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Used to This - Part III

Overview: You’ve lived with the Winchesters for years as a fellow hunter, and everyone has always stayed well in the friend zone. What happens when nightmares come haunting and Dean offers to help? Will things change, or is it all in your head?

Characters: Dean, Reader, some Sassy!Sam

Word Count: 1,805

Warnings: Snuggles, hunting violence, mild language, a cliffhanger

A/N: I’m feeling 5 parts for this one, loves. I hope you guys like Part 3! 

Beta’d by: @wheresthekillswitch - “Keep it up and I’ll smack you with my wet noodle arm, spoiler alert, it’s al dente.”

Also beta’d by: @hannahindie - “Ohhhhhhhhh man. I need more. MORE I TELL YOU.”

Read: (Part 1) (Part 2)

The sound of whispering Winchesters tickled my ears and dragged my brain to a half awake state.

“Dude, what the hell?”


“Y/N is in your bed.”

“Thanks for the info, Sam, I hadn’t noticed.”


“Look man, she was cold. That’s it. We’re both fully clothed under here.”

A sigh from Sam, then, “Was it really necessary for her to lay on top of you?”

“It’s a small bed.”

“Right, I’m sure that’s why you two are practically fused together.”

“Way to make it weird, Sam,” I mumbled, finally bringing myself to join the conversation.

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anonymous asked:

this might be weird to ask n i hope it makes sense but........ how does each member of bts speak? like when their speaking do they speak intelligently, are they well spoken or like do they use alot of slang or anything? does that make sense i hope it does asdfgh

edit: this should be added sooner but DO NOT REPOST THIS & TRANSLATE INTO ANY LANGUAGE. i’m not a native speaker, this is purely personal observation. don’t consider these as facts.

🍫 namjoon:
• he chooses words very carefully and wisely, wide range of vocabulary
• if you see something that looks like it’s quoted from a poem or a novel, it’s namjoon’s
• uses calm tone when speaking in normal circumstances, but tends to raise and distort his voice when under adrenaline rush (eg. bts gayo track 3, acting mission with yoongi)

🍗 seokjin:
• varying talking speed, he can either talk really slowly or talk so fast that even 0.5x speed can’t help decipher what he’s saying
• focuses on emotions rather than words, so middle-ranged vocabulary?
• come across some lame puns? it’s seokjin’s
• but tbh i love seokjin’s puns even though sometimes it’s really lame that i have to consider turning off the video
• imo, 2nd best english pronunciation in bts, after namjoon
• also i love how seokjin pronounce the ㅅ and ㅂ syllables
• speaks like a middle-aged man…

🐕 yoongi:
• imagine namjoon but with less philosophical elements and more emotional explosion
• not the easiest to understand due to his low and raspy voice
• talks fast, so occasionally his words seem to stuck together and it’s nearly impossible to understand what he’s saying
• usually stretches the ㅔ in 네, like instead of a short 네, he would make it sound like 네에에에에↘
• might not be related but i still find the way yoongi said ‘boy meets what’ in ‘wings’ preview show really cute. it didn’t sound like ‘what’, but rather ‘waaaaaaaat’

🌻 hoseok:
• uses 되게 (really) and 뭔가 (somewhat) A LOT
• likes to insert 네 in mid sentence
• how should i describe his tone? it varies 100% of times
• has a distinctive way of pronouncing ‘fun’
• in short, the opposite polar of yoongi

🍑 taehyung:
• doesn’t finish his sentences, and often stares into the air after stopping midway
• uses adverbs like 약간, 조금, 진짜 separately and repeatedly, has the habit of saying adverbs first, then continue with his sentences and repeat those adverbs again
• splits one straight sentence into short phrases
- proper sentence: i was gonna meet armys right after i took a shower.
- taehyung: i, now, took a shower and ddak, gonna meet armys, ddak, like this.
• uses ‘like this’ and demonstrates with actions instead of describing the actions with words
• tends to use slangs, but not a lot as far as i can remember?
• not related to talking but taehyung often makes strange noises out of the blue, eg. he imitated a pigeon and made that ‘pokato’ (?) sound when namjoon said ‘pigeon’ and ‘pikachu’ in ‘wings’ preview show
• forgot this but taehyung’s english pronunciation is so on point

🍙 jimin:
• soft and sweet tone, is sweetly sassy
• always talks to armys as if he’s with his friends
• when doing a v app broadcast alone, he talks informally like how friends talk to each other, but when sending messages or some other ‘official’ occasions, jimin talks formally
• personal preference but i find jimin’s accidental satoori very cute… remember how he said 너 왜 이렇게 떠노 and took taehyung’s hands ;-;

🐰 jungkook:
• jungkook is like 30% satoori and 70% seoul dialect to me, so it sounds new when he speaks entirely in seoul dialect (jin’s puma cf)
• raises voice at certain random words like 인형 (‘the show’ interview), 악어(bon voyage ep 7), 인증샷 (chuseok v app), etc. they sound like 인~↗형~↗, 악~↗어~, 인~↗증~↗샷↗
• speaks formally
• says ‘mom!’ habitually
• tbh i don’t really pay attention to how jungkook speaks because most of the times i’m distracted by his bunny smile

Bts reaction to  your loud sneeze:

@panda-bitch-aru requested:  Hello! Could I request BTS reacting to their rather small and petite s/o having a rather powerful loud sneeze, like Taehyung kind of sneeze

A/ N: I know I took too long I’m sorry. 


Originally posted by ksjknj

Won’t stop laughing. Probably won’t comment much or tease you about it but he’ll definitely find it funny.


Originally posted by arkysal

Dying to make a sassy comment but is too busy laughing which ends up in a lot of incoherent words. Yoongi will probably joke about it, but will eventually forget about it.


Originally posted by kawaiinekololitablog

At first he was like: “Was that you?” Because he wasn’t ever expecting such a loud noise from someone so small. But then it won’t take him long to get used to it.

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by aestheticpinkjoon

Probably the only one who wouldn’t show much reaction. I mean yeah he’ll bring it up when he wants to prove that you can be violent, otherwise he would just smirk at you without comment.


Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Little shit. Won’t ever stop bringing it up and laughs at the top of his voice whenever you sneeze. Be prepared for endless teasing.

V/ Taehyung:

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v

Too happy to say anything but “Omg so cute” Probably suffocates you with hugs every time.


Originally posted by jung-koook

Another tease that won’t let you be because really what entertains Jungkook more than flustering everyone? Yet he will probably stop at some point, give you a kiss and tell you he isn’t serious.

Watson’s Unspoken Choice in “The Sign of Four”

Um, so I just watched “The Sign of Four,” and if you know anyone who somehow isn’t convinced that Granada totally intended for a queer reading of their Sherlock Holmes, have them watch the last two minutes of this episode, when Mary Morstan leaves 221B. Seriously. TWO MINUTES, and they are so laden with meaning that I was stunned.

After the case is solved, Ms. Morstan is with them at 221B and she talks about how tired they both must be. Holmes says something to the affirmative while walking into another room, basically dismissing her. Ms. Morstan and Watson share some extended eye contact more than once, like they have been throughout the episode, and she leaves. Then Watson and Holmes have an incredibly loaded conversation about what Holmes gets out of a case where he gets no credit, and Watson goes to sit and watch from the window as Ms. Morstan gets in her carriage.

I can’t get over it. I may write another entire meta on the double meaning in Holmes’ and Watson’s conversation about the case and the visual choices in the scene, cuz it’s all great, but I NEED to talk about the last few moments.

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anonymous asked:

Hey Gray! I love your blog :D I was wondering if you could do this request: RFA+Minor trio reacting to MC's and their own child being bullied in front of them (like maybe the bullies didn't see them RIGHT THERE) for being chubby but the daughter/son is like really chill and hits them with a 'I'm used to it it's ok' thank you :DD I'll request more now!! Good luck with your blog and excuse my english lolol

Hey now, you’re an all star I’m so sorry nobody is allowed to apologize for their English on this blog. You’re really good with it, so don’t worry at all! English is a bitch to learn, and if anyone judges you I will f i g h t. Also, no matter how many other blogs I’ve seen in the past, I still don’t know who makes up the minor trio. I’ve seen it mentioned a lot, and I always assumed it’s Jaehee, V, and Saeran. If it’s someone else, I’ll gladly write for them, too! (Dialogue of fat-shaming in Jaehee’s. Just a heads up!)


  • He had to pick up your kid from school one day because he got off from work early
  • Yoosung drove there just a little too early when he saw your child getting harassed by three other kids
  • oh no
  • nonononono
  • Instead of just driving up, he parked that damn car and walked up
  • Just far enough so they thought he was a highschooler  even if hes older hes still small you can fight me on this
  • Once he was in earshot, his only thought was how dare they
  • The things they were saying were downright disgusting to him
  • Yoosung walked right up and tapped one of them on the shoulder
  • “Hey there buddy boy, I’m going to ask, no, tell you to kindly leave and never speak to my child again”
  • Your kid just kinda bip bopped along with him after he turned to leave after the kids had given half-hearted apologies
  • “Hey, Dad?” “What? Do you want ice cream? We can go. If you want to talk, we can do that, too” “I just wanted to say that you didn’t need to do that. What they said is pretty normal for me”
  • oh hell no
  • Yoosung just nodded slightly “But it doesn’t have to be” “It’s just like that, but can we still get ice cream?” “Yep! Just don’t tell, MC!” “Will you promise not to tell them about my school either? I don’t want them worried, since you seem to be”
  • So they went out to a small shop that wasn’t too far away from your home and talked about animals
  • Then once they got home, you could see him looking concerned at your child when the put their bag from school up
  • He went to his office and typed out an email
  • Turns out, he got the three kids suspended
  • PTA Dad Yoosung won’t stand for that shit
  • Didn’t tell MC because he promised


  • You can’t tell me he’s not a PTA dad either
  • Sure, practice sometimes doesn’t allow him to go to every meeting
  • But you know he’s ready to fight Nancy at the bake sale because what were those brownies, Jesus, Nancy
  • aNYWAYS, you both had to go to one of those lame ass schools fairs
  • you couldn’t say no to your kid because those puppy eyes reminded you of Zen’s
  • You were waiting in line for food while Zen was buying tickets for things and you let your child go off with their friends
  • Then the yelling started dAMMIT, ZEN
  • “How dare you talk to my child like that?” “Well, um, sir-” “No, I’m not hearing it from you, young man” “I want to say-” “Not you either, young lady!”
  • Zen walked back with your kid in tow and he was fuming
  • “MC! Can we leave? There’s much better food at the restaurant we passed” “Only if you tell me what happened, because it looks like our daughter is perfectly fine” “No, she is nOT. They were making fun of her weight! How dare they insult our princess” “Zen, You sound like a script right now, calm down”
  • Your child just mumbled, “Well, that’s what happened during school anyways”
  • Turning around so quickly that you got bitch-slapped by his hair, he looked at your kid
  • He was n o t having this shit
  • “Who cares if you’ve got squish? There’s just more to love! Those kids are douchebags” “Zen-” “As long as you’re comfortable with you, there’s no issue. If you feel bad because of that snotbag, I will find out who his mom is and raise hell” “Zen-” “That one girl looked like her mom runs a drug cartel. I should know, too, because her mom is probably Bethany” “Hyun!”
  • He turned back towards you flashing a slightly awkward smile
  • “MC, that boy was a beast
  • “Not this again” Well, damn, if your kid is sick of it, he probably should be, too
  • You ended up leaving after your kid was done with his shit wanted to leave
  • He may or may not have raised a little hell on the board
  • Gave a two minute monologue on bullying at the monthly meeting

Jaehee: (Good end and after end spoilers)

  • Your son liked to hang around the café after school was done with a few friends
  • He came in one day with several people, a few being ones you recognized
  • You were taking orders and Jaehee was wiping down tables along with picking up dishes
  • cue dramatic plate falling when she overheard their conversation
  • “Maybe your clothes wouldn’t be so big if your  parents didn’t bake so much for you” “He’s right. All those pastries can’t be that great. Especially with how little you do in PE” “Maybe stop eating all of your lun-”
  • “Excuse me, but who are you, ma’am?” “Just a friend of this kid” “Get out of this café” “Who are you? Where’s the manager?”
  • “Mom, it’s fi-” “I’m Mrs. Kang, the owner of this establishment, and the disgusting comments you are making are towards my son. Leave
  • The girl turned bright red and moved to gather her things
  • Jaehee’s badass arm stopped her from properly getting up
  • “I thought it was heavily implied that you were to apologize”
  • She was downright glaring at this kid
  • You paused when nobody else was at the counter and turned your attention to what was going down
  • This look wasn’t even reserved for customers who threw orders at her
  • Once the girl left after having to repeat her apology several times, all the others followed, trying not to maintain eye contact with Jaehee
  • She slid in the booth across from your son and had a lengthy discussion about what was wrong for people to say
  • Jaehee had had enough in her life getting treated awfully, so your kid wasn’t allowed to have any of that
  • That night, you had to talk her out of fighting that kid
  • “Jaehee, that’s assault” “MC, it’s justice


  • He was dicking around with the security system at your kid’s school
  • It’s not stalking if its not obsessive
  • The system’s visual aspect may not be strong, but the audio was pretty okay
  • Seven just wanted to hear what your child was doing after the bell had rung (I had to look up if it was rung or rang just now)
  • As soon as he heard what a person was saying that was most definitely not your child, he was ready to f i g h t
  • Your kid came back from school that day and went to greet him
  • He may or may not have turned around in an office chair dramactically
  • “So who’s Jun Ho? He sounds like a real biiiii-I mean, jerkwad” “How do you know who he is? He’s in one of my classes.” “Some teacher emailed me saying he was being rude to you. Making remarks on your appearance or something” “Oh, yeah, he does that a lot. It stopped bugging me awhile ago”
  • Red Alert: How About No?
  • “He shouldn’t be saying things like that in the first place. Why do you even talk to him?” “Jun Ho gives me food” “As much as I love food, you should never be degraded to get it” “But it’s soda, and I can’t take that to school” “You won’t get in trouble if no one finds out. That’s besides the point. Can you please drop that douuu-um, that trashcan? You don’t deserve to be told anything that’s negative about yourself that isn’t constructive”
  • Your kid just tried to assure him that It’s Fine, Dad but it most definitely Was Not
  • So then he went into every social media account he could find of Jun Ho’s and left some lovely messages and photos for the kid to find later


  • you know this motherfucker sent your kid to a private school
  • He didn’t realize that not every person would be magically nice to eachother
  • Just let him believe
  • Jumin was content with that for awhile until The Incident
  • Your son was walking back into your home as he was video chatting people at a party
  • For some reason, their conversation dropped off to what sports people were playing and some dumbass in the background made a rude remark to your kid
  • Jumin walked over and took the phone from your son’s hand and got the attention of the teenagers
  • holy shit, that was the dude that their parents made those important business deals with
  • that suit is probably worth more than all my organs
  • damn, he looks like he’s about ready to fail all of us in a class
  • Please refrain from ever contacting this phone ever again. Your words are unappreciated by myself”
  • Your son was desperately trying to mute him repeating that it was all okay
  • Jumin was still drilling these kids
  • “Furthermore, it is not any of your business to inquire about an individual’s health whatsoever. I will have you make good note that everything in this household is meticulously organized, so no, you’re not ‘concerned for his health’ or any other excuse that is as incompetent as yourselves. Have a good evening”
  • Sassy Jumin snapping that hang up button
  • Then he held out the phone to your son that took it nervously
  • “You’re never to speak to them again” “Dad, I-” “No, it is absolutely not fine. You will not be told that just because you’re not of the bare minimum weight, that you are any less of a human being. You are to be respected. If you are to speak to any of your classmates, please inform them that all business deals with their families will end soon.”
  • He most definitely called all of their parents that evening to tell them of these changes
  • Blocked every number he could
  • Also made sure that any future advertisements that were made by any department were to be inclusive of plus-size models


  • There was a new museum and he was invited to attend it’s opening with his family
  • No way this Cotton Candy Man could say no when your daughter got excited at the mention of an artist she loved that was to have an exhibit showcased
  • Everyone had gotten dressed up for the occasion, including V in a snazzy I’m so sorry that I use that word suit, yourself in comfortable formal wear, and your daughter wearing a tighter blouse with a skirt
  • What she wore didn’t bug you or Jihyun, whatever made her the most loving to herself was fine by you
  • The three of you had walked in and were walking around to greet other guests and enjoy hors d'oeuvres
  • Your daughter walked off to admire the paintings until who you recognized as one of her fellow students walked up to her
  • There was no use in eavesdropping so you continued to walk as V walked into the room of the pieces
  • He honestly didn’t notice them until he could hear your child’s voice
  • Then he noticed what the other party was saying
  • Calm Dad walked over to them and apologized for his interruption in the conversation to tell off the student for what they were saying about your daughter’s outfit
  • “Hey, Dad, Mi Na wasn’t bothering me” “Then she was bothering me. Mi Na, please refrain from speaking negatively about my daughter’s appearance in the future. I assure you that whatever clothing she wishes to wear will not effect you”
  • You looked over to see the “Bitch, you ain’t shit” smile on his face and got interested to see what was going on
  • He explained to you the situation then spoke to your daughter again with a short lecture on Why She Was Perfect and Why People Suck
  • Got the girl kicked out from the museum afterwards
  • To make it up, even though “It was fINE, DAD,” V was able to get artwork from the artist your daughter was so excited to see


  • this one’s going to do with an ice cream parlor I’m sorry
  • He agreed to go on a family outing as long as the crowds weren’t too big
  • Hey, if you made it this far, don’t mess it up
  • To his favorite ice cream parlor first!
  • None of you cared if it was eleven am
  • It was always time for ice cream
  • While you three were waiting in line, your child noticed that the person scooping was the dickbag of an upperclassman that had been harassing them for a couple of weeks
  • Saeran noticed how they acted and offered to get a table with them so that it would fit into conversation easily
  • They nodded and went with them so that he could ask what happened
  • Your kid told him that the boy at the counter was giving him shit for his weight and that “It’s perfectly fine”
  • Then Saeran was p i s s e d
  • He assured them that they were perfectly fine as long as they liked themselves
  • Saeran then offered for them to go back in the line where you were ordering your food
  • Your child was slightly anxious as to what he’d do to the worker
  • He glared at that upperclassman so strongly that you thought he had killed Saeran’s joy in life
  • Considering how much Saeran loved his new family, he pretty much did, so the kid deserved to be scared for half a minute
  • He then smiled at you when you handed a cone to him and you sat down with the three of you eating happily
  • Saeran noticed the glances he was getting but didn’t mind them
  • He glared at the kid again for good measure when he held open the door

I’m sorry that this took me so long! Also, no offense if your name is Nancy or Bethany. They’re just my go to PTA Mom names. I’m going to try to get at least two requests up each day. I hope that this was to your satisfaction, but I’ll happily fix anything if you see fit. Much love to you all!

Special Fic Rec ❤❤

Ok so, I began this blog on December 9th, well, actually I’ve been on tumblr since 2013 (nice, old Naruto Era), yet, I consider this one the actual date of this blog birth, since it was the day I posted my first BTS Fanfiction - Sanitarium (which I still hold very dearly to my heart).

To be honest, even if writing has been one of my passions for many years, I never expected much from my own stories, especially since English killed me in more than one way (ah, it kicked my ass so hard during my high school days lol); yet, I surprisingly found an incredible amount of happiness in writing for seven lovely dorks - not to talk about the crazy, wonderful authors and friends I had the pleasure to meet here, people who helped me grow and who gave me some of the most pleasurable reading moments of my life :’)

But I was saying, I didn’t expect much from posting my fics, yet, nearly 5 months later, I reach my first mile stone. Really, I can’t believe it: 1k people are reading my fics, and supposedly they also enjoy them. It happened quite fast, in my opinion, and I also know I’ve been very lucky for many authors are amazing and still don’t have the exposure they deserve! It takes them a lot of hard work when they should really be appreciated a lot more! This is why, to celebrate this milestone (ok, compared to other authors is not that big of a number, but still I consider it an important accomplishment ;^;) I decided to do a special, big fic rec to share the talent filling this social!! 

Some of these writers are super known actually, yet others have a smaller public: they have such a fantastic way with words tho, such a breath-taking creativity, that I just needed to tag them and link their stories - hopefully, some of you will fall in love with their work too; please, if so, go send them all a lot of love, for they are not holy amazing authors but also amazing people :’)

And I’m incredibly happy to have some of them as mutuals, if not even as friends <3 <3

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a groupchat between the boys

- Dallas is like hardly ever there??????

- Two-bit gets overdramatic and JUST BEGINS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

- sodapop is just all lowercase

- Ponyboy texts using proper grammar.

- Johny typos in types becuase he typos fast and is to lazy too corect hjmself

- Dar doesnt use complete words some⏱s & will use emojis & #s 2 avoid 🐝ing on his📱 long

- Steve likes to use abbreviations acronyms nd doesnt care if u like it or not bc like he says “idgaf” abt wht u think and you can see urself out thx


- Ponyboy is usually the first to answer.

- Dar 🔇 them


- ^^ reason for the blank

- “lol” ((guess who this is👀👀))

- “wear do you get these at?” - Johnny

- sodapop is probably laughing and typing “trueeee”

- soda also likes to drag out wordssssss

- Dar is the 1st 2 tell 2-bit 2 🚫 w the memes


- Dallas blocked him

- Ponyboy politely asked him to stop.


- Ponyboy did not want to block him.

- sodapop told him to fuckkkkk offfff two-bitchhhhhh


- Johny is cofnused becuase he likes when Two sends them memes

- Steve kindly tells Two-bit to gtfo


- Dar never answered him in the 🥇 so 2 🚫 send him anything

- Ponyboy is bothered by Johnny’s misspelled words.

- Jhny nose it bothers ponieboy bjt lowkie enjoys that it borhers him thats why he also doesnt corect hiimself


- Steve just says gm


- Dallas only communicates in the chat to share about a fight he had taken part in and use advanced vocabulary when he does so

- It bother Ponyboy for some reason.

- Steve usually just says lol, omfg, or k

- sodapop is just a little sassy because like, now he wants to associate with them? yeah dallas ain’t the only one who can use fancy words, bitch.

- sodapop tells them how an old lady hit him with her purse bc he was being an asshole


- Jhny is ascing if he is oh kay

- Steve is just omfg this GR8 M8, wish I was there too see it!!!!

- Dar ⬇🗝 wishing he was there to c it but asks if he is ok instead

- Ponyboy doesn’t even say anything.

- one of those rare times Dallas goes into the chat and just says lol and doesn’t came back for another decade


- “LOL he doesn’t like us”

- “Arent u guys suppose to 🐝 in school?”

- “i don’t go to school darry”

- “Is that why the lady hit you? Because you weren’t working on the customer’s car?”


- “this is funy! i kant stop lauffing!”

~Impala-Dreamer’s One Prompt For All Dean Challenge~

 I know what you’re thinking. One Prompt? Hear me out…

I’ve had this idea for months, but due to a lot of recent annoying anons, I feel the need to prove a point. We all write the same troupes, the same characters, the same… the same. What’s different is the writer. Imagine if you will, One Prompt. One Character. 100 Different Writers. How many different stories would we get? How many almost identical stories would we get? LET’S FIND OUT!

Here’s the first challenge:

Your fics will all be:

Dean x Reader

With a Max Word Count of 3k

Using the Prompt: “If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to kill me.”

Rules and more below the cut. Hope you join! I’m excited about this!

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thepasemi  asked:

Why was everyone fat and sassy

Why wouldn’t they be?! 

To really answer your question, I have no clue! I tried to figure out if it was the name of a play or a revue or something like that, but as far as I can tell it was just an idiom that began sometime around 1890. There was a racehorse with that name in the 1910s but the two words began appearing together way before that! It seems to be used most often to refer to animals (“the horse looked starved but now he’s fat and sassy as ever”), farming (”Missouri crops appear fat and sassy this season”) and politicians (“the senator made a whistle-stop yesterday afternoon, looking fat and sassy”), if that means anything. says 

Fat and sassy 
Fig. in  good  health  and  spirits.

Here’s the Google Ngram Viewer chart:

Looks like 1896, 1915, 1928, 1946, 1948, 1954 and 1989 are peak years for being fat and sassy!


Description: Sometimes the guys can’t keep secrets. Sometimes that’s okay.

Genre: Fluff, High School! AU

Pairing: Oh Sehun x reader

Word Count: 2,779

Originally posted by luedeer

I’d been here at Baekhyun’s house for two hours, listening to the guys drone on and on about lame guy stuff. I didn’t quite know what they were talking about right now. I had tuned them all out awhile ago. It was me and four of the guys: Jongin, Chanyeol, Baek, and Kyungsoo. I loved them, but not enough to listen to them talk about… sports?

“But yo, when are tryouts?” I heard Chanyeol ask to no one in particular. Baekhyun answered almost immediately. “Next Thursday, but you have to have an updated physical and gear.” Chanyeol groaned. “That’s not even the best part. The gear has to be brand new. Literally fresh off the shelves and directly to the field or you practically won’t be allowed to tryout.” Baek’s statement made Chan groan louder. “Ugh, I hate tryout season. Like honestly, what’s wrong with the gear we already have? I literally replaced all my equipment last season. More importantly, what if we don’t even make the team. Then we have all this spanky new gear for nothing!” He ranted.

Kyungsoo spoke next. He didn’t speak often when they had conversations like this, but when he did it was good. “You suck at baseball, so you’re the only one that has to worry about that.” This made all the guys erupt into laughter, and even I broke out into a small giggle. Chan’s face turned red, partly from embarrassment. “Aye, leave him alone. At least he can make it to tryouts Mr.I’m-too-scared-to-tryout-for-basketball-so-I’m-just-gonna-hideout-in-the-library.” Kyungsoo gave Jongin a death glare. “That’s not what happened you doof. I had a stupid research paper to finish and the coaches made me go to the library to work on it.” Jongin cowered as Kyungsoo spoke. I didn’t know why though. Jongin was the only one that could get away with saying stuff like that it him. It was obvious that he had a soft spot for him. “Yeah, leave him alone guys. Besides, even if he could try out, he’s too short to make a basket.” Kyungsoo didn’t hesitate to jerk on a strand of Baekhyun’s hair as the guys burst into another bout of laughter. The digs the guys got on Kyungsoo was what usually got them the most riled up, mainly because it didn’t happen often seeing as how nobody wanted to get killed by one of his death stares.

I honestly couldn’t stand listening to them go on. “Can you guys not be so boring? I’m practically falling asleep.” All the guys looked at me with playful annoyance. “Did we ask you to speak?” Baekhyun asked, mocking a face of disgust. “Cause I don’t recall.”

“Aye, I don’t recall asking for permission to speak, not that I’d let any of you losers to grant me that right.”

The guys all let out in a chorus of “Ooooo.” Chanyeol was next to speak.“So sassy.” Baekhyun mumbled something under his breath right after him. I didn’t quite catch it all, but I caught some of it. “No wonder… on you…”

“Would you like to say that again Baek? Maybe a little louder?” I said, mocking a stern tone we’d all heard Baekhyun’s mother use with him. He was quite the sassafrass. He was constantly getting in trouble with his parents because he couldn’t stop himself from saying something sarcastic or snarky. He rolled eyes. “I SAID, NO WONDER OUR SASSY MAKNAE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!” He shouted even though we were all barely two feet away from each other. “Smartass.” I huffed crossing my arms. The guys got back into their previous conversation. I snatched my phone up from its place on the table behind us. I started mindlessly scrolling through social media. I wasn’t looking at anything in particular, I just wanted something to prevent me from going completely insane while the guys talked about… hockey?

I grabbed one of the cups off the table, and took a big gulp of the fizzy soda. No wonder our sassy maknae likes you. Baekhyun’s words from earlier popped back into my mind causing me to spit my drink out. It flew from my mouth and straight from my nostrils too. “Eww Y/n, what the fuck?” Chanyeol squealed. For someone so manly, he sure did squeal and scream alot. “sEHUN LIKES ME?!?!” Chanyeol nodded. He and Jongin started wiping the soda off the table, Baekhyun was drying himself off, and Kyungsoo had moved to the other side of the room. He’d just barely avoided getting soda spit on him because he had gotten up to fix himself more drink at the same time soda was spewing from my nose.

“He’s had feelings for you since like practically day one.” Jongin said just as he finished wiping off the table. “Yeah.” Baekhyun agreed. “It’s so obvious too. He’s always drooling over you when we’re all together.” My jaw dropped. There was no way in hell, Sehun, of all people, liked me. I had a major crush on him, and the universe was never ever kind enough to let your crush reciprocate feelings. I got a rag from the laundry room, wet it, and made sure the table was clean. Once I was done, I threw the rag back at Baekhyun for him to put it where it goes. Anytime any of us tried to help him straighten up the place he got upset.

“You guys can’t be serious.” I said. The guys loved to joke around, so I wholeheartedly believed this was another one of their pranks. “You should see the way he looks at you.” Kyungsoo stated, making his way back to the table once he was sure it was clean. “And when you’re not around, we can never get him to shut up about you. Y/n, this. Y/n, that. Makes me wanna slap the kid sometimes.” Jongin added. Something in me still didn’t quite believe them, but regardless I spilled my own feelings to them. “Well, I sorta maybe have feelings for him too.” I whispered, covering my face as soon as the words had left my lips.

“OH MY GOD! WE CAN SET YOU TWO UP!” Baekhyun screamed, jumping up and down in the process. Matchmaker, one of his favorite things to do. “No! He doesn’t know.” I said, feeling my face heat up. I knew exactly how the guys were, now that we were on this topic it would be awhile before we were on to something else. “You didn’t know how he felt about you, but look at you now.” Chanyeol said, nonchalantly shrugging his shoulders as if this wasn’t sort of big deal. “Bye Yeollie, that’s different.” I whined, I was way too chicken to tell Sehun about my tiny, huge, crush on him. “Honestly, I’m content with him never knowing.” Before I had the chance to say anything else, my phone vibrated in my pocket. It was a text from Jongdae.

From Dae: Okay but like dont hate me

From Dae: butttttttttttttttttt

From Dae: Something may or may not have slipped…

“I say you just waltz up to him and tell him how you feel.” Jongin suggested from his seat across from me at the table. “Jongin, that’s lame.” I said, quickly replying to the ominous text message I’d just received.

To Dae: Explain

“Or you could have one of us tell him, like me for example?” Baekhyun said, I was looking at him, but I could tell he was wearing the biggest grin of his life. “You only want to do it because you like being in other people’s business.” His first reply was a scoff. “Not true, I enjoy being kind and helping others around me.”

From Dae: SOOOO likeeeee

From Dae: I love you Y/n, you know that right??

I was starting to get impatient. What had he done this time? “Text him.” “Call him.” “Meet up with him. “Send him a letter.” “Send him an email.” “Send him a snapchat.” “Post in on Instagram.” “Slide in his DM’s.” The guys just starting shouting out suggestions. I couldn’t help but giggle as some of the options started to get ridiculous.

From Dae: Hunnie knows you like him

From Dae: dont kill me pls

I screamed as I typed out my reply. Jongdae was one of the first, and for a while the only, people to know about my crush on Sehun. The other was Yixing.


To Dae: UGH im so gonna punch you next time I see you

To Dae: ur such a punk, i hate you

I didn’t notice, but the guys, all except for Baekhyun who moved to the other room to take a phone call, had moved behind me to peek over my shoulder. They were reading my messages. “Whelp, looks like you don’t even gotta worry about telling him now.” Chanyeol laughed, ruffling my hair, something he knew I hated with a passion. I punched his shoulder for revenge. “Leave me alone you crusty heathen.” I said, pushing the red haired giant away from me. He stumbled, and hit his side on the kitchen counter. I could tell the blow to his hip hurt, Chanyeol burst into a fit of giggles. He was so odd.

“Hey guys,” Baekhyun said. He tossed his phone back on the table, where it was pre-phone call. “Sehun and the others are coming over. Also what do you guys want to eat.” The four shouted food suggestions at Baekhyun. I didn’t understand how he understood all the clamour, but I was more focused on the fact that Sehun would be here any minute

From Dae: i luv you tho :’(

From Dae: Also we’re coming to Baek’s

Hearing the fact again made me scream.

To Dae: I KNOW

I pretty much continued screaming even though about thirty minutes had passed. I screamed even more when I heard a knock on the door. Luckily it only turned out to be the pizza we had ordered. We were supposed to wait for everyone to get here, but I was so anxious it was making me hungry. I ended up scarfing down close to a whole pizza by myself.

We always get like five orders of breadsticks, and I ate about one and a half of those. They weren’t even that good, but I was so nervous to see Sehun I couldn’t stop myself. I actually began pacing around the room as we awaited the other guys’ arrival. I was shook beyond belief. How was he gonna react? What was he gonna say? Was he even going to talk to me? Was everything going to be awkward the rest of the night? I didn’t know what to do, so when another knock came to the door I ended up screaming once more and hiding in Baekhyun’s room. I could hear Chanyeol laugh at me as I did so, but I didn’t care.

To Dae: Meet me in Baekhyun’s room ASAP

I assumed he got my message when about ten minutes later I heard a knock on the door. I had locked it just in case. “Open up!” He shouted through the door. I hurriedly unlocked it and went back to pacing. “Jongdae, I can barely breathe!” I uttered, my nerves causing my hands to start shaking. “Is that so?” I expected to hear Jongdae’s voice, but instead I was met with that of Sehun’s much deeper one. “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?!” I screamed for the umpteenth time today. “The guys pushed me in here and said they wouldn’t let me out until we talked, so here I am.” I didn’t know what to do or say. Literally the only thing I could think to do was scream. But that was off the table considering I didn’t think the guys wanted to hear me do that again.

le boyz gc: I hate all of you

Eventually Sehun broke the silence which was different seeing as how besides Kyungsoo, he was the quietest out of all the guys.

“How long have you liked me?”

I almost choked because of his boldness. I mean leave it to Sehun to get straight to the point. “What do you mean?” I laughed nervously. “I’ve never liked you.” I’ve liked you since middle school.

“Don’t lie to me.” He said casually, moving from leaning against the bedroom door to sitting on Baekhyun’s bed. “Jongdae told me you’ve had a crush on me for a while now.” I mentally cursed Jongdae. Remind me not to tell any of the guys if I ever develop a crush on literally ANYONE EVER AGAIN!

.“For the record, I’ve liked you since that first time we all hung out at Chanyeol’s place.” I tried thinking back to the first time we ever went to Chan’s house. It was quite hard to manage seeing as how we’re always either at his or Baekhyun’s house. “What’s so special about us hanging out that one time?” I asked, trying to avert from the subject of me liking him. “I don’t know really.” He started. He stopped looking at me, and focused all his attention on his twiddling thumbs. “Just something about you struck out to me. It made me what to get to know you better.” “Are you glad you did?” I asked in a small voice. Sehun nodded vigorously. “It was the best decision I ever made to be honest.”

I could feel a warmth course through my body at his words. Now I have to tell him. I took a deep breath and finally spilled the truth. “I’ve had a crush on you since before high school. And ever since then just the thought of you makes me happy beyond belief.” I puffed, still not wanting to admit my true feelings for him. I looked over at Sehun. His entire face was lit up in result of what I’d told him. But he went from beaming to smirking in two seconds flat. He sat up off the bed, and stood about a foot away from me. “See how easy that was.” I punched his arm, causing him to start laughing. “Leave me alone.” After those words, he pulled me into a tight hug. I buried my head in his chest. I was able to get a whiff of his cologne, it was strong but not too overbearing. It was pleasant, but at the same time it was a savory scent. I didn’t want him to let go anytime soon, however we jumped away from each other as we heard Baekhyun yell “THEY BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX IN MY ROOM, ON MY BED!!” and the door swing open.

The guys piled into the doorway. “Ew, look at the lovebirds.” Minseok teased from the front of the huddle. His words caused both Sehun and I to turn bright red from embarrassment. “I bet they were making out.” Chanyeol butted in, sticking his head farther into the room. “Shut up Chan!” I said, covering up my face as it got even brighter.

“Come on guys, pizza’s getting cold and we’re about to put on a movie.” Junmyeon said. I gave him an understanding nod. I went to speak, but before I could Jongin interrupted me. “Oh Y/n’s not hungry. She practically ate like three pizzas before you guys got here. Sehun had her super stressed out.” Everyone broke out into laughter, causing all my embarrassment levels to skyrocket. I buried my face in my hands, so no one would see just how red my face was getting. “It was more like one, let me live.” I pouted. Sehun wrapped his arm around my waist, and pulled me closer to him. “It’s okay babe.” He whispered in my ear. I ended up smiling like an idiot at his words. The guy I like just called me babe. What a world!

“Stop being gross, you’ve been together for like five seconds.” Baekhyun said, wearing an over exaggerated look of disgust. I couldn’t help but shake my head at him. We hadn’t talked about us actually dating yet. “Hey you guys, we should choose tonight’s movies carefully. The two love birds might get a little risky throughout them.” Kyungsoo said from the middle of the crowd of guys. This time Sehun and I joined in on the guy’s laughter. One by one, everyone eventually turned around and left the bedroom. Sehun and I exited the room, his arm still draped around my shoulder. Before we got into the living room, he placed a kiss on my forehead. Maybe we weren’t together just yet, but I could definitely get used to this.


title: are you sure you wanna’ love me? 
pairing: Spideypool
rating: T 
word count: 8+k
warnings: dumb boys pining, self-esteem issues, no pain here only fluff. 

–> Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy… 

This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.  

n/a: I want to thank my extremely patient and angelic beta Mikkel for putting up with my obsessive use of dashes and inconsistent tense switching. You’re a doll, never forget it! I would also like to thank Invidia for drawing up something really cute for my fic. Thanks, it really means a lot to me! I hope you two had as much fun in this big bang as I did!


What I also love about Luke and Penelope’s little cute teasing banter is the facial expressions on JJ and Rossi’s afterwards.

JJ smiles every single time when the word newbie comes out. She gives Luke a little glance, smiling because it’s just interesting that Penelope Garcia, the holy grail of sweetness can be this sassy and aloof with somebody. She knows that her best friend is a creature of habit and the nickname will stick with Luke Alvez forever.

Rossi has the funniest facial expressions every single time he’s around Luke and Penelope or when he hears Penelope say what she always says around him. He has this “look at these kids” expression. That little smirk when the word newbie comes up or that little twitch of intrigued eyebrow when Penelope “profiles” Luke with comments like - “He just wants us to think he’s a smoldering mass of mystique and contradictions.”

I just can’t with their adorable cuteness, they literally melt my heart. The season finale is in a few days and due to the heaviness of the plot, I doubt we will be able to see any Luke x Penelope scenes anymore. This is why I look forward to Season 13 and hope they can give us some more of their chemistry and cuteness. Especially the facial expressions of the other members around them because it’s hilarious.

Making it Canon

PAIRING- reader x Bucky Barnes 


WARNINGS- use of some bad language but what ya gonna do, tiny bit on angst but mostly fluff :D 

Request from Anon-  Hey cutie May I request Bucky x fem!reader one shot, where reader was an HYDRA agent but left and joins the Avengers. She develops a schoolgirl crush on Bucky and Clint takes notice that they like each other and makes sure the otp becomes canon

This was really fun to write, I like writing Clint as a bit sassy and snarky, I hope you like it


Originally posted by my-avengers-imagines

The most important turning point in your life so far was the decision to go against Hydra; you knew that fighting alongside an organization that had seeped its way into very government agency in America was never good. Hydra was like poison that suffocated you in every aspect of your life. So when you decided to help Captain America become a fugitive you knew for once in your life, you were doing the right thing. It also helped that you knew quite a lot of information about Hydra that you could use against them. Of course Steve and Natasha didn’t trust you at first, who would. A double agent always had his or her own agenda what’s to say that you didn’t. But when you take a bullet for the super soldier it’s hard for them to find reasons not to trust you, after you risked your own life. You fought alongside the Avengers in Sokovia you faced metal robots and fought along side the Hulk for Christ sake, you were a feared and respected member of the Avengers. So why did Bucky god-damn Barnes reduce you into a pathetic gigging school girl.

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AmeriPan Headcanons

-Alfred always sees to see something “totally cool” whenever Kiku is reading a text on his phone. This ends up with Alfred grabbing him by the wrist and dragging him to go see what’s so cool.

-Kiku secretly like watching really chilling horror movies so Alfred can snuggle up to him he gets scared. Happens every time, just as planned.

-Their favorite movie to watch together is Kill Bill. After watching it, they call each other “Cottonmouth” and “Sidewinder” respectively for the next day or so.

-Although he has a heavy accent, Alfred can speak Japanese fluently, and they often speak in it so people don’t eavesdrop on their conversation.

-Kiku, on the other hand, still struggles with English a little. Every now and then he’ll only say half a sentence before snapping and just saying, “You know… the thing…?” Despite is inability to read the mood, Alfred usually knows what he’s talking about.

-They have a lot of inside jokes, and sometimes they’ll just look at each other and laugh, almost like they just read the others’ mind.

-Alfred is really good at making Kiku feel comfortable in social events to the point where Kiku’s anxiety level will drop dramatically. But, without Alfred, going out into a large crowd is a nightmare.

-Sometimes Kiku says something so sassy that Alfred just drops whatever he is holding, throws his arms up in the air, and walks away with out a word. This reaction never fails to make Kiku laugh.

-Alfred his ticklish, Kiku knows it, and will use this knowledge to his advantage whenever the American is feeling down. 

-Kiku doesn’t like his personal space invaded, but Alfred is the exception because when he is truly in love, Alfred becomes quiet, gentle, and sweet.

anonymous asked:

binch i know you don't get enough non-question asks so here's one for ya: thank you for being consistent and active and steering budding authors away from the medical mistakes we all love to hate plus your sassy gif use gives me life, as do your sassy responses to people asking easily googled/alternatively researched questions - from someone with a medical background who knows just how tedious this must all be and yet you do it for free and on your own time to boot, bless, what an angel

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

First off, I am clearly An Old™ . I had to look up what a binch was. 

Second, thank you for your kind words. Sometimes things can get tedious, hectic, or frustrating – like any popular blog, I get trolls and readers who don’t know where the boundaries are, and sometimes I feel like I’m explaining things over and over again. 

In terms of hecticness, this month (particularly the last two weeks) have been REALLY BAD because I’ve been trying to finish two MAJOR projects for the blog (announcing soon!), keep up with the 250+ people who signed up for the email course (I do email back!), keep up with the asks, and also (oh yeah) work a full-time job. I’m as stressed right now as I’ve been by this blog (save the Blitz). 

But honestly, this blog and its readers have been an amazing positive impact on my life. I’m a business owner because of it. I’m going to be a published author because of it. I’ve made some extremely dear friends, a whole family, because of it. My confidence is sky-high because humans like you say lovely things like this. 

Thank you. 

Anonymous said: 
*slides appreciation your way like some kind of awkward, appreciation-dealing goblin because that’s exactly what i am*

*gobbles the appreciation greedily sitting in the corner like some kind of egomaniacal writer-goblin, because that’s exactly what I am.* 

Seriously, though, thanks! This made me laugh, and I am constantly amazed at the outpouring of love from you guys. I wouldn’t trade you all for the world. 

korokage said:
Thanks for being the best!

Thank YOU for being the best!! 

Anonymous said: 
Your dog is so cute! I love it :D

Thanks! If you’re talking about Bucky, the black-and-white uberfloof, he’s actually Jordan of @scriptservicedogs‘ friend and service dog. My own dog is an imaginary pibble named Steve, who, alas, does not exist :( 

Anonymous said:
Hey, thanks for this blog and all that you do! You’re brilliant.

Welkiedooodles, nonny! I’m very happy to help. And I’m far from brilliant, but thank you for the flattery, it’s very kind! 

I tried to gather all the blog love and acknowledge it before the purge. If I missed your post, I’m really sorry! 

Thanks for all the love, y’allhumans! You mean much to me and my heart. 

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

so since we have an almost full cast for our Gender Bent BATB, Ill give an explanation for all the choices and their names. 

(under the cut bc I wrote a lot)

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Day6 as Princes AU


  • the one who involves himself in JYP Nation’s political and social issues 
  • the social ambassador bc he’s good at A LOT OF LANGUAGES ( he studied abroad okay he’s a smart one) that’s why King JYP sends him to other nearby kingdoms to strengthen their alliances 
  • but the first thing Prince Jae does when he arrives ar other countries is to ask for food like lobsters, saying that the food would act as his welcoming and parting gifts. 
  • he’s not even guilty about it 
  • aCTUALLy he does more harm than good bc he gets into arguments with other people from different countries, including well respected and feared rulers. 
  • he successfully pisses them off but it’s nothing serious cause they always find him amusing and funny, (not many princes out there can be this sassy and funny and attractive at the same time, boy) 
  • invents the word “sweg” back in the day 
  • the people eventually get used to his sass and they even enjoy it 
  • which makes Jae proud, 
  • everyone in the country either lowkey hates him or is jealous of him 
  • “I’m a prince I have work to do” 
  • “No Jae, you’re just shooting heart eyes at Brian,” Said, Prince Sungjin, 
  • Has the best relationship with Prince Brian as they both studied abroad together and they both lowkey bully Prince Wonpil together 
  • and they both love the youngest of them, Prince Dowoon 
  • the one amongst the others who interacts with the people the most, you can always find him on one of the streets, talking and laughing with the people
  • or he’s playing his guitar, singing along with the crowd 
  • doesn’t act like a prince, as he wonders himself how he even ended up born as one 
  • the most down-to-earth prince with top sense of humour you could only find in the whole JYP Nation


  • the one who’s the most responsible out of them, 
  • probably the one King JYP trusts the most, 
  • handles a lot of issues within the nation as he tries to keep everything in order and makes sure everything is alright 
  • has to take care of his four other brothers, and to him, this is more tiring than handling nation issues 
  • gets annoyed at their pranks so he ignores them 
  • only succeeding in making Prince Wonpil whines even more at him, demanding attention
  • “Why won’t you talk to me?~~” whined, Wonpil 
  • “…” Sungjin and Jae’s same response for poor wonpil
  • he has a lot of responsibilities so he gets stressed a lot and singing is the only way for him to release his stress
  • the one prince who likes, loves to sing 
  • always sings at festivals, with the boys, 
  • and he gets absolutely happy when he sees people enjoying their singing
  • he would even dance occasionally, when he’s feeling up to it, twirling and flailing around the ballroom dance floor, 
  • causing people to hide their smiles and laughter 
  • but he doesn’t mind bc he enjoys it, so why should he care
  • when he’s walking on the streets, someone would always request for him to sing and he would always do so 
  • bc he’s the kind to never refuse a chance, an opportunity to sing 
  • and everyone is impressed of his singing
  • so he would sing, along with the crowd, until Jae comes running with his guitar 
  • so they would start all over again, singing again and grinning
  • until Dowoon and Wonpil come running along, yelling that they want to join as well 
  • they couldn’t find Prince Brian tho, who’s probably passed out somewhere, sleeping as usual 
  • the prince who has the most amazing voice you could never find anywhere but in JYP Nation


  • a real, actual breathing, annoyingly perfect prince
  • the one who actually seems like he could do anything, and everything, 
  • it’s like there’s nothing he can’t do 
  • he can sing, dance, play instruments, speaks different languages, devilishly handsome features, devastating smiles, a hot delicious body, 
  • (do i even need to list more?? i can bet that no one would have any trouble imagining brian as a prince) 
  • the one who’s the most popular 
  • receives flowers, love letters and chocolates daily, 
  • which he gets a little shy about it, but he doesn’t mind bc that means he gets to eat chocolate and probably a lot of other food that he gets everyday 
  • is mostly seen hanging around with Jae, mostly they eat or talk about food together 
  • or he’s nearby at wherever Prince Dowoon is 
  • everyone in JYP Nation knows how he adores Dowoon
  • probably the busiest prince too 
  • he’s almost always at the library, studying, with piles of books in front of him 
  • and a bulky bag filled with food next to him 
  • he always sneaks food in bc he couldn’t care less 
  • “Studying needs energy and we gain energy by eating.” He’d always say that
  • writes sappy bittersweet poems and he likes sharing it with other people 
  • bc he wants to hear people compliment him 
  • he sings them out as a song too, turning the words into lyrics, on the rare occasion when the five boys are all gathered together, singing
  • bc he’s always off sleeping, eating, or studying somewhere. Most of the time, he sleeps 
  • rumour has it that some girls even fainted 
  • everyone loves him and his sappy poems bc it’s so heartbreakingly beautiful 
  • gets vvvv happy and teary-eyed when people sincerely tells him that they enjoy his poems and singing 
  • BUT when he’s not off somewhere doing his thing, he’d probably gang up with Jae and bully Wonpil together (poor wonpil) 
  • or the both of them would get all heart eyes and smiley faces at Dowoon
  • the most prince-like Prince who’s going to keep torturing you bc of his perfectness


  • the cutest prince omg 
  • he gets shy when people compliment him for his good looks, or manners, or his voice when he sings, 
  • but he appreciates it, a lot 
  • he gets really happy and smiles very widely 
  • gets happy and excited everytime when he gets to sing 
  • turns into the cutest puppy ever
  • if he had a tail it would be wagging like crazy it might actually fall off 
  • he’s the type that would get sad too if you get sad
  • and get happy too if you’re happy 
  • everyone loves him bc he’s just so nice and kind??
  • except for Jae and Brian who likes to bully him, ESPECIALLY JAE
  • but ofc, our kind-hearted Wonpil doesn’t even mind 
  • bc he gets their attention anyway 
  • follows Dowoon around most of the time 
  • bc he adores the younger boy, a little too much (ofc everyone loves dowoon right?!)
  • which annoys Dowoon a little bc Wonpil’s basically glued to him 
  • hangs out with Dowoon at the nearest farm 
  • and he always tries to get close to the animals like the donkeys, sheeps, rabbits, dogs, 
  • but they usually ignore him, which makes him pout 
  • they just like Dowoon more, somehow 
  • plays the piano and is a genius at it 
  • everyone loves having him play 
  • anything he plays sounds like a masterpiece (it probably is) 
  • the type that’s always humming a tone softly no matter what he’s doing
  • gets absolutely excited and nervous everytime him and the boys get to sing in front of a crowd 
  • he gets a lot cuter when he’s nervous and excited
  • like he’d bounce lightly on his heels, he’d purse and pout his lips, he’d puff his cheeks 
  • but let me warn you, he turns into your great sin when he opens his mouth to sing 
  • those stares, and that voice, pure sin and pleasure 
  • the cutest prince with the brightest smile that you’ll definitely fall in love with


  • the youngest prince 
  • and no doubt, the one everyone adores and loves 
  • he’s a pure precious baby,

  • everyone is vv protective of him 
  • he’s also very kind, 

  • loves animals a lot
  • he’s almost always at the nearest farm/barn, taking care and playing with the animals

  • names the animals in a very savage but cute way 
  • for example, he names the chickens as “Jae’s kids” 

  • he loves dogs 
  • always has a dog with him everywhere
  • gets shy when people compliment him
  • the tips of his ears turn red

  • but he’s lowkey proud of himself
  • everyone else is very proud of him tho
  • no matter what he’s accomplished
  • gets annoyed when wonpil sticks too close to him
  • “Can you please get out of my bed?”
  • he doesn’t mind but he hates it when wonpil finds his way into his bed
  • tries to kick wonpil out
  • but wonpil never stops trying
  • so eventually dowoon gives up
  • and just share a bed with wonpil
  • has an amazing ability of just hitting random objects and turning it into some sort of beat or melody
  • he could be eating and he randomly starts hitting his chopsticks on his bowls
  • rhythmically
  • and when the boys catch on, they start to sing
  • and that’s how a random concert suddenly happens
  • everyone’s having a lot of fun
  • and he’s the happiest at the moment
  • the most precious prince and you’ll absolutely fall in love with him and his charm

anonymous asked:

Could you do some headcanons for the Hamilsquad (+Tjeff and Gwash) dating a chubby/larger person and them being insulted for their size? Thanks!

OH HELL NO. Seriously, if someone ever messes with their S/O, you’ve literally just signed a death wish basically. So because I love squads and teams there’ll be divided into physical fights and verbal fights squad. 

Physical fights squad: Alexander (he needs to be drunk), John, and Hercules. If Alexander is drunk he’ll throw the first punch the second the person insults his S/O. He’ll be pissed, and he’ll beat the guy to no end- only stopping by the HamilSquad physically stopping him, or his S/O. John will try to get his S/O out of the situation by leaving, but if the person keeps saying mean things, he’s not afraid to turn back and beat the living crap out of the person. Hercules will roll his eyes and try verbally defending his S/O, holding them tightly, but he’ll resort to violence if the person makes a second remark or refutes him. 

Verbal fights squad: Alexander, Gilbert, Thomas and George. So if Alexander isn’t drunk, he’ll definitely talk the guy to death. He’ll be like “Excuse you?! My S/O is beautiful just the way they are, and they are not slabs of meat for you to comment on like that.” And he’ll just continue to praise his S/O and shame the person until they leave. Gilbert will do the same, but with so much anger, he’ll revert to French. He’ll be so insulted that he’ll use a lot of grand hand motions, and if it gets worst, he’ll grab the man by the collar, but won’t actually resort to violence. He’ll just continue yelling at him. Thomas will narrow his eyes, holding his S/O closer, and praise their relationship and his S/O before leaving. For the most part, he’ll try to ignore the person’s insult, but if the person says more things, he’ll definitely say something sassy- like “It’s quite sad that you have to resort to disrespecting a beautiful girl to prove your manhood” or something along those lines. George will be so calm, holding onto his S/O, and be like “Your options does not matter. You are nothing to us.” He will defend his S/O’s honour in the calmest way possible, but his position and his tone will be so threatening everyone will know the undertone of his words. It’ll be quite scary actually, his silence is worst than his screams. Once he made his viewpoints clear, he’ll just walk away. 

list of just a few of the jokes and vernacular that originated from black people that y’all appropriated and decided to make into Everyone Memes
  • fuckboy
  • just fuck me up
  • hoe don’t do it
  • as fuck/”af”
  • binch
  • this is fire/flame
  • aave in general (”be like”, “finna”, “you [adjective]”, )
  • drag her/dragged
  • read for filth
  • yeet
  • bae
  • tea/spilling tea/the tea is hot
  • basic
  • lit
  • turnt
  • on fleek
  • yas
  • deadass
  • on point/___ game strong
  • and many fucking more. 

all you white people AND nonblack poc using these are appropriating black culture for the sake of sounding “sassy” or “ghetto”. these are not your words or your slang or your jokes. fuck outta here

NCT as High School Students
  • Taeil: the good student. president of glee club. both teachers and students like him. basically no one is against him. teachers always ask him to do something for them. always cries. his vocals reach deep into your soul
  • Hansol: the tall, handsome man from busan. students often mistake him for a teacher. is hot but always makes a fool out of himself. member of the dance club. makes ovaries explode through his dancing
  • Taeyong: that one super hot guy with flaming eyebrows. passionate about everything. participates in all student activities. is student council president. member of almost every club. he is a beast in dancing and rapping. he can sing and write, too. his visuals are almost out of this world bc he’s too good-looking. his existence is the reason why women’s standards in men are too high
  • Yuta: the captain of the soccer team. his vibe can change from a cute cinnamon roll to a dangerously sexy beast. his smile heals everyone. excels in academics, too. always participates in debates and roasts everyone. judges everyone. sassy af
  • Johnny: the exchange student from Chicago. Instantly became your friend. became friends with everyone on his first day. imitates everyone, evaluates everybody’s fashion. teachers think he’s cool. is best friends with ten
  • Ten: another exchange student who’s from Thailand. people call him Thai prince bc of his good looks and he rich af. president of dance club. can do any dance and he’s real good at it. he can draw, too. is in the basketball team with jaehyun. also everybody’s friend. best friends with johnny
  • Doyoung: bunny lookalike whom everybody finds adorable except taeyong. they are arch enemies. he considers taeyong as his rival. ran for school president but lost to him. starts his own talk show but nobody pays attention. tries to be funny but isn’t. member of glee club. his vocals are always on fire. his body was once lanky but he got kinda buffed up. girls now call him daddy
  • Kun: member of the glee club. the shy type. the quiet type. or so everyone thinks. he observes people from the shadows, collecting information. you don’t have any idea when he’s planning to expose you and there’s no stopping him. just be ready for what’s about to come
  • Jaehyun: campus crush. guy of every girl’s dreams. he is tall, rich, handsome. he sings, raps, dances and writes. he has a deep voice. he has a sexy body. he lived in America for four years. also participates in all school activities and member of almost every club. wants to try theater. is on the basketball team with ten. both girls and guys find him hot
  • Winwin: the quiet, handsome guy whom everybody has a lowkey crush on. people barely see him in class even though he attends school everyday. kun claims that he’s weird, sleeping with his eyes open and screams randomly at times. people associate him with the words “whoop whoop”
  • Mark: his teachers like him. his seniors like him. his classmates like him. his juniors like him. he is very hardworking. he also participates in all school activities and is a member of almost every club, just like jaehyun and taeyong. is also a member of the basketball team. number one victim of donghyuk’s sassiness. everybody uses his iconic line, AND THAT’S A LONG-ASS RIDE. taeyong and jaehyun’s sensitivity strains him. is smart but once forgot what geography lines are called
  • Renjun: also member of the glee club. helps everyone. is loved by everyone. loves his juniors
  • Jeno: spends a lot of time with Jaemin. is a member of the dance club. has an adorable eyesmile. srsly nobody has even seen him frown. is not known by a lot of people but someday they will. he always looks enthusiastic. he’s the type to take out the classroom’s trash bin after class
  • Donghyuck: sassy af. his number one victim is mark. sasses even his teachers. a member of the glee club. people either like him so much or hate him so much. could be mistaken for a girl if he cross-dresses. ships himself with mark
  • Jaemin: flower-boy in the making. his visuals are always on point and everybody loves him. he loves everybody too. he smiles at everyone, hugs everyone, holds everybody’s hand. if you ever feel that he likes you, keep in mind that it’s not just you who feels that way
  • Chenle: looks cute but sometimes looks sassy. his posts go viral on sns. member of the glee club. aspires to be the president of the glee club
  • Jisung: another student whom not a lot of people know about, but is loved by everyone who know him. also a member of the dance club. everyone wants to be his parent