and this is why i'm up at 3 am

bts and the shit that i've done/said
  • rm: "can you come in? i'm naked."
  • jimin: says "excuse me" after sneezing even though i'm alone
  • taehyung: getting lost in my own house at 6 am
  • yoongi: slept for only 3 hours and managed 12 hours of classes during my junior year
  • jin: "why are you always hungry?" "why are you always looking for someone to put up with you?"
  • jk: asked someone what's the difference of "has" and "have"
  • hobi: screaming whenever i'm really happy or excited
Divide - as heard by me, Tumblr user live-laugh-ed.
  • Eraser: Coke will fuk u up. Don't do the drugs kidz.
  • Castle on the Hill: nostalgia is real. Growing up suckz, let's go watch a sunset dudes.
  • Dive: haha dive... more like dive right into that p*ssy. No really let's have the sex.
  • Shape of You: *gyrates hips into another dimension*
  • Perfect: darling just kiss (kill) me slow. no but really why am I single, where is my "dancing in the dark, barefoot on the grass"?
  • Galway Girl: I've got a huge Doritos & wine boner 4 u.
  • Happier: Man pain x 1000000
  • New Man: Ur new bf is a bleached a**hole
  • Heart Don't Break Around Here: (except mine) Why am I single? part 2.
  • What Do I Know?: Love is good, I think, maybe. who knows? I might be full of sh*t? But I'm sticking with it.
  • How Would You Feel(Paean): um this is getting repetitive but Why am I single? part 3. "How would you feel?" Dead, I feel dead inside.
  • Supermarket Flowers: *whispers softly* pls don't.
  • Barcelona: aye papi, mucho caliente daddy.
  • Bibia Be Ye Ye: *loses shoes* *loses keys* *throws up in cab* is this song about me?
  • Nancy Mulligan: Irish people doing Irish things and falling in Irish love.
  • Save Myself: save my soul from this pain.

Not witchcraft, ~*~MAGIC~*~

I could combine BATIM with SPG for stupid comics all day xD I’ll also stay up until 3 AM making said comics and be exhausted - WORTH IT THOUGH.

edit from the following morning - help im dead inside

Please don’t tag as kin/me - Please don’t repost to other websites - Please don’t remove caption ✮

justareader  asked:

Amrita darling, after hesitating for a little time, I'm asking you for prompts (I should do that again on my blog too when I'll have some time), so I chose : 1. “Are you sure about this?” 2. “Is that your phone or you’re happy to see me?” and 34. “Remind me why I still love you” and oh god that one 'cause I'm sure it would be so fun !! => 66. “Remember Istanbul?”. Thanks sweetie 😘💗

Yes , you should totally do it(when you have the time) . It is pretty fun . 

A/N - I am not sure about this . Tell me what you feel though . Also pls don’t send any prompts for the next 3 days . Thank you . 

”Are you sure about this.”
“Is that your phone or are you happy to see me.”
“Remind me why I still love you.”
“Remember Istanbul.”

Remember Istanbul?”, you ask trying your hardest not to giggle .

“Oh god. Please don’t remind me .” Bucky said putting his hands up .

You were out there on a mission . After successfully completing the mission you returned back to the hotel . You and Bucky stayed in the same room while Steve and Nat in the other . You were getting in on . Bucky deep inside you, fucking you against the wall ,both still clad in your uniforms , when you hear commotion outside . Steve had come knocking on the door , saying that the mission wasn’t complete yet and that they followed us back here . Bucky had to pull out of you and put his pants back on , while he was still super hard , and very close to cumming .

He fought all while with a ruined orgasm and sat through hours of flight just like that . He couldn’t get off . It was pretty painful . And honestly you pitied him . He had to fucking fight like that .

After getting home , you helped him clean him .He hissed every time you touched him down there .

But later you guys had the best sex you have ever had . And since then you thought maybe edging had something to do with it .

And it was stuck in your mind since then . You wanted to try it . Obviously not torture him like that , but just mildly edging before giving in and fucking him the way  he deserves .

“So …I was thinking …” you start .

He hummed continuing to scroll through his phone .

“Like …if you are okay with it …why not..try edging.”, you looked up hopeful .

“Hell no . I am not doing that shit again.” He stood up as he started walking to your room from the living room .

“Bucky!!! Remember the sex we had after . It was amazing . I know you felt amazing.”You said as you followed him .

“Yeah , but I had to suffer for hours.”

“I am not going to torture you for hours obviously . Just edge once , then fuck .”
“I don’t know Y/N .”, he said plopping on to the bed .

“Okay .”, you said and laid beside him .

It wasn’t like Bucky hadn’t thought about it , he too wanted to ask you about it . But he was scared . Scared of losing control  .Scared of getting orders .

He knew you didn’t mean it that way , you would never do anything to remind him of his days at HYDRA .

He trusted you . He loved you . And he trusted you to make him feel good .

That evening he decided to tell you his decision . He wanted to try it .

He came to you in the bathroom as you were washing your face , getting ready for bed .

“Hey Bucky . Looking good.”, you said when you saw him through the mirror.

He laughed at your attempt at flirting even though you have been in a relationship for 2 years .

“You look better doll.” He wrapped his arms around you , and buried his face in your neck , inhaling your scent .

Is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?”, you asked as you felt the outline of his hard cock against your bum through his trousers .

He chuckles and kisses your neck gently . The kisses trailed along your collarbone , and you moaned his name when he bit at your sweet spot .

“You know…I was thinking .” He turned you over so that you were facing him .

You hummed telling him to continue.

“About what we were talking about this morning.”
“Yes . So…I wanted to give it a try .”

“ don’t have to…”
“I want to .” He said confidently .

Are you sure about this?”

You knew why it might be hard for Bucky . You never wanted him to fell like he was conditioned and was being ordered . So you had to be sure that he was doing it because he wants to and not because you want to .

“Yes .Completely.”

You stood on your toes and placed a gentle kiss on his lips before taking his hand in his .

You asked him to get naked and pointed to the bed .

Now both of you naked , Bucky lying in the middle of the bed , you couldn’t help but admire his beauty . A man who has been through so much is still so gentle .You were lucky to have him , and lucky to be loved by him .

You were going to worship him the way he deserves .

You spread his thighs as you settled between them .  You licked a long strip from his frenulum to the tip of his cock and his muscles instantly tightened .

“Relax Bucky .”, you say as you rub your hands on his torso .

He let out a breath he was holding as he nodded .

“I want you to enjoy it . I want you to fell it . I want you to feel my tongue sliding over your cock , my mouth warm around you . Just close your eyes and concentrate on the feeling.”

You take the base of his cock in your hands as you run circles around his slit . He let out small huffs of breath . You pulled down his foreskin as you slowly took his head in your mouth . You lightly sucked at it before cupping his balls .

You massaged them , while slowly bobbing your head very slowly over his tip  .

“Y/N ..”, he moaned when he felt you taking him deeper into your mouth .

“You like that baby.”, you asked looking up to him .

“Hmmm, feels so good .”, he says looking down at you .

You took him as far as you could , moaning around his length as your hand on his balls tightened .

The vibrations from your moan and the pressure on his balls made him jerk up and pushed deeper into you .

“Mmm, baby . You have got to behave . I’ll give you what you want .”

You say , pulling him out your mouth, your saliva dripping from the corners of your mouth , and soaking his dick .

You sat on your knees and took him in your hands . You started stroking him and up and down slowly , increasing your pace every 5 pumps .

“Oh god , just like that baby .”, he moaned .

You could see he was close . He eyebrows were furrowed , concentrating on the feeling in his abdomen , his abs flexing , his hands holding the sheets tight .

Sloppy ,wet sounds , filling the room , making you wetter by the second  .

“Don’t stop , don’t stop , fuck fuck fuu…..”

You removed your hand from his dick and sat back , not letting him cum . His eyes opened in irritation , as his hand reached down to his cock . You took his hands in your hands and put them behind his head , straddling him .

He groaned loudly in frustration.

Remind me why I still love you.” , he said short of breath . You just chuckled .

“Bucky …breath .”, you said firmly .

He squirmed beneath you trying to get some friction from your body .

“Bucky , shhh.”

You say rubbing your hands over his chest trying to calm him down .

His heaving chest came back to normal as he breathing regulated .

“Good boy . So good for me .”

You takes his lips into a kiss . You kiss him softly , and slowly enter your tongue into his mouth before starting to move your hips over his cock .

Your pussy lips lined perfectly against his cock . You juices leaking onto him, making it even more slick .

His put his hands on your hips , guiding your movements . You let him . Your licked the top of his mouth and bit his lip as you aligned yourself over his tip .

You slowly sank onto him , releasing a long moan of his name .

“Hmmmm , feels so good .” He moaned feeling your warmth around him , feeling you clench around him cock disappeared into you .

You put your hands on his chest for support before pulling up and taking him in again . You started bouncing on him , while also grinding , pleasure seeping through your nerves .

“Fuuuck , you feel so good Bucky .”, you moaned out as you fucked him harder , his tip grazing your spot with every thrust .

“You are so tight baby . I can’t last much longer .”He groaned , and his fingers tightened around your waist , definitely leaving marks .

He started matching your rhythm by thrusting into you upwards , hard .
“Y/N…so close.”
“No …hold on a little .” , you said trying to reach your release .

“Y/N…”, he whined .

“Bucky . You will cum only when I say .”
He turned you over in a heartbeat and started thrusting into you like crazy . The hard sound of his balls hitting your ass filled the room , smell of sex and your juices filled your senses , combined with Bucky’s moans and grunts against your ear .

You grabbed his hair tightly as you came .
“Cum.”, you said .

With one last hard thrust he emptied himself inside you completely .

He got off of you , laying next to you .

“You didn’t behave Bucky.”, you say breaking the silence.

“What?? Of course I did.”, he argued.

“No. You turned me over . I will have to teach you a lesson babe .”


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  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: I can't believe they never made a National Treasure 3. They completely set up for it by having Ben Gates look at page 47 of the President's Book. Am I never going to find out what page 47 says? It is rumored that it was supposed to be about the Fountain of Youth, but we can never be sure. Why would they set up for a third movie and then just never make it? How could they do this to their dedicated audience? It has been eight years since the second movie came out and this still haunts me.

So regardless of who season 4 is about, if Even is really involved with the drama (and you KNOW there’s going to be drama), I really want him to be seen avoiding dragging Isak into it. And then Isak is like what up, why can’t I help? and Even is just like baby no you’re too sweet and pure and soft I can’t involve you in this.

And Isak is just.

Idk gives a look into the camera like on the office like Bitch please, I am the QUEEN SNAKE of Norway. I broke up 3 relationships, got the penetrators to fight the Yakuza and can roast someone with three words. 

But he’s not the main so he just smiles and leans back and enjoys the wreckage as an observer for once.

w/out internaI dialogue elliot would be the dullest most boring fucking character can u imagine omfg… I mean think abt the people who interact with him on a daily basis lmfaoiio “hey elliot how u doin” “……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yes” id have him blocked on every social netwrk lmfo

Gryffindor calls Slytherin
  • Slytherin : *ignores ringing phone*
  • Gryffindor : *calls 3 more times*
  • Slytherin : *picks up*
  • Slytherin : are you dying ?
  • Gryffindor : *mockingly* yes ! Why else would I call you ?
  • Slytherin : well, Finally !
  • Slytherin : *hangs up*
  • Ravenclaw : (by text) rude.
  • Ravenclaw : how else am I supposed to know what you're up to ?
  • Slytherin : oh, idk, maybe wait for me to pick up like a normal person ?
  • Ravenclaw : I'm gonna leave you to think about what you just said and why it sounds stupid.

“wE aRe  t̢͏ ̷h̶͠ ̧e̴ ̛̀o ҉̸͏n҉ ̨̀̕ȩ̡͠ ҉s҉́ yOU shOUld bE  f͘͝ea̵͘R͢͢͠i̛N͏G̵̡͡” Okay so, another edit, because  why not, tried to make it really early this morning and well that didn’t work out cause my body gave out on me, so I went on to sleep bout 5 AM in the mornin’ and then woke up at nearly 3 PM in the day. But here’s a Dark + Anti edit I guess



If that wasn’t a hat tip to the Valor/Legion storyline and Mon-El’s hero journey I don’t know what is!!! It’s actually laughable at how antis were bragging/cheering all day yesterday about how “Mon-El is dead” when literally the whole ep was centred on how his hero arc is going to be pivotal in Season 3. 

Speaking of epic, ALL the Kara and Mon-El scenes were breathtaking and all but screamed ENDGAME. I am ready for the angst, and what will be a truly satisfying/legendary reunion. The fluff/team-ups we’re going to get is already making me giddy… 

Season 3 is about to be amped the @$%* up! 


5x12 || 7x11

This is you breaking up with me. Yeah.

See what happens when I forget to sleep… :/
I guess it’s princess Winter Hayle, little ray of sunshine and queen of my heart !

(Idk how to draw and color (is color a real verb ?) so… sorry ?)
(Her eyes, her arms ughhh…)
(It’s so sloppy :/ why am i like this)

anonymous asked:

I was going to boycott Manchester by the sea because of c*sey but I had to usher it for work and I loved the story but it really really annoyed me that he was the main I'm just :/

I thought the story was steaming garbage, to tell you the truth. Anyone can piece together a sad movie by killing off three children and blaming it on the father. If you look up “cheap as fuck narrative techniques” in the dictionary, that’s the first thing that’ll come up. The movie was so interested in how he felt about killing his kids, it nearly pushed Michelle William’s wonderful performance off a cliff. AND HE KILLED HIS KIDS, MY BRO. Why should I feel bad for the dude who did cocaine in his family’s home at 3 AM, keeping his family awake, and then burned the house down? But the movie begs us to sympathize, to humanize him, to make male mistakes better the way that we always fucking have!!! That’s what women are for right!!! In the movie itself, women were just sex objects or nuisances, in preference of stewing in the stunted and repressed relationship between the two men, both of whom could use going to a fucking therapist instead of drinking beers and Not Crying all the damn time. This movie was written by the guy in your MFA. This movie was written by someone who’s never seen a woman as a human being with individual emotions. I don’t want to EVER see another movie so explicitly interested in man pain in my entire life. 

anonymous asked:

i feel like phil's first photo was taken after dan said to him, "nonono, just look up there" because he knew it'd look good and phil indulged him and maybe rolled his eyes a bit before the photo was taken and there's a hint of a font smile in his face. and in the second one he's looking directly at dan and fukccc i can't analyze this bc i can't look at it for longer than 3 seconds without feeling like i'm intruding :(( the fuck :((( why am i so emotional abt two grown men on holidays :(((

you’re so right :( this is definitely exactly what happened and i actually need to lie down and think about it :( fuckkkkkkkkk

  • me: why did i write 3 dear evan hansen fanfics in 24 hours?
  • me 2 me: it's because u love the characters
  • me: tru
  • me 2 me: it's also because of ur constant need for validation
  • me: okay that's tru too

anonymous asked:

a guy called me this morning at 3:22am (after waking me up for the 4th time knowing I had work) and admitted to me in a drunken mindset that he and his friends raped a girl and he posted it on snapchat and facebook. I don't know how I can live with myself, I'm torn inside because when the police find out and they track him they are going to ask why he called me and I am not associated but I am too afraid to tell the police myself and how am I supposed to live with this guilt?

tell the police right now.