and they have every right to think so

Sometimes it’s easy to lose track of how amazing STAR WARS fandom can be, when there can be so much awful behavior by fans that never seems to end. But then you fling yourself back into reading fic and maybe not all fic all across fandom is perfect, but some of it is so incredibly talented and some of it is so incredibly good spirited and some of it is so incredibly fun that you remember, ah, yes, this is what makes fandom so much more than worthwhile. FIC SAVES ME EVERY DAY OF MY FANDOM LIFE and bless it for that.  Fandom is amazing.

Tano and Kenobi by FireflyFish, obi-wan & ahsoka & anakin & shmi & satine & cast, time travel, 133.5k wip
   Master Skywalker always said “The Force works in mysterious ways” and Ahsoka Tano has to admit, getting thrown backwards in time by about forty years was very mysterious.
Bitter Confessions by FireflyFish, obi-wan/anakin, 4.7k
   Obi-Wan Kenobi is having a secret affair with Satine Kryze and Anakin Skywalker is trying very hard to be okay with that. Until Satine ends the relationship because she’s tired of sharing Obi-Wan’s attention with a mysterious third person.
Equinox by lilyconrad, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, sith!obi-wan, 30.1k wip
   During the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan and Anakin crash on a remote planet and take shelter in the ruins of a grand estate only to find they are not alone.
Little Notes by Dragons_Heart, obi-wan/anakin, modern au, 1k
   The idea of the secret admirer has been around for decades, possibly centuries. They never speak directly, but instead choose to leave little notes for their love to find. They only dream that one day they’ll be together.
to prove it so by retts, obi-wan/anakin, force ghosts, 3.5k
   ‘Then it was real, my Padawan.’
Don’t Let This End by SoftlyFocused, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, 4.9k
   Anakin is frustrated by how devastatingly handsome Obi-Wan looks at one of Padmé’s political parties, he gets drunk to cope. Obi-Wan is frustrated with how needy and demanding Anakin has been, he gets drunk to punish him. Both of them really need to release some tension after this seemingly endless war.
Four Letters, Starts With L by frodogenic, anakin & luke/mara, 3.2k
   A fluffy oneshot set in the Limpet AU. A terrorist attack, a medcenter, and the unpredictable consequences of a certain four-letter word.
the sanctity of dreams by SpaceTimeSkywalker, obi-wan/anakin & bail, ~1k
   Right before reaching Zigoola, Obi-Wan receives a transmission from home.
closing in by SpaceTimeSkywalker, obi-wan/anakin, 1k
   Anakin and Obi-Wan were already long gone at that point, as their souls had perished together in the lava and amidst the acrid smoke; and all there was left was their shells, empty, remembering fragments of happier times that had long since passed.
Helpless by DonkerRood, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, bondage, d/s, 1.9k
   Anakin finds himself helpless.
just a little bit by retts, obi-wan/anakin, 1.9k
   Anakin took a deep breath and leaned into Obi-Wan’s space. Obi-Wan kept his ground and arched a brow at him. This was curious. ‘I like being tied up,’ Anakin whispered conspiratorially. Obi-Wan blinked. ‘I beg your pardon?’
Young Lust by Writer_Markilyn, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka, NSFW, modern au, 19.1k
   Obi-Wan is only human, he sometimes forgot to turn off the stove, spent all his money on coffee, or even forget to change the oil in his car that now sounds like it’s going to explode when he turns it on. He ends up finding a mechanic shop that luckily isn’t too far from his home, and when he arrives, he lays eyes on a messy haired, oil streaked mechanic, with bewitching blue eyes, and it’s in that moment, Obi-Wan knows he’s a goner.
slices by springsoldier (ladydaredevil), ahsoka/barriss & luminara & cast, modern au, pushing daisies au, 1.7k
   In which Barriss bakes pies and wakes the dead and Ahsoka is her alive-again childhood sweetheart.
Tiny!Obi-Wan and the Red Man, Part 6 + Part 7 by phosphorescent-naidheachd, obi-wan & qui-gon & mace & cast, 2.2k wip
to be made right by SpaceTimeSkywalker, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & cast, 10.1k
   Anakin is not angry; Obi-Wan is dead, and he feels hollow. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan realizes his mistakes, and Ahsoka is left to clean up the mess.

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Every day during lunch there will be several parties of two straight men having lunch together, that insist I seat them at a table for four even though there are only two of them. Because I guess homosexuality can be transmitted through accidental undertable foot contact now? Who knew?

Right now you might be asking “What happens when four straight men are having lunch together?”

Well what do you think?

They ask for a table for six. I shit you not.

I was airing my humorous grievance to our daytime bartender who only nodded and said. “They order wine and ask me to bring it in a pilsner glass.”

The cocktail server corroborated this saying some straight men will demand he show them the glass a drink comes in to make sure it’s suitably “masculine” looking before they order it.

And the dishwashers hate this because it makes their jobs much more complicated. It’s really not fun to have to drop what you’re doing to scrub dried red wine out of the bottom of a narrow pilsner glass. Especially when they have literally THOUSANDS of other dishes you have to do in a short amount of time.

Straight men ask for special accomodations for their straightness all the time.

That being said, Disabled folks, chronically ill folks, folks with severe allergies and other special needs:

NEVER feel ashamed to request the accomodations you require to enjoy your time at a restaurant. Hand to God we are happy to do it for you- a person who actually needs it.

It would honestly be a nice break from catering to all that fragile masculinity.

Sharing Myself with You

olicity || gen || fluff || 1227 || more fics

summary: prompt: pride - set in 3.5 Oliver and Felicity share some things about themselves with each other. //other hiatus fics
a/n: okay i said that every oneshot was going to have smut, but it didn’t feel right with this one. this one is just so soft and gentle and I wanted it to stay that way. 

dedicated to @queensoverwatch


Preview:

“What else are you thinking about?” she asked as she traced shapes in his side.

“That’s just it, I’m trying to think of something else.”

They had spent the last hour or so just talking, trading facts about themselves. Mostly simple, small things. She learned that Oliver spent four summers when he was a kid learning how to ride horseback with Thea. He absolutely hated broccoli growing up, but now that he needs to stay fit and after all the crap he ate when he was away he prefers the healthy stuff; she could have guessed that one. One of his favorite books is Harry Potter. Now that one surprised her. The fact that he didn’t know there were movies, did not. She loved learning every tiny detail about Oliver Queen just as she enjoyed sharing herself with him. It was hard to get into the deep stuff when it came to sharing, but she knew she had time.

His hand shifted and settled on her butt under his button up shirt, “I thought of something.”

“Oh?”

“Mhmm.”

He suddenly looked a little nervous. No, that wasn’t the right word. Jittery, but with… excitement?

“I know everyone thinks that I’m kind of a lady’s man,” he said.

She leaned up a little and looked him in the eyes.

“But uh… I don’t just bat for that team.”

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vladimeme  asked:

Virgil accidentally breaking a glass and having a panic attack because he thinks the other sides are going to attack him verbally. This one is inspired by an abuse comic that I've seen floating around tumblr.

Tag list: @wilsonprs @abstractedthinking @future-watcher @milk-withtwosugars

It was a stupid glass of water. It shouldn’t have mattered so much, Virgil thought. It shouldn’t have had him so nervous, so shaking. Logan would be disappointed in how illogical Virgil’s thinking was. 

But as soon as it slipped from his hands and shattered against the floor, he found every muscle tightening and his heart clenching uncomfortably in his chest. The others were going to be angry, they were going to shout at him. All over a stupid glass and-

He couldn’t breathe. 

“Virgil?” Patton asked. “Hey- no use crying over spilled milk, kiddo!” he said cheerfully. Virgil nodded shakily, still unable to get his breaths in right, still staring at the shattered glass. 

“I’ll grab the vacuum,” Logan said. 

No one sounded angry. But-

“What a klutz,” Roman said jokingly. “I know I’d never drop a glass.”

“You dropped one yesterday,” Logan said, back with the vacuum and beginning to plug it in. 

“Details, details.”

Virgil finally looked away from the glass and to the others. Patton frowned.

“What’s wrong, kiddo?”

“Nothing,” he said. But his voice caught and he couldn’t fight the little gasp in the middle. 

“Breathing,” Logan reminded clinically, though he was frowning thoughtfully, looking concerned. 

Virgil went through the exercise in his head, breathing in, holding it, and breathing out. Then finally, Roman said quietly, “What happened?”

“Nothing, I just- I thought you’d be angry. You know, over the glass.” He laughed to show them he thought it was just as silly as they likely did. He was okay, just perfectly peachy-

“We wouldn’t get angry over a silly little glass!” Patton said.

“Correct,” Logan said. “Dropping an object is an entirely illogical reason to become angry with someone.” 

Roman stuck his thumb towards Logan. “What this nerd just said.”

Logan’s face looked mildly annoyed. “Thanks.”

Virgil shifted his feet. “Thanks… sorry for freaking out like that.”

“It’s okay, kiddo!” Patton said cheerfully. 

And Virgil believed him.  

Send me a word, sentence, or short paragraph and one of the sanders sides characters (or HP character), and I’ll write you a little fic! catching up on prompts!

anonymous asked:

So I consider myself a lesbian, but once in a while I see a guy that looks really cute and I kinda get a crush on them. You know like seeing someone really cute on the street and your heart picks up. If I was bi Im a lot more towards girls. Its hard to picture myself marring or dating a guy, but I can with a girl. I feel like Im lying to myself and I feel bad. I think girls with really short hair are cute so could this be steaming off of that? Im just so confused.

I think that you’re bi but you’re more into girls like you said before, its not necessarily to like guys in every possibly way to be bi and you don’t have to like boys and girls equally. And girls with short hair is your type of girls, you’re not liking them bc they are having “boy hair”, right? and they are still girls, why it has to do smth with liking boys?

anonymous asked:

Not that I don't love our historical Vikings... but I might prefer them modern. Every time I'd imagine them with certain themes for so many, if not all, of my stories. But then I'll never write it because of someone else who already did. Since I feel like I'm trying to steal their ideas, even if I wasn't. Like them as mafia, assassins or serial killers. So now I have no ideas what to write now.

Oh honey there are so many Mafia AUs going right now, and nobody thinks they are copying off of each other or stealing ideas!! Please, write what inspires you and I’m sure it will stand out on its own!! Readers in the mood for serial killer AUs, to use that as today’s example, are hungry for as much content as they can get, not just one person’s version of that idea… Let your creativity take you wherever you like!

Update: I’m alive and 1,000 followers celebration!

Heyoooooo everyone I just wanted to pop in and apologize for my absence from writing and posting and whatnot. I’ve been on vacation, mixed with work, and life events so I haven’t been able to get much writing done, but here I am and here are some updates for you!

Stand By Me is almost finished and ready to be posted! (I’m working on it right as you’re reading this)

We hit 1,000 followers! I want to thank each and every one of you helping me spread my writing and shenanigans. I will have a more in depth post about this later.

But because we hit 1,000 followers, I plan on doing a celebration of some sort! Possibly a countdown of writings, a giveaway, or one of the writing challenges so I have something to provide every day? Let me know what you think!

Anyways, I’m back and ready for more uncharted/shitposts/and whatever the hell else my blog is so brace yourselves!

i’ve got a lot feelings right now, but trans people aren’t a burden or a distraction or disruptive. i know what it’s like to feel your gender identity is a burden on those around you, but it’s not. it’s just not. i know the recent events are more specific, but i think they have an even broader fall out with hefty implications and consequences. it’s just fucking hard and jarring to have blatant transphobia all over every facet of media, so i don’t know. i just want to say if you’re trans and seeing all this is hard, you’re allowed to exist and in no way a burden.

anonymous asked:

Oh my goodness- I just heard about "President" Trump banning transgender Americans from serving in our military. It's so upsetting that we don't have a president who fights for equality. #stillwithher

Oh I know it’s so horrible every day he surprises us with a new low. And to think what could have been instead…

this season is so shitty. i won’t be satisfied until everyone get their fucking brains back and realize pail is a piece of shit. it’s been a week after my girl dominique had to leave because of these dickheads and i’m tired and tired of hearing josh and paul’s DRs. every competition is so dry.

ironically, the transphobic marine and his girlfriend are more tolerable and satisfying to watch. i don’t know what grodner was thinking when she casted these guys, but all i know is she made the biggest mistake bringing paul back. i would have rather had PAULIE or FRANKIE’s annoying ass on the show.

i’m sick of listening to paul’s cocky ass and josh’s extra ass MEATBALL rants. like shut the fuck up. i don’t know why you guys like him. cody was right, all i hear is victim noises. he’s all bark and no bite. he can talk the most shit but when someone comes at him, he bitches.

i’m fed the fuck up.

anonymous asked:

When I was in denial abt being a lesbian, I started to get into bdsm bc I thought it would make sex easier to go thru with since I'd have less control and agency during. I could just shut off and suck it up. Plus every other woman seemed to love it. I was at the start of a dangerous cycle and I didn't care. If my bf hadn't been so repulsed by it I'm honestly scared to think where I'd be right now. I wouldn't have accepted myself and come out, I probably would've committed suicide by now.

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justincaseyouareme  asked:

Considering the ask you got about the White's leaving & no mention of Rebecca. They aren't going to say anything about her while the current story w/the shows most popular couple is ongoing & very open ended at this point. ED has purposely kept every R/R theory still viable today. They aren't going to close any doors by leaking through the press if she is leaving with the rest of them before the end of the year. That would give to much away about this god awful story we're stuck with.

Well, in fairness, they have on multiple occasions shut down the idea that Robert and Rebecca might have a romantic future, so I don’t think they really have kept it open at all, at least outside of the show (which is what we’re talking about).

But, yeah, you’re right that they can’t say anything because the story she’s involved in is ongoing - or rather, they can’t create a whole hoo play around ~will robron get back together and when will it happen~ if everyone knows she’s leaving, because that immediately takes one of the major points of contention away, because Aaron has explicitly said that he can’t be in a relationship with Robert while Rebecca and the baby are intrinsically connected to Robert’s life.

Also, the only departures that leaked were Chrissie, Lachlan, Ronnie and Pierce. All DS did was confirm that the leaks were correct.

So, unless something leaks around Rebecca, we’ll be waiting a while until they even think about confirming whether she’s leaving with her family or not.

(And even if something did leak, they may not even confirm it because of the above)

Until then, we have no idea.

anonymous asked:

Today I sat down my bf and talked about boundaries and how I have, issues, with people touching me and not ten minutes later he's all over me. Every time he touches meI don't see him I see the one who abused me and he doesn't get that. I don't think I can stay with him any longer. I want to but he doesn't get it.

That’s seriously not okay. I mean I don’t necessarily think he’s doing it intentionally to hurt you, but it’s still not okay that he’s so oblivious about it. What did he say when you first talked to him about it? Did he seem accepting of it? Maybe you need to just remind him when he starts touching you again. But I completely understand that it makes you uncomfortable, so if you don’t have the patience to wait for him to learn/get it, then you have every right to not want to be with him. You have to do whatever is best for you and your safety <3

anonymous asked:

i was debating about making this anon or not but i'm too embarrassed for y'all to know who i am so here we go- i've been working hard and working for two months and i've lost 11 pounds and im really proud but i feel like i'm not allowed to be happy about it because i don't want people to think i'm self centered. no one really listens to what i have to say or they take it as me being over dramatic. im actually more comfortable talking to people online instead of my family most of the time

that is amazing anon, i am so proud of you! you have every right to be happy and talk about that because it’s a pretty big deal if you ask me. you’re doing a great job!

summer nights sleepover!

Avatar Aang, Feminist Icon?

“Who’s your favorite character?” I hear that question come up a lot over Avatar: The Last Airbender, a show particularly near and dear to me. Iroh and Toph get tossed around a lot. Zuko is very popular. Sokka has his fans. But something I’ve noticed? Aang very rarely gets the pick. When he comes up, it’s usually in that “Oh, and also…” kind of way. Which is strange, I think, considering he’s the main character, the titular airbender, of the entire show.

I never really thought much about it until a couple weeks ago when I finished my annual re-watch of the series and found myself, for the first time, specifically focused on Aang’s arc. Somehow, I never really paid that much attention to him before. I mean sure, he’s front and center in most episodes, fighting or practicing or learning big spiritual secrets, and yet, he always feels a little overshadowed. Katara takes care of the group. Sokka makes the plans. Zuko has the big, heroic Joseph Campbell journey. Aang…goofs around. He listens and follows and plays with Momo. And yes, at the end his story gets bigger and louder, but even then I feel like a lot of it dodges the spotlight. And here’s why:

Avatar casts the least traditionally-masculine hero you could possibly write as the star of a fantasy war story. Because of that, we don’t see Aang naturally for everything he is, so we look elsewhere.

To show what I mean, I want to talk about some of the show’s other characters, and I want to start with Zuko. Zuko is the hero we’re looking for. He’s tall and hot and complicated. He perseveres in the face of constant setbacks. He uses two swords and shoots fire out of his hands. He trains with a wise old man on ship decks and mountaintops. Occasionally he yells at the sky. He’s got the whole 180-degree moral turn beat for beat, right down to the scars and the sins-of-the-father confrontation scene. And if you were going into battle, some epic affair with battalions of armor-clad infantry, Zuko is the man you’d want leading the charge, Aragorn style. We love Zuko. Because Zuko does what he’s supposed to do.

Now let’s look at Katara. Katara doesn’t do what she’s supposed to do. She doesn’t care about your traditionally gender dynamics because she’s too busy fighting pirates and firebenders, planning military operations with the highest ranking generals in the Earth Kingdom, and dismantling the entire patriarchal structure of the Northern Water Tribe. Somewhere in her spare time she also manages to become one of the greatest waterbenders in the world, train the Avatar, defeat the princess of the Fire Nation in the middle of Sozin’s Comet and take care of the entire rest of the cast for an entire year living in tents and caves. Katara is a badass, and we love that.

So what about Aang? When we meet Aang, he is twelve years old. He is small and his voice hasn’t changed yet. His hobbies include dancing, baking and braiding necklaces with pink flowers. He loves animals. He doesn’t eat meat. He despises violence and spends nine tenths of every fight ducking and dodging. His only “weapon” is a blunt staff, used more for recreation than combat. Through the show, Aang receives most of his training from two young women – Katara and Toph – whom he gives absolute respect, even to the point of reverence. When he questions their instruction, it comes from a place of discomfort or anxiety, never superiority. He defers to women, young women, in matters of strategy and combat. Then he makes a joke at his own expense and goes off to feed his pet lemur.

Now there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this, and it’s the one that shielded Aang from the heroic limelight in my eyes for ten years. The reasoning goes like this: Aang is a child. He has no presumptuous authority complex, no masculinity anxiety, no self-consciousness about his preferred pastimes, because he’s twelve. He’s still the hero, but he’s the prepubescent hero, the hero who can’t lead the charge himself because he’s just not old enough. The problem is, that reasoning just doesn’t hold up when you look at him in the context of the rest of the show.

Let’s look at Azula. Aside from the Avatar himself, Zuko’s sister is arguably the strongest bender in the entire show. We could debate Toph and Ozai all day, but when you look at all Azula does, the evidence is pretty damning. Let’s make a list, shall we?

Azula completely mastered lightning, the highest level firebending technique, in her spare time on a boat, under the instruction of two old women who can’t even bend.

Azula led the drill assault on Ba Sing Sae, one of the most important Fire Nation operations of the entire war, and almost succeeded in conquering the whole Earth Kingdom.

Azula then bested the Kyoshi Warriors, one of the strongest non-bender fighting groups in the entire world, successfully infiltrated the Earth Kingdom in disguise, befriended its monarch, learned of the enemy’s most secret operation, emotionally manipulated her older brother, overthrew the captain of the secret police and did conquer the Earth Kingdom, something three Fire Lords, numerous technological monstrosities, and countless generals, including her uncle, failed to do in a century.

And she did this all when she was fourteen.

That last part is easy to forget. Azula seems so much her brother’s peer, we forget she’s the same age as Katara. And that means that when we first meet Azula, she’s only a year older than Aang is at the end of the series. So to dismiss Aang’s autonomy, maturity or capability because of his age is ridiculous, understanding that he and Azula could have been in the same preschool class.

We must then accept Aang for what he truly is: the hero of the story, the leader of the charge, who repeatedly displays restraint and meekness, not because of his age, not because of his upbringing, not because of some character flaw, but because he chooses too. We clamor for strong female characters, and for excellent reason. But nobody every calls for more weak male characters. Not weak in a negative sense, but weak in a sense that he listens when heroes talk. He negotiates when heroes fight. And when heroes are sharpening their blades, planning their strategies and stringing along their hetero love interests, Aang is making jewelry, feeding Appa, and wearing that flower crown he got from a travelling band of hippies. If all Aang’s hobbies and habits were transposed onto Toph or Katara, we’d see it as a weakening of their characters. But with Aang it’s cute, because he’s a child. Only it isn’t, because he’s not.

Even in his relationship with Katara, a landmark piece of any traditional protagonist’s identity, Aang defies expectations. From the moment he wakes up in episode one, he is infatuated with the young woman who would become his oldest teacher and closest friend. Throughout season one we see many examples of his puppy love expressing itself, usually to no avail. But there’s one episode in particular that I always thought a little odd, and that’s Jet.

In Jet, Katara has an infatuation of her own. The titular vigilante outlaw sweeps her off her feet, literally, with his stunning hair, his masterful swordsmanship and his apparent selflessness. You’d think this would elicit some kind of jealousy from Aang. There’s no way he’s ignorant of what’s happening, as Sokka sarcastically refers to Jet as Katara’s boyfriend directly in Aang’s presence, and she doesn’t even dispute it. But even then, we never see any kind of rivalry manifest in Aang. Rather, he seems in full support of it. He repeatedly praises Jet, impressed by his leadership and carefree attitude. Despite his overwhelming affection for Katara, he evaluates both her and Jet on their own merits as people. There is no sense of ownership or macho competition.

Contrast this with Zuko’s reaction to a similar scenario in season three’s The Beach. Zuko goes to a party with his girlfriend, and at that party he sees her talking to another guy. His reaction? Throwing the challenger into the wall, shattering a vase, yelling at Mai, and storming out. This may seem a little extreme, but it’s also what we’d expect to an extent. Zuko is being challenged. He feels threatened in his station as a man, and he responds physically, asserting his strength and dominance as best he can.

I could go on and on. I could talk about how the first time Aang trains with a dedicated waterbending master, he tries to quit because of sexist double standards, only changing his mind after Katara’s urging. I could talk about how Aang is cast as a woman in the Fire Nation’s propaganda theatre piece bashing him and his friends. Because in a patriarchal society, the worst thing a man can be is feminine. I could talk about the only times Aang causes any kind of real destruction in the Avatar state, it’s not even him, since he doesn’t gain control of the skill until the show’s closing moments. Every time he is powerless in his own power and guilt-ridden right after, until the very end when he finally gains control, and what does he do with all that potential? He raises the rivers, and puts the fires out.

Aang isn’t what he’s supposed to be. He rejects every masculine expectation placed on his role, and in doing so he dodges center stage of his own show. It’s shocking to think about how many times I just forgot about Aang. Even at the end, when his voice has dropped and his abs have filled in, we miss it. Zuko’s coronation comes and we cheer with the crowd, psyched to see our hero crowned. Then the Fire Lord shakes his head, gestures behind him and declares “the real hero is the Avatar.” It’s like he’s talking to us. “Don’t you get it?” he asks. “Did you miss it? This is his story. But you forgot that. Because he was small. And silly. And he hated fighting. And he loved to dance. Look at him,” Zuko seems to say. “He’s your hero. Avatar Aang, defier of gender norms, champion of self-identity, feminist icon.”

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”
Advice for the signs

Dear Aries, You’re full of energy and you’re ready to take on the world. You exude confidence and optimism and that attracts people. You work harder than most. But remember that it’s okay to burn out sometimes. You’re an active person with an active personality but that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to cool it once in a while. You may learn something by taking a step back and watching others. It will also give you a chance to explore another side of yourself.

Dear Taurus, You are someone that people generally trust and rely on. You’re a good friend and those around you appreciate your loyalty. But sometimes your loyalty limits your outlook on other people and other ideas. Your loyalty can turn possessive. That may push people you love away from you. Learn to become more open-minded about things you wouldn’t normally being willing to explore and you may grow and expand your views on life. It also won’t leave you feeling so restrained all the time.

Dear Gemini, Even if you don’t consider yourself a social butterfly, you generally have a natural talent for communicating well with others. People enjoy your company because, well, you make good company. However, watch what you say because you may end up contradicting yourself. You don’t always need to be a people pleaser to the wrong people. Stay consistent with your words. This will make it easier for the right people to find you.

Dear Cancer, You are a homebody. You love to relax, especially if it is by the water. People love your calming nature. You are also highly imaginative. But sometimes you let your own imagination get the best of you. You overthink and it makes you pessimistic and insecure. Try to remind yourself that everyone has these thoughts and you are not the only one. People are so worried about how they present themselves that they don’t even pay attention to your own faults nor do they remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time.

Dear Leo, You are one of the most passionate signs. You are always looking ahead with a smile and you have a warm heart. You also love being admired and people seem to admire you whether you know it or not due to your loud and cheerful nature. However, you get uncomfortable when the spotlight isn’t on you. You should learn how to give others a chance to speak up instead of you always leading the conversation. While your loud personality draws people in, it does sometimes push people away as well. Others besides yourself also have things to say.

Dear Virgo, You are the kind and quiet type. You’re definitely a hard worker. You always try your best even when you don’t even know if it’s worth it anymore. When it comes to relationships, you’re always willing to sacrifice for the other person. While this is admirable, it is also sometimes your downfall. You become disappointed easily because you give more than you get. You then blame yourself. You need to learn that sometimes you need to come first. Do what’s best for you. Don’t be so critical of yourself and you may find that life will get a little easier.

Dear Libra, You are a sign of peace. You are not one to argue and loudmouths make your skin crawl- it doesn’t even have to be someone spewing hate. You just aren’t very fond of those who say every single thing they’re thinking. Despite your dislike for them, you’re always gracious and keep an open mind. The only issue with this is sometimes when you’re met with a confrontation, you become indecisive and you don’t stick up for what you think is right. You want harmony but sometimes to get harmony you have to fight for it. Don’t be afraid to voice your opinion once in a while.

Dear Scorpio, You are the definition of a true friend. You are loyal and brave and passionate. However, you get jealous easily and because of this you find it hard to trust others and also to make new friends. You keep to yourself because getting close to others means there is a higher chance of getting hurt. You should learn how to open up more because it will bring new opportunity when it comes to relationships, both romantic and platonic. Putting trust in them means they’re more likely to put their trust in you. You need to communicate otherwise the relationship won’t thrive. Not everyone has malicious intent or is out to get you.

Dear Sagittarius, You are an idealist. You want the best for yourself and especially for others. You’re one of the most generous signs. However, because of this, you sometimes end up promising more than you can deliver. You say what others want to hear whether you fully agree with it or not. While you love your freedom, you sometimes hold yourself back by doing this. Learn to free your mind just like you learned to free your spirit. You will be much happier the day you start giving as much to yourself as you give to others.

Dear Capricorn, You have a good hold on life. When you want something, you go after it with all that you’ve got, all while maintaining regal poise. You have a lot of self-control and self-discipline. But when others don’t meet your expectations, you get frustrated and you act condescending. You need to learn how to be more patient and accepting of people’s faults because no one is perfect, not even you. You’d want others to be patient with you, so you should treat others the same.

Dear Aquarius, You are one of a kind. Most people envy your eccentricity and originality. Your independence allows you to be who you want to be. However sometimes your independent nature causes you to act aloof and it puts a strain on your relationships. You should learn to express your emotions just as much as you express your ideas and passions. It will bring about healthier relationships and you may learn something about yourself. It can also bring about some deep conversations that you seem to love.

Dear Pisces, You are the creative type. Whether it’s drawing, painting, video, woodwork, or just thinking outside the box in general, people see you as someone who can come up with the best ideas. Your gentle and compassionate nature is your strength, but also sometimes your weakness. You’re overly trusting, which a lot of times ends up hurting you.You become sad and victimized and you want to escape reality. You should learn how to turn that negative energy towards your passions. Use it to fuel your work, your music, your art. Don’t wallow in sadness. When negativity shoves, shove it back. Use it to grow, don’t let it consume you. Turn bad luck into something beautiful. If someone were to do it, it’d be a pisces.

an accurate listing of exo stans on tumblr

yixing:
~ use ‘:(’ a lot
~ have an appalling amount of kindness to show
~ don’t even touch them if you know yixing just updated his ig

minseok:
~ chill, composed, rarely act extra or go way off
~ each one has a favourite version of minseok: from wilding onstage minseok to chill and fine asf mature minseok
~ will always fuck with a jongdae stan

jongdae:
~ just as wild as their man
~ stan and appreciate every single inch of jongdae
~ have 10 songs on their phone and they’re all jongdae osts and cbx songs

baekhyun:
~ scream or spam an excessive amount of tags on baekhyun posts
~ have 586 nicknames for bbh
~ are either wilding with thirst or being super corny and poetic

chanyeol:
~ make fun of everything pcy does but will turn around and fight anyone who comes with pcy slander
~ would give their right arm to be able to wear rolex watches and vetements hoodies for their man
~ always there to watch broadcasts so they can make 30 posts that say “CHANYTEEOL”

junmyeon:
~ “bunny” this, “bunny” that
~ find junmyeon’s rv obsession both endearing and embarrasing
~ always on about peachy cheeks and their precious leader but will cancel you in the blink of an eye if you have any shit to say about kjm

kyungsoo:
~ some of the funniest stans on tumblr
~ always there and ready to support anything ksoo does/tries out
~ super intuitive and think about every little thing ksoo says, making it so deep that you want to cry about their post when the original topic was ksoo eating a granola bar

jongin:
~ super quiet and calm
~ half of them never tag anything and the other half just tag “i love him”
~ have never been extra in their lives but they do come close when jongin does One Of Those Dances and they nut to the moon and back

sehun:
~ the most informed about exo’s activities
~ only use the 🤢  and 🤧  emojis
~ want to kiss sehun’s cheeks and let him raw them at the same time, they’re very stressed

me every 1pm

HHH i’m so sorry if you messaged me and haven’t gotten a reply yet (here && on IG) – i read them all and i think you are all so sweet and kind (thank you so much) and i wanna reply to you all asap but aaah life is so busy right now ;;v;;

i like compiling asks and keeping them categorized so it’s easier for everyone (and for future me when i decide to reread some of them) – but tbh i do the compiling when i have free time at work // that’s why i can’t compile them right now – there’s too much stuff to do in the office and when i get home i work on some art stuff until like 1am-2am and then repeat for the next day ;;v;;

i’ll try to answer a set this week (starting with the more recent ones) – but asdsgfdg please know i’m not ignoring anyone ;;v;; i really do appreciate you all and your support inspires me and keeps me going ;v; Thank you so much! ♥