and this is what happen

Since November, more than two dozen women - of all ages, but mostly in their twenties - had approached me in restaurants, theaters, and stores to apologize for not voting or for not doing more to help my campaign. I responded with forced smiles and tight nods. On one occasion, an older woman dragged her adult daughter over by the arm to come talk to me and ordered her to apologize for not voting - which she did, head bowed in contrition. I wanted to stare right in her eyes and say ‘You didn’t vote? How could you note vote?! You abdicated your responsibility as a citizen at the worst possible time! And now you want *me* to make *you* feel better?’ Of course I didn’t say any of that.
These people were looking for absolution that I just couldn’t give. We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions.

Hillary Rodham Clinton, “What Happened”

Okay! But biggest thing that nobody’s talking about in WKM!

What

The

Fuck

Happened

Last

Night

!?!?

I feel like I’m the only one who really wants to know!

cursed plant pathology item #452435

ok i was gonna put this in the queue but im crying lmao 

so in plant pathology lab today our class is like, a total of 4 people + the teacher so we were just kind of chilling and talking about plants when the professor brings up the locker of plant specimens in the back of the lab that he inherited when the old plant path professor retired. we were like o cool ok and hes like yeah idk what half that stuff is but yall can see if you want and i was rummaging through it and stuff and then

?????????????????????????

introducing: bottle of ???????????

features:

-unlabelled except for the phosphate solution and what appears to be some names etched into it on the front

-bottle appears to be repurposed from…..something and is super heavy

-top sealed with aged scotch tape, felt phosphate solution leaking on my hands after holding it for a while

-plant inside is skeletal and translucent white, yet perfectly preserved

-the roots are….what im assuming this was preserved for because it’s the full system carefully attended to with strange knots on them that kiiiinnnddd of look like a fungus or something??

-not a TRACE of chlorophyll in the leaves 

-or anywhere on the plant

-like seriously part of me is inclined to think that someone found an albino plant, which does happen but is extremely rare; albino plants have a defect with chlorophyll and cant produce it and therefore die very quickly but like…..maybe its been treated???

-plant path professor has no idea

conclusion: cursed botanical object spotted

7

what should’ve happened after s3 

(don’t repost)

Jack: Reads theories, furiously takes notes - “Oh that sounds cool lol let’s just put that in a video with Anti and see what they do with it, we have no plot yet, Robin go!" 

 Mark: Reads fanfictions, fan theories, furiously disagrees "I can make this even better!” WRITES WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER AND LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKIN MANIAC “IM GONNA MAKE THEM CRY AH YES THIS IS-” SMACKS LIPS  

Jasper in ¾ of the new episode: what the frick frack diddly dack doggone heck are you doin here my fresh coolcat amigo pal chum friend? it sure is wicked cool beans to have you hangin the chill out with me on this groovy gnarly spooktastic islandtopia

Jasper in that remaining ¼: I am cursed to be confined to this island for the rest of time. Well, that is until my physical body can find peace in the living realm.

“Will you be alright?”
“Yeah. You?”
“If you write to me.”
“You know I will.”
“Bye, Harry.”
“Bye.”

When she looked over her shoulder, Harry was still there. And he waited to see the train leaving one last time for Ginny.