and they're talking about that car

anonymous asked:

Are you gonna stick around and keep doing Swan Queen metas, even tho they're not endgame? (crying hysterically rn)

I haven’t seen anything that changed my mind in these last episodes. I just didn’t expect it to be quite as vague and ambiguous. My theories are all tied to OperationOUT and there was a lot of confirmation. The existence of the story realms was tied directly to the state of Emma’s mind, I’m not sure if they could have been more overt.

Then there was Emma’s tattoo that only appeared after Emma’s car crash, which I talk about here.

It was missing again in the asylum where Emma tried to step away from the fairy tales - even if I don’t think she’s actually in an asylum, the medical setting was realistic. In conscious reality Emma doesn’t have a tattoo.

There was another reminder both of the invite of the forbidden fruit, but also of the apple as a symbol of consciousness. I’ve been saying Emma and Regina’s story can only start to play out after Emma wakes up, so all these symbols of waking mean it can finally start to happen. We had the song “In my dreams” earlier this season with exactly the message that your dreams may come true, with then several scenes of Emma and Regina matching the lyrics.

Henry’s book told the story of Snow & Charming’s happiness and their family life and history. We thought it was the story of his parents, but he told his grandparents’ story with Snow even singing at the wedding that it was her long term wish coming true. The book we finished was that of the Charmings.

Now it’s time for the next generation… so maybe Lucy can tell the story of how her grandmothers met and fell in love. Henry’s book ended after the Final Battle, but in Lucy’s book, the celebration scene was clearly only the middle of the book. Hook is posed as Judas during the Last Supper, hinting he may soon be betraying Emma. Jesus died not long after the Last Supper, so the Premiere for the next season may turn the happiness on its head and show us why Lucy had to come and find  Henry to save his family. The cover of her book has a mirror and an apple tree, so it seems focused on Regina’s perspective.

Interestingly, I’d recently read the book the Writer’s journey and while reading I thought we were at the point of Resurrection for Emma - so I was pleasantly surprised to see the Last Supper reference - but I was wondering how they were going to do it. They really seem to be following the structure of this book, but it’s written with film in mind more so than tv. They describe it as a moment where the audience really needs to believe the Hero is dead. I was wondering how that would work on Once, because they’ve killed so many characters and revived them with TLK or brought them back later. In film a few seconds too long under water is enough to create the right effect but on a tv show that’s been going as long as Once Upon a Time, they’d need to do something drastic to emotionally put us in that same position.

…so when JMo announced she was leaving I was shocked and sad… until I realized that answered my question. I was feeling exactly how I was supposed to feel at the point before Resurrection. It was the answer to a question I’d asked myself before the news. We all have to believe that Emma is really gone for good otherwise the moment she comes back doesn’t have the same effect.

Which got me wondering about all the ways this could play out and they could continue to tell her story. 

  • Jmo comes back for the finale
  • The story is mostly told through other characters like they’ve been doing with the parallels
  • Initial part-time rumors were true and she comes back for the second half
  • The interviews are PR stunts to enhance the Resurrection effect
  • They bring back little Emma, teen Emma or another Emma at a different age
  • Lily comes back to play out her story, they merge and their experiences are suddenly shared
  • Emma is lost but sends messages to her family who follow the trail - voice overs
  • There are rumors about an 8th season, resurrection happens and she comes back

Another possibility I was wondering about is that they may have shot scenes throughout the years to be used now. These scenes in particular come to mind.

A huge set and a beautiful dress we never saw.


Season one showed us the fairy tales we thought we knew and showed us how our assumptions were wrong and it wasn’t the black and white world we thought it was. Now it seems like history is repeating itself… what if all along they planned to fill the gaps of their story? What if they’re doing the same thing to their own fairy tale? “Hah, you assume you know what happened? Well, no, this is what actually happened.” And Lucy’s book shows us scenes that are already shot, but they reframe everything we’ve just seen over the course of 6 years. Or even just starting at the Dark Swan arc, where we know for sure 3 weeks are missing and the writers let us know it was on purpose.

So to answer your question… unless I get bored or busy, I’ll probably still be writing these thingies, yes. I’ve only seen the finale once in bad quality, so this isn’t a coherent post, but just some of my initial thoughts I thought you might like.

If we all collectively don’t watch tonight’s episode then Cal doesn’t die and we all (well I can) pretend that he’s off training to be a surgeon because Sam got him a training position in America. Okay? deal? everyone agree?

  • The Cars fandom: chill, nice, relaxed, doesn't take itself super seriously. Tight knit and close, make fun edits and cute and creative humanizations and art im general. Post about how they like the movie and their favorite character. No ship wars, no real hate from inside the fandom(only from outside it...), no drama, no incest/pedophilia ships. Make jokes about the movie and can observe it critically. Overall a cool, friendly, and welcoming community with great content and a fun atmosphere. Just a bunch of people having harmless fun talking about something they care about and that means a lot to them.
  • Some of y'all: WHAT.... THE FUCK THERE'S A CARS FANDOM??? WHAT HELL?????? THEY'RE C A R S!!1! !! THAT'S A CHILDREN'S MOVIE FOR CHILDREN (CHILDREN!!) AND YOU UNIRONICALLY ENJOY IT????? W O W what a shitty and awful world we live in. People enjoying things?? Could you even imagine??? What a joke #hahaimakefunofpeopleforfun

anonymous asked:

"i think we need to have a serious talk about it before he considers driving again" they're moving to the suburbs and buying a car

dan and phil actually living out their rich white suburban mom lifestyles and driving a mercedes minivan around the neighborhood? never felt that.. never heard of that.. never tasted that.. never smelled that..

anonymous asked:

So I was talking to my friend (who doesn't ship kylux) about the clown fic and she's like "I wanna read it" so she's reading it and I'm just cackling across the room. Right now they're in the car for the first time with the fuckin popcorn condom ahahaha

RIP yer mate.

Honestly, if this is her one and only sample of Kylux fic she’s gonna get a weeeeird impression of this fandom. 

i just want a boys’ night out episode that doesn’t involve Tucker getting overtaken by jealousy and ghost powers.

Danny and Tucker going to the comic book store to pick up Tucker’s weekly pull and Danny looking at new sci fi series and picking one randomly on a whim. them going to that new joint that opened up but couldn’t go to before because they didn’t have any raw food choices for Sam (she said she would go with them anyways but they felt bad). stopping by the video game store afterwards to jointly put down on a preorder coming out next month - they already planned out release weekend and spend the whole way to Tucker’s theorizing how the game is gonna be. they try to watch some horrible movie that Tucker heard about on a forum and torrented, but they stop halfway through to share youtube videos with each other. it’s getting late and the boys are just chatting and munching on chips - they talk about girls, school, cars, how lame that last episode was - but not about ghosts. not because they’re actively avoiding the topic but because there’s so many other things they DON’T get to talk about.

i think they really just need a day every now and then to just be best friends and not ghost hunting partners.

anonymous asked:

So, I have friends on tumblr, and I am terrified of losing them, because idk how to start conversations? And I don't know how to help them when they're upset. And I don't want to lose them. I really don't.

Hi Anon!

This is a really good question.

Personally, I think starting a conversation online is actually easier than starting one in real life. You have the opportunity to introduce context as you begin the conversation, rather than having to base what you’re saying on the current context of where you are and what you’re doing.

For example, last night I went out with friends to get a sundae. We talked about the music playing in the car - that’s an easy and obvious discussion topic. We talked about sundaes. And we talked about each other, like my health issues, or my friend’s first week studying or how another friend really needs to quit her crappy job. Those are all subjects that arise naturally out of the context of where you are and who you’re with.

But the thing about online communication is that you can automatically bring the context along with you. One of my best friends lives a long way from me and we mostly only talk via facebook chat. Sometimes I might read a news article that makes me sad or angry or happy. I can send her the link and say something like “have you seen this?” or “omigod, I’m so mad about this”. It doesn’t matter what’s actually going on where I am or where she is, because the conversation comes with its own opening line, based on what I’m showing her.

And I think that’s a good way to talk to people online. So, let’s say you’ve got a friend on Tumblr. We’ll call your friend Susan.

Susan makes a post that she’s been tagged to do a question and answer thing, so she gives all the answers. One of the questions is name a food you love and Susan says she loves pancakes. That’s an opportunity for you to start a conversation with her, without worrying how to lead into that. You can just send her a message saying “Oh, your favourite food is pancakes?! Mine too!” And then you can talk to each other about pancakes. And that might lead to all kinds of other topics.

Another possibility is sending a link or tagging them in something you reblog. Maybe you think they’ll find it funny, or see themselves in it or be as angry about it as you. That starts a conversation too. You can send Susan a video of an otter sliding down a snow bank (someone tagged me in just such a video on Facebook and it was glorious). Then you and Susan can talk about otters. Or snow. Or which is the cutest animal.

As for comforting an online friend when they need it, the best thing you can do is be available. If Susan says she is having a bad day and she’s upset, then send her a message asking if she wants to talk to you about it. Ask her if there’s any way you can help. She might not know what kind of help she needs, but you can suggest. Maybe you could just let her vent her feelings to you. Or maybe she’d like your advice. You could find pictures of something she likes (like kittens or her favourite musician) and show them to her to see if it can cheer her up. You could offer to talk about something else with her, to take her mind off things.

There are lots of things you can do to talk to a friend in need, even if you’re not able to give them a real life hug or make them tea. Often, people feel better just by knowing that someone cares about them and wants to help.

Just to give more examples of what I mean, here are some actual opening sentences from my own recent online chat windows. I hope none of my friends will mind! I have many more friends online than offline, so I guess I’m doing something right, and so are they. Some of these are conversations I started, and others were started by the other person.

  • “Hi! Is the heat any better today?”
  • “Random question!!! You’re a singer, right? I’ve seen you say that somewhere???”
  • “Oh my God have you seen Moana yet?”
  • “Hiya! How’s the new job?”
  • “Have you SEEN this?” *link to video of famous actor*
  • “You’re into scrapbooking, right?”

Those are all good ways of starting a conversation, out of nowhere.

But you can also just start with a “How are you?” or “What’s up with you?” If you ask those questions and you care enough about the answers to keep the conversation going, then you are being an excellent online friend.

Most people love to talk about themselves, their lives and the things they’re interested in. If you can give them the space to do that, then they’re going to be happy, and they’re going to remember that you’re a person who makes them happy.

Good luck, make friends, keep friends and STAY COOL LIKE A TIGER SWIMMING IN ICECREAM!!!

- The Slightly Aggressive Affirmer

“there are no poor people on SPN” uh… Sam and Dean? like I agree the show has never really delved into ALL the consequences of this, even when they did it more than they do now in earlier seasons, but they lived out of their car. they had absolutely no stable home life and had to steal for basic needs. they’re poor.

aintnobodyfresherthanmygays  asked:

(1/2) I really want this fic and I don't know who to ask... Robert and Aaron break up after the reveal, and they're both a mess, Robert's lay on Vic's kitchen floor and won't get up, and Aaron's working 24/7 and not talking or sleeping. Their loved ones don't know what to do to help, but they know that no one knows Robert and Aaron like they know each other. So Cain goes to Robert, and he tells Cain to take Aaron to beat up a car with a baseball bat to get the anger out.

(2/2) Bernice goes to Aaron about Robert refusing to eat and he tells her to make banana bread- he can never say no to that. Aaron asks Belle to play Robert his favourite music so he’s not lay in silence lost in his thoughts. Robert asks Vic to sit with Aaron until he falls asleep because he knows Aaron hates sleeping alone. They look after each other through other people, because even though Aaron won’t let Robert near him right now, the only people that can get them through this is each other.

i feel like this has both ruined me 4 life and also left me with a desperate need it’s perfect

anonymous asked:

Could we have Mccree and his S/O (female pronouns) meeting his S/O's parents and when they're all in the living room to discuss about the relationship, her parents are like asking super private and embarrassing questions to them ?

💖 thank u for the ask hon!!!! 💖

- so he would be v nervous to meet your parents bc all his other relationships failed Because their parents didnt like him, but he wouldnt show how nervous he is, which is probably Why they never liked him
- hed try to impress your dad and talk about guns and cars and stuff like that
- and hed tell ur mom shes beautiful, and tell your dad hes a lucky man
- and your dad would just grunt like Hmph
- and when they start asking questions it seems normal enough
- they ask things like “do u have a job, do u do drugs, what is your educational background?” stuff like that
- At First…..
- but then…. they start asking weird questions! like super personal!!!
- like they ask jesse how many people he’s slept with ! and how often you guys Do The Thing !!!!
- and they ask him if he thinks hell marry you!!!!
- and you guys havent been dating That Long (he likes you a Lot tho!!) and hes just like Uh Uh Uh I Gotta Go
- and you scold your parents for being so weird
- and you apologize to jesse and hes like Haha Its Okay but like. obviously hes super uncomfy
- and youre like kinda like unsure of your future w him bc he got the Most uncomfy with the marriage q
- and he can tell somethings bothering you
- and he tells you he loves you!!! its all quiet and soft and hes a lil awkward abt it
- and his cheeks are sooo red
- and you are so !!!!!!! and your voice breaks when you say it back
- and then he smooches you and you guys go get frozen yogurt

The signs in a friend group
  • Aries: always asking what the plan is and initiating things, energetic one who is almost too sarcastic and can offend people easily
  • Taurus: the somewhat quiet one who just goes with whatever the rest of the friends decide to do, does all their schoolwork and usually makes money in weird ways
  • Gemini: Bouncy one who says really weird things and cones up with insane ideas, talks a lot, wants to go to ridiculous places all the time
  • Cancer: The friend who'd rather hang out at their house most of the time, really talkative and blatant, either complains nonstop or gushes about how happy they are nonstop
  • Leo: The extravagant, hilarious friend that has the car, the one who knows exactly how to bring everyone together, makes every situation comfortable and fun, sarcastic but not offensive
  • Virgo: The quiet one who acts put together but is a mess deep down, goes along with everyone else's plan unless they really don't want to do something, inside jokes
  • Libra: the sort of distant friend who isn't really in the group but is more of a drifter, has some weird passion that they're really good at on the side, laughs A LOT, half initiator half follower, will sacrifice their life for friends
  • Scorpio: the loud friend that appears quiet, really weird ass sense of humor and always asks questions that are way too personal, fun and ready to do anything but gets angry easily
  • Sagittarius: happy-go-lucky friend who is just there for the thrill, not dedicated to the group, comes and goes, makes a lot of dumb jokes that still make you laugh because of the way they talk
  • Capricorn: the friend with 5 jobs and straight A's, talks about either super serious stuff or the silliest things, giggles a lot, openly hates everything but hates their friends slightly less
  • Aquarius: friend who isn't afraid to say whatever's on their mind, doesn't make a lot of jokes intentionally but you'll still laugh at them anyway, quiet, giggly, odd
  • Pisces: Seems distant but is very engaged in their friendships, the shy friend, you don't know it but they smoke a fuckton of weed (or any other drug) every day, has something they're super passionate about, sweet

We’ve been through a lot together me and Posey and I’ll always love him like a brother. We’ll always be brothers.

The other night we both wrapped at work and I was showing him a song in my car and we ended up sitting there for like an hour, It was after work. We could have just gone home but we just sat and talked.

It was one of those intangible, unexplainable friendship moments. We’ve been friends forever and we always have deep talks but this was different.”

—  Dylan O’Brien talking about Tyler Posey 
The Signs on a Road trip with Nct 127
  • Aries: The one asking 'Are we there yet?' every 2 minutes along with Donghyuck (HAechan)and Gemini just to annoy the hell out of Mark & Leo who's stuck at the back with u two.
  • Taurus: The one whos eating snacks with Jaehyun throughout the whole ride. Like ya'll be finishing a bag of chips together and the man asks u if ur down to eat a box of cookies next. Yet when lil Pisces & Winwin asks u to share, u guys say no bcs ur savages. </3
  • Gemini: Was tired of Taeil's bad jokes so they joined in on bothering Mark & Leo bcs their reaction was really funny. Attempted to play a game w/ everyone only to lose interest after the first round. Stole one of Taurus & Jaehyun's snacks and shared it with everyone except them.
  • Cancer: Is busy singing at the top of their lungs w/ Sagittarius and Taeil since he was abandoned by Gemini bcs of his bad jokes. Saw Gemini stealing one of Taurus' snacks. Plans on using it as blackmail later on against Gem when u don't get what u want.
  • Leo: Getting hyped w/ Mark over what they were going to do at the destination. Planned on sneaking out together when Mark's bedtime rolled by @10:30 to play w/ fireworks & sparklers. Is a victim along with Mark due to Aries, Gemini's & Donghyuck's boredom.
  • Virgo: The quite one who's trying to finish a good book but is disrupted by Taeil and his adventures in finding the washroom @ a grocery store the other day. And when they finally get the chance to read Aquarius comes in starts up a conversation about Aliens. //poor virgo never finished that book
  • Libra: That one person who looks like they're asleep but is lowkey listening to Scorpio's conversation with Yuta talking shit about the members. Busy taking the perfect car selfie w/ everyone that Capricorn had to yell @ u. 'Get yOUR aSS baCK iNSidE ThIS cAR RN!' Sent a sc to everyone to 'peep ig.' 👀
  • Scorpio: Complaining to Yuta about Aries & Gem being soo loud and obnoxious while having him agree and say that Donghyuck's the same. Tbh they're busy talking shit about everyone in the car & laughing at those who got in trouble. Used up all ur data in the car to spread rumors on Allkpop & Koreaboo after Yuta convinced u too.
  • Sagittarius: Is busy jamming out with Cancer and Taeil throughout the whole ride. Doesn't actually know the lyrics but pretends to bcs its fun. 'aghabrdglrjha FIRETRUCK! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!' Let's Cancer and Taeil do all the real singing. Tries to hype Winwin up but instead gets scolded by Taeyong bcs he thought u were yelling at him.
  • Capricorn: The one who sits at the front beside the manager, trying to solve problems along w/ Taeyong. Especially Aries, Gemini, and Donghyuck after listening to the pleas of help from Leo & Mark. Gives up midway & questions the manager how he deals with the noise everyday soon to realize that the manager has ear plugs in & puts in a pair too.
  • Aquarius: Honestly, they'Re in a world of their own. Taeyong tried holding up a conversation w/ u but got so confused that he needed Taeil to comfort him. From talking about the grass outside to alien conspiracies it was too much for him to handle he left. Ended up finding a new person to talk about Aliens w/ who was Virgo.
  • Pisces: Cried w/ Winwin about not getting some cookies from Taurus & Jaehyun. Eventually forgot about it & started to crave ice cream. Came up w/ a plan to get Taeyong to buy some. Made Winwin do all the dirty work bcs u know he's a sucker for Winwin.
my experiences with the signs
  • (i saw one like this and i thought it was really cool so here you go)
  • aries: using a hookah for the first time, driving around at night illegally, blowing shit up, wrestling, drinking together, family
  • taurus: jamming out to our favorite songs in a traveling car at night, really comforting hugs, longterm flirtationships, constant snapchatting, the band Say Anything
  • gemini: talking about everyone and everything together, going to a comicon, being introduced to a billion people, loud but friendly voices, talking shit
  • cancer: long phone calls, making lasting friendships, complaining together, driving in the car listening to their horrible music taste
  • leo: wild eyes, deep talks with indie music playing in the background, surface level friends, staying up all night laughing and watching movies, watching anime, begin taught that fairies exist, listening to them talk about their passions
  • virgo: staying up all night having heartfelt talks, sweet laughs, excessive use of puns,
  • libra: sitting around singing songs late into the night, pretty eyes, not begin sure how they feel about you, being encouraged to show yourself off, relaxing but fun parties, different but alright music tastes, talent show winner
  • scorpio: deep, deep talks, feeling like someone finally understands what you're going through, drug addiction, a glamorous lifestyle, that comfortable feeling that you only get when you're in the presence of someone who feels you, like you've been friends for many lifetimes
  • sagittarius: making tons of new friends, that funny feeling you get in your stomach when you're doing something you wouldn't normally either good or bad, standing up for yourself for the first time, losing a friend for the first time, living life at a ten, feeling connected to the ocean, your best childhood friends watching them grow up without you by their side, playing soccer in the rain, surfing
  • capricorn: Skype conversations, sweet laughs, talking about our mutual love of unique foods, dying your hair vibrant colors all the time, that comforting feeling you get when someone you love says they love you back, the feeling you get when you finally are allowed to relax in the presence of others
  • aquarius: spooning someone new all night, light flirting even though you know they're taken, glances across a table that show you both were thinking the same thing but didn't say it out loud, seeing a meteor shower for the first time, comfortable silences while riding in the car, finally feeling like someone gets your need to leave home
  • pisces: showoffs, good friendships that can go wrong really easily, super clingy friends, having dreams that predict things, fighting but then making up, theatre, obliviousness, smoking weed, having lots of wild friends
The types in Summer
  • ESFP: Tanning 24/7
  • ESFJ: Tanning w/ ESFP but somehow doesn't get anywhere near as tan.
  • ISFP: Online shopping for school clothes even though it's two months away.
  • ISFJ: Dog walking some neighborhood dogs for extra cash. Takes forever because the they can't stop petting the tiny and fluffy white terrier.
  • ESTP: Probably at someone's pool party. Almost definitely playing/ suggesting they play chicken fight.
  • ISTP: Working on an old car/motorcycle with their dad.
  • ESTJ: Cliff diving into a lake or water skiing/surfing. They're the best at it because they've been making their older sibling take them to practice.
  • ISTJ: In their room constantly. My guess is they are practicing satanic worship. They do go outside occasionally to enjoy outdoor cookouts and other outdoor activities like paintball or something.
  • ENFP: Trying new things. From Zip lining to swimming to trying new hair styles and makeup. They're trying to pile up a list of cool things to talk about before school starts back.
  • INFP: long walks around their area and exploring with their camera. Occasionally hanging out with close friends.
  • ENFJ: Hanging out with friends, talking on the phone for hours, also sporting a summer job. ENTP won't stop bugging them while they try to work.
  • INFJ: Soaking up the darkness of their room trolling teh Reddit and tumblr.
  • ENTP: 2 Summer jobs although most of the time at these jobs is spent flirting and messing with coworkers, ENFJ is the main conquest.
  • INTP: Hiding indoors to insure that they don't see someone from school. Likely playing xbox or contemplating.
  • ENTJ: Band camp, basketball camp, church camp, theatre camp, vacation, family reunion, back to school shopping, summer reading +50 other activities they are involved in.
  • INTJ: There are only legends along with few unproven sightings of the INTJ in summertime. No one knows where they go, all they know is not to bother them during this time of hibernation.
The signs as I know them
  • Aries: on the surface they seem carefree, maybe even arrogant and cocky, but they will go to the ends of the earth and beyond to help those they care about. Brave. Never say no to a new adventure or experience. The smell of freshly mowed grass. The feeling you get when you're the last one to be found during hide and seek.
  • Taurus: ayyyy my people. Soft-spoken, typically the "mom friend". Always have band aids and aspirin on them. Big, kind eyes and the smell of clean laundry. Stubborn as fuck, it takes a LOT to make a Taurus give up on you. The smell of fresh baked cookies. The feeling of crawling into bed after you've washed your sheets.
  • Gemini: kinda get a bad rep, but I've only met a few chill gems. Most are fickle. Can't make up their mind. Can go from being sweet and kind one second to furious and bitter the next. You'll be best friends one day and then they'll suddenly drop you. Always down for Netflix and chill. The feeling you get when you're stuck at the top of the Ferris wheel. The smell of a bonfire.
  • Cancer: they just wanna help, bless their hearts. Drives a mom van. Loves Disney. The "big sister" friend. Will remind you to take your birth control. Good at prioritizing. Will help you take care of your eyebrows. Very sensitive to what you say and how you say it. Protective of family. Loves to cuddle. The smell of a just washed car. The feeling of being part of a secret club
  • Leo: pretentious assholes you can't help but love. Will kick your ass in math class. Is probably smarter than you, they might rub it in your face. Stays in their lane. Down for a nap always. Has no problem being around lots of people but prefers to be alone. The smell of cigarettes and old books. The feeling you get when you finally solve a difficult problem.
  • Virgo: there's a few types of virgos. 1) always stressed. Always striving to be the best they can be. Finds comfort in their favorite book and/or music. Needs someone to listen. Their friends = family. 2) complains. All. The. Time. Just never stops. Listens to music too loudly. Cares a fuckton but also couldn't give a shit. Insecure about their hair. Tries to be friends with everyone. 3) the nature babies. Creative as hell. Will dance barefoot in the rain. Not good at using computers. The smell of jasmine and honeysuckle. Will take you to coffee and not let you pay.
  • Libra: always has at least one loud feature (hair, voice, style, appearance) meme loving fucks. Will always laugh at a bad situation to cope. Can be really sarcastic, but also very sincere. Good eyebrows. Slightly aloof. Dog people. The smell of whiskey and Coke. The feeling of dancing around the house when you're home alone.
  • Scorpio: definitely not dark and scary, although they tend to be pessimistic. They put up with a lot of shit before they snap. They're always poking fun and teasing the people they love. They fall in love with people who walk all over them, but they love it. Very childlike. Warm eyes with a little sadness in them. The smell of Irish Spring soap. The feeling of going on a joyride.
  • Sagittarius: the funniest sign ever. Will make you laugh until you pee your pants. Probably your best friend in middle school that you drifted apart from in high school. Will have you pass notes to their crush for them in class. Laughs about a joke hours after it's been told. Remembers little details about you that you didn't expect them to remember. The smell of tea with honey. The feeling of lighting sparklers on Fourth of July.
  • Capricorn: they're one of the most emotional signs. Their mood is fragile. Have expensive taste. Love fiercely. Eyes on the back of their heads. Best death stare. "Can I speak to your manager?" The deadly calm before the storm. Will guilt trip you with no regrets. Doesn't really apologize but makes you apologize constantly. Will dry your tears. Dances in the car. Loves the outdoors but act like divas. The smell of Chanel No. 5. The feeling of blowing the dust off an old vinyl.
  • Aquarius: either super chill or no chill. If they're passionate about something they will constantly talk about it. Shit talks people in the nicest way. Doesn't really like school but still gets shit done. Independent spirits. Set in their ways. Love routines, but isn't opposed to trying new things. The feeling of sleeping with the window open at dawn. Candlelight and poster covered bedrooms.
  • Pisces: ethereal. Ever growing and changing. Can be assertive and demand respect when necessary. Loyal. Can be childlike or grumpy old man-ish. Very down to earth but can be very aloof as well. They show their love through their actions, not words. They don't really hug people unless they have deemed the hug receiver worthy. Unique taste in music and art. The smell of fresh paint. Making wishes on dandelions.
"My wife won't stop nagging"
  • Guy 1: Man, my wife complains too much! She just won't stop nagging me!
  • Guy 2: Well, what does she keep nagging you about?
  • Guy 1: Do the laundry, do the dishes, walk the dog, fix the toilet, clean the car, spend time with the kids, take out the trash, take me out, let's talk about our future, Jeez, it never ends!
  • Guy 2: Wow that's horrible!
  • Guy 1: Yeah, tell me about it!
  • Guy 2: I couldn't imagine having to be married to someone who needs to be reminded constantly to perform basic adult responsibilities because they fail to meet even the minimal requirements for being a decent spouse.
  • Guy1: .....wha?
  • Guy 2: Imagine sharing your life with someone whom you fell deeply in love with only to realize they're a lazy sack of shit who doesn't even clean up after himself or help maintain the house and relationship. Every time she "nags" you, she gives you a chance to get REMINDED that you have responsibilities, and a chance to do them. She'll probably praise you when you actually get around to fixing that toilet after a month, won't she? Snuggle you and call you a handyman.
  • Guy 1: Well of course! She never fixes anything! AND I have to work all day to provide!
  • Guy 2: She doesn't have a job?
  • Guy 1: Well, no, she does.
  • Guy 2: And I'm assuming you're not the one cooking or cleaning the house, either.
  • Guy 1: ....
  • Guy 2: So she has two jobs. Oh and her 3rd job of doing your half of the shit that needs to get done because you obviously don't do that, either. And her 4th job of being a mother, which is like a fulltime job except it's an allthetime job. And her 5th job of being your personal agenda planner and reminder service, NONE of which she gets paid for, and YOU'RE complaining about her "nagging" you? Because you come home from your one job, so tired, and need to spend the rest of your day on the couch to recover. That's just pathetic.
  • And the fact she has to "nag" you to take her out sometimes so she might have a chance to remind herself why the hell she even married you in the first place or to talk about the future to try to decide whether you have any ambition left is just sad.
a random conversation i had in the car
  • me: *has earphones in so can't hear anything clearly*
  • mom: how old is v
  • me:
  • mom: hey
  • me: huh are u talking to me
  • mom: yeah who else in this car knows who v is
  • me: oh uhm he was born in 1995
  • mom: oh
  • me: why
  • mom: so he's older than you?
  • me: well yeah they're all older than me the youngest is older than me by 3 days
  • mom: youngest? who?
  • me: jungkook?
  • mom: oh i thought it was the rapper dude
  • me: suga? no he's like the second oldest mom
  • mom: what about the tall pink haired dude
  • me: oh that's namjoon. rap monster? he's a 94 liner
  • mom: oh yeah rap monster i know him
  • me: why'd u even ask how old v was anyway
  • mom: nothing just curious
  • dad: and who is this v you're talking about
  • mom: her boyfriend
  • dad: huh?????
  • me: it's kpop dad
  • and thats how my mom let me know that she supports my relationship with taehyung wholeheartedly

anonymous asked:

When Got7 comes overseas after the event they record or take pictures of their fans, in their exit car, I've seen fans talk about this and on fan accounts here, I know it's true because a video on Bambam's instagram there's a video collection of their time in the USA and you can see a clip where he recorded his fans inside the car while they're leaving, I'm wondering what they be doing with that footage of the pretty Black girls? Lol!

They think they slick don’t they?! I bet they be boys and show them to each other and talk about them.