and this is why i love this man

NamJin Probably
  • *Somewhere on the rooftop like a cheesy anime confession scene*
  • Jin: so why are we here?
  • Namjoon: There's actually something I've been meaning to say.
  • Namjoon: Jin, I like you. No, I love you.
  • Jin: I feel the same.
  • Namjoon: Really?
  • Jin: Yeah, I love me too.
  • Namjoon: *sheds a tear* You should, you beautiful man.

anonymous asked:

Hey! Hope you are having a lovely day... I know you are not taking any prompts but I've been having a really bad week and well.. I don't know why but the thought of max lord coming back at the DEO as a consultant has been haunting me for a while .. I mean max flirting with Alex, he doesn't know she is dating Maggie and she is there ...

“I told you, we don’t need his help – “

“But we do, Alex. I don’t like the man any more than you do, but he is the foremost expert on this kind of technology, whether we approve of him as a person or – “

“Aw, Director Henshaw, it’s always good to hear a compliment from a man of your disposition.”

Alex tenses at the sound of his voice – but slightly, slightly, so that only J’onn and Maggie notice – and J’onn just rolls his eyes.

“Your expertise doesn’t make it worth my time or energy to go so far as to compliment you, Mr. Lord,” J’onn deadpans, and Alex smirks and turns around, just as Maxwell Lord is stepping into her space.

Close into her space.

“Agent Danvers. As mysteriously beautiful as ever. I like what you’re doing with your hair; it’s less straight now, are you using new products?”

Winn snorts without turning from his computer console and Maggie shares a silent smirk with him.

“The only new product I’m interested in discussing with you is this weapon. That’s all, Max.”

“You mean to tell me you didn’t call me here because you missed me? Shame, Agent Danvers. Shame. But we’ll get there.”

J’onn glances at Maggie and her eyes are tense, her eyes are alert, but this is Alex Danvers, and Alex Danvers can take care of herself, and she swears to herself that she’ll respect that.

But that doesn’t mean she can’t put her body between his and Alex’s, because she knows Alex, and she knows her face is blank and her eyes are sarcasm and wit, but she knows her skin is crawling.

“Maggie Sawyer, NCPD Science Division,” she steps forward and puts out her hand.

Max’s eyes sweep her body briefly, and Alex can’t tell whether he’s checking her out sexually or cataloguing all her body language for a psychological profile. She hates it either way.

“I see I’m not the only local assistance you’re bringing in. Good for you, Director Henshaw: pride costs us more than hunger, or in this case, annihilation.”

Alex rolls her eyes and strides abruptly toward the lab.

“This way.”

He follows, and Maggie watches, Maggie helps, Maggie observes, as – when he actually focuses on the science – Alex and Max work well together.

Maxwell Lord is a world-renowned genius: a stirring of pride swells in Maggie’s chest that her girlfriend not only keeps up with him easily, but outpaces him, surprises him, comes up with things that make his eyebrows rise in surprised delight.

But anger also boils in her blood, because in the moments when Alex is bent over a microscope and he moves to see next, he stands way too close to her body. His eyes trickle down her neckline, and Maggie sees Alex tense in a way the supposed genius doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care about.

His off-handed comments about her missing him, about her missing them, even though Maggie knows – and Alex knows, and hell, even Max knows – there was never a them, build and build and build.

And Maggie swore she wouldn’t be possessive; swore she would let Alex fight her own battles; but as the afternoon draws on, Alex is looking more and more exhausted, more and more frustrated, more and more resigned to having to put up with his incessant flirting until they’re through with his knowledge.

But those days – the days of Alex having to push down her feelings – are over.

So Maggie takes a deep breath and Maggie passes behind Alex and slips her hand from her waist across the small of her back. Alex knows her touch, knows her hands, knows her gentleness, even while staring hard into a microscope lens, and she smiles.

It’s that smile that lets Maggie know that Alex is comfortable, that Alex is ready, that Alex has nothing to hide.

“Babe, have you thought about asking Supergirl to call Star Labs? Because we were talking about it, just randomly, and I think I remember her saying something about a cold gun, and I’m thinking we could adapt some of the principles to – “

“Oh my god, Mags, you’re a genius,” Alex splutters, and blows past Max to get to Maggie, to frame her face with her hands, and kiss her full on the mouth.

Max blinks and he stares and he grimaces.

“So that’s why we never got anywhere, Agent Danvers: you – “

“No. No no no, stop right there, Max. We never got anywhere because you’re a pretentious, selfish asshole. Also, I’m a lesbian. The things are completely unrelated.”

Maggie smirks and Max blinks rapidly and Alex nearly pats her own self on the back.

One of the agents assigned to keeping an eye on Max smirks while the other lets out a soft sigh as he passes his grinning colleague a crisp fifty dollar bill.

“Told you Agent Danvers would snap first. You owe Director Henshaw a twenty, too.”

anonymous asked:

aww man if youre still looking for prompts, i would love to see the first chapter of if we bite from nursey's point of view? like, what exactly was he thinking when he brought up blowjobs to dex etc? that would be amazing!

DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE THIS PROMPT. BC I LOVE THIS PROMPT.

He’s not sure why he says it.

It might be the stress, or the way that studying Shakespeare makes him think about sex more than usual, or the fact that he’s scatterbrained and tired and that makes him lose his filter, but–

“God,” Nursey mumbles, mostly into Dex’s bedspread. “I’m so tense right now. I just need to suck a dick, you know?”

Dex chokes on his Red Bull and starts coughing, bending over his desk. He’s totally red, and Nursey’s not sure if it’s from what he said or the fact that he can’t breathe, but he snickers as he gets up and smacks him on the back a few times. “Jesus, Poindexter,” he laughs. “Chill.”

You chill,” Dex chokes out. “What the shit, man, you can’t just say that.”

Nursey blinks at him, all innocence, just to be a dick. He and Dex are friends now, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like riling him up. “Say what?”

Dex rolls his eyes, then puts on his Derek Voice, which he usually reserves for terrible reenactments of stories where Nursey’s done something embarrassing. “‘I just need to suck a dick,’ bro? Really?”

Satisfied that Dex is breathing again, since he’s chirping, Nursey flops back onto Dex’s bed. “Hey, we’ve all got our stress relief.”

Dex’s cheeks go pink. Nursey refuses to find this attractive. “Yeah, but like…Don’t you mean, uh, have someone suck yours?”

Oh. That’s what this is about. Nursey raises an eyebrow at him pointedly. “No,” he says. “I said what I meant.”

Dex flushes redder, mutters something about how he doesn’t think that could be relaxing, and Nursey snorts, chirps him gently. They go back and forth like that a bit, Dex getting redder and redder but still asking, not dropping it, and finally, Nursey gives up. “You really wanna know?”

Dex’s throat works as he swallows, and he shrugs. “Good to know how your d-man ticks, right?”

There’s something under his words that Nursey can’t really place, and the room feels warmer than it did before, the weird tension that’s always hovered between them thicker, tighter. Nursey licks his lips and closes his book. “Yeah, okay.” He sits up, hesitating slightly as he thinks through what he wants to say. He knows how he feels when he’s going down on someone, but he’s never had to put into words to another person before.

The closest he’s ever come is putting it on paper, but even that has just been snippets of sensation, and those poems have never seen the light of day.

“I guess it’s about turning my brain off,” he says slowly, carefully. “Y’know, you’ve just got an objective that you’re going for, and you don’t have to think about it. And it’s a lot of sensation, so there’s that, too.” He smiles, thinking a little absently of his favorite parts. “Hard to think too much when your mouth is full and someone’s got their hands in your hair and–”

“Okay, I get it,” Dex says quickly, cutting him off.

Nursey grins. “What,” he teases. “C’mon, you don’t get the same thing eating pussy?”

He knows Dex has had at least one long-term girlfriend, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he’s done oral–he hopes he has, at least, Jesus, he’s an asshole but he should at least be a gentleman in bed–but Dex flushes again. “Not exactly,” he says. “I was definitely still, uh, thinking.”

Huh. Nursey shrugs. “Maybe it’s just my thing, then.” Dex still looks uncomfortable, though, and honestly, he sort of is, too–this is more than they’ve ever talked about sex, just the two of them, and it’s sort of weird. And not just because the way Dex keeps looking at him when he talks is making him half-hard in his jeans. He’s grateful for the notebooks in his lap. He changes the subject to something safer. “I mean, it’s no Finer Arts of Maplewood Sanding, but–”

The tension breaks as Dex rolls his eyes. “I swear to God, bro–”

They manage another hour or so of work before Nursey has to give up again, too stressed and annoyed with his essay to keep trying to make his points flow together the way he wants them to. He closes his laptop and gets up. Dex asks if he wants to get dinner, but Nursey turns him gently down–he’s too jittery to eat, and he needs something to calm him down before he can do anything else. He’ll text Lardo first, see if he can get a joint off her; if not, he’ll try one of Sadie’s art friends–

“Or,” Dex blurts out, as Nursey’s halfway out the door.

Nursey stops. Slowly, hesitantly, he turns. Dex is staring at him, upright and rigid in his desk chair, looking a little bit like he’s not sure saying something was a good idea, but like he still has more to say. Nursey raises his eyebrows. “Uh,” he says. “Or what?”

Dex stares at him for another moment, deer-in-the-headlights, and then he seems to force himself to relax, leaning back in his chair, all casual. “I mean,” he says, letting his legs fall open slightly. Nursey does not let his gaze flicker down. He doesn’t. “I’ve got a dick?”

Nursey’s brain does the thought equivalent of a record scratch. He stares. His brain plays the Mac OXS startup music. Chimes. He stares. Dex looks back.

“Are you fucking with me right now,” he says finally, “or are you serious?”

“Serious?” Dex says. It sounds like he’s guessing. Nursey frowns at him, and Dex flushes, backpedaling, talking quickly. “I mean, y’know. Giving blowjobs relaxes you. Getting blowjobs relaxes me. Seems like a win-win?”

He’s rambling by the end, and all Nursey can do is keep staring at him, his mouth open slightly. He blinks a little, and swallows. “I thought you were straight,” he says.

Dex shrugs his shoulders. “Maybe,” he says, and Nursey thinks, wildly, maybe???, but then Dex gestures at Nursey, encompassing his whole body, which…what? “But I’m not fucking blind.”

And it’s Nursey’s turn to flush a little, his cheeks warming. Because he’s used to compliments, yeah, used to people looking at him, but for some reason it feels different, coming from Dex. He’s not really sure why. Not really sure he wants to think about why.

He takes a breath. “If you’re fucking with me, this is a seriously dick move, even for you,” he says. “Like, grade-A asshole move. You know that, right?”

Dex nods, raising his hands, as if in surrender. “Genuine fucking offer, I swear.”

Offer. Like he’s doing Nursey a favor, letting him suck his dick. Like it’s a nice thing to do, letting Nursey get his mouth on him, see what he tastes like, feels like, see if he flushes all the way down his body when he’s turned on–

Fuck. He’s really going to do this. Nursey schools his face to calm. “Yeah, alright,” he says easily, smiling, and closing the door properly. “Chill.”

Dex looks almost as startled as Nursey feels, and for a second, Nursey thinks he is going to pull a “just kidding!”, but he doesn’t. He lets Nursey chirp him about the fact that he and his suitemates are computer nerds who never get laid. He takes off his jeans. They talk about condoms and STIs, because assholes or not, they’re not idiots.

And then Dex is sitting down on the edge of his bed in his boxers and t-shirt, his cheeks flushed, the outline of a semi visible through the thin cotton of his underwear, his eyes fixed on Nursey. Nursey watches his throat move as he swallows. “You wanna?”

He pats the bed next to him, clearly expecting Nursey to blow him from there, and Nursey hesitates. That’s the piece of this that he didn’t mention, but that’s okay. Dex’ll figure it out soon enough.

“Nope,” he says. Nursey smiles, making sure he holds Dex’s gaze, steady and unbreaking, and, slowly, he sinks to his knees.

8

Character Aesthetic: Stan Pines

“Everything I’ve worked for–everything I care about–it’s all for this family!”

anonymous asked:

Why does someone who simply wanted to do her job over a man a bad thing? Isn't that what people have been asking for in movie relationships? And I mean, even though she loved her job so much she still helped him in the end so I don't get all the hate for Tina. #MoreLove4Tina

#ProtectTinaGoldstein

I know what you mean - if she just followed after Newt like a guppy they’d complain that she’s “boring” or “a weak female character” like make your mind up.

Tina, I feel, has some of the best subtle development in FBAWTFT and I can’t wait to see how she continues to develop in the future movies!

Originally posted by hardyness

sugar--thief  asked:

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.' Why did the farmer give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!”

I LIVE FOR DAD JOKES

Ok, so let me tell y’all a little something about Rafinha AlcantaraThis man is a legend; he saved Barca today along with Neymar, Ter Stegen, and Messi. He literally broke the Barca curse that has been on us since PSG vs. FCB. I’ll say this a million times, but Luis Enrique really needs to make Rafinha starter. Why? You ask, because he is one of best, if not the best midfielder we have. Every single time Rafinha gets to play whether as a starter or sub he goes out there creating opportunities for Barca to score goals and make great passes. Rafinha is a key player! Notice how the whole atmosphere changes for Barcelona when he plays vs. when he doesn’t play. He and Neymar work incredibly well together, Raf assisting Ney or Ney assisting Raf. Don’t ever doubt the Brazilian Boys of Barca. Today is just proof of how important Rafinha is to Barcelona, everyone was truly happy, the look of relief on the teams face because the impossible was suddenly possible. I keep seeing so many people hate on him for no reason, sure these last few matches he’s been injured and wearing the mask. Raf gave his all, even though it was difficult for him to see and play the last few games, I mean you get out there in midfield and play a whole 90+ mins with a big shield on your face and then complain about plays and passes. I really hope Lucho will help cultivate the talent Raf has, imagine if he really had a good coach and training, Barca would be on fire again. Yes, he isn’t Xavi, but the truth is he doesn’t need to be, he is Rafinha for a reason. Do I think he can reach the same level? Heck yeah I do. It all comes down to opportunities and good coaching, and the man has the passion to do it. Don’t ever say “we need to get rid of Rafinha,”or that “Rafinha does nothing for Barcelona” again. Y’all need to wake up and appreciate him before he leaves Barca behind and plays for a team that will put him on another level.

I completely understand why people are upset about the way Clarke has done things but imagine being an 18 (19?) year old girl and having to make decisions for the entire human race, she’s been a leader since day 1 and all she’s ever tried to do is protect her people. Honestly, although they try to make her character seem unlikable, I love her so much and my baby deserves to smile. She’s still just a child man.

one of my students wears mismatched sneakers every day, and when i asked him why he shrugged and said, “i don’t like matching shoes.” idk man, i just love the idea of his mom going, “screw it. i don’t care. my kid climbs on tables, his shoes are not a priority.”

anonymous asked:

So Jungkook are Jimin are dating and both are gays they kissed its obvious

Wow , you really love assuming things on appearances lol A MAN CAN KISS A MAN ON THE CHEEK JUST LIKE A GIRL CAN KISS ANOTHER GIRL ON THE CHEEK , WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THEY’RE GAY …? SERIOUSLY 😩Shippers and fans are delusionnal sometimes and I feel like These comments might make Jungkook and jimin extremely uncomfortable. Not because you called them gay , but because you assume things without knowing them.Bts have that strong brotherhood and I don’t believe in those conspiracies that fans like to invent because they enjoy shipping their “oppas” together lol tbh I cringe whenever ppl take ships within bts seriously 😧 BTS are not romantically involved lol all of these ships are a fantasy ,so STAHP trying. I may love all of jungkook’s ships within bts , but I only consider them as brotherhoods ! Anyways ,you’re free to fantasize about what you want, but pls don’t go overboard with this kind of thing in BTS’ comments sections. Jungkook is learning english, he might feel extremely uncomfortable to see comments like these…

dylanlarkin  asked:

top five skinner moments !

ok this is probably gonna be a lil incoherent bc my memory sucks so pls bear with me lmao

  1. his part of “kids ask the canes: what’s your favorite doughnut” like.. what kinda sunshine personified bullshit… instant mood booster tbh (he’s the last one who answers. i’ve literally watched this 300 times)
  2. the classic “jeff skinner spins to avoid a hit”
  3. the christmas video where he desperately doesn’t wanna say why he’d get stalberg a hat. like. i die. i have the link saved in a folder called “feel better.” it’s the only thing in there.
  4. this vid is literally.. 7 years old… he’s a rookie.. but he’s getting chirped during an interview and he’s just so smiley like Classic Jeff™️
  5. this isn’t a single moment but like.. the sunshine smile, man. it’s sappy as hell but every smile is So Good

basically… i love him a lot lmao

ok i maybe dont really ship bughead but i love juggy so much that if he is happy then i am happy hes still figuring out his sexuality and i am there for it i would love to see an asexual jughead be portrayed at some point because there is such a lack of asexual representation in media today, but aces can still fall in love and harbour romantic and platonic feelings and you know what i just really love jughead ok

Glory Days sentence starters
  • "Heard he in love with some other chick."
  • "That hurt me, I'll admit."
  • "Forget that boy, I'm over it."
  • "I hope she gettin' better sex. Hope she ain't fakin' it like I did."
  • "Took four long years to call it quits."
  • "Guess I should say thank you."
  • "Ain't sure I loved you anyway."
  • "You're really quite the man."
  • "You made my heart break and that made me who I am."
  • "I swear you'll never bring me down."
  • "I deleted all your pics then blocked your number from my phone."
  • "You ain't getting this love no more."
  • "I feel like for the first time I am not faking."
  • "Don't you keep it all to yourself."
  • "Just a touch of your love is enough to knock me off of my feet all week."
  • "Why you making me wait so long?"
  • "I promise to keep this a secret, I'll never tell."
  • "I know that this could be something real."
  • "All damn night I was here waiting."
  • "I know you were with her, I know that you kissed her."
  • "I was so mad, had my break-up speech ready."
  • "You're dirty, disgusting, but I can't get enough of your loving."
  • "Boy, I hate you, really hate you."
  • "My mama said I shouldn't date you."
  • "You're cheatin', you're lyin', I know that you're hiding."
  • "Why am I such a fool when it comes to you?"
  • "All my friends say I'm a sucker."
  • "I wish you were dead 'til you take me to bed."
  • "You lead on my love."
  • "Oh, them brown eyes and that body..."
  • "I'll get my revenge, take my key to your Benz."
  • "Then you smile, that's my killer."
  • "We broke up, we're better off as friends."
  • "We broke up... Now I accidentally need you, I don't know what to do."
  • "I messed around and got caught up with you."
  • "I don't know how long I can wait."
  • "This could be my greatest mistake."
  • "We had a good run."
  • "We messed around and had some good fun."
  • "Guess it turns out I lost a good one."
  • "I accidentally know that you're in love with me, too."
  • "So can we try again?"
  • "We're official, more than friends."
  • "Is that what you call flirtin'?"
  • "When you wanna start growin' up, we can maybe fall in love."
  • "I need a man who can act like a man."
  • "Everybody warned me."
  • "But you're kinda hot, so I thought, why not?"
  • "I need a man."
  • "I'm tasty, delicious, I'm rough around the edges."
  • "My mind is obsessive, my flex is aggressive."
  • "Glad I didn't listen to my teachers."
  • "I don't mind offending, I ain't 'bout pretending."
  • "Them haters be hating, my fashion be trending."
  • "Get down and dirty."
  • "I don't ask the mirror, I know I'm the fairest."
  • "They wanna know who I'm sneakin' into my place, they don't need to know, no one's business how I play."
  • "Baby, you're the man, but I got the power."
  • "You make rain, but I'll make it shower."
  • "You should know, I'm the one who's in control."
  • "I got the power."
  • "Got you thinking that I'm all innocent, but wait 'till I get you home."
  • "If I ain't got nothin', least I got you."
  • "Come and kiss me like the first time."
  • "Let's pack up and run away, just me and you."
  • "There ain't no heartache you can't undo."
  • "You're the one that I need."
  • "Take my hand baby, please."
  • "I'm alive, if living's just a beating heart."
  • "We won't admit we've taken it too far."
  • "I know it's love cause I will always be the first to start making up excuses when it hurts."
  • "I'm alone again and all I want is to feel again."
  • "There's nobody like you."
  • "I'm screaming "I don't want you" but you know that I do."
  • "I only like myself when I'm with you."
  • "I'm alone again."
  • "All you left me with was scars."
  • "I keep trying to put this behind me."
  • "I still wanna know who's taking you home."
  • "For tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it."
  • "No more sad songs."
  • "Don't care where I go, just can't be alone."
  • "They'll never know me like you used to know me."
  • "I will only hurt myself, tryna hurt you."
  • "You got my adrenaline pumping when you stand so close."
  • "You had me at hello."
  • "You're the only one that's taking me home."
  • "If you want to touch it then baby you should."
  • "You got my permission to do what you like."
  • "No matter what the deal, babe, you know that I'll be there."
  • "We've come so far, baby."
  • "Nothing else matters like us."
  • "I don't wanna fight, not tonight."
  • "I don't really care about nothing else."
  • "I told you don't let me down, I know you never did."
  • "Look at us now, still you and me."
  • "I don't want nobody else."
  • "I got you all to myself."
  • "I give it all to you, so baby don't let me down."
  • "We got it all, babe, right where we want it to be."
  • "My leather jacket smells like your aftershave."
  • "All I wanna do is get your hands up on my booty."
  • "The thought of you is driving me wild."
  • "I love, love, love making love to you."
  • "You don't get these kisses for free."
  • "Don't make it worse lying to me."
  • "You'll be sleeping in the bed alone."
  • "Little boy, you better run along."
  • "I ain't playing games no more.
  • "Get your story straight."
  • "I won't forgive you for your mistakes."
  • "Don't try to turn this 'round boy, it's too late."
  • "Go 'head, boy, live your dream, don't come crawling back to me."
  • "I've got two sides of me, boy; the one you want your mother to meet and the one that's a freak."

zangeitis  asked:

omg this blog is 10/10 derp |||||||||||||||||| I LOVE IT

Awwwwwwhhhh, thanks partner, I really love this blog too because this blog is natural and doesn’t pretend to be a other thing, I really love to answer asks because this blog make my days, even the bad mistakes of the life I have.

But isn’t only for derps and bullshits I have done this… and I must say something important about this

My character have the same nature than me in the real life, this is why I’m really proud of some people, they love the engie-bee even the bads things he does, the world isn’t perfect and this is why the engie-bee are like a perverse man, shameless and a bit silly.

He give too a message when he is acting “weird”, it’s the fact some people think others are anormals because they are differents, the society are like this now and it’s not acceptable to see again people who’s have problem for their differences and this is why too, the engie-bee is like this.

I want from people to understand that because it’s important to my eyes, I had a lot of problem in my whole life because I was different and others people in the world too.

The engie-bee is funny, imperfect, friendly, shameless, pretty cool, silly, gay, small, frail and strong in the same time and maybe more but the first fact you must know on him, it’s he give morality for one good reason, make people thinking about the society.

After you’ll ask what Faust represent, it’s simple, you have never tought why he kill people and his friends for no reason ? it’s because he is …. very depressive and lost, he take his psychopathy the only reason to clear all in his head and feel free.

When you hurt someone, he will have a injury  and he won’t forget and be more disgusted of the guy who have done this to him, but if a lot of people do it a lot of time, he will be disgusted of everything, the peoples, the society and the life.

He look like normal, but he isn’t and he need help, but he will never ask for and day after day he will lose his colour and happiness.

These guys are considered like abnormal too, but anybody are abnormal, they only need help, this is why it’s important to go to them, give them the happiness they have ever had.

Sorry if I go out of the subject, but it was something important I wanted to say a long time ago.

Well, it’s all I wanted to say, and remmember, I love you all and don’t be shy, talk with me, I’m always open.

alexxphoenix42  asked:

Heeey, talking about Irene - do you think her character is bisexual even if she doesn't identify that way exactly in canon? Does it matter?

Thanks for asking! In Doyle, I don’t see any indication she likes women sexually. She’s running from a bad relationship with a man to a good relationship with a man (not Sherlock!), and if she ever is interested in women, it’s not mentioned. Not sure why it would be, though, and her being an “adventuress” who goes around sitting on princes’ laps at parties – she’s definitely no prude. I’d have no problem with canon!Irene being bisexual, though I don’t see the canon proof myself.

BBC, we have to go the other direction! Canonically she’s a lesbian. That’s how I read the Battersea scene, anyway (it’s so lovely…) : she primarily loves women, but that doesn’t keep her from being attracted to Sherlock. I suppose it comes down to how you read John’s character. Do we think she’s saying he’s primarily straight but with Sherlock as an exception? Or do we think she’s saying he’s bisexual choosing for whatever reason to live as a straight man? (What Mary says about Sholto, and the way he flirts with Major Barrymore pretty much the same way he does with Anthea, makes me think sexual/romantic attraction to men –and acting on it– isn’t a one-time thing for John.) This matters for Irene because she’s drawing a clear, explicit analogy between herself and John. However John as a straight-presenting man can love Sherlock, Irene as a lesbian-presenting woman loves him the same way.

Plus there’s the fact that she has sex with men regularly for her job. She chooses to. So it’s not repulsive or even unpleasant to her, I don’t think. Which doesn’t mean those relationships are sexual, but she does seem to get … something out of it, beyond the power. She likes her work. I don’t think she’s sexually attracted to men as men, but she’s certainly capable of getting off on something beyond gender. Intelligence? The power dynamic?

Bottom line: the way I read BBC canon, bisexual isn’t quite the right word for her. Maybe lesbian and (pansexual? sapiosexual?) at the same time, along different tracks at the same time? Something like that. But the more important point I take from her as this: just because someone identifies as primarily _______ (gay, straight, bisexual, whatever), doesn’t mean that will predict how they’re attracted in every circumstance. There are always exceptions, because sex –and life– is messy.

Positive WTF???

Lazypapyrus: No no no no…. Why I am doind this…. *Tears roll down*

Harley Sans: *Suprise* HEY BROTH-… Why are you crying?

Lazypapyrus: *Show his P Test and Sob*

Harley Sans: *legasp* …. 

Harley Sans: *Tears roll down* Y-Your…. P Test…. i-is…. positive….

Lazypapyrus: *Sob* (///^///) *im hugging with my brother*

Harley Sans: Shhh…. Don’t Cry brother…. Im here for you…. That’s enough ok??? *He smiled me a little*

Lazypapyrus: I Love you Brother!!! *Still Hugging*

Harley Sans: I Love you too! Brother!!!! *Big Smile*

Uhh… erm…. Ok Guys I’m Positive ok…. Harley sans is not my Husband ok! (Harley Sans: Yup *Thumb Up*) Well… yeah…. that’s All! (OwO)

Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that. Greg is a man who sees an opportunity and puts it into action. God I love this continuity.

Ah nah, I was just giving Lapis a hard time. I can’t say that she’s totally innocent, but her actions came from a place of misunderstanding, confusion, and hurt, and I can understand why she did what she did.

@darksoul2727

Right - how far up the chain of command did she go? Is she bringing a small military faction? More pencil pushers? Her supervisor? How many gems does she have with her? One or two, or a good dozen or more? It’s certainly worth worrying about.

@thearcalian