and this one wouldn't be worth it

Look i don't care what anyone says, Blac Chyna is STILL the ultimate finesser. Had multiple niggas she was fucking and still got a Ferrari, a lambo, rent paid, drugs and alcohol paid for, 400k worth of jewelry, surgery to snatch her body back and her baby daddy paid for it ALL when he was just one of her multitude of niggas she was fucking? Bruh. Goalssss.

Rob just salty because he got finessed like fuck. 💁💁

This Valentine’s Day I’d like to share a few things with you. I’m 19 years old and:

I have never had sex in my life
I have never dated anyone in real life (so not on the Internet)
I have never kissed anyone
I have never been on a date
I have never even held hands with someone romantically
I literally have never even been close to dating anyone in real life

Not because I don’t want to or because I’m picky. Because no one has ever asked me out or showed affection for me or even flirted with me. I don’t think anyone irl has ever fancied me, or if they did they never let me know in any way.

And you know what? I don’t care. I moved on from feeling abnormal and broken and not whole. I refuse to connect my value as a person to those things. I will not allow myself to think of myself as less because I have never done any of those things. Yes maybe my self-esteem still relies on my uni grades or good reviews of my works but I finally stopped thinking that there is something wrong with me for not experiencing those things.

I feel happy and whole anyway. I survived every crush who didn’t return my feelings and every instance of being attracted to someone and knowing they do not like me back. I survived and moved on.

And today I’d like you to turn to things you really value in your life. Your jobs and talents and hobbies and passions. Your family and friends and pets and even house plants. Your favorite books and bands and TV-shows and video games. Your favorite ice-cream and favorite pair of jeans and favorite plush toys.

There are so many people and things you love. There are, I hope, things that make you happy. Focus on them. And screw the society that tells you that you need relationships to know that you are loved. You are already loved. Don’t let society ever persuade you otherwise.

Dating guide for scorpio
  • Scorpio x Aries: This would be a VERY intense relationship, but if you don't both work really hard to see things from both perspectives chances are it will either burn out or dissolve into fighting over time.
  • Scorpio x Taurus: Opposites attract and you'll balance each other out really well if you can get the momentum to start something more than friendship (which is harder than it sounds). Just make sure that the Taurus knows how much you care about them and this could be a beautiful relationship!
  • Scorpio x Gemini: I really can't see this working out; opposites may attract but you just might be TOO opposite here. For a possibility of this being a good relationship, you'll both need to make sacrifices and give/take in the beginning, and afterwards the relationship will require a lot of maintenance to keep the spark from dying.
  • Scorpio x Cancer: Yes please!!! You have a lot in common but enough differences to keep things interesting. Also, you'll both adore each other and want the same from the other, leading to some incredible chemistry.
  • Scorpio x Leo: This would be difficult to say the least. You might feel like you're just giving and not getting anything back from the Leo, and this could start a bit of a chain reaction of passive-aggression. Learn to accept each other's differences, though, and maybe you can make this work!
  • Scorpio x Virgo: This pairing is one of those fairy tale couples in the beginning; smooth sailing with almost no rough weather. However, if either of you gets tired of the steady consistency from this relationship, things could get even more rough than you want.
  • Scorpio x Libra: Quite similar to Scorpio x Gemini but a bit deeper and more emotional. That's a plus, but at the same time there would still be the problem of how opposite your relationship needs are.
  • Scorpio x Scorpio: One word: INTENSE. Go for it, tiger, but you might reach a point where you need to slow down and take a deep breath, maybe even a break. That's okay and don't be afraid to communicate those feelings to your partner. Chances are they feel the same, and building that communication is crucial in this relationship.
  • Scorpio x Sagittarius: Depth certainly wouldn't be a problem in this because you're both extremely deep and insightful people. Even if this pairing doesn't work out, chances are you'll both learn a lot from this relationship that can be carried onto future ones, making it well worth it!
  • Scorpio x Capricorn: First thing's first, you'll need to get each other out of your shells or else this relationship will be doomed. Once you do, you'll learn a lot from each other and this could blossom into something beautiful, but if you go into things before you're truly open with each other, this could lead to some serious fighting and the whole thing may be downright toxic.
  • Scorpio x Aquarius: This would be such an honest, down-to-earth (ironically enough) relationship; the cute, quirky kind that you see in movies. Your ups and downs will be at their extremes, but if you hold on tight you could get something like a movie ending from this, too!
  • Scorpio x Pisces: I honestly ship this as friends more than as a relationship. As a relationship, things would start out more awkwardly than ever and you'd hit tons of rough patches because of how different you are from each other. The one big thing for this is to expect the unexpected.
Which Bioshock character should you fight?
  • Jack Ryan: I mean, you could, but you'd get your ass handed to you. Besides, hasn't this poor baby had enough? Don't fight Jack Ryan.
  • Atlas: Fucking do it. Fucking- I will PAY you to beat the shit out of this Irish bastard. Fight Atlas. Fight Atlas and win.
  • Brigid Tenenbaum: You could fight her, but why? She's done nothing to provoke you. The woman is probably dying of lung cancer anyways. Leave Tenenbaum alone.
  • Sander Cohen: Fight the creepy son of a bitch and bring me back his painted mustache.
  • Andrew Ryan: Sure, fight him. It'll probably change nothing, and you'll garner nothing but the knowledge that you're his test tube bastard, programmed from birth to do the bidding of a looming capitalist overlord.
  • Frank Fontaine: Kill the looming capitalist overlord.
  • Subject Delta: You could, but at what cost? He's a gentle giant. You'd be better off giving him a hug. He's just trying to be a good dad, okay? Don't fight Delta.
  • Sinclair: Sure, you'd win, but what pleasure would you derive from it? I mean, the man's tried to apologize for his wrongdoings. I guess if you're one to hold grudges, then maybe you could fight Sinclair.
  • Eleanor Lamb: She will kick your ass and smile while she does. Just... don't. Don't fight Eleanor Lamb, please.
  • Sofia Lamb: Sure, but it really wouldn't be that great of a fight. She's probably not that strong. You might have to fight off some splicers to get to her, but ultimately it really wouldn't be that satisfying of a victory.
  • Booker Dewitt: Kick his ass. You'll lose, but it'll be totally worth it to kick his teeth in a little bit. Fight Booker Dewitt.
  • Elizabeth Comstock: Look, you could fight Elizabeth. Or you could not mess with space-tearing punch-packing genius babes and leave the room with all bones intact.
  • Zachary Hale Comstock: Fight this man. Fight him to the death. FUCK Zachary Comstock.
  • Daisy Fitzroy: Fight her. But know that you WILL lose and it'll be devastating.
  • Rosalind or Robert Lutece: Don't fight the Lutece twins. They won't land a single blow, they'll just find a universe where you got your ass kicked and your nose will bleed until you die of anemia or something.
totally out of the blue but...

@ everyone who has a HUGE crush on someone: ASK THEM OUT / tell them u like them!!

worst thing that could happen //if they’re a good person?// they say no & THAT’S OK! I’m sure that u two can still be buds and/or you’ll get over them & find some1 even dreamier!!

& if they humiliate you 4 asking them out they’re obviously as dumb & useless as mosquitos so drop kick them out of ur life & all the way 2 Timbuctoo and try to move on!!


UR LOVELY & DESIRABLE!! have fun with this random advice buds

(there’s also like an entire paragraph of advice & reassurance in the tags… just sayin)

Reasons to Love Zhang Yixing

He has the most beautiful voice

He gives the most inspirational and amazing speeches

He’s the most kindhearted person on this planet

But he can be quite the tease, too

He looks fantabulous in sunglasses 

He’s super friendly and lovable

He can play the piano

and the guitar

He actually reads the fan-letters that are given to him during his free time

But he doesn’t just read the fan-letters, no, he writes back to the fans as well

He can compose, write, arrange, and produce his own songs (and has done so with over 100 songs, 99 of which he lost cuz of a USB incident :( )

Which eventually led to the release of his very amazing solo album, “Lose Control”

He’s also a very wonderful

and loving son 

And he was the most adorable little kid

But now that he’s a little older, he’s even more adorable with kids

Seriously he’s great with kids

He also loves his members so much and never forgets to mention them

He’s also extremely charitable

And considerate towards his fans

And super thoughtful and respectful of everyone

He’s record-breakingly incredible even when the odds are against him

And his laugh is the most precious sound a person’s ears can be blessed with

He’s also very amusing and silly

And has the most interesting reactions

Apparently he also can’t control his face

Which makes him great variety show material

But it also brings out his strange butt-grabbing tendencies

And his questionable need to play the role of a t-rex

And his even more concerning infatuation with killers (and the need to play the role of one)

But overall he’s an amazing actor

He can also be slightly forgetful at times

But he never forgets to thank his fans

He always expresses how grateful he is

And all of that plus more is what makes Zhang Yixing the wonderful, amazing, incredible, loyal and precious person that he is

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The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*

What’s so interesting about the LOC letters and getting all this additional information is that it again makes clear that Hamilton and Eliza did not like to be apart.

So often, if he goes to Albany without her, it’s because the kids are sick and they can’t travel and, obviously, Eliza won’t leave them.  There are tons of letters where Philip Schuyler is like “we were so looking forward to seeing you, and I’m so sorry my Dear James is sick and prevented you from accompanying my Dear General.”

It again just throws out the narrative that Hamilton didn’t like her or was somehow only tolerating her or something. And it really portrays their marriage as strong and their family of the upmost importance to them. 

Production Draft of QAF 5x11 - The most precious thing in the world

Let me just point out (interpret it as you wish) that in the new illustration Corazon is no longer Corazon. He has no hearts on his outfit - not a single one, even the things on his hat are ROUND. 

I wonder if he went back to being Rosinante, or if he uses a new alias, and if Law would be able to call him that. I have a feeling that for him Cora-san will always be Cora-san. <3

anonymous asked:

Isak and even 54

54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance

it’s easy for isak to learn even’s schedule. they’ve been spending so much time together both in school and outside of it that it just seems like a convenient side effect of being with a boy who’s always showing isak new sides of himself, who’ll never bore him, even when they’re eighty and old and wrinkly. he knows that even starts off the day with english, and his teacher is a stickler for the rules. isak’s spent too many nights begging even to go to bed when he’s typing out an essay furiously on his laptop. he knows that even always texts his mom every day after class, that he likes visiting the grocery store at least once a week to buy a fresh supply of peanut butter, that he likes taking a warm bath once every two weeks. it’s natural to slip into even’s routine, to fit in the nooks and crannies until all of even’s empty spaces are filled with isak.

it doesn’t hit him that it’s reciprocated until one day when even catches him outside of biology, when he should be on the other side of school. but isak can’t complain much as even slips an arm around his waist. he brushes his lips against isak’s ear, whispers, “babe, are those space pants? ‘cause your butt is out of this world.”

isak pushes at even’s chest. he’s blushing, but there’s a smile playing at his lips. “what the hell?”

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  • Him: Do you know what else is terrifying other than being left behind? It's leaving.
  • Her: But why?
  • Him: Because you do not know what would happen next. You know why people hesitate to get into long-distance relationships? Because distance and timezones make everything shitty and uncomfortable. You plan to communicate every day but in the long run, daily video calls become a once-in-a-month thing. You plan to survive it but your partner is slowly letting go. You plan to make it work, but somehow, things change and then you wake up one day and question yourself if the relationship is still worth it. Leaving is terrifying. You could lose the person you have cherished so much. You could find someone else and break another's heart. You can walk away feeling confident that it wouldn't hurt only to realize days later that it's unbearable. Walking away for any reason isn't always pain-free and guilt-free. It comes with a price -- which most of the time is too high to pay. I understand that being left behind is painful but so is leaving someone else. Being left behind is tragic, but walking away feels heavy on the heart too. Being left behind is terrying, but leaving is very scary too. So the next time someone leaves you, do not hold grudges. Remember that it might have been so difficult for them to take a step away from you. You might not notice it as you are blinded by your tears but they are probably breaking inside too.

queenmorganlafay  asked:

I'm sorry, i'm just pelting you with questions. I don't understand the whole thing about slaves buying their freedom. Wouldn't any gifts they get automatically belong to their owner? Also, on another note, if Tony knows Steve's unhappy as a slave, why can't he just free him and give him another position, so he could stay by him, but still live a life he wants?

That is one thing that I probably need to explain better, but for concubines, part of their high status is that it allows them to receive gifts, which belong to them and which they can use or save or trade, whatever.  Because a highly trained concubine is worth a lot, it would take a LOT to buy their freedom, but it is possible, with the approval of whoever owns them (in this case, Tony, but in other cases, the brothel owner or Lord or Lady or whatever, so, it isn’t a given, but it is an accepted thing).  Steve, however, has figured out that Tony isn’t so keen on letting him buy his freedom at any price.  

I’m going to post your question b/c I think it is a good one and probably one that others have as well.

anonymous asked:

Lapis wasn't exactly supposed to be, nor tried to be a superweapon- she was a terraformer. If a gem who's job is to shape a planet to make it optimal for construction and kindergarten environments. Considering Lapis itself isn't horrendously rare as a gemstone, if it took multiple gems to deal with one planet's worth of terraforming, it'd be inefficient as hell, wouldn't it?

From an in-universe perspective, it makes sense for Homeworld to create a single super powerful terraformer gem if they could. But from a storytelling perspective, Lapis’ overpowered abilities make everything else in the series, every threat or conflict, null.

Lapis can literally drown any approaching Homeworld ship with a bubble the size of Texas if she wants.

anonymous asked:

I don't mean to worry you, but if it took around one month for Ayato to reach the underground city (around March-April if I'm not mistaken) and it will take another month for him to get back, and he'd probably want to explore the city more thoroughly, I wouldn't count too much on him coming back in time :(

Hello :) And okay, so I did a bit of rereading but we don’t know exactly when Ayato left to explore the 24th ward?
So I’m not sure about one month, it seems to be very long especially since they had a shortage of food, so they wouldn’t have been able to carry food worth for two months (going there and going back) with them.

Finally, Touka and co would have worried if he had been gone for so long so… sorry but I don’t think Ayato took one month to find the city; it’s more like one week or ten days in my head (but I could be wrong, of course).
And even then, we can’t be exactly sure of what day it was when we saw Ayato investigating the 24th ward (remember the cochlea/rushima arc and how the timelines wer different?).

We’ll see anyway :) Thank you for the nice gesture though, I really appreciate it and you’re definitely right, we never know and I shouldn’t hope so much, just in case.

 Have a nice day Anon!

See just above Anon :)

Hello! And yes, I hope so, since Ayato himself is a good fighter and he has his own squad with him so no matter who he brings back from the 24th ward, it might be enough to face the enemy. 

We’ll see if he really ends up fighting the Oggai though, because there is no guarantee and Sensei might want to hurt Touka just to give more of a tragic turn to the story, but… Now that Kaneki finally acknowledged that he wanted to live and protect Touka, I don’t think the point is to have him lose Touka.

Mutsuki is a wild card though, and that’s without really couting on the Oggai, so it will be tough and we will probably get a few cliffhangers that will make us all worry. Nevertheless I’ll count on Ayato to intervene until he does so or until the following arc ends, haha.

I’m hoping we’ll see some good dynamic between the Kirishima siblings, especially since Touka once said…

…And then she ended up protecting him. The two of them fighting side by side or Ayato protecting Touka a bit would be nice, I hope we get to see something similar to that in this arc. :)

Thanks for passing by and have a nice day!

Hello and sorry Anon, but nope. :) Ayato couldn’t come to the wedding because he’s still deep below in the 24th ward, that’s the reason.

That being said, I agree that he might be the one who will help his sister against the Oggai if he comes back on time, and I’m also a firm believer that both Kaneki and Touka might overcome their parallels to Arata/Hikari and Yoshimura/Ukina so please keep hoping for Touka to be safe!

Have a nice day :)

To Teams RWBY and JNPR, if you were able to swap places with your Spartan!au counterparts for a day, would you take the opportunity? (Asked by shadowalex2000) (awww yis spartan bbies)
  • Ruby, nervously looking up at her towering Spartan counterpart: So have a sniper rifle? But...can it do...
  • Ruby, throws her arm out and extends Crescent Rose into its scythe form: THIS!?!? Also...I don't think I'd be able to handle your job...
  • Spartan!Ruby, with a small laugh and a quick set of claps: No no, my rifle can't do that. Pretty impressive. And that's fine, it isn't for everyone that's for sure. From what I've learned, I wouldn't really want to match up against these Grimm.
  • ~~~~
  • Weiss, looking on in shock, as she eyes her Spartan counterpart from top to bottom:'re...
  • Spartan!Weiss, sadly: Hardly human? Mmhm. I'm not surprised that even ME wouldn't want to be in my position.
  • Weiss, frowns, trying to hold back her fearful look: I'm sorry...about what happened to you. I just couldn't.
  • Spartan!Weiss, nodding, her promethean eye flashing a cold blue: No worries, I understand.
  • ~~~~
  • Blake, with a raised eyebrow: So...that's what the White Fang are in this universe?
  • Spartan!Blake, nodding: Mhhm. Nothing more than people displaced by UNSC wars. Who just want safety and a place they belong, with brothers and sisters they can fight for.
  • Blake, nodding, her eyes closed: I see...I think I could handle a day in your shoes.
  • Spartan!Blake, a small almost unnoticeable smile: Well then, welcome to the UNSC.
  • ~~~~
  • Yang, fawning over herself: You're so huge! How much can you lift? How much ass do you kick on a daily basis? Oh man oh man you're so goddamn cool!!!!
  • Spartan!Yang, with a smug chuckle: Heh, a few tons with ease. If I really put in effort, I can lift a sixty-six metric ton battle tank.
  • Yang, jumping with excitement: I wanna be that so BAAAAAD
  • ~~~~
  • Jaune, after nearly wretching: only have...
  • Spartan!Jaune, with a bittersweet smile: One. Human. Limb. Yup. Both my legs and my left arm were cut off by Sangheili. Took a few plasma rounds to my lightly armored chest, leaving these nasty scars.
  • Jaune, covering his mouth, his eyes trembling: Oh god...
  • Spartan!Jaune, with a laugh: Don't have my right eye either. But. Still wouldn't trade anything for what I have right now.
  • Jaune, shocked: What could possibly be worth continuing onward? In your condition?
  • Spartan!Jaune, stepping up and pointing out to a large group of marines: Them. Every single one was told they wouldn't walk again, or they wouldn't ever be able to fight another day. But because I believed in them, and they believed in me. They got out of those damn infirmary beds and made me proud.
  • Jaune, looking out at the dozens or so of injured marines, his face showing his amazement: Wow...maybe I could live a day in your life...just a day though.
  • Spartan!Jaune, patting himself on the back: You got guts when you need them. That's what matters.
  • ~~~~
  • Nora: Yes.
  • Spartan!Nora, nodding her head smugly: Mhm. You got it. That's the Nora Valkyrie answer alright.
  • ~~~~
  • Ren: You're equipment is amazing.
  • Spartan!Ren, giving a small bow: Thank you, thank you. I do my best to keep my things in their best condition. It's almost therapeutic to maintain your weaponry.
  • Ren, his eyes sparkling: I feel the exact same way, sadly no one else does...
  • Spartan!Ren: Would to go see if any of the armory needs to be repaired?
  • Ren, clenching his fists in a tame excitement: I would very much like to, yes please.

anonymous asked:

About Allura piloting the castle for so long, I just can't stop thinking about how that was definitely Alfor's idea. That guy has no self control, he wouldn't see the problem about letting an 8 year old (or so, or the altean equivalent) piloting a massive gun that also happens to be their home, no big deal at all

knowing allura i feel like she was probably the one who suggested it like “can you teach me how to fly the castle pleaseeeeee” and alfor complied, but didn’t tell her about the weapons he probably just taught her the flying part and was then planning to explain other things to her later on in life i feel like. it’s also worth mentioning that in episode 2 of season 1, after the paladins get REKT by the gladiator, allura says that it was meant for an altean child or something like that so…makes you think
i have also no doubts in my mind that alfor would have probably personally taught allura how to fly a lion if he had lived more that alone makes me cry

tonymorlock  asked:

In regard to the Gold vs Treasure asks, I worry that you are misunderstanding what is wanted. Giving Gold tokens the subtype Treasure wouldn't affect the functionality of either, except to make Gold tokens work with Treasure-matters cards in non-standard formats. Gold doesn't need to work exactly like Treasure for it gain the Treasure subtype, any more than the subtype Beast needs to always be a 3/3 for it to be a Beast.

We don’t like to name things that work similarly but slightly different with the same name. The name Gold is connected to one functionality and Treasure to a different one. Crossing the streams causing more confusion than it is worth.