and this is just the funny parts

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could help me. I'm graduating this year and I need a yearbook quote and I think I want it to be something from P&R (or Amy Poehler). Do you have any suggestions?

this is a really nice idea!! i think it depends on what you’re going for. i misread this and assumed you wanted leslie quotes, so anything that doesnt have a name next to it is her.

 if you want sincere quotes, you might do one of these:

  • “winning is every girl’s dream, but it’s my destiny. and my dream” 
  • “we have to remember whats important in life: friends waffles work. or waffles friends work. doesn’t matter, but work it third” 
  • “No one achieves anything alone.”
  • “ In times of stress or moments of transition sometimes it can feel like the whole world is closing in on you. When that happens, You should close your eyes, take a deep breath, listen to the people who love you, when they give you advice, and remember what really matters.”
  • (ron) “never half ass two things. whole ass one thing” (obv dont use this if swearing isnt allowed lol) 
  • (andy) “If you want something badly, you just gotta believe it’s gonna work out.”
  • (jerry) “You know, there are no guarantees in this world. As long as the people I love are a part of my life, I will be just fine.”

if you want funny quotes, you might do one of these:

  • “math is worthless. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need”
  • “i have the most valuable currency in america. a blind, stubborn belief that what im doing is 100% correct”
  • “Sometimes when you make an omelet you’ve gotta break a few eggs. What’s the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world?”
  • “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
  • (tom)  “Sometimes you gotta work a little… So you can ball a lot”
  • (andy) I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”

amy poehler quotes you might like:

  • “The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don’t have, the happier you will be.”
  • “i believe great people do things before they are ready”
  • “its easier to be brave when you are not alone”

hope some of these help!!! i’d love to know what you end up using :)


aflame (frank castle)

(gif source)

@caryled requested this! in her own words, it’s “a long description of how kissing frank feels like. Maybe it could be the reader’s first kiss? And she hasn’t told Frank it is, but he kinda suspects that’s the case. So he kisses her slowly and passionately, just…enjoying the feeling of kissing and touching her and feeling her mouth, and how intimate it is to be so physically close to her.”

tagslist: @doct0rstrange, @kurtwxgners, @cityofinfinity, @fxcastle, @twinklyhood, and probably a lot of others that i’m forgetting (oh jee!!)

warnings: this piece is entirely centered around descriptions of pda and physicality; it’s not nsfw but it is all about kissy times, so if that’s on your list of squicks, maybe steer clear! other than that, this one’s good to go!

There’s a stillness in the air, and Frank smiles, looking down at his girl. His girl. What a funny thing to think- someone who is his. He puts his calloused palm on her cheek, thumb skirting over her cheekbone, just under her eye, his long fingers spanning behind the curvature of her jaw and graze the spot below her ear.

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atrashylifeforme  asked:

Hi love. You are amazing. How do you stay happy all the time?

for me, i surround myself with everything that i love! whether it be videos or music or food or my friends and family. whenever i get into down moments, i find that going for a walk or a drive helps clear my head.

i give myself rewards too, as weird as that sounds. like if i’m stressed about a project coming up, once i finish it or finish a good part of it, i always reward myself with watching a funny youtube video and making some food.

how i keep myself happy is more trying to keep others happy. if i can make even one person smile, then that helps my mood a lot too. i resort to memes a lot too, funny enough. i was in a down mood and a friend or mine and i just spammed memes to each other and it helped cheer me right up.

if you’re ever feeling down, don’t be afraid to reach out to someone or reach out to the things that you adore most. 💛

Leo Sid Giles Ask - Part Two (Sid)

Anonymous asked:

I’m a member of a midnight cinderella group and I’ve noticed Leo, Sid, and Giles aren’t that popular. And usually people forget that Leo has knight training too and it was shown in his route he could still go toe to toe against Alyn. Why do people think he’s just a funny flirty guy? He’s super smart too! Sorry in the group they asked which suitor would be best to be stuck with in case they’re lost somewhere and no one chose Leo coz they said the others have better survival skills. Poor Leo :(

Also in Louis’ route, Sid seemed more malicious. I mean isn’t he nobility still, being a Grandier and all. Yet they just seem to treat him like some lowlife and Alyn even threatened to throw him out. Even the princess thinks he’s a lowlife. Poor Sid, now I realize why not a lot of people like him. If you don’t play his route first, he just seems like an awful guy lol. Sid seemed more lighthearted towards Louis in his route. Louis is just way easy to set off in his route lol


* Quotes provided are not 100% verbatim

Main popularity section can be found in part one Leo 



The main issue for some:

Lack of personal space, respect.

Yes. He’s pretty much in your face from the get go. But that is part of who he is and sets him apart from the other suitors.  Doesn’t excuse it of course but, it is what makes him stand out. 

“I ain’t interested in someone with so little sex appeal”

Ah, yes. that line. I admit I twitched. This line depending on who you are, your personality, past… will determine how you react to that. For myself, I was annoyed, but I was fiercely determined to make him eat those words. (And I did).

But I also feel like he was also doing his best to keep you at arm’s length, even if he had to do it that way. He knew what kind of info he was digging up in his past and well… guys don’t always make the best decisions even if they think it’s the best way.

(a little side note… .. people think Sid is bad in this route….. wait til they see his 100DP. But again. He’s doing it for reasons he can’t tell you.)

I really actually get annoyed with the Sid bashing… cause man…. he’s gruff, he’s got a mouth, he’s a little shit sometimes, but


He knows when you need to cry and he knows when all you need is for him to hold you. And dammit… sometimes that sassy mouth is something you need to kick your ass into gear ( like me).

*ahem* Moving on….. >.>

Louis Howard

The perfect ship ….. okay yes the perfect ship. ( tangent done)

Seriously speaking anon-chan, Sid is kind of like that character that’s there to make you think they’re the real issue. But also, for those new to Sid’s Route…. yes it totally looks that way. But…. we have the pieces from both Louis and Sid’s routes and/or Ever After that Sid, does what he does for a reason.

“I needed to make sure he could still act like a real person.” - Sid (about why he’s so confrontational with Louis, Queen’s Reign Event and Louis EA)

So yea, Sid isn’t the douche everyone thinks he is. He genuinely cares for Louis. Shipping jokes aside, he really honestly wants to make sure he’s okay. He even does so in Louis’s main route by helping you sneak into Stein castle (Honey). Holding off Albert even. Just to ensure Louis is safe.

Louis is known to do the same in Sid’s route too, anon-chan. He definitely was more lighthearted with Louis in his. I agree. Like Sid, however, Louis does his part to protect Sid in Sid’s sugar. Alyn really couldn’t have explained it any better between these two.

“They sort of have this weird Love/Hate relationship.”  - Alyn Crawford ( Sid’s route, main)

which brings me to - 

Alyn threatening him

The man is Giles’s info source. He was in a public setting. It’s not hidden knowledge that Sid does things for the palace but because of where they are and in front of nobles no less, Alyn had to make it look legit. So I fully believe Alyn was playing along, to make it look as thought Sid wasn’t usually welcome there. So again it’s one of those instances, that unless you really know the story and who Sid is, yea… Sid’s gonna look like the unwelcome palace riff raff.

So anon-chan here is part two of three in your Leo Sid Giles ask. I hope this little insight was…. enlightening? xD I know there are so many different opinions out there on these three, mine is but the tip of the iceberg.  ^^

Next up and last.


* sigh* oh Giles… ima do my best to be objective and not kill you xD

“Steven is not only just an incredible actor, one of the most decent, funny, and beautiful guys I’ve ever had the fortune of meeting. He’s also one of my dearest friends in life. Period. And the prospect of him not being here, it’s left a huge hole in the show. The prospect of returning next year is bleaker because of his absence. His departure was seismic. And we all felt it. He is one of the founding fathers of this show. His fingerprints are on every part of it. It’s his humor I’ll miss most of all. He’s just got this knack of saying exactly the right thing at the wrong time. It’s absolutely beautiful, and I’ll miss all of it. The wonderful thing about being in this job is seeing someone grow up on screen and become this astonishing leading actor in his own right. Rick’s relationship to Glenn was he’s the funnier, better-looking, smarter younger brother that he never had — which is exactly my relationship with Steven.” - Andrew Lincoln on Steven Yeun

Life is messy, it’s painful, it’s tiring, but that is only the bad. In the good parts of life, it is funny, beautiful, smile inducing, inspiring, it’s happy. We have to get through the bad to savor each taste of the good. We have to keep trying, even when we want to just give up. WE HAVE TO BE THE BACKUP GENERATOR WHEN THE LIGHTS STOP WORKING AND WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE DARK. - unknown

The last sentence is of great importance. Talk about hitting close to your heart…

anonymous asked:

It sounds like oj is backpedaling now. Maybe from some of the backlash. That he felt he needed to add that it's not real was strange. We never thought he knew anything one way or another anyway.

If there was a consensus in this fandom, pro and non-Gillovny, it’s that Orlando Jones is professional troll. I find him funny, I know others find him disrespectful, but in the end, I think he’s just being silly and he says silly things in a way or another to see what kind of reactions he’ll get. And it works every time! I just think he’s been trolling one more time here, but he’s probably not Gillian or David‘s confidant anyway. 

But because he isn’t a random fan, because he’s part of this industry, because he has a louder voice and because he wouldn’t disrespect a well known screenwriter, I think he wouldn’t say such a thing knowing Gillian is with someone else. 

So it means 2 things : either he doesn’t know who she is with, and in this case he can’t know about Gillovny either, or he knows she’s not with PM.

Me watching the live action Beauty and the Beast:

90% of the movie: wow, such a cinematic masterpiece

Any time LeFou is shown on screen: gaygaygaygaygaygaygay


they’re at some emo band concert

inspired by @lanceytown‘s emo keith and belieber lance x 

I’m almost too lazy to make this post because God it’s just so self explanatory but my loyalty to Temari runs too deep so here goes: 

They did exactly what I called they were gonna do and made her an over aggressive nagging house wive. This is why I complained over and over again three years ago when I saw they had moved her to Konoha because I KNEW someway somehow they were going to subject her character to this. They want her to be Yoshino 2.0 even though that’s NEVER been who she is because “lmao get it Shikamaru is just like his dad! Parallels!!”. They don’t take the time to think about how her character would actually react because none of that matters now - she exists solely to be Shikamaru’s wife. 

Some people are crying “abuse!” at what she did but I don’t really want to go there tbh. It’s very clear that in the Naruto universe things we find abusive are just par for the course. Calling out Temari in this instance would require we call out basically ever other female character which is not realistic. Domestic violence in Naruto is always played for laughs which is obviously fucked up but not something I think it’s fair to fault the characters for as we’re not intended to see it as abusive (even though realistically it is). No, what I really take issue with is the fact that being an overbearing and strict mother/wife is basically all Temari is given to do. 

This woman was born in one of the most fucked up situations of any character we see. He father was a walking human disaster, her mother was dead, and her youngest brother had a nasty habit of slaughtering anyone who looked at him the wrong way. She has always been strong and confident but throughout the series she softens considerably as she learns caring is not a weakness. She is a better diplomat than either of her brothers and remains calm and collected in even the tensest of situations. Her dynamic with Shikamaru has always been one of mutual respect and understanding which is what makes their relationship work so well (and IMO better than any of the canon relationships we got). Yes, Temari is a take no shit kind of person who probably WOULD chastise her son for his pitiful behavior - but not in the way we’re shown. In Boruto her parenting method basically amounted to “I’m just going to hit you and intimidate you until you get the picture and ultimately just end up listening to your cooler nicer wiser dad.” She doesn’t actually say anything of significance to Shikadai at all - that is reserved entirely for Shikamaru as he’s the influential one in their sons life. Temari is just there to be the ol’ ball-and-chain ~what a drag~ mom whose only dominion is the house she is confined to. THEN there’s the fact that Temari refusing to make dinner inevitably meant neither Shikamaru nor Shikadai could eat - as if a grown man could not make his own dinner and HAD to have his wife do it because it’s her domestic ~duty~. This is extra and dramatic but it actually makes me sick that they’re doing this to her. After everything she went through she would have something worthwhile to add to the conversation other than “bah you’re too easy on him I’m going to withhold meals to prove a point!!!”. She doesn’t treat her brothers like this and they’re consistently shown to value her opinion because her opinion is worth hearing. 

Temari played a crucial role in Suna politics prior to the end of the series. She sat on the council and came with Gaara to all the kage summits/meetings. She was one of the best kunoichi in the series just brimming with potential and strength and ferocity. During the war I began to get annoyed with how much they were making her revolve around Shikamaru’s character because after a certain point basically all her dialogue was in relation to him. That’s when I knew things were about to take a hard left turn for shits-ville and boy was I right. In chapter 700 ALL we see her doing is sitting in a house chastising her son and serving her brothers tea before they head out to a kage meeting without her. We don’t get any indication that she’s still affiliated with Suna, hell we don’t even get any indication that she’s still a ninja. In the boruto manga/movie she doesn’t interact with her siblings ONCE and is not with them in the pit with all the other Kage/advisors. I was happy to see she still had her fan but other than that I left highly unimpressed. Now in the anime she is ONCE AGAIN pictured in a house, serving people drinks and nagging away as if that’s all she’s good for anymore. I know it was played as a joke but that’s exactly what makes me so mad - her character has become nothing more than a trope meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator. The nagging housewive angle truly is the lowest hanging fruit but studio peirrot really could not resist could they.

Nevermind the fact that it would have been way funnier had they subverted the whole “why did you marry such a strict woman” thing by having Shikadai side with his mom instead, saying something to the effect of “why did you marry such an unmotivated slacker”. Can we stop treating Temari like she’s just an overly aggressive loaded gun that’s just one mistep away from going off. I mean I genuinely love Shikatema but I do not think the Boruto anime understands Shikatema. Part of me still wishes they just hadn’t got together because they don’t actually feel like “them” when they’re portrayed like this. No one is being respected as a character. 

Anyway all this to say I’m basically done with the Boruto anime now. I might still watch the next couple of episodes because curiosity is gonna get the better of me but emotionally I have severed all connections. It just comes down to the fact that I cannot handle them so grossly mischaracterizing characters that I have loved since I was 11 years old. I actually don’t mind the new gen when they’re on their own but every damn time they show one of the original characters they manage to fuck them up in some way. We see it with Temari, with Naruto, with Yamato, with Sakura. Hell I can’t stand Sasuke and even I’m mad about what they did to him post chapter 699. I am never going to like the new gen characters more than the original cast so if watching Boruto means seeing them get completely decimated then I’m not gonna watch it. Simple as that. Naruto being an absent father is the worst crime but I have no doubt they’ll continue to top that in future episodes.