on it. When Andrew saw he just looked at the glass confused and was like “Who’s Seb?” The guy was trying not to fanboy out of his mind so he just shrugged, so Andrew took a drink from the glass and handed it back to the crew member and continued talking about the scene, meanwhile the guy was freaking out and muttering to himself “Omg Jim just swallowed Sebastian and tasted him in his mouth and everything oh wow that’s so hot and the ship is confirmed!!1!”

Even in my dreams us Mormor shippers love to reach for our non-existent ship… ;w;

anonymous asked:

I'm still dying off that CS scene from beginning of ep. Loved the whole thing. Funnily enough I didn't catch that Hook basically told Emma he needs to take a cold shower til I saw a tweet about it.

Yeah, I was screaming so loud that I totally missed that!  OMG, part of me can’t believe the show actually went there, but the rest of me is so glad they did!!  That’s probably as close as we’ll ever get to sexytime implications and I think I’m okay with that because it was hot.

Clip 3 “so hot” – so them eating ice cream period. Point blank made my day – sad noora nah! That’s my baby -then trying to find noora a new man, like Eva said “no vilde” – the slow motion gym scene 😍, Elias’s abs, Mikael just looking omff, Yousef and he lovely arms. Let me stop –"bergspoon" you blessed us! – Vilde flirting [omo](korean omg) , you got a man. Magnus. - “nei, nei, nei” Sana says. – the squads just staring at each other iight.

Originally posted by cequenousommes

HEARTBREAK

Ok so I have to went like a lot. Just to start of I DID LOVE 2nd Season of Voltron but ok two things. WHY DID YOU KILL THE MOST HANDSOME GALRA (THACE) ?? Like I’ve been too emotionally invested in him and in one scene he jumps down like Keith but then NOO he doesn’t after all. SO WHICH IS IT? Or did I imagine that? I CRIED and I SCREAMED and BAWLED so loudly when he was tortured and died. I FEEL SO HEARTBROKEN RN??!
Also where did Shiro GO?? LIKE? IS HE IN ZARKON’S BODY OR SOMETHING??

AND THANK YOU FOR TELLING US KEITH IS HALF GALRA BUT WTH THACE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A HOT FATHER AND YOU KILL HIM AND KEITH’S MUM IS THE GALRA??? YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SHOWN A FEMALE GALRA YET WTH???! GIVE ME!!!

And omg Prince Lotor that is cool too I screamed at that too.

Also season 3 give me Keith’s mum, tell me who was that one galra and Pidge’s family PLEASE! I BEG! YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART GOD DAMN IT!!!?? OH AND ALSO TELL ME WHO IS LOTOR’S MUM (haggar??) ARGH

oceaxereturns

 

Also the constant Inception jokes in The Magicians…

really? shit, i might have to watch it. god damn it.

Aside from the parts that aren’t good, it is SO GOOD. I started watching it because of gifs of Quentin, who is such a great little whumpmuppet who looks like Adam Lazzara of all things, but honestly, Hale Appleman as Eliot walks away with the whole show on his shoulders, he is THAT GOOD. I’m even thinking of reading the books just so that I can picture him in them. FFFFF and he’s so hot?

Originally posted by brakebillskids

And yes, there are tons of Inception jokes for some reason!

I can absolutely walk you through the parts you might want to to skip through, LOL. (I wish someone had told me to fast forward literally every time an animal is on screen  DDDDD: or when to avoid the gross rape scene.)

Whole cast is good, really, but omg, Eliot.

Originally posted by theblondebibliophage

SilverFlint Fic Recs

I’ll do another post for James/Thomas (which will probably include James/Thomas/Miranda because OT3 love), but I figured I’d tackle Pirate Husbands first because so MANY good fics have appeared since S3 started airing! I remember back when it was me and Jenwyn and maybe one or two other people in this sandbox and now there’s So! Much! Talent! It’s fucking awesome. There are of course other wonderful fics in the fandom, but if I tried to rec all of them this list would be very long, so these are my favorites. Most of these are with Silver bottoming like the anon requested but I’ve also got a few on the list that are the other way around.

Not All Treasure by ElvenSorceress [E] - S1/S2, the events of canon retold as if Silver and Flint acted on their mutual attraction early in the first season. I love this series, it features “Silver you little shit” and prickly, recalcitrant Flint, but also has some terribly cute moments (like “Cannon Fire,” which features them lying in bed quoting Shakespeare at each other and I simply can’t).

Get down boy, go head get down by SageMasterofSass [E] - Sex Worker AU, both canon-era and Modern AU. A series of fics where Silver is a sex worker - first in Max’s brothel, then in Modern AU with Mob Boss!Flint (featuring scorching hot weapons kink omg), then the third chapter where Flint is a businessman who hires Silver to dom him so he can unwind.

Scorched Earth by Dee218 [E] - Post-S2, Flint can’t get Silver out of his head and jerks off thinking about him. It’s hot as fuck and I love Flint’s internal monologue in this one to pieces.

push by tessykins [E] - Missing 3.04 scene. Silver is an enormous shit in this one and I love it so much. He taunts and pushes and Flint snaps and they have wonderful sex against a tree.

Ballast by ember_firedrake [E] - Post-3.04. Silver takes control of his captain to help him let go of his stress.

Painless by ElvenSorceress [M] - During 3.07. Silver is spiraling out of control, and the only person who understands what’s going on in his head is Flint.

Powder Keg by ember_firedrake [E] - Immediately before the finale. Flint teaches Silver how to use a musket, the tension between them breaks. Super hot intercrural sex, which is something I never see enough of.

another day, another door by mapped [T] -  A character study of Flint realizing how close to him Silver has become that ends with him letting Silver in -  AKA the fanfic scene that came to life in the finale.

What Fades Away by samedifference61 [M] - Post-S3, Thomas hangs like a ghost over Miranda’s house. Silver is curious, Flint is reticent. A study in two people slowly gaining intimacy with each other.

Order Fire by tessykins [E] - Modern AU, Flint is a chef and Silver is the terrible kitchen assistant who loves to push Flint’s buttons. Hilarious banter between the two of them and super hot smut.

The Dinner

okay boom i came here with a story-time because i was conflicted with my feelings and i’m just all over the place this past weekend 

Me and my friends went to Korea town to get some Korean BBQ (mind you this is there first time trying Korean food and i wanted to show them how its done cause you know ya girl tried it so much) So today i dressed extra cute and stylish cause why not you never know what might happen *wink*.We enter the restaurant and it was a very friendly environment we was greeted with  smiles as we walked in and seated at our tables.

The way the restaurant is setup is that there are a very few tables in the front and theirs an open staircase going to the second floor, a large mirror next to us and like 7 feet away from us was this  place where they make drinks but it had like a tinted window but i can very much see if someone next to the glass window . so any way the waiter came and he looked like he was in his late thirties early 40 but not that old so he took our orders and when i order the kimichi soup he was like that's a very good choice and in my mind i’m like  yeah i know my Korean food haha .

so little bit after i didn't notice the  younger Korean waiter who was in his 20"s good looking and tall hehe ,he came to our table and i guess the older waiter didn't take my friends drink so when he came to our table  i guess to fill our water cups my friend ask him for her drink and he brought it back(i regret not paying attention to him then aigoo so i would've noticed him more aigoooo ) so me and my friends where having a good time chatting up a storm laughing our butts off cause they was madd funny i notice some of the workers staring at us (some workers were Korean and others were Mexican) i guess b/c we were the only black girls in the front and we were talking .

the food comes out and i notice the young waiter was staring at me from the tinted window i guess he thought i couldn’t see him he was looking a little longer  but i guess he noticed and looked away ,so anyways i continued eating my food and it made me realize did he look at me more times from the tinted window cause if he did i would’ve been embarrassed the way i was eating was not girly cause all i cared was about was the food ya girl was HUNGRY.(ps we was took a LONG time at the restaurant idk why though)

He then went up the stairs to second floor (cries) and i didn’t see him in for a good minute but when he came down we locked eyes and omg his facially express when he was walking down the stairs very slowly  was like a predator staring at his pray i started to feel hot and looked  away y'all he done snatch my scalp i was gone with the wind  

after that little scene me and friends were wrapping up so i decided to teach my girls Korean (I’ve been learning since last summer  self studying i know the basic but i’m not fluent and my pronunciation is bad   ) i taught  them  phrases for Korean restaurant here(yo gi yo) and they called the cute waiter he came over and my friend was what does (yo gi yo ) mean and he was like (yo gi yo ) means here in his sexy korean accent he then picked our dishes  and left 

when he came back  he was near us but just standing by our table i taught  my friends how to say thank you but they asked  the cute waiter  again how to say thank you and after that he walked like one foot away from us and  i explained  more to  friends saying that’s the formal way to speak to him it since hes older and stuff and i peeped he stopped and listen i didn’t dare to look cause he was right next to me like arm length later my friend said that he was smiling at me like a smirk kind of thing  ahhhh i was so happy when i found out so anyway when we was getting ready to leave he was staring at me in the mirror and i just melted inside.

i really want to go back to that restaurant again but i hate going to places  constantly i felt like you should go to the same restaurant like once every 2 months …but i really want to go back since next month is my birthday maybe i should back there haha  and ohh i tried looking for his ig but no luck 

idk what to do i cant keep him off my mind helppp

KM & BW: Slip him your info on a piece of paper and see if he contacts you! ^_^ Maybe that would work!

5

OMG… OMG… OMG… The way he was looking at her… My head would have exploded with lust. Hell, it DID and he wasn’t even looking at me. 

dana watches lucifer (2x11)

yo guys i’m back and i’m vvv happy to be liveblogging again

  • it feels so weird to be watching without my dad guys he’s driving my sister to oklahoma but usually we watch together
  • anyway
  • this clip of chloe saying her speech at the courtroom on the previously on - LIKE I NEED REMINDING 
  • it’s making me emotional and the ep hasn’t even started yet
  • pls tell me they kiss i want them to so badly 
  • my cat is strangling me with her love rn and i’m…. trying to type
  • “i hate ketchup” that’s so romantic
  • ARE YOU KIDDING I HATE MYSELF THEY WERE SO CLOSE
  • “i’m glad she showed up she kept me from making a big mistake” I’M SUING FOX AND THE WRITERS WHAT THE HELL
  • trixie is back i missed her
  • “they’re a wonderfully scrumptious start to your day”
  • ok now i’m imagining maze and trixie grocery shopping
  • trixie Knows and ships deckerstar
  • trixie KNOWS
  • MAZE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MY FAVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
  • i missed that whole scene by squealing abt maze lol 
  • maze craves validation bc she wanted chloe to be happy
  • aw chloe maze tried so hard don’t tell her that
  • it’s ok chloe i forgive you
  • CHARLOTTE no 
  • i’m already mad at her
  • my tv is glitching so y’all better provide some quality gifs
  • “it’s about chloe” and then instantly he turns into Protective Boyfriend™
  • ok charlotte ships deckerstar too and she’s back on the good list
  • she was nvr really off it i have a weakness for lucifer women
  • “you don’t have to prove anything to me” that was something very nice said very harshly
  • “not in a fun way” 
  • “not the slut police and i mean you not her” DAMN I LOVE CHLOE
  • hmmm that was a good plan while it lasted but
  • “jana! always with the tragic timing”
  • oh my god is lucifer a murder suspect again
  • “maybe she’d still be alive” and already he’s feeling guilty jesus i just want him to be h a p p y
  • also where is ella i want her on my screen right now
  • “ditch the loser from lux. that’s terrible, she was seeing someone else from lux?
  • maze is proud of herself dan leave her alone
  • my cat is back and ready to prevent the typing
  • danikeen - is that their brotp name?
  • ppl need to stop yelling at maze right now ok
  • i like his white suit a lot
  • her fun is being with her daughter aww
  • ok lucifer is actively pursuing a relationship and i - i’m emotional
  • “she’s spoken for” “haha no i’m not”
  • this guy is a dog and i hate him
  • ok i need linda and ella and amenadiel to cleanse my soul from that dick
  • “you two are a lot alike” how DARE YOU
  • ANOTHER murder??? things are heating up and i like it
  • “pretty sure you didn’t sleep with this guy” “actually ur wrong” OH MY GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS
  • “you’ll need a much bigger notepad”
  • this parade of lovely women with the song hot pants in the background is my aesthetic
  • “bit of a dry spell these last few months” ik this is a joke …. but that’s probably bc that’s when he met chloe js
  • dan don’t you dare things are complicated enough
  • “the best night of my life” in a bunch of different inflections is possibly the best scene in this show to date
  • also i love how they included a guy
  • and his explanations to dan omg this is hilarious
  • chloe is SO JEALOUS
  • OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING AND CRYING 
  • NOT OUT LOUD BUT JUST TRUST ME
  • ok now lucifer is sad so um…. cue character growth?
  • oh good more charlotte shipping deckerstar i love it
  • it’s still so weird that chloe thinks charlotte is lucifers ex
  • “last thing i need is a step-dan” “you say some really weird things man” i love their dynamic
  • LINDA
  • LINDA
  • LINDA
  • OK I’M GOOD BACK TO COMMENTARY
  • LINDA
  • SORRY 
  • also linda and maze in the same scene????. christmas confirmed.
  • “you want me to stab this friend of yours” ok i love how maze is oblivious but also she’s Ready to Fight for linda and i’m just….. wow that’s beautiful
  • “that’s human” “i’m a demon” “i actually think ur more human than a lot of ppl i know” what kinda romantic bs is this??? i love it
  • “ur saying i’m awesome” “i’m saying that u need to say ur awesome” 
  • “yes ur awesome” “hell yeah i am” I LOVE MAZE SO MUCH I’M DEAD
  • “i can describe her aura” it’s me
  • “i told you someone cared” i’m laughing lucifer is the best 
  • god i missed this show
  • i’m gonna save this in my drafts before my computer freezes and erases the whole post again
  • ok i’m back
  • OFC CHLOE IS ON THE WALL
  • ok suki is who i would be if i ever met him i would just scream and shut the door oh my god
  • “gay best friend for now” i’m laughing
  • suki is hot it’s true
  • WHERE IS ELLA THOUGH
  • “do not leave town” “and abandon lucifer?” god me
  • AMENADIEL IS BACK
  • oh i forgot he’s being rude to lucifer
  • i forgot charlotte was still bad oh myg od
  • i’m a fake fan i’m sry guys
  • i still love them both though
  • if ever there was a time for ella to show up it would be now just saying
  • ok and she’s not there
  • lucifer is such a doofus i’m laughing so hard chloe is so scared
  • i just fast forwarded and there’s like three clones of a guy petting a robot dog and i just -
  • “i wanna build a cat sanctuary” god is this me
  • “no one wants to hear about your feline meet cute” that’s wrong i would sell my left kidney to hear about his cat
  • “i’m in” i love maze i just do i just i could watch her eat bread for three hours
  • “no. because i’m awesome” I LOVE HOW LINDA SUPPORTED MAZE SO MUCH THAT SHE REALLY CHANGED MAZE’S ATTITUDE I LOVE STRONG FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS
  • “because self worth comes from within bitches” DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
  • my cat is back and obscuring my vision hang on a sec
  • ik that as you read this ur not waiting but i just want you to know that i had to wait for my cat to stop knocking my laptop over
  • her name is sylvester mcmonkey mcbean anyway
  • can deckerstar kiss already 
  • amenadiel :’)
  • i kinda just want their pure brotherly love i don’t like the conspiring behind lucifer’s back
  • my cat and i compromised
  • ok i dig this jazzy piano music but for a sec i thought it was gonna be heart and soul and i was gonna die that’s my favorite deckerstar scene ever
  • maze looks so hot w o w
  • “if we were strangers you’d be hitting on me” maze is so smart dan you can learn from her
  • i do like him better now 
  • oh my god i’m laughing so hard
  • “self worth comes from within dan” i love maze so much she’s trying so hard to help
  • i’m gonna scream
  • oh my g o d i love her so much i’m laughing
  • “you and me? not happening” he looks so hurt i am so sad chloe let him IN
  • MAZE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE’S MURDERING
  • aw poor jim
  • OH MY GOD WE’RE ONE EPISODE IN AND ALREADY LUCIFER HAS A GUN TO HIS HEAD CAN’T WE JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND AND LET HIM BE HAPPY GOD
  • already chloe is shook and scared bc she loves him so much
  • now lucifer is intrigued hm and so am i
  • LUCIFER STANDING UP FOR WOMEN IS MY AESTHETIC I LOVE THESE LITTLE MOMENTS
  • oh now he’s all “hey man we can work something out” 
  • AW LUCIFER THINKS HE’S A GOOD PERSON
  • oh 
  • i should have seen where that was going
  • I JUST WANTED LUCIFER TO LOVE HIMSELF THAT’S ALL I WANTED
  • i guess we’re not there yet
  • that was badass tho
  • i was just thinking that we must have missed something about the package
  • who are these people
  • OH NO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO CHLOE IN THE TRAILER I’M SCREAMING
  • were we supposed to recognize those things
  • lucifer is having an ocean contemplation shot is this the bachelor orr
  • “really” she says not disappointed at all 
  • HONESTLY I’M BITTER RIGHT NOW I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA KEEP GIVING US SLOW BURN BUT LIKE AW
  • one step forward two steps back i guess
  • “you deserve someone worthy of you and that’s not me” I’M CRYING THAT’S NOT TRUE BB
  • “that’s not what i’m saying” “i know that’s what i’m saying” WHY DOES HE LOVE TO SUFFER WHAT THE HELL I’M SAD
  • LUCIFER THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN YOU
  • oh my god he’s just listing why he loves her
  • her middle name is jane?? this is cute
  • “ur special and i’m…. i’m not worth it” OH GOD YES YOU ARE
  • OBH MNYUIAHGREJKL;
  • AKJSDLFPOJIA UW0AOW J
  • WHAT OAIEKLW;’
  • IJJAIOWEFJO9
  • THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
  • I’M TAKING A PIC AND PUTTING IT ONAERF[
  • MY WALL I WAS GONNA SAY AND THEN THEY KISSED AGAIN
  • OWEFIAJKML;
  • I’M SCREAMING AND HYPERVENTILATING WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I’VE EVER SEEN 
  • IT WAS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PECK AND THEN SHE LEANS IN AGAIN AND CUT TO TRAILER AND I JUST
  • ASJFDLKj[wuhiol;nkl
  • it really is christmas guys :’)
  • i don’t know what to say i love thioajefkls;d’
  • YES WE JSUT GOT A DECKERSTAR KISS AND THEN WE GOT LIKE FIVE MORE IN THE TRAILER IT’S CHIRAMTMIOAL;’
  • i love you guys i love this show i’m signing off and watching the bachelor which is never going to be this romantic :’)
THOUGHTS I HAD WHILST WATCHING THE MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS

WARNING. THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THE FILM and is really fricking long. It also contains lots of CUSSING and bad grammar. If you don’t want spoilers I suggest you skip this post but if you want to find out more, plz continue. Oh and it also has a lot of Thomesa comments so if you ship Trenda you probs wont like this…ENJOY!

·      Omg YAS YAS

·      It’s starting

·      Aww little Thomas

·      Aww little Thomas getting dragged away from his mommy.

·      Dream sequence

·      Thomas be like fuck no this again

·      Let the 74th hunger games begin

·      Ooh Minho oppa

·      Lots of shouting

·      So many cross cuts and black outs

·      Ewww Ratman

·      Aiden Gillan is a pretty good actor. Hate his accent though.

·      They’re all really dirty in their glade outfits but they’re still so hot though

·      THE SHOWER SCENE

·      Lol minho in the background: “woo hoo”

·      Dylan is so hot

·      He’s naked

·      OMG he looks so cool right now. He’s so wet

·      Shouldn’t they be suspicious of injections? I mean I would be. Especially if you don’t know who these people are.

·      Oh at least Newt is suspicious.

·      Wait why isn’t Thomas saying anything

·      Jokes he just asked another question

·      Someone better do a question count for Thomas

·      Minho’s wearing red

·      Soo many teenagers

·      If there was more than one maze, where and how did WCKD manage to find a place to fit that many mazes, along with facilities that monitor them. Also, how many grievers would they have made for this purpose? What if the grievers rebelled and decided to do they own shit? Wouldn’t wckd be fucked then?

·      Oh look its Aris. The loner emo boy wearing a hoodie. Remind you of anything?

·      How old is Aris again? He looks like he’s 13.

·      Thomas be like: no let me see her. Such devotion.

·      Please don’t pick a fight with a guard.

·      Yes Thomas, just walk away.

·      Bunk beds. Why is it always bunk beds?

·      Minho: ‘too slow’ ha ha

·      More dream sequences!

·      Thomas the insomniac

·      Aris creepily saying pssst while under Thomas’ bed

·      Just so happens that the air vent opening is right under Thomas’ bed. #movie logic. If you’re reading this CinemaSins and happen to do a ‘Everything wrong with the Maze Runner the Scorch Trials’ based on this post, you better reference me or at least mention me and get people to like this post on Tumblr. Btw, you guys are awesome! [thumbs up]

·      Thomas: “What the hell am I doing?” yeah Thomas, what are you doing?

·      See!!! He even talks to himself using questions.

·      Air vents, the most common way to eavesdrop on people

·      Ooh dead bodies

·      Thomas picking a fight with a guard-WTF ru doing bro?

·      Jeez Thomas take a fucking chill pill

·      Oh he’s getting the swipe card thingy

·      Sending kids back to their rooms-the most common way of grounding children when they do bad stuff

·      Jeez you didn’t have to shove them in there. Such a rude guard.

·      Newt be like: cant we just be happy for once?

·      Thomas has an idea! Everyone hates it.

·      Everyone else be like: of course Thomas. Of course.

·      Thomas dropping into the hallway from the air vent like spiderman.

·      How are you gonna get back up though?

·      Okay so teenagers are being strapped up to tubey things

·      This totally isn’t child abuse

·      Oh no is that Teresa? Jks no

·      OHHHHH its Rachel

·      RIP Aris’ girlfriend

·      I ship it though

·      #Raris… or is it Arachel? Idk

·      Hiding behind poles

·      Lots of dramatic walking in this film

·      ava paige [sitting down and signing pages like a boss]

·      its good to see that the boss is a woman though

·      oh wait let me correct myself, she’s a “doctor”…doctor my ass, more like a lady killer who just wants to dissect children for money.

·      Seriously Thomas you need to calm the fuck down and just tell everyone else what’s going on

·      Great acting though, Dylan O’Brien [thumbs up]

·      #Follow Thomas the leader…or should I say Thomas the tank engine? Ha ha just kidding.

·      Everyone just blindly follow Thomas when we all know he doesn’t have a plan most of the time

·      Fuck yeah Minho is such a badass by kneeing that guard

·      #MINHO POWER

·      God he’s hot

·      Guns

·      Yes lets use the lady doctor as a hostage

·      Operation rescue Teresa

·      Found her

·      Thomas is totes in love with her. He’s so concerned about her all the time.

·      so many Thomesa feels rn

·      Yay window smashing!

·      Thomas and Newt breaking glass. #Teamwork

·      aww Thomas carried Teresa

·      Lots of door barging/blocking moments

·      Everyone keeps shouting Thomas! Like we get it. Everyone is obsessed with him.

·      Why is Thomas always the last one to leave? Or the one who stays behind. It’s like he willingly tries to be the last one standing. Stop isolating yourself Thomas. Everyone knows your chances of survival are better when you’re in a group, not when you’re alone. Thomas is so dumb sometimes.

·      Yay Aris. #Aris the hero. What a wildcard!

·      Is Teresa barefoot?

·      Thomas: *shoots at guys with shields with tazer gun. Gun runs out of ammo. Throws away gun before he starts to run for it.*

·      Can I just say that something about Dylan O’Brien holding a gun, or any guy doing badass but somewhat violent actions gets me so turned on.

·      Man that running and sliding under the closing door was epic

·      Yeah Thomas. U GO!

·      Best bit in movie-Thomas giving Ratman the finger [applause]

·      I bet Dylan O’Brien improvised this scene

·      HILARIOUS

·      How did they manage to run out people on aircraft and dirt bikes?

·      How can they see where they’re going?

·      Wow lots of sand.

·      Of course he doesn’t have a plan Newt. Its Thomas!

·      lol, mountain people

·      The Right Arm reference

·      Wardrobe change

·      It’s really dark

·      Something bad is bound to happen soon

·      Suspenseful music

·      Why do I get this feeling that I’m watching more of a thriller/horror movie than a science fiction film?

·      No Minho don’t turn on the generator!

·      HOLY SHIT, CRANK!

·      HOLY SHIT MORE CRANKS!

·      Run bitches run!

·      Are they inside a mall?

·      Mall chase scene

·      Man, these cranks are scary AF

·      This film is really fast-paced though. It just goes from one scene to another like that-[clicks fingers]

·      Oh look its daytime. Its always safer in daytime

·      NEXT TIME ON GLADERS VS WILD

·      The graphics are great though

·      Sand dunes

·      so much sand everywhere

·      Another Thomesa scene YAY!

·      Wait teresa has her memories?

·      Ooh wait…that means…oh okay

·      Wtf Winston

·      Oh god he’s infected

·      Why is this scene being carried out like page 250.

·      He even says: ‘I don’t want to end up a monster’

·      Depressing death scene when its not even halfway through the movie

·      Wait they’re just leaving the gun with him? Oh ok.

·      Everyone just walks away

·      Goodbye Winston

·      Choreographed halting after sound of gunshot. Nice.

·      RIP WINSTON

·      NO MORE WATER

·      Minho why would you throw the bottle away? You could’ve saved it for later! You’re in a wasteland for Christ’s sake!

·      Sleeping in the middle of the dessert. NICE.

·      Thomas: I see the light!

·      A storm is coming…jks the storm hit immediately in just 10 seconds

·      Ahhh MINHO

·      Minho got hit

·      Character that almost dies but doesn’t trope

·      Minho after getting told he got hit by lightning: ‘Oh”

·      Oh Minho you’re so cute

·      Everyone turns around and sees a crank

·      [I literally jumped when I saw it]

·      More cranks. Wonderful.

·      Oh look who it is. Brenda.

·      GIANCARLO!

·      Brenda’s got sass

·      Ha ha lol, they’re all hanging upside down

·      Minho’s sass lines have appeared!

·      Interrogation time

·      JorgexBrenda moment. How sweet.

·      Wait what? Jorge wants to play music? DAFQ

·      Ha ha wckd is confused

·      This is some old ass music for a film that set in the future. I mean they’re still using cd records. Really? I mean shouldn’t it be coming out of like a boom box or something. It’d be funny if they played Gangnam Style or something. It’d be even funnier if there was an ad before the song played.

·      No Thomas don’t go after Brenda.

·      Seriously though.

·      Thomas is like Percy Jackson, never leaves a man behind. Or woman in this case.

·      Wckd guards are idiots. They’re in shooting range!

·      OHHH SO IT WAS A BOMB TRIGGER SEQUENCE

·      AWESOME

·      That was clever though

·      So many scenes in complete darkness

·      Stop having Trenda scenes

·      Why are you going deeper into the tunnel?

·      Thomas: ‘you think?’ another question. Thank you, Thomas. [sings Girls Generation in my head.]

·      It’s a rat. Gross.

·      Oh and now a crank is eating the rat. RIP rat.

·      It’s time to go now trenda.

·      RUN. Stop standing there. RUN!

·      Oh for Christ sake

·      Epic chase sequence

·      Wow that is some really nice graphics. Really nice.

·      I hate the cranks though

·      Wes wasn’t joking when he said they were scary

·      The cranks look like some RPG zombie game shit

·      Rock climbing

·      Yeah Thomas! Kill that crank!

·      Brenda’s infected. Great. She’s so gonna die…NOT.

·      Finally, there are actually civilians who aren’t trying to hunt down the protagonists or sell them for money.

·      Who the hell is Marcus anyway?

·      Oh that actor. Why is he everywhere? He’s the douchebag bad guy in Dollhouse as well.

·      Yeah sure, just take whatever drink a stranger offers you. Even if they’re acting real shady about it and keep insisting you drink it and go into the party. I mean, I get that you’re trying to find the others but srsly? Would they actually be dumb enough to walk into that party?

·      Yay a party scene

·      OMFG THOMAS IS HIGH

·      Great acting Dylan O’Brien

·      Lol this is hilarious

·      Walk into da club like wow I am so fucked right now

·      Crank execution in a club, why not?

·      For a second I thought the guy killing that crank was Ben.

·      Blue lighting

·      Blue and white are such predominant colours in this film.

·      Okay now Thomas is really high.

·      Hallucinations

·      Eww not Trenda

·      Brenda is so fucking desperate right now

·      Technically you’re not the only two left. You just haven’t found the others.

·      Oh for Christ’s sake you’re both high. Have some restraint would ya?

·      No THOMAS NO

·      Don’t you dare!

·      Fucking hell he kissed her

·      WHY IS IT STILL GOING?

·      Oh now he’s kissing Teresa

·      YAY Thomesa kiss!

·      Jks its only a hallucination

·      Thomas: ‘you’re not her’

·      Poor Brenda. #REJECTED

·      Thomesa spark is still alive

·      Yes Thomas, I knew I could believe in you

·      Thomas blacks out…again

·      Teresa: ‘we have to stop meeting like this’ ha ha lol.

·      Wait so that guy was Marcus?

·      Violent interrogation

·      Threatening by use of death

·      Bertha????

·      Oh it’s a truck.

·      Wait a second… that looks like Stiles’ truck. They’re both blue. Mindfuck.

·      Lol Newt looks so excited to be inside a truck. Ha ha. So cute <3

·      Ambush

·      There sure are a lot of guns in this movie.

·      Oh look Group B finally makes an appearance

·      Aww! Aris, Harriet and Sonya reunite

·      Why do Sonya and Aris seem to have a thing for each other? Maybe it’s just me but she seems way to happy to see him.

·      Who the heck is Vince?

·      Oh look its Thomas’ mom.

·      Don’t remember? Oh okay…

·      Wait Thomas is the Source?

·      Oh so he’s been backstabbing wckd for ages.

·      Good on you Thomas!

·      I feel like Thomas is the only one with an actual conscience.

·      Of course Brenda gets the cure.

·      Yes Thomas, just stealthily reach into her pocket whilst she’s asleep. #totes not a perv

·      Wait Brenda had a brother? His name is George?/Jorge?

·      Wait don’t tell me her brother was Chuck?

·      Brenda: you remind me of him-WOAH don’t tell me Thomas is her brother

·      Brenda: ‘they didn’t want me’ #REJECTED…again

·      YAY Thomesa flashback

·      Just kiss already

·      Newt calling Thomas ‘Tommy’

·      Just when you think your favourite characters are finally safe…it’s bound to get a whole lot worse.

·      OHHHHH Teresa! Why?????

·      I saw this coming though

·      Thomas looks so disappointed in her.

·      Teresa quoting Thomas

·      So sad

·      The ship is no longer sailing

·      #Betrayed

·      Enter Darth Ava [lol]

·      Ava paige reminds me of President Snow. They both wear white.

·      Ratman you son of a bitch.

·      RIP Mary.

·      Oh lol she must be named after Marie Curie.

·      Explosions!

·      No not Minho. Don’t take away my oppa!

·      Come on Thomas! Rescue him.

·      NO oppa, don’t go!

·      Oh yes, it has to end with inspiring speech time executed by Thomas

·      Thomas: ‘I made a promise to Minho.’ THOMINHO IS REAL!

·      And so it ends.

·      Ha lol the number of times everyone said ‘shit’ in this movie

Glob I am so gonna cry in the last movie.

·      The Death Cure: the journey of Thomas trying to save his BFF Minho who he is secretly gay for whilst dealing with the fact that his crush Teresa betrayed him. I can’t wait!

·      God what am I going to do with my life as I wait for the next one?

BTW THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THIS

plz don’t kill me 

omg I’m so emotional over dean and cas being both marvel nerds, and when they’re watching captain america together, dean says something like, “goddamn scarlett is hot”, and cas just nods and then they watch another scene of steve fighting and dean’s licking and biting his lips and mutters, “fucking hell steve looks so good fighting and don’t even let me get started on how he looks in that goddamn uniform fuck” and cas spins his head around to look at him wide-eyed and it’s then that dean realises he’s said that out loud and he starts blushing and is really embarrassed, and cas’ expression softens, smiling a little and taking dean’s hand, and he mumbles, “I agree, dean”