and this is how homestuck ends. the end

I was commissioned for some flirty DaveKat and I turned it into an awful session of truth or dare + typical dirty joke I’m very professional.

anonymous asked:

you have gone too far this time, you need to be stopped! how many ppl have you forced to dab now? this needs to stop!

YOU FOOL! ! 

i will never st op unt i l i have dr aw n e very si ngle homes tuck characcter dabbing. all 30076 or some shit. even denizens. denizens dont have arms but they are going to somehow dab. soon you’ll find the dabs everywhere. you’ll look in your coffeepot and find a picture of meulin dabbing taped inside of it. youll go to water your plant and see a dabbing spades slick is lying in the dirt. it’s inevitable. this is your life now. YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE DABS. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY. 

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“All their life in this world and all their adventures had only been the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the GREAT STORY which no one on earth has read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before.” 

C.S. Lewis, The Last Battle, Book 7 of the Chronicles of Narnia

PARENTSTUCK:

basically how john and terezi started dating:

roxy & terezi get completely hammered at one of terezis legendary beach parties. shenanigans ensue. roxy is pretty ok with terezi hate dating john.

they end up being the first couple to get a kid

the kid ends up starting a rivalry with dave & karkats kid anshu as soon as he sees her. it gets pretty great and savage.

anshu is savage, and is probably actually going to become jamies best friend.

his sister jody loves him and they support eachother. shes the cool kind of nerd

Hiveswap release date? Farther than you think. 3/28/17.

Welp, January has come and gone and still no Hiveswap. My prediction for the release is a bit farther than most people’s.

Why 3/28? Let me explain.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Hussie is extremely sentimental.

It’s not a coincidence that [S] Collide was released on 10/25/16, exactly two years after [S] Game Over was released. And it wasn’t a coincidence that Homestuck ended on 4/13/16. It also wasn’t a coincidence that Volume 10 was released on 6/12/16, exactly seven years after Act 5 started and Karkat was first properly introduced.

And do you remember when the Omegapause started? 7/28/15. And when did it end? 3/28/16.

This brings me to my next point-

On the 26th of January, Hussie mentioned how the bug testing of Hiveswap will take “several more weeks”, and 3/28 is definitely “several weeks” away from the 28th.

Now for some “Hussie Logic”-

The resolution of [S] Terezi: Remember signified the end of the second to last segment of Homestuck. And from the day the comic updated on 3/28/16 to 4/13/16 was the last real segment of Homestuck. So for Hiveswap, it would make sense to release the beginning of what will sort of be ‘Homestuck 2.0′  on the anniversary of the start of Homestuck’s end.

Other possible release dates for Hiveswap could be

2/16
4/13
6/12
7/28
10/25


But the last three are unlikely.

I predict that Hiveswap will be released on 3/28/17.

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THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. THE END.

I remade my original homestuck video now that homestuck is over! Thank you for everything, this comic has been a wild ride.  

I’m probably going to be living with Gill when Homestuck ends which is bad because if we didn’t like the ending separately we’d probably just complain about it but if we’re together we’d probably grumble alternatives to each other until we escalated into some sort of passive aggressive 100k illustrated alternate ending and absolutely no one wants that

i just realized something

Doctor Who = show is still on going
Supernatural = show is still on going
Sherlock = a lot of hiatuses, but show is still on going
Hetalia = show is still on going
Homestuck = webcomic just ended

Homestuck is the only one and the very first one among the Big 5 to have something end. 

Could you imagine how heartbreaking it is for the other 4 seeing Homestuck, crying, sobbing, having a mental breakdown, and kept locking themself in their room on their birthday? The day when Homestuck ends

I don’t know about you but, I just broke my own fucking heart.

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HAPPY 4/13 EVERYONE! I can’t believe it’s all over epilogue maybe heh

It’s been a wild ride these past few years and I’ve met a lot of amazing people here on tumblr thanks to Homestuck, and I’m sure I’m not the only one! I want to give a huge THANK YOU to Andrew Hussie and the HS music and art team, as well as the homestuck fandom for being amazing and creating awesome content. The upd8 was amazing. Thank you.